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minaofmayhem · 2 years

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HARRISON FORD MASTERLIST

Here are all my stories and imagines about the magnificent Harrison Ford. Enjoy! 💕

HIMSELF* (age limit : 60 years)

Currently on working

CHARACTERS

Indiana Jones

Han solo

Quinn Harris

( These are my favorite ones; More are possible according to the requests I receive).

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#harrison ford #harrison ford story #harrison ford fiction #harrison ford x reader #indiana jones fiction #Indiana Jones x reader

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hellish-cruelty · 8 months

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Who are you callin' busted, buster?

Blade Runner 2049 (2017), A Clockwork Orange (1971), Hereditary (2018), The Darjeeling limited (2007), Chinatown (1974), Breaking Bad (2008 - 2013), Titane (2001), After Hours (2020), L.A. Confidential (1997), Brick (2005)

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nkp1981 · 6 months

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In a way, this is breaking news

#mark hamill #luke skywalker #carrie fisher #princess leia #harrison ford #han solo #a new hope #diego luna #cassian andor #felicity jones #jyn erso #rogue one #rogue one a star wars story #star wars #george lucas

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high-quality-tiktoks · 11 months

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This story will always make us 🥹

#video #tiktok #tiktoks #story time #cute #ke huy quan #indiana jones #harrison ford #short round #colbertlateshow #cbs

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swiftreylo0402 · 2 years

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Harrison Ford & Adam Driver looking like father and son: Part 1/3

Source: kyloremus via Twitter

#star wars #kylo ren #ben solo #adam driver #han solo #harrison ford #marriage story #photoshoots #blackkklansman

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ohihopeicanchangethislater · 10 months

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First impressions of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny are very positive. classic Indiana Jones even without Spielberg, easily better than Crystal Skull (i try not to hate but it is objectively the worst of the series), possibly on par with Temple of Doom.

Clever in its cameos and mostly subtle with its references, Indy 5 incorporates elements from previous films in a natural way, while primarily telling its own story. Haters will undoubtedly point out appearances of old friends that we have never heard of before, to which I would counterpoint with the fact that each film is its own complete story, all contained in the life of Henry Jones Jr. There are years between each film, sometimes decades, and we cannot expect to know everyone Indy knows or meet everyone he meets.

James Mangold and his crew do a masterful job at recreating the simple concept of the Indiana Jones films: the grumpy professor goes on a globe-trotting adventure to find an ancient relic, only to find out that it actually works. Mangold sets the scene of an aging Indy who has been through some things since we last saw him, and he's about to go through a lot more.

I'll stop here to avoid spoilers, but my last note is that while I am a huge fan of Steven Spielberg, I think it was the right call to let Mangold take the helm, similar to how Lucas took his hands off of The Empire Strikes Back. Mangold treats the characters and the franchise with a great deal of respect, while making it his own.

And while it goes without saying, John Williams (final) score is magnificent as always. Bravo, Maestro.

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the-imaginative-hobbyist · 1 year

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A Yellowstone Origin Story.

#1923 #1923 a yellowstone origin story #yellowstone #harrison ford #helen mirren #dame helen mirren #tv #tv series #tv show #tv shows #poster #art #artist #artwork #digital art #graphic design #design #the imaginative hobbyist

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blaaaaask · 3 months

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This is madness

Hear me out, this was what my head canon was for new Willy Wonka:

Willy Wonka is played by Ben Affleck

Ever since he inherited the factory from the previous 'Willy Wonka' he has been on a downward spiral of hell. Trying to get a new 'Willy Wonka' to take his place is impossible in this modern era because children suck, and each year he attempts a 'golden ticket' tour to the factory in hopes that one day he can fucking retire by finding the perfect child to con into taking on the business.

Harrison Ford is Charlie's grandpa.

I don't remember Grandpa's name, so we're going with Grandpa Ford.

~Charlie has no other grandparents because they're all divorced or dead.

~Charlie (I don't know child actors so pick whatever you want) sometimes visits Grandpa Ford but not super often which spurs Grandpa Ford to want to plan a fun trip to bond with his grandson.

~Grandpa Ford thinks the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory is super cool and so he keeps buying candy bars until he gets the Golden Ticket.

~Scene where Ford is like 'Charlie, look, we get to go to the Chocolate Factory!' but Charlie is on his iPad screaming about Roblox. By the time Charlie hears him, he's like 'Grandpa, that's so unkewl, why the heck would I want to go to a factory? Can't you just give me money for Robucks?" (Is that what it's called? Lol)

~Charlie is forced to go

~WonkaFleck has everyone sign papers. There is at least 1 parent who is trying to read through it all, but their child is throwing a tantrum so they end up saying 'fuck it' and signing it.

~The whole group of odd people have their mini solo scenes including:

-Kid who is allergic to Blue Dye 4000 and like, totally eats something very artificially blue because their parent is too busy on dating apps to pay attention. This kid doesn't make it far. They balloon up so much kid would need like, 20 epipens or something. WonkaFleck like 'not my problem you signed the papers saying you would be responsible for your own actions here'

~Kid who literally touches everything. EVERYTHING. EVERY. THING. You? Touched. Food? Touched. Machine? Touched. WonkaFleck gets kind of rage-y and tells this kid 'NO. STOP.' But kid's mom is a tiger mom and she jumps in and rips into Wonka about "we do not use the word 'no' in our household" and "how dare he think he can parent her child?" They do not last.

~One kid who stands uncomfortably close to people and stares. STARING. And everytime you try to speak to them they don't talk back, they just stare harder. Unblinking. WonkaFleck does not think he can withstand that level of terror in his life, so when the lights flick off (which is actually quite common in this facility) he boots the child into a candy flattener and we all know where that's going.

~We discover that Grandpa Ford is incredibly useful in the tour because he is one of the few people who can read things in cursive.

~At least 5-10 of the kids go around with phones and ipads taking FaceTimes of all the trade secrets and business practices.

~Wonkafleck trying to stop them by putting a ban on electronics, but they don't listen or they steal back their phones/items and their parents are like 'lol kids will be kids, am I right?'

~Grandpa Ford is at least respectable and had forced Charlie NOT to bring any electronics on the trip. The child cries like, 99/100 times the other kids have their electronics out, though.

~Wonkafleck finally destroys all electronics in one of his many rooms of weird shit.

~Grandpa Ford is incredibly good at storytelling, conversing, and trying to help resolve the problems of the children even though their problems are incredibly petty. Wonkafleck is undeniably sad that Grandpa Ford is pushing 90s or he would have forced him to take over the factory.

~Oompa loompas are actually regular people just wearing bright orange haz vests because gotta practice safety, yo

~But also they realize the factory is like, 4 million degrees in some spots and WonkaFleck is like 'sorry, this is a big place, I can't afford air in here'

~Also one room a chocolate "water tower" breaks because of these bad safety protocols and takes out half the tourist group but WonkaFleck is like 'do I look like I give a damn?'

~Grandpa Ford and Charlie do get into a little trouble by taking some candy, but it's because Grandpa Ford wants to 'take a little piece with him' to remember the trip by. Charlie just like 'uh huh, okay grandpa.' Doesn't question it.

~By the end, everyone be dead but Charlie and Grandpa Ford. But Wonkafleck is like 'you guys stole shit.'

~Charlie, realizing he means the candy, takes it out of his pocket and gives it back to Wonkafleck and is like 'here you go, mister.'

~Wonkafleck, totally moved by the fact that this child did something respectable, decides this is it. This might be the child to take over the helm of the factory. He's like "Charlie, since you were honest I'm going to give you a wonderful deal. Take this factory from me. You can inherit everything."

~Grandpa Ford like "oh wow, factory" totes bamboozled

~Charlie like, "No thanks, mister, I don't want it."

~Wonkafleck, almost loses his shit, barely holding on by a thread, is like "what you mean you don't want this factory???"

~Charlie says "I don't really like candy. I like energy drinks. And Robucks."

~Everyone is like 'flmlenwgngegbagbwgeljage'

~Grandpa Ford says, "Charlie, you can buy those things with the money you make from the factory."

~Charlie gives grandpa a weird look. "Why would I want to work for money when I can just ask for it??"

~Wonkafleck woes his fucking life. He rages a bit, then motherfuckin' skips outta the scene and jumps into a hot air balloon to reach the highest peak of the city so he can scream for all eternity.

~The End

What I actually thought after I saw the real trailer for Willy Wonka:

Wow I am totally off, lol.

#Willy Wonka #Wonka Movie #Willy Wonka 2023 #storytime #Ben Affleck #Harrison Ford #charlie and the chocolate factory #Weird fan story #if I were a filmmaker #But like all the worst plot #Me making bad predictions without seeing anything #children being children #I should get off the internet more #sorry not sorry #so if you've seen the movie did I hit any points HAHA #I'll stop

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queer-as-in-slightly-odd · 1 year

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hey do you remember when instead of using CGI to recreate people, they cast an actor to play han who bore basically no resemblance to harrison ford, but matched the energy of the character and absolutely fucking nailed the role?

yeah, I don't think disney and lucasfilm do either.

#star wars #han solo #ahren ehrenfelt #harrison ford #solo a star wars story #lucasfilm #disney #luke skywalker #leia organa #wilhuff tarkin

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sassyandclassy94 · 23 days

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So there’s this customer who comes in who looks almost exactly like Harrison Ford - he’s actually one of my favorites. He gave me a hug before Christmas because our store had something his wife was looking everywhere for (“Okay. I promise I don’t mean this to be creepy, I’m genuinely excited about this because you have no idea how long my wife has been looking for it; you made her so happy! Will you accept a hug?”)

Anyway, a few months back we were talking about The Boys in the Boat - he said he took his wife and youngest daughter to go see it. So today, when he asked me how I was doing I said “Meh, okay… I’m still obsessed with the Boys in the Boat though!” He laughed and I added “Did you know Don was a whole lot sicker than the film portrayed?”

Customer: “Ohhhh I know! My daughter went through the WHOLE shebang after watching that movie and she told me EVERYTHING as she went along. And that was one of the first things she told me.”

Me: “They picked such a good actor for Don. He didn’t have many lines but his expressions spoke volumes.”

Customer: *nods* “I agree.”

Me: “Plus the actor is so attractive.”

Customer: *laughs* “Now you sound like my daughter. Only she likes the one from Masters of the Air.”

Then that started a whole other conversation about Masters of the Air, lol! But then after that you know what he told me?🥹

“I just want you to know before I say this, I’m a dad of four girls, happily married to my wife of 50 years, so when I say this, know that I say it as a grandfather, and I say it to my girls: Your hair looks so nice down like that.”

Me: *taken aback because… I’m not real used to compliments outside of my mom* “Oh. Thank you!!! And I still think you look like Harrison ford.”

So there’s my positive customer story of the day🥰

#he’s my favorite for a lot of reasons - he’s nice and he puts up with my nerd ramblings #and he looks like Harrison Ford🤷🏻‍♀️ and it’s so cute how he talks about his wife!!#personal #work stories #a day in the life of a market associate #(yeah that’s my work title apparently lol!)

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minaofmayhem · 2 years

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Annoucement

I want to write on two other actors I love ❤️

Included themselves and some characters they both played. For Harrison, I'd say age limit: 60 years). I already have a couple of ideas but first, I'm working on the request I got 👌 It will arrive soon! Maybe I have something for mature men...but luckily, I’m sure I’m not alone here!

Feel free to send me your ideas ! 😍

#Announcement #Other actors I love #New inspiration #Harrison Ford fiction #Harrison Ford story #Leonardo dicaprio fiction #Leonardo Dicaprio fiction #han solo fiction #Indiana Jones fiction #jack Dawson fiction #and others #ask me

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redwinterroses · 2 years

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