#h-hopital

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Hello cat, may i request a hero who's had a string of bad relationships and a villain who's absolutely in disbelief that that could happen. Like they're absolutely flabbergasted that multiple someones didn't like the hero.

Have a good day! Drink water and rest :>

With the villain's knife nearly digging into the hero's shoulder, they looked up at their enemy, panting and exhausted. They knew the villain loved the thrill, the damn sparring.

It was all a game to the villain, a funny and meaningless game when they toyed with the hero. They liked to watch them fight, loved to challenge them.

The villain seemed way more relaxed than the hero did, after all the hero had a bunch of responsibilities on their shoulders that had an actual weight. The hero was 90% sure the villain was some millionaire with too much time on their hands.

"Quite the intimate position, dear," the villain whispered. They winked and leaned down, making their knife press a little harder against the hero's shoulder. "You look lovely today, by the way."

"Your pick-up lines get worse, do you know that?" the hero asked. They tried to wiggle and somehow get away from their nemesis but it was to no use. The villain sat down on their hips and pressed them into the ground. Their smirk never faltered.

"Oh, come on. You love it."

"Just a little," the hero said. They were pretty sure all of this was a big joke. And even though that was true, even though the villain pretended to like them, the hero welcomed the effort.

It made them feel special. Especially when the villain got jealous.

"Don't tempt me," the villain said. However, their smirk fell when they saw the hero's sad smile. "What is it?"

"What? Nothing, nothing. Where were we? You wanted to stab me?" The pressure faded and the villain looked quite puzzled.

"Did I say something wrong?"

"Why do you care?"

"Because you're the only interesting hero in this boring city. Would hate it if you actually fought me."

"I am actually fighting you."

"You're holding back, don't think I am that dumb, please."

The hero sighed. They supposed it wasn't a good idea to tell the villain what kind of troubles they got into when they weren't in costume. It wasn't smart to reveal that much of themselves, was it?

They took in another breath.

But wasn't that why they kept their identity a secret?

"...it's kind of pathetic," they said.

"I commit crimes to get your attention. That is pathetic," the villain joked and somewhere deep down, the hero felt more secure. It was strange how the villain could be such a stranger yet the person the hero was closest to.

"I'm just enjoying this more than I should. I'm not very good when it comes to personal relationships, so your efforts are really refreshing."

"You are not good with personal relationships? You with all your conflict-resolving talk and your words of encouragement and your helpful nature? You?"

"Yeah...can't seem to keep a partner."

"You're kidding. You've kept me for three years." The hero smiled. Whether it was intentional or not, the villain managed to calm their anxiousness.

"I guess I am too needy. Or too distant. Too pushy, I don't know. Maybe I am one of those people who doesn't end up with anyone." They shrugged and the irony of saying that while the villain was sitting on their hips only occurred to them later.

"Oh please, people must be throwing themselves at you. I mean, hello!?" The villain looked down the hero's entire body, suggesting that the hero was some kind of royal everyone drooled over. This time, the hero felt their cheeks burn.

"Ugh, stop it. You're so annoying." They pushed the villain's face away, partly because they wanted to touch them, partly because they didn't want the villain to see their glowing face. But the villain only looked amused.

"You're totally lovable," they said. "Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."

With that they winked at the hero and disappeared into the night.

And the hero realised they had a terrible crush on their enemy.

#h-hopital #tossing this like a chunk of meat into the cage (to my followers) #writing snippet #heroxvillain snippet #heroxvillain prompt #heroes and villains #hero #villain #hero x villain #heroxvillain #an answer for an ask #request

[yourlocalcatgirl-boy]

al and me in front right now;

"your not ascending to godhood your just dehydrated???"

"OUT OF MY WAY GAYBOY IM ABOUT TO LIBERATE MY DEVINE SELF FROM THIS MORTAL SHELL!?"

/ref

#h-hopital

[littlemissizzy05]

My brain is in overdrive

🎶Shut up and drive, drive, drive🎶

#That part of the song has been repeating in my head for like a good 30 minutes now #I am actually so sick #And in a lot of pain😃 #Out of my way gay boy #I'm about to liberate myself from this mortal shell #*One second later* #H-hopital #me rn

[jackals-ships]

in a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming, if you take ur meds with an energy drink an forget food You Feel Bad,

#jackals barks #that post about 'ur not ascending to godhood youre just dehydrated' 'outta my way gayboy- h. hopital' but its me #taking Zoloft on an empty stomach w an energy drink #sandwich Has been consumed so i feel better but i Was vibrating for a moment

[atohii]

"I'm not planning on dating harbinger" outta my way straightboy I'm about to make terrible decisions

#[ten minutes later] h....hopital......

[dykewinry-moved]

I am going to urgent care 👍

#luca rambles #h. hopital

[petitprincess1]

Angel Dust: Pen, ya ain't ascendin' to godhood! Yer just dehydrated!

Sir Pentious: Out of my way, whore bug! I'm going to break free of this immortal shell!

[One minute later]

Sir Pen, shriveled like a salted slug: H...Hopital...

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #sir pentious #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel sir pentious #chat post

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TT: You're not ascending to godhood, you're just dehydrated.

TG: outta my way gayboy im boutta libarwte my divine seof from this mortsl shell

--- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] is now an idle chum! ---

--- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] is no longer idle! ---

TG: h

TG: hopital

#submission #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #source: tumblr #if i didn't read all the way through hs you could tell me this was canon and i'd believe you #n e way #i'm feeling quite roxy today #// remember roxy. hydrate or diedrate 👍🏼 #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave

[peintre-stephane]

36 h without painting , or having enought energy to publish.. i take care of me while going to hopital .. they said i will be ok soon , if i accet to eat differenly ..then lets go .

[tentimesthecourage]

Twilight: You’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated! Wild: Outta my way gayboy I’m boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell! Wild: h. hopital.

#linked universe #incorrect quotes #lu twilight #lu wild

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: You're not ascending to God hood, you're just dehydrated! Drink some water.

Ruby: Out of my WAY gay boy, I'm bouta liberate my Devine self from this mortal body!! *collapses on the floor*

Weiss: ...

Ruby: ... h-hopital

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #source:???

[espighty]

I accidentally skipped taking my meds (fell asleep too early). Manic episode.

H. Hopital.

#this was in the drafts for a few days ok. I’m alright now! #I wasn’t even gonna post it but I showed it in vc and my friend Kos laughed very hard so maybe it is worth posting #cotl #ivy’s scribblings #cotl narinder #cult of the lamb

[incorrectfandomthings]

Stolas: you aren't ascending to godhood, you're just dehydrated.

Blitzø: OUT OF MY WAY, GAY BOY, BOUTTA FREE MYSELF FROM THE MORTAL SHELL

~~ten seconds later~~

Blitzø, on the floor of his office: h hopital

#helluva boss #helluva blitzo #incorrect quotes #blitzø #helluvaboss #helluva boss blitzo #stolas #helluva boss stolitz

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Leo: You're not ascending to Godhood, you're just dehydrated!

Donnie: Outta my way, gayboy! I'm about to liberate my divine self from this mortal shell!

*ten minutes later*

Donnie: H... hopital...

#“shell.” get it. #he died #tmnt incorrect quotes #rottmnt incorrect quotes #tmnt #rottmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt leonardo #leonardo tmnt #tmnt leo #leo tmnt #rottmnt leonardo #leonardo rottmnt #rottmnt leo #leo rottmnt #leonardo hamato #leo hamato #tmnt donatello #donatello tmnt #tmnt donnie #donnie tmnt #rottmnt donatello #donatello rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #donnie rottmnt #donatello hamato #donnie hamato #disaster twins my beloved #the disaster twins

[kaimaciel]

Portugal: You're not ascending to godhood. You're just dehydrated.

Brazil: OUT OF MY WAY, OLD MAN! I'M ABOUT TO LIBERATE MY DIVINE SELF FROM THIS MORTAL SHELL!

Brazil: *colapses*

Portugal:

Brazil: ...h-hopital.

#hetalia #aph portugal #hws portugal #lh brazil #hws brazil #hetalia axis powers #hetalia world stars #lusofam #incorrect quotes

[eggs-can-draw]

H

Hopital,,,, (NKG keeps beating me like he's tenderizing me)

SAME AGH

#eggs can answer #lukewarmchicken #uh I reached his second phase a few times so I’m dropping the charm setup #voidheart grimmchild quick slash quick focus sharp shadow amnd spore shroom #also let him come to you #I unno #he’s been imprinted on the inside of my skull