#gooze’z zhitpoztz

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dysphoria was made so big binder could sell more binders pass it on

#gooze’z zhitpoztz #lgbtqia #queer #gender #transgender #trans #transmasc #genderqueer #genderfluid #nonbinary #gender dysphoria #binders #chest binding

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guys

guys i just saw the mean girls movie

and even tho i’m a boy

all i can say is that i’m incredibly gay.

#SPECIFICALLY FOR JANIS #gooze’z zhitpoztz #i LOVE women guys #renee rapp #is also incredibly hot #lgbtqia #queer #lesbian #bisexual #wlw #sapphic #mean girls #mean girls 2024 #janis sarkisian #I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE MOVIE SLAPS

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i want dionysus to do his “yes you are my child get me some wine” and then turns out the kid is actually his child—

mr. d: “yes, castor and pollux, i can tell you all about me, your real father… if you go to the galley and get me a nice bottle of pinot noir.”

castor and pollux: *summon wine bottles* “are you sure a pinot grigio would not pair better with your ritz crackers?”

mr. d: “wait— oh shit you’re actually my kids???”

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #dionysus #mr d pjo #tlt #tlt series #tlt shitposting #gooze’z zhitpoztz

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aled last listens to bears in trees and that is pretty much canon i think

#yet another need for cannonical bears in trees in the osemanverse #dirtbag boyband #bears in trees #bit #aled last #radio silence #alice oseman #osemanverse #I LOVE ALED LAST #I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM #HE IS SO ME #DEMI AND AGENDER (?) MONARCH #AAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HIM #gooze’z zhitpoztz

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GUYS I JUST GOT CALLED SIR FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN THE WILD

GENDER EUPHORIA IS MINEEEE

#gooze’z zhitpoztz #queer #nonbinary #lgbtqia #trans #transgender #transmasc #shoutout five below employee you’re a real one #HE EVEN COMPLIMENTED MY EYESHADOW

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the “before the beginning” bit of good omens makes me physically ill with how much i love it oh my fucking god—

#gooze’z zhitpoztz #good omens #crowley is so adorable omg i can’t with him #good omens 2 #go2 #crowley #anthony j crowley

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i’m a sucker for a sad twink in any piece of media you give me. i am behind all of his actions and decisions 100%, no questions asked. sir, that’s my emotional support wisp of depression that vaguely resembles a young man. your honor, i love him.

#it doesn’t even have to be a confirmed twink #twink is a mindset rather than an assessment on one’s sexuality #this post is specifically about #aled last #i would kill and die for him #gooze’z zhitpoztz #radio silence #alice oseman #osemanverse #i haven’t finished the book yet (i’m about halfway through) but I LOVE ALED

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i want to do a puzzle i want to draw i want to solve a crossword i want to color a pretty picture i want to paint i want to write poetry i want to do origami i want to feel paper on my fingers i want to feel the burn of touching too-hot hot glue i want to create and make something beautiful i want to be silly and inventiveeeeee

#adhd #actually adhd #gooze’z zhitpoztz #art kid

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EPISODE 5 BEST EPISODE OF PERCY JACKSON HANDS DOWN HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT, IMMACULATE, IT WAS EVERYTHING I WANTED, ACTOR OF THE YEAR GOES TO LEAH SAVA JEFFRIES BECAUSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE WAS SO GOOD

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE Y’ALL

#GROVER TOO? FUCKING FANTASTIC!!! #gooze’z zhitpoztz #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #leah sava jeffries #the lightning thief #tlt

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guys i just want to see silly hobie brown content why am i being met with the horniest people in the whole spider-verse fandom please i just want pretty picturessssss

#actually the miguel stans may be more feral idk #gooze’z zhitpoztz #hobie brown #astv #spider punk #across the spiderverse

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accidentally slipped up and instead of telling my friend, “i can count the number of straight close friends i have on one hand,” i confidently said, “i can count the number of straight close friends i have on one finger.”

which is 100% a lie.

i can count them on two fingers.

#queer #lgbtqia #lesbian #nonbinary #trans #gay #bisexual #aromantic #asexual #ofc gotta have a #token straight #gooze’z zhitpoztz

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transphobic that there are some absolutely GORGEOUS guys out there and i am not one of them

#gooze’z zhitpoztz #transmasc #trans #transgender #genderqueer #nonbinary #genderfluid #lgbtqia #gender envy

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normalize crying for your lost childhood while listening to the newsies (movie AND broadway) soundtrack

#newsies was the sound of my quarantine #and shit went down in quarantine #gooze’z zhitpoztz #😎 #depressioncore #newsies #newsies movie #newsies musical

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ok but folie à deux is such an underrated album. makes me want to beat up men and wear over-the-top winged eyeliner and leather jackets and skinny jeans and drive entirely too fast down desolate roads late at night. genuinely my favorite fall out boy album, 10/10.

#and yes i personally like it better than so much (for) stardust #despite the fact that sm(f)s has a much better production quality by virtue of it being made in 2023 and presumably given more money #also some of the bass lines??? like on she’s my winona??? DUDE #and all the songs fading into each other is just *chef’s kiss* #gooze’z zhitpoztz #fall out boy #fob #folie a deux #folie à deux #it also has one of my favorite fob lyrics ever: #“head like a steel trap / wish i didn’t i didn’t i didn’t i didn’t i didn’t i didn’t i didn’t i DONT” #entirely too many ‘didnt’s. 10/10.

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i think the lesbian experience (at least for some of us) is being confused 24/7 if we’re a lesbian or just bi with a leaning towards women.

#because there’s always ONE GUY that fuckin MAKES ME THINK I LIKE MEN #but i don’t want to date men? i think? #lesbian #bi #bisexual #queer #lgbtqia #gooze’z zhitpoztz

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hey girlies, gooze here, expert advice: if you want to do a ropes course (where ur climbin on ropes n ladders n shit) DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT do it in platform Dr. Martins. it hurts. real bad. and you fall a LOT.

:)

#expert advice #😎 #totally didn’t just do that today #gooze’z zhitpoztz #emo aesthetic #chaoscore #docs #doc martens #dr martens #I LOVE MY STOMPY BOOTS SO MUCH I WANNA WEAR THEM EVERYWHERE #ITS NOT MY FAULT THERE WAS A SURPRISE ROPES COURSE