I absolutely cannot WAIT to see these hotties be the new power couple of season 2
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Only if you stand in the corner and don’t make a sound
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Friend groups be like:
Gay trans men
Enby lesbians
Token straight
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accidentally slipped up and instead of telling my friend, “i can count the number of straight close friends i have on one hand,” i confidently said, “i can count the number of straight close friends i have on one finger.”
which is 100% a lie.
i can count them on two fingers.
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CRAWLERS Studio Day 2
Good morning, good evening, good afternoon!! How are we all??
We're on day 2 in the studio and song 1 of 2 for this week is coming along nicely!!! Whilst Harry has spent the morning with Tom and Pete perfecting his drum takes, Hol, Amy and I have been planning the aesthetic for the new CRAWLERS era and guys let me tell you, you're all going to love it!!!!
The nap total for yesterday was a healthy 2 from yours truly. So far no one has beat my high score, but we shall see!!
We've been keeping the vibes wholesome with our mini pride flags made by the wonderful Riv ----- Thank you Riv for making our days more colourful and for spreading the love <3
Finally, we have exciting news to share with you all, but you'll have to wait just a little longer to find out what it is, so keep those notifications on!!!
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Hen to Buck: You are the straightest man I have ever met.
Buck, a raging bisexual: Ha! Nope
Hen turns to Eddie: You are the straightest-
Eddie, who is very gay: Not even close
Hen turns to point and glare at Chimney: Are YOU straight?!
Chimney, sarcasticly: No, I just love my girlfriend for her family drama
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Bo katan, thinking for even a brief moment that she was simply straight ™, going ‘undercover’ as gay because everyone said she was:
Bo Katan, when Din asks her to be her wingman on a double date, realizing she’s gonna have to suck this lesbian thing up for a night, at least there’s free food involved:
Bo, when Din’s lesbian friend turns out to be hot realizing she definitely isn’t as straight as she thought she was going into this date:
Bo, finally coming out for real to Din and The armorer both bc: hey guys thought it was funny to keep the gay joke going but… I’m blind and I literally just realized it wasn’t a joke.
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He’s talking about the bite of 87
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“you ship xyz? aren’t you het”
look other straight people not having taste or media comprehension isn’t my problem
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my current wip is for:
people who watch youtube or twitch way more than actual tv
aces who had that “i’m not ace i just have really high standards” phase of denial
ex-token straight friends
kids who made “movies” with their friends and never grew out of that bliss.
kids who had undiagnosed adhd
theater kids that always got cast but never got a lead
people who collect crystals because “ooh shiny rock”
and people who read the following books/series: “drama” by raina tieglmeir, “solitare” and/or “loveless” by alice oseman, the “dork diaries” series by rachel renée russel, and the “real friends” series by shannon hale.
if that sounds like your cup of tea, follow me to hear all about it :)) (you don’t have to, but how else are you gonna hear frequent updates?)
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Ok but Remus Lupin being every gay kid's awakening at Hogwarts.
Come on.
James accidentally walks in on him changing (after werewolf outing) and his brain resets.
Regulus watches him from across the classroom - he will not keep his quill out of his mouth.
First year baby gays tripping over themselves because the Head Boy (Prefect?? I forget the differences) is Fucking Hot.
Sirius however gets to keep him. He was hooked the minute he saw the lanky mess of Remus Lupin at 11 years old, limbs too big for his body and looking like he wanted to shrink and hide from the world. Lupin is his.
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THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON WHO DESERVES TO USE THE STRAIGHT ALLY FLAG AND IT IS THIS WONDERFUL GUY RIGHT HERE
THANK YOU.
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Do I wholeheartedly believe that Steve Harrington is a straight man, yes. Do I wholeheartedly believe that he has romantic love for Eddie Munson, *fuck* yes.
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What if Tao is just scared that Nick will replace him as the token straight friend?
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The gays had token straight friends in the 80's.
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my lil friend group has 3 aroaces (ones agender and ones a trans man), one bi girl, and a cis het white man-
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