Gotham city caves to public pressure and asks Gordon to ask the Bats if they'd be willing to partake in Superhero Story Time at various Gotham Public Library locations. Bruce tells his kids, expecting to get annoyed replies about how busy they are, but they practically compete for shifts.
All the Bats are very committed to making fun voices, even if they already have a voice modulator on, and engaging the kids. As a result, the kids love it, it's the safest way to visit a Gotham public library, and the kids find it hysterical when the Bats eventually have to pull a vanishing trick or escape at the end.
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A gazillion bathrooms in the Manor and the Batkids could still find a way to bicker.
"Get out, you've been in there forever!"
"Seriously, we're getting late for patrol!"
"B! Tell him to stop before he causes a water shortage!"
At some point, Bruce pointedly, loudly slams a door so he can get some peace and quiet, and it would just continue a second later, somehow still as loud.
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FUCK ANGST HERE'S SOME CUTE OBEY ME BROS HC
Asmo first learned how to do make up because of Levi and his cosplays
Lucifer always, and I mean always, check up on all of his brothers before he goes to bed
Mammon is the brother everyone goes to just to vent. You can't change my mind on this
Satan and Levi often go to book signings together
Beel, Belphie, Mammon, Satan and Levi are the usual five stack for any games that Levi plays
Mammon and Asmo are the siblings that drag the introverts (Belphie, Levi) to events.
(gimme more pls, I need more fluff)
I can do fluff! Tho these are all silly too-
Lucifer has pictures of all of his brothers sleeping in the most random place around the HoL on his DDD he’ll never delete them and MC is the only person who knows about them.
Speaking of sleeping pictures; Mammon is the only brother with a photo of Lucifer sleeping on the couch in the HoL on his DDD. Not even Lucifer knows about it and Mammon won’t sell it.
Beel drags Levi out on a walk at least twice a week, usually with some excuse about needing Levi’s help with something. (The excuses are always really obvious and really it’s just to make sure Levi goes outside-)
Asmo and Mammon periodically add clothes to Belphie, Beel, Satan and Levi’s closets just so they have something new to wear that’s a little more in style. it never works but they try.
Satan once tried to convince Levi that he needed a cat named Henry, because Lucifer will always let Levi keep ‘his Henry’ but won’t let Satan have a cat-
Belphie and Asmo have one night a week where they’ll camp out in the planetarium and just talk about the different stars. Beel and Satan sometimes join in and it’s like a mini party between just the younger bros-
Lucifer keeps a special bottle of human world wine just to drink with Levi and Mammon. It’s like a little ‘big brother treat’ one or twice a year.
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Chimney: Well this is a bust... any idea where we might go from here?
Albert: Maybe Buck could help?
Chimney, chuckling: That's a good one.
Chimney: ...Oh, you're being serious.
Albert: Who else has been through this exact scenario, brother? Buck could help us!
Chimney: Yeah, maybe, and then my wife will kill the both of us for involving her little brother - not to mention Eddie. Or Athena. Or Bobby. Brrr.
Albert, shudders: I suppose that's true.
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