#going to the cemetery

[undocumentedmemories]

Visiting an old friend

Friday August 18th,2023

#vinny://💾 #theconsole://💾 #photography #driving #going to the cemetery #sunrise #rainyday

[gramarobin]

#gramdma droniak #going to the cemetery #cemetery #ghosts #gotta look good #funny and true

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i think that in small tightknit communities, all residents should receive a coupon book on their bday that allows them to commit [x] number of nonviolent crimes per year

#'tsk tsk the Johnson boy is breaking into the cemetery to perform Midnight Rituals again' #'oh leave the boy alone he just had a birthday' #'but MOM why can i go with my friends to break into the old haunted saw mill?' #'well jason you should have thought of that before you before you graffitied ACAB on the side of the police station' #'but MOM it was an act of political protest' #'i know sweetie and i respect your freedom of expression #but the fact remains you used your last coupon. no trespassing in abandoned factories until you turn 17' #'but MOOOOOMMMM' 'sweetheart ur bday is in 7 weeks pls chill ur ass'

[ca-d]

Harmony Grove // Salem, MA 🖤

#mine #another day another cemetery #so glad my friend and I decided to go #even after both being exhausted from the night before and a long day at work #we peeped this back in the beginning of summer and made plans to come back during the fall #she lives like .2 miles away #so been watching it #still a lot of green but the orange treeeeeeessssss #so damn good #cemeteries in salem are just different #it’s the vibe I guess #anywho was a lovely 2.5 hour walk with her there #also I saved that leaf cus I thought it was the coolest #🍂👻 #gonna add to my collection of pressed leaves #cemetery #cemeteries #salem #salem massachusetts #nature #fall #autumn #halloween #photography #photographers on tumblr

[mttonex]

joanfucius if one of them was a zombie and they killed people for body parts (lisa frankenstein au)

bonus doodles :3

#matti's art #my art #clone high #clone high fanart #lisa frankenstein #joanfucius #joan of arc clone high #joan clone high #clone high joan #confucius clone high #clone high confucius #cleopatra clone high #cleo clone high #fanart #art #au #tried to make their outfits a combination of the outfits they wore at the dance & the lisa frankenstein costumes #i struggled so much on the dress skirt tho 😭 #a concept i had for this au was that scudworth has a clone cemetery where scrapped(?) clones & clones he had to kill for some reason go #(like all the accidental clones of himself lmaoo) #anyway in this case confucius is one of the clones in that cemetery #seems in character for joan to hang out in a cemetery and read books and do grave rubbings etc. #maybe she goes there to “get back to her cool indie girl roots” #also im unsure about cleo being taffy in this au lmao #it works bc cleo and joan were stepsisters in s1 but taffy is wayy nicer than cleo 💀 #anyway i apologize for rambling so much lol

[bonesjaunst]

Time to put that depressed elf in more situations! Higher quality version of the portrait (and also the really good hand that the text box covers >:( man...) below!

#How am I supposed to survive until next march.....I'm going to end up like GARFIELD SPEAK TO ME #bones art #thara celehar #the cemeteries of amalo #the witness for the dead #the tomb of dragons #the goblin emperor #tge #hades game

[cassandracain52]

Reverse trope

where instead of the Bats forgetting that they’re adopted (something actual adoptees do on occasion and is hilarious) they forget that some of them *cough Damian cough* aren’t

_______

Jason in the heat of a probably ridiculous argument: Yeah well YOU’RE adopted!

Tim just as invested in said argument: So are YOU! We all are!

Damian who had previously been quietly watching this unfold while he drank his tea: Actually I’m not

Tim and Jason who didn’t realize he was there but are already DoneTM: …… Damian continuing to sip his tea entirely unbothered: :)

Damian: Because I’m not an orphan-

Jason: ok, yoU KNOW WHAT-

____

or like in their group texts (that we know they have thanks to Nightwing (2016) #79)

*Steph changed the group chat name to “Bruce Wayne’s Personal Orpanage”*

Jason: Really?

Steph: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Steph: It’s the truth Damian: Both my parents are very much alive

Steph: Shhh you don’t count

Cass: Mine too Duke: Technically so are mine

Barbara: I still have a dad so there’s that

Steph: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE JOKE

Tim: Stephanie aren’t BOTH of your parents alive???

Steph: KNOW WHAT? FINE

*Steph changed the group chat name to “The Technicality Police”*

Tim: well that’s more accurate at least

Steph: :)

_____

Damian in his 10th argument with Tim of the day: That’s- this is-

Tim in full Antagonizing Big Brother mode: I’m listening

Damian -a Gen Z and best friend to Jon Kent- extremely frustrated: This is such Motherless behavior!

Tim taken aback: [voice cracking] W-what-?

Damian who didn’t mean to say that but doubling down anyway because his bloodline doesn’t believe in admitting mistakes: THIS! This is such Motherless behavior!

The rest of the family who is also motherless: :O

Cass whose been spending way too much time with Meme Queen Stephanie Brown and not involved in the argument but finding it entertaining regardless: [nodding along seriously] Facts

Tim: [visibly betrayed] CASS WHAT-

A video copy of the interaction gets sent out anonymously to the entire family. Barbara is the prime suspect but there is no proof as of yet (and they will never find any)

Steph, Cass, and Duke continue to respond “Motherless behavior” everytime one of the bats does something they deem questionable/insane. It is said often

It only stops when one night in the middle of patrol. Batman is in full Dark Knight mode (possibly in the middle of threatening someone) and descends from the ceiling into the middle of a warehouse drug deal, dark cape billowing out behind him-

and Steph just automatically whispers “Motherless behavior” forgetting her com was still very much on

She immediately realizes what she said and frantically apologizes but it’s too late.

Bruce just- Blue Screens. Completely stunned into silence

Dick -who was unfortunate enough to be the one teamed up with Batman tonight- is fighting for his life to choke back his laughter

Jason doesn’t even try to stop his and has collapsed to his knees from lack of air from how hard he’s laughing. Cass try’s half heartedly patting his back to help to no avail

The criminals are terrified into surrender from The Red Hood just laughing hysterically at seemingly nothing while Batman just Stands There

Damian ends up being the only one still functioning enough to continue arresting everyone, though he is privately amused and strangely proud

Tim and Barbara have saved both the com recordings and cowl footage to at least three different servers and sent it to absolutely everyone before Batman even recovers

Duke finds out second hand the next morning and is furious he missed the chance to see it in person. He declares he is moving to the nightshift so it doesn’t happen again. (He is all talk and goes to bed by 9 pm)

Bruce bans the phrase for life and promises swift and server punishment to anyone who dares to use it again

#Like it’d be so funny #Imagine them on mothers day #Damian at unnecessary volumes: I AM LEAVING TO GO TO VISIT MY MOTHER NOW #Damian: WHERE SHE LIVES. #His brothers on their way to the cemetery or smth: ._. #Damian still going regardless: BECAUSE SHE IS ALIVE #I just know Damian “Certified Mama’s Boy” Wayne would be such a menace about it #And Duke Babs Steph and Cass would so help fan the flames #batfam #dc comics #fanfiction #headcanon #chat fic #Can you tell I read them often #And yes adoptees forget they’re adopted #I have a friend who has on multiple occasions started to tell me about something that “ran in the family”/something in her family history #Before she’ll remember she’s not actually blood related #someone has probably already done this #But I still thinks it’s very funny #No I don’t think Jon would say motherless behavior to someone #But I do think he’d know the phrase and teach Damian #I just imagine he educates him on all the Gen Z lingo don’t ask why

[jo-harrington]

TW: Death and Catholicism

Eddie as someone you meet at a funeral.

You’re a great-niece, he’s a grandson’s friend. You both really only knew the deceased distantly but in different lights.

To Eddie she was the lady who pinched his arm, fed him too much food, asked if he had a girlfriend, and said she knew some nice girls if he was having trouble dating. To you she was the lady who pinched your arm, fed you too much, asked if you had a boyfriend, and said she knew some nice boys if you were having trouble dating.

Nice to him. Rude to you. That’s just who she was though. To everyone. She had her favorites.

But you’re both there for your cousin more than you’re there for yourselves.

He ends up sitting near you at the funeral home, dressed in black. Well, everyone is. But it’s how you wear those black clothes. You both wear a comfortable shroud while everyone else shuffled in dresses that don’t fit and shoes that pinch and rented suits with ties that choke.

Funeral homes have formative memories for both of you. You bond over it in those drawn out minutes…hours where you connect with strangers only to probably never see them again. For him, it’s his mother and in return he gained a love of heavy metal and the inexplicable need to March to the beat of his own drum just like she did. For you, a grandma you were too young to really know.

“You and Danny have that in common then,” he tries to lighten the mood. “Dead grandma’s.”

“I think everyone gets a dead grandma at some point. Sometimes even two.”

“That’s fair.”

“Mine died on my 5th birthday though,” you tell him truthfully. “So I think I had it worse off than he does.”

“Gotta hold him to that then. He’s a cocky shit.”

“Yeah he is. He still holds some Mario Kart victory over me from when we were 7.”

You both fumble at the church as you seek out a familiar face—although for you it’s a sea of familiar faces you wish you didn’t have to see—and you guide him through, to you, partially forgotten prayers and the sitting and standing and you even hold his hand during the Our Father. He doesn’t let you go because he feels you shake with the uneven ground of your faith.

“I don’t do church anymore,” you whisper.

“Me either,” he whispers back. “Would you believe me if I told you people used to think I worshipped Satan?”

“Would you believe me if I told you I might currently worship Satan?”

“No shit.”

“Meh, anything that isn’t Jesus might as well be Satan to my mom so it’s not that much of a stretch.”

He doesn’t ask where your mom is. Where the rest of your immediate family is. And it’s nice for that to be the first time not to have to answer that question.

You continue to hold hands as the casket is sealed behind a stone wall, as your aunt and her secrets get locked away forever. Eddie remarks that it’s weird to bury people behind walls instead of in the ground. You think it’s weird that he thinks it’s weird; it’s all you’ve ever known.

You offer to show him around the big mausoleum if he plays his cards right.

It’s a joke. You both know it’s a joke.

But after Danny approaches the two of you once the service is over, and thanks and hugs are shared, he stands there with his hands in his pockets and stared at you expectantly.

“So?” He shrugs. “Grand tour?”

You’re speechless but you nod.

“And I know a place that does a good eggplant parm san—”

“Eggplant Parm Sandwich,” you nod. “Cue’s. Off Wolf Road? Yeah it’s my favorite.”

“Mine too. We can get some lunch?”

“Sure.”

And you both think as you walk around the silent cemetery.

You think your aunt must not have been so bad, and he thinks she must have been as good as he always thought she was.

Because she filled her promise of introducing you both to someone nice after all.

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fluff #TW: death #tw: religion #tw: catholicism #RIP Zia - the best thing that you gave me was an inferiority complex and an excuse to go to the cemetery #Maybe I’ll meet someone at your funeral but I’m not gonna hold my breath

[fallenangelkitten]

ready for my date with the ghosts :3

#me ^._.^ฅ #I’m going to the cemetery #alternative #alt girl

[lover-of-mine]

Back when I was living for the hope of it all...

#911 #buddie #911edit #buddieedit #911 on fox #911 fox #911 abc #evanbuckleyedit #eddiediazedit #my edit #otp: you don't need to pretend with me #the idea wouldnt leave me alone so here #im gonna go now #flashing tw #at this point i should have a cemetery tag lol #i cant believe i dont have a taylor tag #911verse #and a pining eddie tag #evan buckley #eddie diaz

[amygdalae]

Funniest anon I ever got was the dipshit who said watching basketball wasn't very goth of me

[hellenhighwater]

Wait is that actually your ex-boyfriend's hand? What happened to him?

He works with real live dinosaurs so....

Nah, he and are are super good friends--we were before we dated, and remained so after, because the breakup was extremely amicable, and he's one of those people who's a terribly good gift-giver. Most years we still exchange gifts sometime between our respective birthdays and christmas, and he sent me that hand (it's a replica) as a gift one year. I made him the archaeopteryx fossil bowl this year.

Just because this is the OG bone-stealing witch website, I will clearly state that the only real human bones I possess are my own. My animal bones are all either scavenged myself or gifted to me by the people that scavenged them. (I have a sort of energy that consistently makes people go "I saw this dead thing and thought of you!")

I don't have a problem with owning human remains that are ethically sourced, but the reality is that unless you can very precisely trace the origin of human remains to the specific person who clearly and unequivocally stated in life that they're cool with someone keeping and displaying their now-unused crunchy bits, it's...probably not ethical. So if someone has some of their own bones that they're done using that they want to send my way: cool, let's talk, ideally before it's necessary to have the conversation by seance. Otherwise, I will continue to be perfectly happy with my replica remains.

I'd like to will my crunchy bits to someone who will make dramatic monologues to my noggin, but hopefully that's not an issue I'll need to deal with for a while yet.

#is the gift giving secretly a competition? maybe but in a fun way! both of my college ex boyfriends and I are still close #in fact we're all going on a big college buddies camping trip this summer #my third college ex boyfriend no longer exists #because she came out as trans #good for her! #we are also still on friendly terms but we don't keep in touch as much #anyways truly genuinely i dont care what's done with my body after i die but I DO want my estate used #to put up a really dramatic ominous angel in a cemetery somewhere #so that future melodramatic counterculture kids have a place to take terrible futuremyspace selfies #it is the gift i wish to give to future generations #nobodys making morbid statuary for the graveyards anymore

[brocktonbay]

Cosmic Insignificance, Microscopic Persistence: Worm and Other Perspectives

Worm, J.C. McCrae // "Spiral of Ants," Lemon Demon // Mosaic I, M.C. Escher // Annihilation, Jeff VanderMeer // "A Whale's Afterlife," Jeffrey Marlow // Haywain Triptych, Hieronymus Bosch // Worm, J.C. McCrae // Station Eleven, Emily St. John Mandel // Cemetery of Splendour (2015) // "The Universe Under a Microscope," Arjun V. Raman & Nitin S. Baliga // A Bug's Life (1998) // The Three-Body Problem, Liu Cixin // Solaris (1972) // Worm, J.C. McCrae

#sorry. i promise this is the last post I will make like this but they are just so funny to compile #worm #worm parahumans #parahumans #worm web serial #web weaving #long post #tag dump here we go: #lemon demon #mc escher #annihilation #hieronymus bosch #station eleven #cemetery of splendour #a bug’s life #the three body problem #solaris

[ponyregrets]

love a gravestone with self-care instructions, mine is going to say "did you remember to take your pills?"

#I said this to Brit and she cackled like a witch in the middle of the cemetery #and then made me go back to take a picture so I could make this post

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "If I were to agree to a romantic outing of sorts, it's to a place of my choosing"

Enid: *just excited* "OF COURSE!"

Thing: *signs to xavier* "I don't know about that"

#lmao #they will probably go #to a cemetery #knowing #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid #enid sinclair #thing #wenclair #wenclair cult

[greeen-bean]

Imagine being the other two sacrifices after yads resurrected them. Having no fucking clue what's going on, where they are, how they're alive. Whilst also having to deal with Julian Diaz having a mental breakdown. Like I'd be well confused

#would love to know what was going through theyre minds #forget Julians pov in the sequel i want to know what these two have gking on #cemetery boys #aiden thomas #yadrian