#gods I’m pathetic

[angelgirl131]

need someone to inspect me. need someone to pull down my little white panties and laugh at how soaked they are after a night of sleep. “oh baby! i didn’t even touch you. what on earth were you dreaming about?” need someone to grope me and tell me they’re “just checking to make sure everything is still working” and when i whine and squirm against their hands they shush me and say “that’s good, that’s good little one. that means it’s working. now stay quiet for me.” i want my folds to be pulled apart and rubbed and licked. i want my clit to be clinically examined, pinched and prodded until i’m begging for a break. need someone to rub around the outside of both of my holes and make notes to themself about how tense i am, how much im clenching, etc. i desperately need someone to stick a finger in me and gasp at how tight i am “darling, it’s like i never broke you in at all! you’re gonna need to relax for me if you want to pass this exam.” they fuck me with a finger till i’m absolutely drooling. “we’ve got a ways to go, but you’re doing so well for me sweet thing. doing so well for daddy. now i’m going to restrain you now—no, no darling, none of that. i don’t want to hear any complaints. this is good for you. it’s good to be tied up for me. you can’t be able to move for this next part.” need somebody to slowly work a huge dildo into my cunt, the biggest i’ve ever taken, it’s heavy and thick and i can see it in my stomach. i’m whimpering but they just keep whispering “i knew you could do it, look how good my little wet hole is doing. absolutely made for this, i told you. so proud of my little plaything.” oh god it aches so much, im throbbing and moaning, but i wanna be good for them and i wanna do well on my inspection… i deserve to be inspected every day

#god i’m pathetic #i’m such a mess #idk if this even makes sense #i just neeeed someone to inspect me #mine #nsft concept #inspection #inspect k!nk #inspection k!nk #praise #praise k!nk #bd/sm kink #bd/sm blog #bd/sm punishment #denial k!nk #edging k!nk

[sweeetsh]

“In all of his worst nightmares, she’s dying. She’s fading away in his arms, helpless and whimpering, while hot, dark blood spills over his fingers.”

#the poppy war #rinezha #my art #fang runin #the dragon republic #the burning god #yin nezha #poppy war #tdf killed me. #yin nezha the absolutely pathetic horrendous sad man you are #i’m still thinking about them #it’s a problem

[iszapizza]

Wip!

#Devil may cry #devil may cry 5 #dmc5 #vergil sparda #nero sparda #dante sparda #wip #I made myself cry with this one #god I’m pathetic #baby nero

[jasperyourmutt]

Hhhhrf.. ruff ruff ruff!!! Ruff ruff!!! Bark bark!!!!! Running around with one of those rope toys.. which dogboy wants to play tug of war and knot me when I lose!!

#i will fight back. a little bit #whining and. whining #oooooh I’m so cute… ohhhh you won the tug of war im sooo pathetic… #i love mutt4mutt so god damn much #jasperbarks #ftm puppy #t4t puppy #puppy sub

[jelly-o630]

Starting reading Small Gods in the discworld series (my first discworld novel!!!) and although I have read good omens and was slightly familiar with his writing through that, I was COMPLETELY unprepared for just how fucking HILARIOUS Terry Pratchett’s writing is

#I have a hard time holding back my reactions while reading #and I stg every page or so has me letting out a chuckle that is IMPOSSIBLE to hold back #the part about tortoises being pathetic and the nature behind why conspiracies rarely work is so goddamn funny #I’m not even 100 pages in #Terry why are so funny #Terry Prachett #discworld #great god Om #even the seemingly antagonistic characters like Vorbis are hilarious #if I’m not laughing I am at least smiling in delight

[terminallyworkingonit]

Man-tiddies are too powerful. I just hyperventilated until I collapsed because my husband blocked my path while shirtless.

My best effort to recreate the situation^

#shitpost #sillyposting #romantic panic #ace but not aro #god i’m pathetic #anxitey #humor #funny #man tiddies #bottom posting #idk how to describe this experience I just had #terminallyworkingonit

[thesaart]

His in game model looks so sad in that flannel

I just wanna hug this man

#alan wake 2 #alan wake ii #alan wake fanart #alan wake game #alan wake (the man) #he looks so pathetic #like my god he needs a hug #I love how the fbc does like nothing to get him out of the dark place #also I’m not super far in the game yet #I’m not surprised I like this game #sad little meow meow

[spoopieere]

So um like,,, what is up with Asa and his heart shaped wires like ummm 🙄🙄😳

( 1st movie ) (the last person to have a scene with it is Arkin)

( 2nd movie ) (this comes up after his scene with Arkin)

#slasher #slashers #asa emory #collectkin #the collector #arkin o'brien #like…. #mmmmmm girl what is going onnnn? #I love nitpicking #rottingcitrus #oh god I’m running out of things to have brain worms over #lovesick Asa my favourite because he is already so pathetic in my eyes already like boy-

[unovaslankiite]

Re:Zero fans, pls accept my humbling offerings of our sopping wet kitten Subaru and some crumbs of ReinSuba 🥺

#art sneeze #re:zero #rezero #natsuki subaru #reinhard van astrea #reinsuba #bro I’m so feral about reinsuba it’s not even funny #doomed by the narrative yaoi goes crazy hard and like #these two sad pathetic wet paper bags can find solace in one another #also no arc 5 spoilers please!! It’s been a while since I read #and I’m waiting for the anime to drop to see these two again 🥺 #begging for the reinsuba crumbs bros…. #please please please reblog and infodump to me about your reinsuba #headcanons like oh my god #I’m feral I need more of them

[scooterscoob]

…you mean like this?

@oasis888 brainbarf in the tags as per usual

#this one’s for you homie (it’s equally just as much for me) (I needed this) #god I love pathetic men (he’s braver than I’ll ever be in a billion years) #i had a lot of fun drawing blood in the original one #but I didn’t want blood to be the main focus of the piece :) #but fuck drAWING BLOOD IS A LOTTT OF FUN #I’m realizing that I didn’t put any blood on his ears in the original… whoops #malevolent podcast #malevolent fanart #malevolent #blood #blood cw

[tootles338]

Life’s not fair

Yeah no shit fuck you and my shite life

#i wanna kms #im just a girl #girlblogging #lana is god #coquette #girl interrupted #girl interupted syndrome #girlhood #this is a girlblog #this is what makes us girls #i’m just a girl #lana del ray #pathetic loser #mommy issues

[crawling-fingers]

The bisexual struggle is being unable to choose wether to pull for the stunning breathtaking woman or the pretty glorious man in gacha games

#genshin x reader #genshin impact #gacha games #hoyoverse #honkai x you #honkai impact #reverse 1999 #tower of fantasy #honkai star rail #honkai x reader #star rail #bisexual #god i’m so gay #video games #gaming #pathetic loser #poor people struggle #hsr

[thatfantasylovingdork]

Me: imma listen to a comparison of all Starscream's voice actors cuz I need to hear his voice right now 😍

Me, after listening: oh god Steve Blum does a SEXY voice, that's it I'm done I got turned on by a robot, lol what is wrong with me

#transformers #funny #maccadam #Starscream #voice acting #whyyyy #it’s too bad he wouldn’t be into me if he was real #because I am very into him #my favorite types of Starscream voice seem to be shrieky and high pitched or extremely sexy and seductive #I don’t like when his voice sounds masculine #it just doesn’t fit him #god I really gotta watch tfp soon #I’m gonna be in sexy voice heaven #Steve Blum’s Starscream reminds me a bit of Pitch from ROTG #that same kind of sexy smarmy British voice that makes me hot and bothered #screw you Jude Law #ugh #I’m so pathetic lol

[pretentiouswreckingball]

every time someone mentions Mexican James Potter I feel like a fucking dog perking her ears and wagging her tail in excitement going like, did you— did you say Mexican James Potter??? Does he speaks Spanish??? Does he cursed in Mexican Spanish??? Do you know I’m Mexican too?????

#dude I cannot be normal about him nah ah #specially if he’s mexican/latino #can u tell I’m reading damage latest fic or what? #as soon as I saw the Latino tag and then the notes about him being Mexican I was biting my fist SO HARD #god I’m pathetic (for him) #anyways go read cmu fellas and other fics that include mexa Jamie #or Jaime Portillo pa la bandita 😛 #loops blabbers #Mexican James Potter

[divadarcy]

I can’t believe people are hating on Ryan now for being comforted that at least one person (who happens to be his literal dad) thinks that him killing his mum wasn’t on purpose 💀

Ryan was sheltered his whole life and the one time he tries to use his (untrained) powers he ends up killing the person he was trying to protect. To any normal person this was obviously a horrific accident but also not his fault. You can hate Homelander all you want but not everything he says is automatically wrong and the reason Ryan is with him is because butcher failed. You cannot blame a kid for choosing the person he believes will give him more love and security, especially when he has absolutely no context for any of the rest of it

#I don’t blame becca I think she was basically right but I think everyone involved was at least naive to let that kind of power go unchecked #and also to think that the worlds most pathetic man ™ wouldn’t immediately go after them when he found out #no offence to butcher but I don’t care about your man pain #fridging a female character TWICE only for the male character to learn nothing EVER is not good writing sorry #get over yourself i swear to god #anyway I’m sure next season will destroy any hl ryan character development but til then it is what it is #ryan made the most logical choice for the position he’s in #he just needed someone to say they didn’t hate him #the boys #the boys spoilers #Homelander #ryan butcher #? #ryan lander lmao #anti butcher #I suppose.. at least some of the tags are a bit

[sadnignored]

Hiiii!!! It’s your friendly neighborhood piggy slut 🩷 It’s 21 years old, still a “technical virgin” in the sense that it has not been penetrated but it does not consider itself one since it loves sucking cock and being a piggy whore.

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