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I could never design a cutscene as epically terrifying as the Boston dynamics social media team
Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.
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@paperbabyy
just remembered my sister is following this account.
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“Your honor, if it pleases the Chat. You wasn’t even there.”
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I'm wheezing
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I got up early today to go do errands and haha well you know what they say…
The early bird has to wait for the store to open.
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Teemjnallywkrnjngk jf
Had to try it twice since the first try autocorrected so much. This is pretty good tbh.
GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED
VD&diydgbyt-buh
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I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat
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Ireland is the only country in Europe
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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay
Wot?
I looked up infinity cow and just keep getting unethical Minecraft farming practices.
No way I’m following an anon link, even if it looks like a normal google play url.
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49) wow... a real talent
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You ever blow your nose so hard it makes the roots of your teeth hurt?
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You know what, fuck you *Pavlovs your dog*
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I’m out here overcoming adversity (the laundry)
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It’s so lovely to like a random post related to a fandom you’ve never even once been interested in and then have the feed immediately flooded by that fandom.
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Doth thou thinkst thou couldst sleep, for mine mental health??
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So uhm. About your boyfriend. Yeah we put him in an old meme format. He's not going to get a lot of notes. Maybe some mutual reblogs if he's lucky. I'm real sorry, we can't save him.
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