#god I love my idiot son

[aliettali]

i think about them far too often and in a medically inadvisable manner

#the clone wars #barbie mugshot meme #barbie mugshot redraw #domino twins #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives #tcw #LOOK! IT'S MY IDIOT SONS. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. #i try to call you every day im rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth!) #god is an asmrtist and i am the baking soda block

[nico00235]

Red ending up getting a collar for himself since he's Edge MK's good boy. Just a very weird way he shows affection to MK.

I hate (not really) knowing how to draw because I have the power to fulfill people headcanons with so much enthusiasm

AYO, RED SON WITH A MUZZLE IS SOMETHING ELSE

#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid mk #lego monkie kid red son #spicynoodlesshipping #monkie kid spicynoodles #nico says as he sobs in his chair #they are both idiots #what do you mean that i can't draw my favorite couple being a mess #i still can't believe i made this ln ibis paint #im mentally stable i swear #THEY ARE SO MESSY OH GOD WHY I DID THIS #RED SON WITH A MUZZLE I LOVE YOU

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

The New Titans #55 (1989)

Batman (2010-) #641

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Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016-) #6

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Batman and Red Hood (2011-) #20

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Batman (2016-) #138

They sure do bAT&Tman. They sure as hell do.

Yet Jason never thought this way about you.

#Don’t you dare kill them with a simple headshot Jason! I have to keep them alive so I can torment them until they wished they were dead #they’ll never use their hands again. this is the superior way #and you should follow in my footsteps as any self-respecting non-criminal vigilante would in order to keep your conscience squeaky clean #also how dare you not be more understanding of the fact that I completely betrayed your trust #and threw your unhealable trauma in your face and shamelessly admitted to it #after I slit your throat in front of the murderer responsible for that same trauma while he laughed in your face a few years back #god you are a terrible son u are so selfish everything I ever said about you while u were dead was true ur being such a burden rn #also I just love how in batman 640 Bruce was going around interrogating Ollie and Clark (ppl who died + came back) #to find a *~rational~* explanation for how Jason was even here #instead of yk. just being glad your child is alive #and when Damian died he does all this shit to Jason to figure *how to* bring Dami back #after he burned his artwork the same way he emptied out Jason’s room #god you flaming turd of a father never change #the fact that lobdell boiled down Jason’s reasoning to ‘he’s the bad guy and you’re the good guy Jason’ #already shows we’re starting off on the wrong foot but #Jason coming back to Bruce in every new comic and saying the same ‘I tried it your way. or sucks’ thing is so silly because #it* #he already learned that decades ago #all the way back in batman 424 lol #you’re just. making him. look like an idiot. but yk what maybe that’s still better than the self-deprecating diversion bs #that’s actually convincing more people ‘yay Jason want redemption this is revolutionary & has definitely never been done a billion times b4 #and is a step in the *right* direction’ #my post

[skibasyndrome]

new wilmon-ifyable song! ready to be re-imagined and reinterpreted (because tbh wilmon is far from as grim as the thing I think the song is actually about but... we're interpreting here, okay) for those sad, Wille-being-indecisive-and-a-mess-and-hurting-Simon-in-the-process, on-and-off-while-painfully-in-love feelings

I love you more than any man But something's getting in the way I do you harm because I can For the second time today

(from this post)

I ask you for another second chance But then I drink it all away

(still from this post)

And when I get drunk You take me home And keep me save from harm

I was so delicate when we began So tender when I spoke your name

But now I'm nothing but a partisan To my compulsion and my shame

(still from this post)

... yeah no, I'm not okay, actually

#wilmon #young royals #prince wilhelm #Wille you fucking idiot. I love you and you are my son and and I know you haven't had it easy but my god #don't you EVER dare even trying to THINK about hurting Simon in any way ever again or we will be having words #this isn't analysis idk what this is #this is an attempt at visualizing /something/ because I can't do edits #placebo #let me tell you... placebo just always hits. very many great songs in general but also some very wilmon-ifyable ones! #fic material? maybe. although it's more like canon material tbh #don't mind me just got wilmon on the brain to cure myself from the paper

[mythology-void]

If Percy rated the Greek gods

Zeus: 4/10 tried to kill me several times but did make Thalia and my bro Jason

Hera: -10/10 erased my memories and hates my girlfriend

Posideon: 100/10 that's my pabby

Demeter: 7/10 seems pretty chill, wanted me to eat cereal so she cares about my nutritional wellbeing I guess

Ares: 0/10 tried to fight me when I was twelve, very aggressive

Athena: 6/10 helpful I guess but really scary when you date her daughter

Mr. D: 5/10 useful when you need to kill a couple giants but keeps getting my name wrong

Apollo: 3/10 horrible haikus (he's literally the god of poetry) and can't drive but points for character development I guess

#greek gods #percy jackon and the olympians #Percy being a wild idiot is my favorite #pjo #Apollo #Toa #Anyone else remember the karpoi from SON of Neptune bc they were iconique #I love Apollo so much but he's also such an idiot I could just hit him upside the head

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #101

Peter keeps little trinkets/fanart that people give to him on patrol by hanging it up on his walls, putting things on shelves, etc.

Now, ever since May learned about Spider-Man she's made Tony come over to their house for takeout regularly so she knows exactly what Peter's been hiding from her. (This is not bonding time because May has plenty of friends of her own. Tony Stark is definitely not her friend. That would never happen. He is just a guy. Obviously.)

Fic where Tony comes over for his monthly Parker dinner and sees some of the fanart and little toys on the tables because Peter ran out of space in his bedroom. He's like, "Where's all this coming from?" and Peter gets super excited, explaining how people come up to him during patrol and tell him how grateful they are that he does what he does.

Bonus:

When it gets cold out, a fan gives him a knitted sweater, and Peter wears it every day out on patrol until it is literally 80 degrees out and he can't wear it without risking heatstroke (sometimes he sees the fan out and about and asks them for help with repairs, because he's tried to do all the research imaginable and it's just not working out)

This fic idea was submitted by @derpmallow!

Bonus thought from idkb:

Tony, after listening to Peter explain the fanart/gifts and how he's run out of space in his bedroom so now they're spilling out into the house: You know, you could put some of them in your room at the tower if you want

Peter: I have a room at the tower??????

#tony shrugging like it's no big deal and may's just like. in the background smiling knowingly into her glass of wine #may: these two dumbfuck genius idiots #how did my son's pseudo-dad end up just as clueless as he is #irondad fic ideas #derpmallow's fic ideas #tony: yeah maybe we can even have some of this out in the common room you know there's plenty of space #may who knows this is practically like tony wanting to put peter's grades on the fridge: god they are helpless #queueueueue #weekly reminder that I love you all but am too busy to be human :) #iron dad and spider son #irondad and spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want I just won't see them for a while #see announcements

[lobotomyladylives]

people often assume when we all go out together that I'm my half brothers mom (I'm 20 years older than him) & that his parents are his grandparents & it's so funny bc I know it bothers them. old ass idiots

#my dad was 49 & his wife was 45 when they had him #the story behind his birth is actually extremely fucked up like everything else about their relationship #so my dad left her like a million times to try to go back to my mom (who kept telling him no unless he sorted out his issues) then he #would always run right back to her & she always took him back. anyways i guess he said smth along the lines of #''my wife (he was still married to my mom) will always be the love of my life bc shes the mother of my kids'' #and...she went off bc & on fertility treatments without telling him. then shes pregnant & he is still saying he wants to come back to us #so she said he will never see their kid & her son from a previous marraige THREATENED MY DAD AT GUNPOINT #and said if you ever leave my mom again ill fucking kill yoi #so then the divorce was finalized & they got married & my half brother was born. rest is history #for the record i dont feel sorry for my dad at all it was his fault too. the fucking hypocrite was having sex before marriage #and he knew she was nuts & far too attached to her #what a fucking idiot. all he had to do was get on meds & in therapy & admit he was wrong & he could have stayed with us #but he needed constant validation & to be in charge of everything & thats what his new wife gives him. she converted to his cult & now they #raise my brother in it. and she just does whatever my dad wants & lets him treat her like shit. i would actually feel sorry for her if sh #if she werent such a fucking awful person. and she tries to be all nicey nice w/us despite being a literal homewrecker. #and doing things like telling my dad he cant spend more than 50 dollars per year on each of us #while having him buy her a third car & a 1500 dollar fur coat. lol #theyre so much better off financially than us that its unreal. my mom doesnt get a penny despite how much we are struggling #but if i want a relationship with my half brother i just have to pretend none of this is weird or wrong. #anyways i just hope he never finds out the circumstances of his birth bc god can you fucking imagine

[aryesdanger24]

I WANNA SEE THE DARK SCREENSHOTS OF LUFFY!!

I know we are excited for the town animation and the animation in general for the Gear 5 premiere, but can someone screenshot all the absolutely insane moments that show the darkness of Joy boy (the creepy black shot that glitch through every once in a while to show just how terrifyingly powerful he is under the guise of silliness) because I am really interested to see them, but they go so fast it's hard to catch. They look so cool too and help make the moment epic.

Anyone want to plug some screenshots?

I really want to see some of the darkened parts that glitch through Gear 5 ahhhhhh....

#one piece #op nika #op gear 5 #one piece screenshots #one piece anime #one piece luffy #luffy is nuts #i love him #i love my idiot son Luffy #i wanna see the dark underbelly of Nika #sun god nika #joy boy #JoyBoy

[chaotic-deity]

Putting Goji on my lap when I clean the dust off of him feels like having a cat digging its claws into my thighs with all its might

#I love my idiot son but my god he is so fucking spikey #every time i try to grab him i get poked by his dorsal plates. or his teeth. or his claws #at least bowser is easier to handle LOL I just cup my hand under his tum and lift him up. and his spikes are softer than Goji's anyway #Juno rambles

[mookybear12404]

I love the Zhongli as Xiao’s dad crumbs we’ve been given

#zhongli ‘don’t do this dangerous mission you’ll get killed’ #xiao: *does it anyways* #also I LOVE how zhongli knew the exact moment that xiao needed saving #xiao: *pulls yet another self-sacrificial move and plummets to his death so that his friends can survive’ #Zhongli: *sighs* ‘guess I gotta be a god again and pull some deus ex machina for my idiot son’ #Genshin impact #Genshin spoilers

[drrandombear]

Garghrrr I fucking love the Justice League animate series (currently watching Ultimate right now) fucking AAAAAAA the characterization is so good I fucking love all the side characters. Superman’s so snarky love him. ALSO before watching I used to think that Hawkgirl was unimportant or something cause I didn’t ever see her anywhere else BUT HOLY SHIT SHES AWSOME!! She deserve a free kill pass- let her smash someone’s face in (also my poor little meow meow you deserve better).

#Booster Gold my stupid idiot son #he just wants to be famous #look at him he’s learning life lessons #also Question is just a chad #mans the embodiment of ‘I’ve connected the dots’ #and he’s right for it #Atoms probably my fav right now #his dynamic with Lex when facing Amazo is just chefs kiss #dude can just read Lex like a book but is still fully willing to help him #he’s the only one willing to put up with Lex #I really hope they interact more #also I’m watching the Ultimatum episode and crying #dude their story is so sad #god this show is all I can think about right now #random's random talks #aydaufzfau I just love this show a lot #dc #justice leauge unlimited #justice league

[chiefmartinbrody]

Watching all of the Defenders Netflix shows. So far I’ve finished:

Daredevil seasons 1 & 2

Jessica Jones seasons 1 & 2

Luke Cage seasons 1 & 2

Iron Fist seasons 1 & 2

The Punisher season 1

The Defenders

And while I have a million thoughts about every show, one has me losing my mind-

I CANNOT BELIEVE WE DIDN’T GET IRON FIST SEASON 3: THE MISADVENTURES OF DANNY RAND AND WARD MEACHUM 🥺

Whelp. Onto Daredevil S3. Finally 😭🙌

#so mad #that last clip was like if the two biggest dummies #decided to role play Simon and Mal from Firefly #with glowy finger guns #I WANT THAT SHOW #I love Ward #my absolute garbage fire son #season 2 was MILES ahead of season 1 #season 2 was like FUCK YES #I want Luke Cage to go meet them out there too #I wanna see Ward and Danny act like they’re So Cool #while Luke is like oh my god you fucking idiots #why do you always choose the hardest way to get stuff done #and Danny’s like BECAUSE ITS MORE FUN #And Ward is like Because he always makes me give him an entrance 🙄🙄🙄 #ward meachum #danny rand #Luke cage #but I still love Matt Murdock best tho

[beatcroc]

a thing you need to know abt me is i am a bitch who loves kid icarus uprising

#friendchat got on the topic of it today and Man....man #i forget how much it means to me until i think about it for more than 2 seconds and im like oh god oh fuck #unfortunately my 3ds shat so i cant replay it again. sad #pit will alway be my biggest bestest idiot son boy forever though i think. hes only rivaled by alphones elric #[even then i probably i only latched onto alph as much as i did bc hes a big funny suit of armor. #i dont think id care about him half as much if he was some normal anime whiteboy kid #so pit is also winning on that front.] god i love him [and the all the other kiu characters] so much #bweeeaaahh

[misteria247]

The more I see of Rise Leo and his dumbass the more I become endeared to this beautiful dorky idiot jfc-

#oli talks #ooc #muns ramblings #mindless ramblings of a madman #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt leo #rottmnt leo #Leonardo Hamato #tmnt 2018 #he's such an idiot god I love him and would lowkey die for him #he's my son and I love him very much bless Leo and his shenanigans #no thoughts head empty rn #only him #thanks YouTube recommendations for showing me some of his best moments I appreciate it fam #I've been infected with Turtles on the brain disease #and it's highly contagious y'all

[crimeronan]

hennessy spending her entire MI arc hating wet boring cat declan lynch realizes that he too is breaking under the weight of the will I/won’t I become my father/is it fated that I will carry this generational curse and decides to immediately find a new trauma problem for her narrative arc because she wants nothing to do with him

hennessy going out in search of spicy new traumatic experiences like "i'm over my mom now. i need someone to maim me"

#replies #fjdbfbfbbffbb. god she would #cdth #hennessy #i love my idiot son

[kaistarus]

People focusing on Sonic calling Tom Dad, but no one talks enough about when Maddie said 'lets go get our kid' because that absolutely wrecked me

#i was smiling like an idiot #like oh my god they love him hes their son #he has a family im crying #like all the small parts leading up to it were so good #sonic the hedgehog #sonic 2 #sonic #i love it so much