#give me the sass

[sofiaruelle]

He's a lil confused about cuffing season but he's got the spirit

#stardew valley #stardew harvey #sdv harvey #by spirit i mean the big boi vaccines #and maybe big boi ceterizine #doodle #the more you pass out in the mine the higher the medical bill #'sorry your insurance doesnt cover my early greying hairs i get for worrying about you dear farmer' #give me a sassy doctor #the sass/nagging about your poor self preservation is a love language

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

#apex polarity #polar!y/n #polar!vanessa #polar!michael #polar!eclipse #orca!eclipse #dca #dca au #OK! Here comes the obligatory extra thoughts section- from top to bottom order- GO!!! #BEHOLD!: is the will smith meme- but it's also kind of a reference to the “BEHOLD- a man!” joke but- you know- in reverse :P #also if you wondering why Y/n is kind of T-posing- it's the 'I have too many layers of clothes so I'm sort of T-posing' pose #I love drawing them like that XD #and also I'm giving them a little sass- you know- as a treat 💅❇️ #NDA: I love michael. He's been through shit and is trying so hard to keep everyone safe- #and for that I want to give him a break and a hug :') #POLAR BEARS: I know and you know and SHE knows *nods knowingly* polar bears XD #Me and the bad bitch: this fits so well with polar!y/n but it would be an even better fit for hare!y/n XD #my pronouns: Sorry Y/n- eclipse will like you no matter the gender- so you're stuck! Good luck! XD #Yeti puns: OK so Michael knows sirens exists right? #So I was thinking that he's probably a cryptid believer- but not so much a cryptid enjoyer #So I was trying to make a mug slogan that was kind of both #but that was HARD- so in the end I picked just a pure and very simple yeti pun for his mug #the 'Yeti? Not on my watch!' ties back to michael believeing in cryptids- but not liking them #so yes- my headcanon is he will send cryptids to Uno hell if possible #at 'yeti spagetti!' I was grasping at straws- NOTHING RHYMES WITH YETI EXCEPT SPAGETTI!! Also yes- #spagetti is misspelled and I'm going to keep misspelling it because why tf is there an H in the word spagetti? NAY I SAY!! *GASP* ok done! #again I hope all of you are doing well in these times #and I'm sorry for being so late in saying this naff (got caught up in the holiday prep)- but I hope you're feeling better now! Ik how #stressful it can be around the holidays- but I hope this cheered you up and that you'll get to relax after chirstmas! #NOW I NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I'VE REACHED THE TAG LIMIT- happy holidays everyone and hope you have a good one!

[bigfatbreak]

What's your favorite Marinette ship?

Lukanette, 1. there's content for it and 2. luka is my favorite character and 3. i think luka is more capable of murder than adrien and that's super appealing to me. to marinette? maybe not but she doesnt have to know

#replies #i like the content for it... i like how ppl write them #i like that lukanette shippers are so fucking diehard down for them #its FOOD. its the FOOD for me #nothings wrong with adrien i just feel like luka was miraculous without having a miraculous #and giving him sass just made him like. ten times more kissable #no adrien hate i just have a type and its Oh Perhaps A Little Unhinged

[lacrimosathedark]

So, there's this one image in the most recent Green Arrow series that I just can't stop thinking about.

This is the full page:

And while the whole thing is a big, somewhat confusing, incredibly frustrating lore dump on how and why Lian is like 15 instead of like 9 (she died when she was 4 and I presume it's been a few years but not THAT long) and why she didn't look for her parents sooner, I want to focus, very specifically, on this:

That is Arsenal and RED HOOD in that window. Lian was watching her dad run around with Red Hood. She saw them running around when they were in Gotham together.

Which makes me think that maybe she actively avoided Jason.

From what I can surmise from what I've read, a lot about Red Hood is common knowledge but also in like a cryptid sort of way. A lot is "known" about him, because Jason is loud and, while very smart, sometimes reckless, but a lot of it is sort of contradictory and messy.

It wouldn't surprise me if among common knowledge or popular belief that Red Hood specifically protects kids (who aren't dressed like traffic lights), especially given his one big rule when he stepped on the scene was don't sell drugs to kids. It would be a not too hard theory that he may have once been one of those kids, especially considering he might use his upbringing for clout to gain respect, show he knows how shit works.

And now remember that since her "death" and Cheshire dumping her on a doorstep, she's become basically a Gotham street urchin just like Jason was. She and her friends were thieves in order to get by. She, like anyone else, could have gone to a Red Hood for help and protection. Heck, if she were to go to any Bat, Jason would be her best bet because I believe (and I could be wrong) he is the only one who never met Lian. And he only worked with Roy once after Roy found out about her.

She sure as shit wouldn't be afraid of him. She's still very kind at heart, but she's steeled herself enough to be able to do this:

Because before this, as angry and hurt as she was about Jade's life choices, the worst she had ever done was throw her photo of her across the room and cry "Bad Mommy!" at it. Now, while she's still too attached to Jade for my liking/sanity, she is able and willing to tell Jade to her face when she thinks she's done wrong.

So it comes down to, Jason has attached himself to Roy, and Lian can't risk everything just for food and protection. Not forherself, or her friends.

Selina Kyle was truly a blessing for this child, training her and caring for her.

I know a lot of people don't like Shoes, but Gotham Street Kid Lian just has so much to work with. And it's not like Roy hasn't lived in Gotham before, even pre-Flashpoint.

This is honestly a long-winded way of me saying I want to see Lian interact with Jason.

#Lian Harper #Cheshire Cat #Red Hood #Jason Todd #Arsenal #Roy Harper #Cheshire #Jade Nguyen #DC Comics #Green Arrow #give me more of her kicking ass and throwing sass please

[better-call-mau1]

Ahsoka: Here it is, Sabine. The remote system where your “just a friend” has been living in exile for five years.

Sabine:

Ahsoka: The “just a friend” who gave you his lightsaber, symbolic of putting his very life in your hands.

Sabine:

Ahsoka: The same lightsaber you clutch to your chest at night and murmur tender nothings to when you think I’m not looking.

Sabine:

Ahsoka: I suppose we should go down and find your “just a friend” so you two can reaffirm your complete lack of romantic tension with long, wistful looks and casual intimate gestures and heartfelt confessions of how much you mean to each other.

Sabine:

Ahsoka:

Sabine:

Ahsoka:

Sabine: Are you fin——

Ahsoka: Maybe we’ll get ambushed by some ferocious predator native to Wild Space, and you’ll instantly jump into action, demonstrating your uncanny ability to know what the other’s thinking and act as two halves of one inseparable whole. Like, I dunno...an old married couple?

Sabine: Alright, can I just say——

Ahsoka: I’m sorry, a *platonic* old married couple. My mistake.

#sabezra #sabine wren #ezra bridger #ahsoka tano #please give me something like this in the Ahsoka show #PLEASE DAVE PLEASE #doesn’t have to be as cracky but 40-something Ahsoka totally has potential to be a sass master #like Obi-Wan before her #so much potential #but either way I love Ahsoka as a Sabezra shipper and headcanons are enough for me #ezrabine #star wars incorrect quotes

[twingeof-cosmic-angst]

you're laughing. Ianto Jones got into Torchwood because he was such a pathetic loser weirdo that Yvonne Hartman latched onto him and made him her little meow meow and you're laughing? Me too.

Blind Summit is making me feel shrimp emotions holy shit. Just . Everything. Ianto Jones being silly but also trying to survive the crushing weight of the world. The utter GUT PUNCH at the end where he says he doesn't want to devieve people because he thinks he'll be good at it with the DEVASTATING Ballad of Ianto Jones in the background?? The entire audio just forces you to remember how young he was and how full of life he was before the fall/joining Torchwood in general, how from the beginning he was always someone who would do anything to save someone. He didn't want to become a torchwood operative and he didn't want to deceive anyone and the first real thing you ever learn about Ianto Jones is that he was a liar who deceived the entire Torchwood team. I am not okay

#i was trying to be silly but that ending like TKO'd me #iantos sass slash silliness in this audio is everything i needed in my life. him just freakinf out and being himself its great #also shoutout to tommy who has the all-time funniest line delivery when he says “why dont you give him a kiss ^_^” about a DISEMBODIED HEAD #is there not a torchwood operative that isnt a little shit? do all these guys work at shithead inc. or what. is it on the job applications? #torchwood #doctor who #ianto jones #yvonne hartman #torchwood one

[graveyard-society]

i keep forgetting to post a comic thingy i made but i'm out right now and have no way to access the files, have a hajime air guitar

#his design is actually atrocious it hurts me #why? i love hajime #like im sorry hes SUCH an upgrade from makoto #im so osrry makoto naegi likers but hajime is just better in terms of personality #makoto drip > hajime drip #but hajime's sass and voice acting?? >>>>>>>>>>>>> #such power in that NO! THAT'S WRONG! #unlike mr naegi over there SIR PLEASE SPEAK UP WHY ARE YOU KINDA.. idk makoto gives sunny idiot #not necessarily a bad thing but its really frustrating at times #danganronpa: goodbye despair #danganronpa 2 #dr2 #dr2 goodbye despair #hajime hinata #danganronpa hajime #aiden.png

[lenok993]

#we need more ackermans' interactions like this one #one of my faves #faves #sass mikasa plz #levi doesn't know how to deal with his polo tie lol #i love how mikasa teases levi #yams please give me ackersass in volume 35 #mikasa ackerman #levi ackerman #snk official art #aot official art #aot #snk #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan #rivamika #levi and mikasa #mikasa and levi #happy bday levi #snk s4 #aot s4 #mikariva #snk edit #snk meme #rivamika meme #ackertalk #snk shitpost

[lesmiserablol]

i accidentally said something very funny in class today and this sixth grader said “she ate” in the most serious tone ever it was so validating

#this student always gives me extreme levels of sass i’ve never heard her be so genuine #and i could tell she hadn’t meant for me to hear it but she didn’t take it back LOL #🍎

[artingstarvist]

I'm so excited for the next episode but man I hope they pick up the pace a little bit. The last two episodes have felt so dragged out with like unnecessary flashbacks and allll the walking it makes me wonder where they are trying so hard to end the season at. I was hoping we'd get the Crown Prince meeting Hong-er backstory by the end but it's seeming pretty doubtful now. Prayer Circle for Xie Lian Rage Punch tomorrow.

#at least give me the 'your craftsmanship sucks' line c'mon #i love xie lian sassing qi rong #tgcf #heaven official's blessing

[im-okay-mj]

So are we thinking that Astarion gave Cazador the biggest attitude for 200 years straight or what

#angel if u see this yes you talking about ‘the vampire who fucks the bear’ directly lead to this #to be fair idk much about vampire spawn #I’m still in act 1 teehee #although maybe a year in ol’ cazzy boy was like stop giving me fucking attitude #can’t disobey a command! #but there is no way that man even under duress could contain that level of just pure fucking SASS #astarion #cazador szarr #bg3 spoilers #bg3 astarion #bg3 cazador #vampire spawn #bg3 brainrot #I started ANOTHER new character #I literally made her after I saw a meme on here that was so fucking sad abt Tav growing old while Astarion doesn’t age bc high elf vampire #so obviously I had to make a high elf #a Durge ofc but still

[peachcitt]

every eye exam ive ever been to has been the most embarrassing moment of my life. i have this thing where i believe everything im doing is wrong the moment i walk in despite going to eye appointments consistently since 8 years old. what do you mean you changed the slide to just one letter whose gargantuan width fills the whole screen after i hesitantly read a single letter from a list of three huge letters on the screen. <- he means i can’t see. (i still couldn’t read the gargantuan letter)

#peach stuff #went to an eye appointment this year and it went fine except i feel like they fucked my shit because ive been feeling blind ever since #just like. worksheets and computer screens seeming blurry when i should be close enough to read it. street signs when im driving. that sort #and here i go in and they’re like well your prescription is the same. huh⁉️ #but my doctor was like maybe they just didn’t add your astigmatism modifier to your contact lense #(<- making me sound like a cyborg which is kind of cool i guess) #and he was like ‘i bet mine is right though’ with this smug little look like okay middle aged white man! give me sass. serve #anyway i meant to go in and get new frames too but i forgot that i needed to say that so. no new glasses #but new contacts! which should be fine because that’s really what i need to see anyway

[kari-go]

Prima Queen and Queen Cobra

#i cant really decide which one i should give her #because rogercop gives me an opportunity to foreshadow it #also the way the team later gets the snake seems better if they get it from chloe and not in a random way #and sass is a better choice for chloe redemption than xuppu #but i want her to get more 'offensive' miraculous because i already have some kind of plan for her intrudoctoin #my art #miraculous ladybug #kwami swap #chloe bourgeois #snake miraculous #monkey miraculous #monkey!chloe #snake!chloe #prima queen #queen cobra #i like the snake suit better lol

[drawthething]

What do you mean older Tina & Jimmy Jr wouldn't have petty middle school fights anymore?

#sure they'd mature in some ways but THAT?? you don't take that away from me #these dumbasses would be in their 20s and trying to awkwardly sass talk each other over M&M candies #and jimmy jr'd be waaay more terrible with comebacks and barely can think of anything to argue but he's too petty to give up 🙄 #maaaaan i love the gene mile #bobs burgers #tinimmy

[cloudcountry]

there is no way the ikevamp guys are being such assholes in jean's route i must be dreaming

#auburn talks ikevamp <3 #like idk dont take it from me but first sebastian lies to her about there being vampires #then they lie to her AGAIN saying the mansion is on fire just so they can get her out of her room #jean fucking BIT HER and comte did NOTHING to ensure her safety #MOZART gives her sass and then shoves her so hard into jean's room that she lands on her hands and knees #and then pulls out the “i wont let my friend be so misunderstood.” LIKE HE DIDNT FUCKING BITE HER #let me tell you if i played jean first i would have hated EVERY SINGLE PERSON in this FUCKING MANSION aside from isaac #comte. get me a new residence immediately please. i do not want to live with you and your ASSHOLE SONS #why are they treating the absolute WORST in jean's route is what i want to understand. like you are quite literally pushing her- #-around as you lie to her. she is nothing but a punching bag for you. #AND MAY I REMIND YOU she is a WOMAN in a mansion full of MEN. #and there is not even a SHRED of sympathy for her situation from these fucking idiots. #jean's route is just. ugh. it's not vibing with me. i hate it so far. stop treating this poor girl like she's nothing but garbage- #-under your shoe. have some human compassion you absolute barbarians. im disappointed in all of you.

[tricks-n-illusions]

(@ask-the-shiny-pokemons) Noelle approaches Silas as she remembers that he might give something in return, however...something terrifying happened recently. "SILAS, WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOING???" she says with an anger and starts to cry.

"Don't get me wrong. Killin' folks is a really bad idea… Please, just think of a moment when we met each other. You saw me as a friend… But now… I saw you murdered someone. It’s…it’s…JUST UNFAIR!"

At this moment, she is upset at him.

For once the fox's ears seemed to perk up at the sound of something familiar, Someone he knew? He seemed almost hopeful for a moment, but his ears quickly flattened at the Houndoom's upset words. Of course, there it was, the hate he so expected would come from her eventually. If there was one thing he could do right, it was disappoint people. Though his expression was unreadable his behaviour instantly became guarded and tense, his fear of further conflict was obvious. The previous interaction seemed to have done a number on his confidence and persona. He didn't look too keen on talking to Noelle... yet he forced the words out nonetheless, they were broken, quiet and almost inaudible.

He sat in silence for a long moment before he spoke up once more. "…You want it back, don't you? Is that why you're here again? You finally realized the mistake you've made?" He asked, his voice much louder than it previously was. Of course, how could he have been so dumb to not realize? Though he seemed crushed at the idea of giving the gift back, he spoke with confidence in her decision. "I understand."

"I'm one of those people." Silas turned away, leaving the previous gift with Noelle. "You can leave now, you have your gift back... And- We're not friends." He sighed as he waved a hand attempting to shoo her. "We never were, even if I did know who you were..." "You never know I might murder you too, I seem to like doing that to people who are close to me. I'm pretty fuckin' impulsive and honestly... you're just another thing to kill."

-> Silas doesn't seem to remember Noelle… Yet. But he can't fight the feeling of familiarity haunting him. Maybe something from the past will help? A name? Something that happened?

#tni: chrono #tni: silas rune #God damn... Silas you edgy bastard /lh #Imma call this one fern commentary hour sorry not sorry *AHEM* /lh #Silas like: “Yeah im totally alone let me be a sobbing crybaby rq while no ones looking at me” then gets jumpscared by an angy Noelle “!!!” #Quick man pretend like you werent doin nothin before she notices!! ＞︿＜ #“Crying? Who? Who's crying? I'm not. I'm 100% pure RAGE and UNFILTERED sass. I DONT CRY.” - Silas probs /lh #He did put on that mask for a reason cried once today not going to let anyone look at the next time! Hes having a really bad day okay? #I deeply apologize for Silas grabbing Noelles hand like that #Normally Silas is extremely touch-averse about direct contact like that 😅 so rarely will he ever willingly grab at people #Especially after what just happened just take it as a mini sign of trust in her that she's not gonna murder him and well a moment of honest #also regarding the remembering thing... #It's been 50+ years and Silas is dumb af - DONT GIVE UP NOW! he'll remember if you keep poking at him I promiseeee 💖 #Chapter 1: The Introduction