#give me that ghost dick

[bruciemilf]

I wonder how many times Clark and the batkids + Alfred revived Bruce with the Lazarus Pit and just never told him abt it

#he pieces it together later but i mean. its so hard for him to miss now that hes looking back at it #like why is he always always always cold with a turtleneck on and heating blasting #why is his appetite so scarce? how come his sleep deprived body withstands hours - sometimes DAYS - of patrol #and functions perfectly? how come time passes by but he stays the same? why wont clark and dick stop giving gim #*him looks of loving grief? #why does harley slam her fists on her head when she sees him? ' no no no you're gone. you're GONE. I KNOW you are!' #why does selina smile at him with such heavy pity ' sorry bruce. i don't do ghosts' #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #batfamily #clark kent #dick grayson #jason todd #bc they def exclude the cloning. they dont want another bruce. they want THEIR bruce. tim #like can you imagine jason getting up in tim's face and just ' if you're not gonna stand by us then stay out of our way' #dark bruce? tired. dark BATKIDS? sign me the FUCK up #batdad #text

[ghost-bxrd]

May I also offer another more heartbreaking possibility to a potential Jason return? Dick hears Red Hood make the chirps or hoots (maybe when he’s annoyed either at seeing Talon early or at something else and doesn’t know Dick is there) and instead of thinking “my owlet!” He thinks “A member of the Court of Owls survived.”

So that’s the first bad thing. Now, imagine how much worse it would be if this Court survivor was targeting his only chick left? If Dick saw what happened at the Tower and thought that this survivor wanted a new Talon.

Just a thought.

Oh—-

OH

Oh dear, oh no. Omg—ngl I LOVE the idea that Jason’s bird noises are ingrained enough for him to be making them subconsciously? And also— Dick realizes that if this is truly a Court member— and he’s after Dick’s last surviving owlet—- Dick can never let this court member have Tim. Ever.

So Dick offers himself up instead. (Please, Dick is already a finished Talon, you’d have to train the other first, remember? He’s better, faster, stronger. You don’t want Tim. Please, you don’t want him. Dick— Talon— remembers how to be a good talon, please-)

#give me angst and I’ll triple it #merciless when it comes to #owl song #ghost talks #talon dick grayson #Tim drake #Jason todd #Robin #protective dick grayson #court of owls

[blighted-beak]

(nsfw) full version here

(blood, ghost hands, ball fondling, jacob's ladder piercing)

#blightscribbles #pyramid head #pyramid head fanart #silent hill #silent hill 2 #dead by daylight #pyramid head nsft #blightscribbles nsft #silent hill nsft #silent hill fanart #dead by daylight fanart #red pyramid thing #horror #ghost hands #sorry for reposting but I think the fact that tumblr actively hides anything with the mature label is kinda fucking shit #esp when it comes to visibility. I fucking worked hard on this. Give me my dopamine. don't hide my crap. Fuck tumblr. fuck censorship. #at least I can't accidentally jumpscare with a dick because of the crop #I can't even properly tag out of fear of getting hidden. Jesus. IDK man #I'd rather people just block me if they don't want to see my degeneracy #hold dick gentle like hamburger

[hood-ex]

Sitting on the floor listening to classic rock and writing a fic where older!Jason and younger!Dick realize that Alfred hasn't called them down for dinner yet, so they go to the kitchen and realize that there isn't any food cooking, and Alfred is nowhere to be found. Worried, the two of them try to get a hold of Bruce but get an ominous, "We're sorry you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel this is in error, please check the number dialed, and please try again." And that's when Dick realizes that all their photos and magnets on the fridge are missing 👀.

#OOO EEEE OOOOOO #it's actually not ghost related though lmao #but anyway i forgot how annoying it is to write a story by hand. alas i have no choice. my laptop gives me too many headaches these days #also i think this is my third au where jason is the oldest. writing dick w the younger sibling dynamic is harddd #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #AU

[capnhanbers]

MOD bursts in, panting: ANON, ANON, come back, i know what i gave sans from my husband!

[ANON has already left the blog. MOD calls out in desperation, throat ragged as she keeps stumbling forward.]

MOD: his dick!! it was his dick, i gave sans his dick!!

#this is real #joat talks #no it's not that my husband has a blue ghost dick #but the fact that i have sex with dick and specific experiences with dick that made me decide to give sans one #way moreso than me being into ecto (I'm actually not LMAO)

[ghostofasecretary]

feedback requested

so i'm in a bit of a pickle and need to talk to customer service/the manager

if i go in to the office where she is tomorrow and say to the first person who asks me how i am "really determined to talk to [manager]/get through this interaction [with you, the manager] without yelling or crying even though i really want to do both, thanks! how are you?"

how does that. uh

how does that come across

#look i think it would be really funny but i also don't want to be a dick but this woman has ghosted me for THREE BUSINESS DAYS #i've been waiting all day for her to call me since FRIDAY #at least two people have said they'd call her for me and three people have promised she'd definitely get back to me by the end of the day #i am fucking losing it please just fucking decide if you'll give me a refund since you can't fucking make glasses i can fucking wear #personal #ghost speaks #please tell me if this would be a dick move. i don't want to be an asshole

[dravidious]

You're more amazing than annoy squidward day

Mutate and backup are awesome mechanics because adding abilities to things is super cool so I made another mechanic to do that

#asks #custom cards #i like this better than mutate because you don't lose card advantage #not totally sure on the balancing of these cards #not even the possession part lol just the regular cards #Infesting Parasite is really good sacrifice fodder #Curse of Rebirth might be too strong at 3 mana #and Relic of Influence getting to scry 1 for free every turn might be a bit too strong #but those just need some tweaking. i think the core mechanic is really solid #made a nice cycle of 5 simple cards #then made a few noncreatures for funsies #and then 3 more ideas for the mechanic #actually Screaming Souls is probably too strong too #and Vessel of the Wilds giving you card advantage and +1/+1 counters #like damn why did i make these so strong lol #my excuse is that it was early in the morning and i wasn't thinking clearly yet #that's also my excuse for why one of the cards is named “Ghost of Christmas Future” #anyway currently writing a new story in which one of breeze's parents tries the bold new strategy of Not Being A Dick To Your Kid #also tell me if the mechanic is confusing because it is kinda weird #also also i used the mutate card frame because it works perfectly for this

[harpieunion]

You know what I haven’t seen? Trans cumulus. Give me thick girl power hour dick down time.

#looks left and right #why are we only making the tall thinner ones trans? #overall I mean #sunny rain dew cirrus #give me big baddie trans #I want cumulus girl dick #and swiss boy pussy #and affer…. oh affer… #mountain can sit in my face he’s not gonna crush me (lying) #mrmomstuff #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost

[midastouches]

meet my newest friend, ghosty.

#kylie talks! #ive always felt haunted in a way #by my past and the memories surrounding it #or the people who have come knto my life and have left s ghost behind #so this feels like a tribute to them #almost mourning in a way woth the flower but continuing to be haunted still #i dont want to give up the memories bc theyve made me who i am #although im trying to figure out if it looks like the ghost has a dick #lmao worst comes to worse ill jsut get some areas shaded tk help make it look better rn its just line work

[ghost-bxrd]

If Jason's resurrection in owl song goes down similar to canon (Talia dropping him in the Lazarus pit) Talia better get him back to dick pronto. She does not want to end up like joker for keeping dicks little wing from him.

Phew, yeah. She’d definitely have to alter her approach to the situation accordingly!

Although the real obstacle here would be curbing Jason’s resentment (heightened by the impromptu Pit dip) towards the family after being ‘replaced’ 👀

#honestly I’d be pissed too if I found out someone replaced me not even six months after I kicked it #and the pit madness doesn’t exactly help to see reason #now someone’s just gotta tell him how much dick is suffering and bam #anger gives way to concern #but y’know it’s all just hypothetical for now #because maybe in this au Jason’s just going to stay dead :) #and take dick with him :)) #ghost talks #owl song

[depressedrockmetalgothindiechic]

I've gotta tell the person that I was going on dates with I cannot pursue a relationship rn I feel bad about it but I just happened to confess to them cus I'd liked them for months but I couldn't lie when they asked so I told them but It was literally less than a week after my grandmother passed and I told them on the second date. But I literally mentally cannot be in a relationship because I cannot destroy another person along with myself because my ideal end goal is death. But also I kinda got turned off during a date when I mentioned that I had an 3 D and I was basically mentally unstable and they said ya it really shows that not all people with 3 D's are skinny and I wanted to cry because it felt awful like I don't blame them for responding like that because how the hell are you supposed to respond but idk I was just kinda hurt for literally no reason by it.

#I feel like a dick but I literally cannot be in a relationship #and its not like we are dating we went on 2 dates so far and I figure Ill tell them tomorrow that I would rather just be friends for now #they also said that they are ok with being friends at the end of the day during a text so I dont think they will be pissed or anything #becauae Its not really like I lead them on because I do like them I just am not in a place to be in a relationship with someone who doesn't #understand my mental situation and I also cannot let them be dependent on me because I do have periods where I ghost everyone #idk it feels like im making excuses rn #Also if anyone wants to give me any advice it is welcome because I seriously dk

[dbssh]

throwingnshit at the walls do you understand me !! do you underatand my torment !!! aaaaaaa

#red.txt #vegeta who has been nothing but a prideful arrogant bastard having his last source of cathartic hope smashed out from under him #in an incredibly brutal scene that is essentially just torture #+ still getting back up to mock frieza + admit in his own way that hes proud of goku + proud of what he means 4 their people #which is ALREADY a huge concession for vegeta but more than that to see him sobbing and begging for his help #begging this person who he know despises him to recognize him as an equal and to see how much this matters 4 him #nd 4 goku to respond to that in the way that he does by RECOGNIZING what a huge thing that was for vegeta to do #and respecting the fact that even if he doesnt fully understand vegeta + his heritage he can honor it #and giving him back his dignity in death that frieza had scraped off of him. #its so. its sooo #ntm when he is fully naked like hey goku you stuoid cunt. kick his ass for me. as a ghost #like WHY is your dick out man

[arthur-r]

these are all piled together in the same part of my brain and i’m so obsessed with it

#IM SORRY FOR POSTING JUKEBOX THE GHOST UNDER MY SKIN LIKE ITS FINE ART #BUT MAYBE IT IS. MAYBE IT IS #actually. im sorry for posting POOLBOY KING OF COOL as if it were fine art HELLO #a minute earlier: when you go leave me my baseball glove…. some cigarettes…. and a playboy…. that’s all i really want…. #five seconds later: cause i will.. give you asthma…. every time you try to run…. so don’t run….. #BUT have you ever been trapped for the next nine months with your dick in your hand EATING ARTERIES FOR LUNCH. no i dont think so #anywayyyy #these are um. ok so in order it’s: #i.b. vyache — a poem called victim complex. from the book conversations over sanguinnaccio dolce #minimall — static!! one of the coolest best songs ever in the world and i love it very much #poolboy — king of cool it’s such a strange and bad song but it’s also so visceral and i love it so much #and last but not least jukebox the ghost under my skin #when i was really into that song like four years ago my mom thought that he was singing about PICKLES #i can fit two pickles under my skin!! i will prove it if you will listen!!!! #shdhdf anyway something something consumption devotion something something being a home being a hearth being an ORGAN being a VESSEL #not to run a dead joke into the ground but it keeps being so TRUE: i am a HOUSE FUCKER i swear #anyway there are definitely more of these like on my pinterest probably but these are the ones i had off the top of my head shdhdf #could somebody climb around in here and join me ‼️ #anyway. i hope everybody is doing well. i have ANOTHER advisor appointment today (information science this time!!) and i’m also so tired #OH and i have a ten page paper to write by sunday…. but it’s chill and normal i got this 👍 #anyway i hope everybody is doing well lmk if you need anything!!!! #with best wishes and kind regards sincerely yours!!!! #me. my post. mine. #delete later

[yawnderu]

Sex Pollen — Simon "Ghost" Riley x Reader

girl dinner since my König sex pollen has over 900 notes♡

"That's it, love..." Ghost growls out as he pushes your hips up and down slowly, your warm, wet cunt engulfing his thick dick as his hips thrust up to meet you halfway. Your womb is already full of his cum, yet Ghost is unable to stop, each orgasm seemed to just be making his cock harder and his balls tighter. Being all the way inside you felt too damn good.

"So pretty like this, sweet girl... like you were made to take my fuckin' cock all the way inside that tight little cunt." He muttered between clenched teeth, trying his best not to cum inside you yet. For the first time in his life, Ghost was willingly having sex, and oh God, he can't believe he has been missing out on this. His thrusts were slow and deep, making sure to put your pleasure before his, hitting all the right spots with his fat cock.

"Ghost...—" His name being moaned out by you felt like music to his ears, his eyes narrowing slightly as his grip on your hips got tighter, pushing you faster up and down his dick as your tight walls gripped him, a mix of your cream and his cum coating his length, making a ring on the base of it. Though his face was concealed by the balaclava, you can see his expressive eyes focused completely on your face, basking in the pretty faces you make when you're cock-drunk. You already forgot how many orgasms he's pulled out of you, yet it all feels too damn good to ask him to stop, even when your cunt is abused and fucked-out.

"Fuck— angel, let me cum in you." He pleads for your consent, just as he did the last four times he came inside. "Want to fill you up so good, baby, please." Ghost's eyes roll to the back of his head as you give him your approval, groaning and grunting as he begins to thrust harder and deeper into you, his gloved hands pulling your hips all the way down so his cock is completely inside you as his thick, warm cum fills your womb up.

#cod mw2 #cod mwii #ghost #ghost mw2 #ghost mwii #ghost call of duty #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #simon riley x reader #simon ghost x reader #simon riley #simon riley x you #simon ghost x you #ghost smut #simon riley x y/n #smut #breeding k1nk #sex pollen #mw2 ghost #simon x reader #ghost simon riley #simon smut #simon riley cod #simon riley x f!reader #simon riley x female reader #yawnderu

[lov-3-rs]

Being needy asf and riding ghost is the only thing on my mind…

“oh fuck baby slow down you’re gonna make me cum” ghost gives out a low chuckle while looking up to you through his damned skull mask that he wears all the time, “Si- hmm I can’t help it i need it s-soooo fucking badly aahhh” you tilt your head back in pure pleasure while bouncing on his cock, “fuckin’ hell love” his fingers are digging so deep and harshly into your hips that they’ll definitely be leaving bruises by tomorrow but the poor guy can’t help it because he’s trying to control how hard you’re bouncing on his dick so he doesn’t cum too quickly, You tilt your head back up straight to look at him just to see him staring at himself going in and out of your cunt “hmmm you like watching?” he looks back up at you “yeah baby I like watching you take it” his voice is so deep and rasped it makes your stomach knot up “Oh fuck i’m gonna cum” you pick up the pace bouncing up and down “oh yeah? ya gonna be a good girl and cum on me?” he says teasingly taking one hand from your hip and giving you a nice slap on the ass making you yelp a little “FUCK aaahh yeaaahhhh gonna watch me cum on this fat cock huh??” you are breathless at this point sweating and grinding chasing that knotted up pleasure that’s in your stomach waiting to explode “Come on love make that cock yours” his words literally send you over the edge making you lean forward putting your arms on his chest to support yourself from falling on him and continuing to ride out your orgasm “that’s it love it’s all yours, good girl” he says chasing his own knotted up feeling, he finally lifts you off of him to pull himself out and shoots warm white strings of cum all over his hands “hmmm look at the mess you’ve made love” he looks over to you as you watch him still pumping his cock, you smile and bite your bottom lip “and i’ll do it again”.

#call of duty #ghost smut #simon ghost riley #ghost x y/n #ghost cod #ghost x reader #simon riley #simon riley smut #simon riley x you #cod smut #cod #cod mw2 #simon ghost x reader #smut #ghost x reader smut

[sistertotheknowitall]

I love the idea of Danny being just Some Guy.

Like yes he’s Phantom, yes he has ghost powers, yes he’s the King of the Infinite Realms. But to the BatFam? That is just Some Guy. A random dude - if you will.

They are positively baffled by him. Like he’s completely normal as far as they (and the background check) can see. Yet, he. Is. EVERYWHERE. (Not actually but it sure feels like it.)

The kids have a running bingo card of where he’ll turn up. Outside a warehouse they’re raiding? Check. Stopped a mugging? He was the one being mugged. Tim’s favorite coffee shop? He was just hired as a barista.  Seriously it’s like everytime they turn around he’s there.

Which wouldn’t be such a problem if he REACTED NORMALLY. But no. He doesn’t flee in fear, stare in awe, he doesn’t even try to say thank you. This man looked Batman in the eye and called him the furry vigilante - TO HIS FACE! He casually referred to Dick as “the flying monkey one” to Red Robin while also calling Tim a literal walking Red Flag. When he crosses paths with Duke he doesn’t always speak but he does always give him a snack. (Sometimes it’s candy, sometimes it’s fruit but it’s always food. And he only gives them to Duke.)

He once told Jason that he didn’t care that he was a crime lord and built like a brick house, Danny would kick his ass and drag his “rotted milk soul” too hell if the gun fights kept going on past midnight. (He had exams in the morning damnit.)

He will only call Damian “baby ninja” no matter how many times the kid insists that his name is Robin.

Spoiler and Orphan? The only ones he’s respectful to but even they get the occasional random comment. (“It may be a Tuesday, but if the universe is gonna make me the human equivalent of a pin cushion then I have the right to keep the knife.”) (It was actually a Friday but who were they to argue with a man bleeding out in an alley.)

Eventually the Batkids start keeping score of who has had the most out of pocket thing said to them by this random white boy.

#batman crossover #batfamily #danny phantom #dc x dp crossover #dpxdc #dp x dc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dc x dp prompt #danny is a little shit #and a menace to society