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Minecraft Tips

or, a list of things about Minecraft that took me forever to figure out, that might not be obvious to new players, or that I just found helpful

Equal parts gravel and dirt can be crafted into coarse dirt, and using a hoe on coarse dirt changes it to normal dirt, so you can effectively change gravel into dirt if you have at least 2 dirt blocks with you

I know the game technically teaches you this BUT: you can cure zombie villagers by hitting them with a splash weakness potion and then feeding them a golden apple. This is an easy way to populate a village you built yourself, I've done it in all my survival worlds. The easiest way to protect newly potioned and appled villagers is to dig a long trench, get the zombie villager to chase you, circle the pit until the villager falls in, and cover the pit so no mobs attack the zombie villager when it changes into a villager.

Killing fish is a pretty good way to get bones. I don't need a skeleton farm because automatic fish farms are probably among the easiest automatic farms to build

drinking milk stops status effects

Tiny slimes can't damage you. You can keep them as pets.

The fastest transportation method is, for some reason, a boat on blue ice. Many horses are faster than powered rails.

Suspicious stew can be crafted, even though it's not part of the creative inventory or recipe book, using the normal recipe for mushroom stew+one flower. Allium gives a couple seconds of fire resistance, poppy gives night vision, cornflower gives jump boost, blue orchids or dandelions give saturation, and oxeye daisy gives regeneration.

A lot of wooden items—fences, doors, bows, fishing poles, and so on—can be used as fuel in furnaces. It's not efficient but it's a good way to get rid of excess items

Sneak to add blocks to the side of a furnace or chest directly. Do y'all have any idea how long this took me to figure it out. (This is also how you add a hopper to a chest.)

gold or iron armor can be melted down into gold and iron nuggets

The fortune enchantment affects sapling drops from trees and crop harvests.

Early in game, smelting copper into ingots is one of the best ways to get XP fast.

Fishing odds are slightly better when it's raining.

When you first get a full set of diamond armor your first instinct may be to wear it on a quest into the Nether. Don't. Take a couple stacks each of gravel/sand and any stone and run repeated suicide missions until you've made a stone shelter around your portal and paths across surrounding lava lakes.

More nether navigation tricks: drop columns of gravel down precipices in the Nether and then add cobblestone to the side of the gravel columns to build stairs from the top down

If your nether portal goes out while you're in the Nether, a Ghast fireball hitting the inside of the frame will relight it. But please don't get caught in the Nether without flint and steel

Lava breaks your fall much like water does, and you can't drown in it, though it's very hard to move in. Fire resistance potions will let you exploit both of these things.

Fill a basalt delta with three- or four-block-high towers of whatever block you like, two blocks apart, in staggered rows. Occasionally place a block on the side of the towers' top blocks. This won't stop magma cubes from spawning, but it will stop the large ones from moving effectively.

Using silk touch to grab the red and blue "turf" layers in Nether forests lets you farm both kinds of giant nether fungi by bone-mealing mushrooms, though the turf colors and mushroom colors have to match up. The growth is unaffected by obstructions above and the fungus "foliage" blocks never decay like leaves do. I have no idea who thought that was a good idea. BUT doing this repeatedly will eventually completely obstruct the "sky", protecting you from Ghasts

Nether fortresses and bastions are found along a "grid" pattern, so when you find one nether fortress you can travel in a straight line to find another fortress or bastion. Villages do the same thing, except when they don't. (Really, how villages spawn is a total mystery to me.)

Bonemealing moss will straight up convert surrounding stone into moss. I have no idea why. Since bone meal can be automated using a dropper iirc, this seems like it could lead to some weird redstone contraptions.

Horses can survive falls that would seriously damage a player.

Animals can and will climb ladders. I don't know why. But if you push a sheep or cow toward a ladder, they will often automatically ascend it. I've used this fact for automatic farms before.

You can name literally anything using an anvil, even if you can't repair or enchant it

Soul sand placed underwater creates bubble columns that shoot you upward. Magma blocks create bubble columns that pull you down. You can breathe in the bubble columns.

Night vision potions, if you've never used one, will also let you see the ocean floor.

A water source block in an "ocean" biome will spawn ocean animals, whether there is room for them there or not. If you change a section of ocean into a one-block-deep pond, you'll still get fish in there

you probably won't like this one but. keep a notebook with the coordinates of important spots it is SO HELPFUL

I'll add more when I think of them. please note that I play bedrock and some of these might not work in java

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[echotunes]

everyone go watch hardcore hermits immediately

[video description/transcript:

A compilation of clips from all three seasons of ZIT Hardcore Hermits. The first clip is from Impulse's POV of season 1 and shows him and Tango inside an acacia village house. A two block deep hole is right in front of the door, with a zombie villager inside.

Impulse, cheerily: It's totally safe in here! Tango: [falls in the pit] (screams) NOO! Impulse: Ohh, Tango! Tango: Why would you do thi—?!

The next clip is from Zedaph's POV. The three of them are in a cave, and he has the advancement screen open.

Tango: I've done no... husbandry. Zed & Impulse: (laugh) Tango: I'm husbandless. Zed: Um... I always considered you to be the wife of the three of us, anyway, so. Tango: Oh, oh really, oh really? Zed: (laughs)

Zed is in bed inside an acacia village house, next to two other beds occupied by Impulse and Tango.

Impulse: Zed said "get in bed," I did not question.

The night ends and they all wake up, with Zed and Tango spawning in the same place so the entire screen is briefly taken up by the inside of Tango's face.

Zed: Oh! Tango, we're... cuddling. Okay, um... Tango: Well, that was...

Zed is walking behind Impulse in a cave.

Zed: He is sooo naked right now. Impulse: Mm-hm. So naked.

Zed is standing in the acacia village house, and Impulse and Tango have both just gotten the Hot Stuff advancement.

Tango: Oh! Oh, I got Hot Stuff too! Impulse: Yay! Heh heh! Zed: You two are getting hot stuff without me! Tango: You got—you so hot stuff-less. Zed, sadly: I want hot stuff!

The three of them are in a cave next to a pool of lava. (Zed POV)

Zed: Remember I drowned? Slightly? Impulse: Oh no, you did!

Tango looks at the ground and shakes his head.

Zed: (laughs) Tango: You took drown damage? Impulse: Oh my gosh. Zed: Yeah, I was tryna kill a fish!

Tango looks at Impulse.

Tango: Impulse, we got our work cut out for us, man. Impulse: (laughing) I know, dude! Tango: We got our work cut out for us here.

They are in the same cave, but this clip is from Tango's POV.

Zed: What a dangerous time! Tango: That almost burned my bits right off, man—! Let's not put that there. Zed: (laughs) We need to protect your bits at all costs. Tango: They— Protect all of them.

The next clip is also in a cave, from Zed's POV.

Tango: —by the way. Zed: I have taken more damage from drowning myself than I have from creeper explosions. Tango & Impulse: (laugh)

Zed and Tango are inside the acacia village house.

Zed: I'm an amazing person. Tango: Feather up! Zed: This is— Did you not know this? Tango: Aww. Zed: You seem surprised!

They are in the Nether, and Zed has just gotten the Take Aim advancement, then kills a ghast with his second bow shot.

Zed, triumphantly: Did you ever doubt me? Impulse: Oh my goodness. Tango: You're wasting arrows?! Zed, taken aback: Well! Wasting, what do you mean, wasting?

Impulse is in spectator mode, and watching Zed and Tango in a snowy biome as Zed tries to build a Nether portal. The portal is one block too high, as he has accidentally incorporated one of the corner cobblestone blocks into the portal frame itself.

Impulse: Wait, wait! Zed: That's my job! Tango: (laughing) Oh my god! Impulse: Oh my goodness, that is the worst portal ever, they don't even connect. Zed: What am I doing?! (laughing) Tango: (still laughing) That is the derpiest end portal ever!

Zed and Tango are in a two by one block tunnel in the Nether, and Tango is in front of him, mining the tunnel.

Impulse: Um... Zed: What a great view I've got from back here. Impulse: Yeah. Tango: (crouches rapidly while "ba-ba-ba"ing a tune) Impulse: Woah, easy there. Zed: (laughs) Shake it.

The next clip is from Impulse's POV during season 2. He is walking towards the shrine.

Impulse: Yes, I love being smart!

Impulse is standing in a spruce forest, cooking steak in a furnace.

Tango: Yeah, I gotta cook too. Impulse, sadly: I'm so hungy!

Impulse and Tango are inside their season 2 house, and Impulse has the crafting screen open.

Impulse: It's very breezy down here. (laughs) Tango: I go— (laughing) Things are... flapping...

Impulse is in a cave and puts his shield up to protect himself from a creeper explosion.

Impulse, in a goofy, forcefully bright voice: Everything's okay!

Zed is inside their season 2 dirt hut.

Tango: There's, uh, cactus in the processed chest out there if—in case I didn't make that clear. Impulse, sounding frustrated: Mmm. Zed: Um, okay. Yes. Thank you. Need blue stuff... Oh, oh, Tango, have you got cactus? You said you got cactus, right? Tango: Are you serious right now?

Zed is still inside the hut.

Tango: I'm afraid to drown, though, not gonna lie. Zed: Um, again, you don't have to lie to us. We're your friends!

Impulse is running inside the hut and gets into bed.

Impulse, sounding strained: Me too! Tango: This is terrifying, I'm digging up. Impulse, in a sing-song voice: Samesies! Zed: Samesies!

Impulse is in the hut, crafting.

Impulse: Zeda—Zedaph likes to walk around naked, though, so that's, that's— Tango: Alright, I gotta go faster than this. Impulse: That's, like, that's nothing new, y'know.

In season 3, the three of them are crossing a river into a grassy plains biome.

Tango: Oh, do we ge—are we gonna breed? Zed: Well. I mean, we might breed them.

They are on top of a mountain overlooking a spruce village, and Impulse watches Zed kill a snow golem in one hit.

Tango: —s of... iron. Impulse: Bam! Zed: Ha ha! Tango: Good job, good job. Impulse: You are—you are so strong, Zedaph. That was one hit.

Zed throws a snowball at Impulse's face.

Tango: Alright— Impulse: (laughs) Zed: Thank you. Tango: I'll— (laughs)

Impulse watches Zed standing next to a pair of skeletons in a cave entrance. The skeletons are standing very close together, and not attacking them.

Impulse: Zed? Zed: What are they doing? Tango: Go on, Zed! Just go up and swing your sword! Impulse: Are they—are they in love?

One of the skeletons moves into the daylight and catches fire.

Zed: Fine! Impulse: Are they in love with each other? Tango: (laughs) Zed: They're i— (laughs) They're in love. Impulse: (laughs) Aw, man!

They are in a cave, and Zed runs forward to kill a creeper that is focused on Impulse or Tango.

Zed: This creeper wants one of you guys so badly.

They are in a cave next to some furnaces. Zed walks up to Tango.

Zed: Bed me!

They are still in the cave. Impulse is looking through some furnaces.

Zed: (laughs) Tango: Am I sleeping with you g—am I— (in a deeper voice) Am I sleeping with you guys? Impulse: (laughs) Tango: Are we sleeping, or not, okay. Impulse: Gosh, you and your propositions this season! (laughs) Tango: (laughs)

Impulse kills a Drowned out in the ocean.

Tango: —here, waiting for something to spawn. Impulse: Ha ha! (with a French accent) Hon hon! Zed: Ooh! Tango: Oh, nice work! Impulse: I don't know why I got French all of a sudden. Tango: Oh, I see f—

The three of them are in a ravine in the Nether.

Impulse: There's no way we're gonna find a fortress like this. Zed: We do have to kill a pig—pigman. Tango: This is ridiculous.

Impulse walks a couple of blocks forward to look down the ravine, and spots a Nether fortress extending into the ravine.

Impulse: Oh— (laughs) hey, I found a fortress!

Tango is standing on land, with his inventory open.

Tango: (laughs) Hee hee. Zed: Just take a— (amused) You s—Michael Jackson. Okay, let's, um— Tango: (high-pitched, doing a Michael Jackson impression) Hee hee!

Impulse is in a boat in the ocean, following Zed, who is also in a boat.

Impulse: I'm looking at Zed. Yeah. Zed: You're looking at my... beautiful behind. Tango: Where did you guys go? Impulse: I'm lookin' at the back of your beautiful head, Zed.

Tango is walking up a narrow staircase to the acacia village house from season 1.

Tango: But now we got fifteen diamonds, is there anything else— I mean, we could save it for the hoes... Zed: (laughs) Impulse: Wait, what? Tango: (laughing) Oh, the hoes need the diamond! Impulse: Oh! (laughing) Tango: Ah, the jokes! The jokes, ah, they keep on rolling here, yup, uh huh. (laughing) Impulse: (still laughing) I was a little confused there for a minute! Zed: (laughing) What game are we playing? Impulse: Like, "what game are we playing?" (all laugh)

end VD/transcript.]

#this was always three minutes long and i never posted the wrong version of the video /gaslighting #mcyt #hardcore hermits #team zit #impulsesv #tangotek #zedaph #echo.txt #echo transcripts #video

[rosysdreamjournal]

dream about ibxtoycat

i had a dream that i was watching ibxtoycat play minecraft. he was in the end working on some crazy build. it was a giant skinny tower in which he somehow farmed chorus fruit. he had all the chorus fruit funneled to one point, but he didn't have a hopper system to collect it. he walked into the chorus fruit lying on the ground, and, despite there being a ton of it, he picked it all up. he brought up his inventory, and it all fit. he turned them all into end crystals, but they wouldn't all fit in his inventory. he opened a chest that contained two stacks of 100 lit furnaces that he had somehow gotten with a glitch. he said that for the end crystals he made to not fit in his inventory despite the chorus fruits fitting he had to have encountered a glitch where some of the fruits stacked to impossible numbers. he placed all of the end crystals in the nether, far away from his base. when he went back to the overworld, he flew along an extremely long course he made in the sky with hundreds of floating nether portals and giant artificial trees. when he reached the location of the nether portal that supposedly lead to his chorus fruit farm and end crystals, there was a line of really huge nether portals in two rows facing each other, and ghasts were flying through them into the overworld. ibxtoycat expressed annoyance at this, but he had expected that. what he hadn't expected was ender dragons flying through, too, but he tried to ignore them as he started building some sort of structure on the ground. the enderdragons tried to fight him, but they weren't doing much damage to him. next, my sister luci and i were in the kitchen, getting chicken strips to eat. i went out into the garage for some reason and saw a little kid at the end of the driveway holding an empty plastic bag and a little red ball. i told luci about them, and she acted as if she knew him. so, we walked towards the end of the driveway, and they led us to their house. when we entered, their parents were sitting on a couch in the living room watching some sort of show. their dad stood up and picked up a controller and said that he wanted to play a game with the kid. he said yes and while they went to play some sort of game on some sort of console, luci and i went further into the house and played with their little sister instead. she was really bossy and told us that ducks weren't real. we insisted that they were, but she wouldn't budge. so, there was a nether portal in their kitchen, and we went through it to escape. inside the portal, i had a vision of these two guys in big yellow and teal jackets who were smiling real big. it looked like they were in some blooper at the end of a movie in the credits because they were in a little rectangle in a black void. the guy on the left said something that sounded very cheerful, but i somehow knew that it was a threat to the guy on the right, but that guy didn't react at all, he just kept smiling. when the vision ended and i was alone in the black void, i remember thinking that it was like a tv show or something.

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[dragonshifter-minecraft]

Chapter 29 - Twenty Questions

[Previous] ~ [Next]

[Word Count: 2344]

[Content Warnings: Brief Regurgitation, Mentions of Vore, Blood and Injury]

A pitch-black world.

A yellow-dotted horizon.

Soaring above tall pillars.

Soaring past floating crystals.

Life and death.

Death and life.

Angry voices shouting.

Pain and pink explosions.

Wings faltering.

Wings broken.

Falling…

Falling…!

I’m FALLING—!

Bad let out a startled shriek as he landed in a slime-covered heap on the ground, the chill of the outside air shocking him awake even further. Dazed and shivering, he pushed himself up onto his knees and wiped the slobber out of his eyes. He was met by the excruciatingly-bright sight of grass and dirt, along with a hill populated solely by trees. It took him several seconds to process that not only was he still alive, but the dragon must have finally spit him out. He then spared a glance down at himself, and grimaced.

“Eww,” he groaned, tugging at the saliva-covered front of his tunic.

A boot lightly nudged his leg, and he looked up to meet the green, slit-pupiled gaze of Dream, who was no longer in dragon form. He was tightly gripping his magic staff, fixing Bad with a halfhearted glare.

“Dream—!“

“Go get cleaned up,” he instructed simply, nodding his head in the direction of the main island’s waterfall. He then abruptly spun and started back down the path towards the house.

Bad turned to look at the waterfall, then back down at his drool-soaked clothes. Yeah, that wasn’t the worst idea, despite the fact he wasn’t very fond of water. All he had to do was not fall off the edge.

As he entered the house, Dream glanced over at where he’d left George, wincing as he saw that his friend was still lying on the couch. His makeshift bandages appeared to be holding, and there was only a faint pink spot over where the wound would have been – at least it wasn’t as red as he’d been expecting. George’s tinted glasses were currently resting on the nearby end table, and as it was, the other Dragonshifter’s eyes were closed, apparently asleep.

The man in green quietly retrieved both his cloak and smiling mask from the floor, hanging them on the hook and setting his satchel down on the floor below, before starting over to the other end of the room. Everything he’d pulled out of storage to make the potions earlier was still sitting out, not to mention there still being a potion in the brewing stand. He carefully removed it from the stand, setting it down slowly on the rack so it wouldn’t clink too loudly. Then he considered the two smaller bottles, containing Ghast tears and glowstone dust, respectively. Both were nearly empty, and Dream knew he’d have to venture back into the Nether if he wanted more.

For now, he placed them back on the shelf, planning to save them for a rainy day. He didn’t see himself going back to the Nether anytime soon, so he’d have to conserve those for as long as he could.

“Hmmmngh, what time is it?” George suddenly groaned from behind him. Dream turned to meet the gaze of the other Dragonshifter.

“Late afternoon, I think,” he replied quietly, “did I wake you?”

“Kinda hard to sleep when you’ve got a bloody hole in your side,” George mentioned sardonically. The slayer chuckled halfheartedly.

“Well, since you’re up, do you want something to eat?” Dream inquired.

“That’d be fantastic,” the other Dragonshifter replied.

Dream quickly set to work getting the fire going and placing two slices of mutton into the furnace. Then, after a moment’s pause to consider, he added a third.

“So, how are you feeling?” he asked casually.

“Like I just got shot,” was the deadpan response. “You think I could have that last potion?”

“Not right now.”

“Why not?”

“Your body needs to heal on its own,” the man in green explained, “accelerating that process with potions can mess you up in the long run. I only brewed them so you wouldn’t die.”

George groaned, clearly unsatisfied with that answer, but he didn’t press the issue further. Instead, he changed the subject:

“How is this going to affect me being able to transform?” he queried.

“You’re gonna wanna stick to human form for a while,” Dream responded evenly. “Your injuries carry over to dragon form, but your bandages won’t, so you’d suddenly have nothing stopping the bleeding. Once you heal enough to lose the bandages though…” he trailed off, thinking for a moment. “Even then, you should take it easy. I’ll still take you out flying, if you want.”

“I thought you didn’t like heights,” the other Dragonshifter commented wryly.

“I don’t,” the slayer affirmed.

The conversation lulled, and eventually ceased altogether. Dream turned back toward the furnace for a moment, just long enough to flip over the three slices of mutton. He sat down at the stool in front of the worktable, glancing idly at the things set out on its surface as he let his mind wander. The smell of smoke and cooking meat was already wafting throughout the house, which was a nice diversion from everything that had happened.

George leaned his head back, grimacing at the pain still pulsing from the wound in his side. For something that wasn’t life threatening at this point, it hurt like hell. And now he was going to be stuck inside for weeks while he healed. In the recent past, he might’ve rejoiced at getting out of assuming his dragon form, but now that he’d gotten so used to it, not being able to transform felt wrong, somehow.

The man in green was in the process of putting the fully-cooked mutton onto wooden plates when the front door opened. George immediately stiffened, despite his injury complaining to him about it.

The Enderfolk stepped cautiously inside. His hood was lowered to rest on his back, his black hair dripping and falling in his face. The rest of his attire appeared just slightly damp, but on the bright side, he wasn’t covered in slime anymore.

“Dream?!” George called nervously, half sitting up.

“Come in, Bad,” the man in green spoke coolly, “you like mutton?”

“Uh… sure,” the dark-hooded slayer replied awkwardly after a pause. He actually felt sick to his stomach, but he wasn’t about to be impolite.

Dream left his plate on the chest beside the furnace, carrying the other two plates in each hand as he crossed the room. He quickly handed them out, then returned to grab his own.

“Erm, do you have any silverware, or anything?” Bad inquired.

“We have plates,” Dream stated flatly.

Taking that as a no, the Enderfolk nipped off one of his gloves to shove it in the still-empty quiver at his hip, then lifted the meat with his bare hand so he could eat.

He couldn’t stop his eyes from wandering towards the other Dragonshifter, and the bloodstained white fabric wrapped around his middle. Guilt’s icy-cold claws wrapped around his heart – he had unknowingly shot another person, and with every intention of killing him. He shuddered to think of how much unnecessary suffering he’d caused.

Yeah, maybe he wasn’t that hungry after all…

“Dream, explanation,” George demanded in a stressed tone. He had yet to look at his own slice of mutton.

“George, this is BadBoyHalo,” Dream waved a hand towards the dark-hooded slayer. He then gestured towards the other Dragonshifter as he addressed Bad, “Bad, this is George. You shot him, remember?”

“Oh my goodness,” he muttered softly, before facing the other Dragonshifter, “George, I am so sorry.”

“Wha—You’re sorry?” he huffed incredulously.

“I am!” Bad insisted, “I didn’t know you were a person!”

“What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

“George, chill,” the man in green interjected.

“No I’m not going to—Dream, why is he still here?!” the other Dragonshifter questioned angrily.

“Because he’s a dragon slayer,” Dream responded evenly, though with a venomous undertone, “and we’ve got a few things to… discuss.” He turned back to the Enderfolk with a neutral expression, “Bad, I’m sure you have questions.”

“What are you two?” he blurted.

“Dragonshifters,” the man in green answered, pointing to the green scales on his face. “Not quite human, not quite dragon, but we can look kind of like both if we want.”

“Wait,” the dark-hooded slayer looked puzzled, “so then, what makes you look different from normal dragons?”

“We’re smaller, our scales are brighter, and we have thumbs,” the practiced reply was rattled out almost immediately.

“And… about what happened in the cave, uh,” Bad tiptoed uncomfortably around the subject. “Was that a dragon thing, or…?

“All dragons can do that, yes,” Dream answered quickly, but vaguely. “We have two.”

“What happened?” George inquired confusedly. The man in green offered a mischievous expression, one that the other Dragonshifter instantly recognized, “Dream, you didn’t.”

“I did.”

“Did you actually…?!”

“I ate him,” Dream proclaimed proudly, then added with a subdued tone, “and I’ve got the internal bruises to prove it.”

Guilt panged through the Enderfolk’s heart.

“Oh my gosh, did I…?” he asked weakly.

“You were literally attacking everything in reach, what did you expect?” the man in green questioned harshly.

“I… I’m sorry, I-I didn’t…”

“No, don’t apologize; I was trying to scare you,” Dream interrupted. “I kinda brought it on myself, anyway.”

Bad still didn’t feel right about it, but at least Dream wasn’t holding it against him.

“What was going through your head, anyway?” the man in green inquired abruptly.

“W-What?”

“When I had just eaten you,” he clarified, “what were you thinking?”

“I thought you were gonna kill me,” Bad responded, dumbfounded.

“Well yeah, but like,” Dream paused for a moment, considering how he could rephrase, “how long did you think that? What made you realize you were safe?”

The Enderfolk blinked, baffled.

“I think it was when I heard your stomach growl,” he shrugged, “like, your other stomach. I was really confused…”

The man in green chuckled a bit at that. Something about his tone didn’t sit right with Bad.

“Uh… why do you ask?” he questioned nervously.

“Just curious,” Dream stated with a noncommittal shrug.

“Okay, so… when I shot George earlier,” the dark-hooded slayer began, sending an apologetic glance towards the injured Dragonshifter, “what exactly were you two doing?”

“That’s gonna take a little explaining,” the man in green sighed. He waved a hand towards the dining table, “you might wanna sit down for this one.”

Bad was too overwhelmed to argue. He promptly set his plate down on the table and pulled out one of the chairs. As soon as he’d taken his seat, Dream started:

“Believe it or not, I’ve never killed a dragon before,” was how he began his tale. From there, he laid out everything about his scam – what he did, how he did it, and how he managed to prove time and time again that he’d killed dragons that didn’t really exist. The illusions and spells to change his own scale pigmentation, the mock-battles he staged from afar, even the scales he plucked from his own dragon form served to reinforce the lie and award him precious coin.

“You’ve been lying about your entire career,” the Enderfolk observed.

“Nobody wants to hire a Dragonshifter,” Dream mentioned. “I’m just doing what I can to get by, and I’m already pretty self-sufficient in my own dimension, here.”

“It’s just… Oh my goodness,” Bad uttered, stunned, “I mean, Skeppy’s got his little spells, I just never thought they could be used to…”

“Skeppy can cast roars, you really think he’d know how to make a whole dragon?” was the quick retort.

“I just—We’ve known you for years, Dream!” exclaimed the dark-hooded slayer, “We’ve talked; we’ve shared dragon-hunting tips!”

“Oh, those were real tips,” Dream defended, “I just thought of what I’d do if I was being hunted – which I have been!”

“I don’t… Can you even… have you ever actually tracked a dragon?”

“One,” the man in green declared smartly, “he’s sitting on the couch behind you.”

Bad glanced back at George, who offered a tentative wave.

“Did you happen to hear about the Knightport School of Magic getting destroyed?” Dream inquired pointedly.

“That was you two?!” the Enderfolk gasped as he turned back around.

“Nope, just George,” the man in green laughed. “I happened to be in the market when it happened, and I managed to find him hiding in the woods. It was more luck than anything.”

Bad remembered hearing about the incident, but not being able to step in at all. He and his two friends had been on their way back from a small village to the southwest of Knightport – Weyrsdawn, it was called – chasing another dragon that they failed to catch. That was not too long before they’d decided to split up in their search of jobs. The three still lived in the same space, but they traveled separately in the hopes that maybe one of them would catch wind of a dragon to slay.

“Anyway, back to your original question,” Dream went on, “I’ve been training with George so he can help me with what I do. Illusion spells can only do so much, and I’ve felt like the fights don’t last as long as they should. I can disguise his scales to make him look like a typical dragon; he just needs to learn to act like one.”

“So, the circling and all… that makes so much more sense,” the dark-hooded slayer spoke comprehendingly. He looked over his shoulder at the other Dragonshifter, offering tentatively, “uh… you were really convincing.”

“Gee, thanks,” George replied sarcastically.

“What were you doing out there, anyway?” the man in green suddenly questioned.

“I saw a report of a dragon in the area,” the Enderfolk answered, “I was just following up on it.”

“Okay, but why alone?” Dream asked pointedly. “Were Skeppy and Antfrost busy, or something?”

“Uh, yeah?” Bad replied as though it were obvious.

Dream stared, a puzzled look on his face.

“…Oh my goodness, you don’t know!” the dark-hooded slayer exclaimed.

“Know what?”

“The dragons are going extinct!”

[Author’s Note: Boom! Dream can’t go around scamming anymore, because the dragons are all GONE. Well, not ALL, but we’ll get there eventually. While I did bring this up before in the notes of my last One-Shot, I’d also like to mention that the entirety of The Trio was supposed to be featured in this story, though after all the drama surrounding a6d, and his subsequent disappearance from the mcyt scene, I’ve decided to replace him with Antfrost. Won’t make a big difference in the story, don’t worry.]

#dream team #mcyt #my writing #Dragonshifter Story #Part III #tw vore mention

[harmonytre]

I posted 401 times in 2022

226 posts created (56%)

175 posts reblogged (44%)

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I tagged 398 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#harmonytre - 200 posts

#among us - 78 posts

#original art - 67 posts

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#illustration - 57 posts

#pokemon - 56 posts

#artfight - 55 posts

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#comic - 38 posts

Longest Tag: 84 characters

#i had an arts how today and i'll talk about it later but for now i'm reblogging this

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Really wanted to draw Rattatas and Kar and Nibbs from @shyblacksheep are PRECIOUS! :D I had a lot of fun shading.

65 notes - Posted February 19, 2022

#4

ArtFight 2022: Attack 36

*Teri for @tatatale

67 notes - Posted August 13, 2022

#3

An old Soriel request of them dancing on their wedding day. <3

See if requests are open here.

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92 notes - Posted January 19, 2022

#2

Minecraft Thoughts

I haven’t played Minecraft in many years, so I’m often awed by things others find mundane. Here’s some cool things I’ve encountered! I’ll add on to it as I play more.

Ice biomes??? Big ice spires and igloos and arctic foxes and full on winter villages with furnaces??? Very pretty in the snow. Oh and I heard a very pretty song here!

Foxes! How can I tame them? OvO

I’m a bit bummed that ocelots no longer turn into cats. I had a lot of fun feeding them fish and seeing the random cat breeds they’d become.

New village structures? Multiple story houses? Legendary.

Different TYPES of villages! I’ve seen some sort of jungle one with fire pits that was cool!

Speaking of, I found a cliffside village and encountered Drowned in the area, so I explored. I stumbled into a lush cave completely by accident. Very very pretty. And new mining shafts! Not to mention the amethyst caves duuuuuuude.

TREASURE MAPS!!!

The nether in general, omg. New music, creepy sounds, new areas like dusty places and forests and blue fire and much larger fortresses! I’m having fun exploring for the first time on my own. Last time I played, I didn’t even go there, but ghasts were less scary and zombie pigmen existed. Good thing I knew to wear gold though!

Abandoned villages in superflat???

Caves are much larger and easy to get lost in. Oof, they intimidate me.

Copper exists now.

Polar bears, bees, goats, and llamas exist now, but I haven’t interacted with them enough to have an opinion. I am surprised the polar bear didn’t attack me on site though, that’s good!

New villagers??? And many new blocks with purpose like stonecutters?? I only know how to use furnaces hellllp! And how do I make raw ores into ingots? Some aspects overwhelm me, haha.

Zombie and skeleton horses yoooooooo!

DOLPHINS AND SEA TURTLES.

Underwater reefs. :O

More complicated naturally occurring structures? So cool!

Elytras my beloved.

Sinking snow is terrifying and annoying.

101 notes - Posted January 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

This is my entry for @fruitsnackart ‘s DTIYS! It was very fun to shade. Congrats on the 800+ followers! :D

151 notes - Posted February 22, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

[queensparklekitten]

what people who are too scared to go to the nether think it’s like: you step out of your portal. immediately you are swarmed by ghasts and magma cubes and angry piglins from all sides. while trying to run away you run directly into a massive patch of fire. by the time it goes out your health is below half. you pause to eat. while you are pausing, a ghast shoots at you and creates a massive explosion that knocks you into lava too deep to swim out of. it has been two minutes and you have already died despite your full diamond armour. 

what going to the nether is actually like: 

thinking too hard about piglins, about their fallen bastions and their culture and their beliefs and their history, the art and music they created and how much more they’ve probably lost in whatever destroyed their bastions, and then you start crying

COME ON BLAZES/WITHER SKELETONS/MAGMA CUBES WILL YOU FUCKING SPAWN ALREADY

*touches ground* something terrible happened here 

making a campfire from sticks, a crimson log, and some soul sand from the side of the lava ocean in order to cook your hoglin meat because you forgot a furnace and can’t find blackstone, and feeling like macgyver as a result

*armor breaks* dammit *crafts a replacement piece from gold or leather depending on what exactly broke* *it works fine* 

oh hey i forgot there was also normal mushrooms here 

*saddles strider* we are lifelong bonded creatures now. you are my closest friend and i know you will always be by my side in the quest for pigstep and blaze powder. i will brave my most feared biome for you, my beloved, my partner in adventure, my companion of the lava sea 

screaming into the void because you’ve thrown over 3 blocks’ worth of gold ingots and the piglins haven’t given you a single ender pearl yet

*sees a warped forest next to a crimson forest* this is the most beautiful thing i have seen in months i must stand and stare from this safe spot that is the top of a “tree” while Chrysopoeia plays and makes me feel shrimp emotions 

*throws stone sword out of inventory* *throws stone sword out of inventory* *throws stone sword out of inventory* *throws stone sword out of inventory*

silk touch mining every gilded blackstone that you run across so you can use it in a build and then never building anything with it 

having that one biome you avoid wherever possible and it’s always either basalt delta, soul sand valley, or crimson forest

creating red string lore theories in your head about the way several of the nether biomes came to be, tying the ambience and the mobs and the names of certain items and places together to create a picture that terrifies and intrigues you, and then connecting it to the end, the deep dark, and what’s below the bedrock in a manner that edges closer and closer to cosmic horror 

feeling like it is a hate crime that you can’t eat magma cream 

ok so the blaze spawner is that way... wait no it’s that way... wait have i been here? is this new? never mind that chest’s empty i’ve definitely been here. dammit which way is the blaze spawner? i think this area was near the spawner. wait hang on it definitely isn’t. ok the spawner’s probably that way. hang on i’m going in circles. arrrrgghhhhh why does every part of a fortress look the saaaaaaaaame 

mining quartz for XP and then leaving it there

having a fucking heart attack when you weren’t looking where you were going and accidentally fall off a cliff but survive 

seeing crimson roots in a soul sand valley and either feeling every emotion at once or not even registering it 

searching for a fortress for 3 hours 

killing a ghast with its own fireball and feeling like a powerful godlike immortal smiting a lesser being 

peacefully mining for netherite for hours, just listening to the music and watching lava flow down and not having to worry about mobs, and looking forward to doing it again once you finally run out of TNT

getting lost in your netherite mine

my inventory’s full already? *opens inventory to find 9 stacks of netherrack* 

nyooming across soul sand with soul speed 3 while laughing at the skeletons and ghasts who cannot land a hit on you to save their lives and then crashing headfirst into a wall 

this place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it. omg a baby piglin! we considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. ooh, a ruined portal. this place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... aww, a baby strider! what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. wow that crimson tree is MASSIVE, that’s gotta be like 20-something blocks. the danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. oh hey look there’s that one fossil, i saw a video once about using the placement of those to find strongholds in the overworld. this place is best shunned and left uninhabited. oh hey some actually reachable glowstone 

[sinclairdfyhuynh]

How To Make Glass In Minecraft, And What It's Used For

You can make glass in Minecraft by smelting blocks of sand. - Combining your glass with any color of dye will give you stained glass. Glass can also be combined with other objects to create glass bottles, beacons, or other items.

Building a Minecraft house requires more than just building blocks, such as stone and wood. Windows are essential for a house to be properly built. The best way to make windows is with glass.

It's easy to make glass in Minecraft. There are many ways to use it. Here's how it works.

How to make glass in Minecraft

To make a glass block, you will need to have sand, a furnace, as well as any type of smelting oil.

Sand is available on beaches, in deserts, and in rivers and oceans. To make a furnace, fill the edges of a crafting table with cobblestone. For fuel, you can use coal, charcoal, a bucket of lava, or anything made of wood.

Once you have everything, fire up the furnace. Next, place your sand in top slot. It will take a few seconds to heat up and then give you one glass piece.

This is a full block, the same size and shape as any other block. If you instead want a pane of glass - a flat slab that looks a lot more like an actual window - you'll need to do a bit more crafting.

Open your crafting board and fill the bottom row with glass blocks. This will produce 16 glass panes.

You will also need to dye the glass if you want stained windows, as you might find at a church, monument, or other public building. You can place any color dye in the middle of your crafting table and surround it with glass blocks. Eight stained glass blocks will be made, each with a different color to the dye.

To make stained glass panes, fill the bottom two rows of the crafting table with matching stained glass blocks. 16 stained-glass panes will result.

What glass can be used for in Minecraft

Glass can be used in Minecraft for windows. Glass blocks and panes almost completely transparent and don't block sunlight like other solid blocks.

Glass floors are made by some players, often in tall towers or other structures. This allows them to see down and everything below.

Glass can also be used as a crafting ingredient to make other items.

Three blocks of glass placed in a V-shape at the crafting table will make three glass bottles. These are required to brew potions.

Two pieces of tinted glasses are created by surrounding a glass block with four amethyst fragments. These glass blocks, which are still transparent but block out the light, are called tinted glass.

Combine five glass blocks with obsidian along with a netherstar to create a beacon. It is a powerful item that can buff anyone nearby.

Seven glass blocks, an Eye of Ender and one ghast tear make an end crystal. It is a glowing orb that can heal the Ender Dragon and respawn it.

For those who enjoy making redstone machines, you can combine three pieces of nether quartz, glass, and wooden slabs to create a daylight detector. These machines work in the same way as solar panels and emit a redstone signal when they are hit by sunlight. Let It Sing

#Lalalalal #Let It Sing

[divitsblog]

MY WAY TO BEAT MINECRAFT AND ALL ADVANCEMENTS DETAILED

So hello guys I am gonna tell you how I made my custom way to beat Minecraft

Step 1 - Starters

Start getting wood. Make a house of planks. Collect dirt for emergency blocks. Get wool and food. Start mining under your house for stone to upgrade and make a furnace.

Step 2 - Mining system

Create a mine under your house. Find iron, diamonds, coal and other resources to come in handy later on. Also, create water buckets if you find water and the same with lava. You can make rails to connect mines and caves for faster travel.

Step 3 - Nether

Before entering the nether, make sure to take a flint and steel with you, in case a Ghast fireball unlits the portal. Try to get full diamond armor before you venture in the nether. Take 2 stacks of dirt in case you have to cross a lave pool. You can also take a saddle in case striders are found.  Anyways, look for nether fortresses and get 6 blaze rods. You can get +4 as the eyes might break.

Step 4 - Eyes of Ender

Before you do this, you may as well go for wool hunting. You can take at least 11 beds with you. You will also need beds for sleeping if the journey to the stronghold is long, set your spawn point in the stronghold and easily kill the ender dragon. Before starting, also go to an enderman hunting period. Ender eyes will not only make eyes of ender, but when you spawn on an island when you go to The End, you can use ender eyes to go the main island and teleport to the obsidian crystal. Also remember to take a power 5 bow and a stack of arrows to help you all along. Also take Sharpness 5 diamond/netherite and and sword and also TNT and flint and steel. Water buckets necessary too. You can beat the ender dragon and beat the GAME!

Minecraft ACHIEVEMENTS coming SOON

[infernalisolation]

Tag Dump

#{Fire & Fury}; IC #{Snuffed Out}; OOC #{Reckless Abandon}; About #{I'm Your Freak of the Week}; Musings #{Brimstone Garden}; Aesthetic #{Open Flame}; Open Starter #{Sparks Will Fly}; Starter Call #{Of Gold & Gristle}; Piglins #{Brutish Boars}; Hoglins #{Hellish Voices}; Ghasts #{Skeletal Sadists}; Withers #{Magma Marchers}; Striders #{Floating Furnace}; Blaze #{Molten Muck}; Magma Cube #{Infernal Homeland}; Scenery #{Strange Spirits}; Anon

[headspace-hotel]

Last night on a stream with @awhellstothejoe I started a new survival world in Minecraft and the spawn was in a mega taiga next to a large, expansive mountain range. I got myself iron armor, dug underneath the mountains until I hit a cave, and found an ancient city within 10 minutes of exploring. I haven't even found diamonds or done much besides build a couple furnaces. I don't even know how I'm going to get back out.

I criticized the 1.19 update a lot, but I'm walking back some of my criticisms of the Warden—being a competent player means exploring the Deep Dark is relatively safe while still being pants-shittingly scary. I am glad now that the devs thought out the gameplay so thoroughly because it WORKS really well.

Being restricted to sneaking and unable to place torches really makes you experience the eerieness and atmosphere and stops you from entering this kind of flow state where you're clearing a structure on autopilot—like even as a seasoned player, it's still an EXPERIENCE that you have to linger on and it's really neat.

If you are patient and cautious enough, you will never be in any real danger of summoning the Warden. If you REALLY don't want to fuck with the big guy, you can just hang out for 10 minutes in a confirmed safe area and wait for the "count" of shriekers triggered to drop down by 1. You fuck up when you develop hubris and don't look where you're stepping or try to place a torch. Opening chests is the biggest risk because they can trigger a shrieker twice—once when you open the chest and once when you close it.

In a lot of ways, it's an improvement on most other dangerous zones in the game because success really has more to do with your competence than more random factors. In the Nether it is so easy to get killed and lose everything because you were just unlucky (or a Ghast shot a fireball at you while outside render distance...) When you trigger a sculk shrieker it's almost always Your Fault.

Streaming gameplay to a friend definitely makes exploring ancient cities that much more fun. I jumped down from the cave ceiling onto one of the towers and now I'm stuck in the city, and I have triggered like 6 shriekers but haven't seen the Warden yet. I don't know if that's because he didn't spawn for some reason or just that I crouched motionless for long enough that he despawned, or that he's in the city with me and I just haven't SEEN him yet. Which is, if anything, much scarier.

I don't know yet what I think about how the Ancient Cities affect your progression through the game. It's definitely a source of a lot of high-level loot early on, but I don't know how a newer player would fare...

#minecraft #mineblr

[stellocchia]

This Post tells me that we all want Tommy to adopt every possible mob that shouldn't be adopted and, you know what? Fine!

Here's Tommy getting every single mob he really shouldn't:

It started off easy. Tommy was a big man and he really liked animals, as every big man should. What he didn't like was how unfairly certain types of dogs and horses were treated...

So one day, when a small eight-legged pony approached him just to amicably stare up at him he knew that he wouldn't be able to part from it. Therefore Shroud was now the second official member of the Innit household! Foolish seemed to like him a lot as well, so Tommy didn't really think anything of it.

On another day he found himself being tackled by Baba, the snow horse that he saw near Technoblade's house. Tubbo let out a shriek when seeing this, but Tommy knew that she was just trying to play, so he scratched her ear and brought her home. Clearly, if she ran away it meant she wanted a new owner, so who was he to refuse? He added a little snow enclosure in the basement and made sure to keep Baba cool. Tubbo didn't really approve, but what does Tubbo know anyway?

Then it was the turn of Clementine, a very nice lanky dog that appeared one day in his home and never left. Foolish said that he should have killed her and called her a pest, but Tommy thinks that Foolish is just an asshole. It's not Clem's fault that she's not comfortable with people staring at her! They should learn to respect her boundaries already! So he built another room for her, with a taller roof this time. His house was sure becoming quite popular, huh? Not that it wasn't expected with him being the biggest of men!

And, well, so far no one was too weirded out by it. Sure, they would give Tommy some weird looks, but nothing too bad. In comes the fiery dog. This time Tubbo was very adamant about how: "That's not a dog bossman, that's a fucking blaze!" but since Tommy didn't understand what that meant he elected to ignore it. Couldn't be that important anyway. And Fiery dog was nice! He never shot fireballs at him, only ever using them to turn on the furnaces when asked. He was a nice dog and Tommy really couldn't understand what everyone had against him!

It got worse when he brought back a small slimey horse and a small jumpy horse. Ranboo called them "Slime and Magma Cube" so Tommy assumed the hybrid could speak with them and that those were their names. This time it was Wilbur's turn to come to him in concern. He even apologized for leaving Tommy alone and other shit, apparently assuming that Tommy was bringing all his dogs and horses home as a substitute. He wasn't. They were just nice and people around him misjudged them, so he wanted them to have a family. Not because he could relate to the feeling, just because he was nice like that!

Then it came the turn for the screamy dog. That one was admittedly quite big. So much so that Tommy had to make the biggest nether portal he could manage to bring her home, but it was worth it! He didn't like the name "Ghast" that everyone suggested, so he went for Genevive. He made the biggest glass dome he could for her and Tubbo even helped. Apparently, it was because "You're gonna get yourself killed if I'm not here with all these hostile mobs around" whatever that meant.

Along the way, he also got one of the pillager's horses, who he called Betty, and one of the Nether's ugly horses (who kinda looked like Techno if Techno was a horse, so he called it Better Techno). At that point, people were mostly resigned though. Somehow none of the mobs were aggressive towards Tommy. And, sure, the boy's house was becoming more and more of an eyesore with every expansion, but no one tried to do anything about it because none of the mobs were quite as friendly towards them. That said they were sure that there was nothing Tommy could do at this point to surprise them...

Well, Tommy found a weird dark portal surrounded by blocks he'd never seen. And he jumped in before DreamXD could do anything about it. -why is he like this?

On the other side he found the biggest dog he'd ever seen! It had huge ass wings, cool claws and it breathed out a purple fire that covered the whole ground. Tommy was amazed at her beauty so he told her as much when she lowered down towards him.

"Aren't you the prettiest dog ever? Look at you! You're amazing!" she seemed to like that. So much so that she snuggled up to him for quite a few minutes before lifting him with her mouth and going towards a portal in the center of the pillar. Tommy was sad to leave her behind, so he was ecstatic when she followed him on the other side!

*Tommyinnit made the achievement [FREE THE END]*

*Tommyinnit made the achievement [NEW END]*

Okay, perhaps everyone else wasn't quite as welcoming toward Big Dog as he'd hoped, but Tommy was sure they would warm up to her! And soon they would stop saying stuff like "Tommy that's the Ender Dragon! It's the one thing that could kill us all! Please bring it back where you found it!" and start saying "Wow Tommy, you're the biggest of men and that's the coolest dog I've ever seen" as they should.

#dream smp au #dream smp headcanons #tommyinnit #my writing/fanfic thingy? #long post #tommy adopts everything he shouldn't #but truly they are all nice dogs/horses and everyone else simply doesn't understand #dream smp really said 'give tommy only one emotional support animal' and I don't like that #I definitely took that personally #so he gets several #tubbo stops minding them after a while but that's just because he's resigned

[shepard-ram]

Here's another au from the discord since I am just having the worst writer's block with the mcc au

You never knew just how strange your upbringing was, players weren't supposed raised by villagers, pillagers weren't supposed to protect the village you called home, ravagers weren't supposed to give rides to child players, baby zombies weren't supposed to play with you in the streets once the sun set, phantoms weren't supposed to let you pet them like the village cats, creepers weren't supposed to just happily follow you around, enderman weren't supposed to teleport you around and gift you blocks while staring right into your eyes. None of this is how the world is supposed to work but you had never known any different you had never met another player, for you this was how the world was supposed to be but as you soon found out not long after your first trip to the nether this wasn't how the world was supposed to work.

You were excited,after all you had finally convinced your worrywarts of a family to let you go to the nether after all your village needed more nether warts and you could respawn unlike your family ( after first time you had respawned after falling into a hidden ravine you had never noticed that you always had a mob following you around) so since you were now an adult it just made logical choice, you had already put on your gold armour so that the piglins your village bought nether warts from would know your friendly and not an invader. Your family had told you about the nether and it's lava filled landscape but man nothing could compare to seeing it in person you thought as you took the lavafall right next to the portal even if a fence kept you a far distance away the heat radiating from it was more than blast furnaces heat or even a overworld lava pond. Reminding yourself about what you came here for you tore your gaze away from the stunning view, instead setting you sights on the Blackstone structure a few hundred blocks in the distance that's where your supposed to trade the gold you were given for nether warts, it was a rather uneventful walk you didn't even see any of the inhabitants that your family told you about the white fireball spewing ghasts or the undead piglins. Uneventful walk over you sort of stood outside the bastion as the piglins on watch just kept their eyes solely on you...were they even blinking? This weird stare off was broken when you held up a gold ingot maybe they just needed to know you were here to trade, it seemed to work as one of them ran into the inner parts of the bastion, the large doors finally opened only for you to come face to chest with you assumed the brute of the bastion? He to just stared down at you,so you once again raised your gold ingot and pointed to the nether warts you could just see inside the bastion.

However the expected results of him taking the gold and you getting what you came here for didn't happen instead you found yourself in a Blackstone room surrounded by gold,you had tried to leave but you were just gently placed back in the room from what little piglin you could remember from your families lessons it sounded like they were telling you " treasure has to stay with the treasure" but that might be a miss translation since it made very little sense to you. After you latest attempt to leave since this was quite obviously a mistake not only had you been deposited back into the gold littered floor but they had nudged a few piglin piglets into the room with so now you had the smallest sat on the floor with you cuddling into your side and the other two seemed to be playing guards and were matching back and forth in front of the door and when you once more attempted to leave the smallest one would start to tear up and the other two would pull you back over to them. Thankfully the smallest one soon fell asleep little oinks occasionally slipping out as they slept still clinging to you, using this opportunity to actually move you stood up holding the little piglet on your hip as you looked out of a block sized hole in the wall you supposed to be a window, the other two piglets didn't really react between the fact you weren't going to the door and the fact they were soon bound for the land of nod as well maybe with you in tow.

A sudden appearance of purple sparkles just out of sight of the "window" caused any sleep within you to disappear as an idea came to you, discreetly grabbing a nugget from the gold pile you quickly threw it towards where you had seen the sparkles, you grinned as you peered into the familiar purple of an enderman eyes as you reached out your free arm for the enderman to grab and with that you were out of the bastion. You always got a bit disoriented after an enderman teleported you but no matter you could just go home and forget about this failure of a trade mission, you had no clue where you had gone wrong but the familiar purple glow of the nether portal helped reduce that feeling of failure with its promise of home being on the other side, it was strange how cold this part of the nether was thought but that could just be due to the left over disoriented feeling from the teleport. Stepping into the portal and letting the feeling of its magic wash over you, were snapped out of it when you could suddenly hear what sounded like shattering glass eyes snapping open you looked around to see no... village....or portal.... What!? A confused oink had you looking down at the little sleep filled eyes of the piglet now looking at you in confusion, oh prime you had brought the piglet with you...where ever you were.

Across the smp the sound of the communicators notification rang out, the owners of said communicators looking at their devices in confusion as they all read a single line.

[ REDACTED has joined the server]

Ender-anon

So yeah here we are with another favourite of mine from the discord now with accidental kidnapping since I needed to do a little fluff to balance out the dark yandere blurb I did in the discord,well has fluffy as you can have in a yandere au.

Mob catnip au my beloved this has been sitting in my askbox for way too long for something a adore with my whole heart-

Gotta love just living your life in peace, not realizing that all these animals are supposed to be dangerous. The only danger you're in is if a smarter monster decides to take the overprotective hoarder route

#ask #ender anon #tw. yandere

[dailypronouns]

Minecraft pronouns? =_= (its a ghast face :D)

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lea/leaf/leafs/leafs/leafself

lea/leav/leaves/leaves/leaveself

wool/wool/wools/wools/woolself

gla/glass/glass/glass/glasself

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la/lava/lavas/lavas/lavaself

tnt/tnt/tnts/tnts/tntself

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ne/netherite/netherites/netherites/netheriteself

qua/quart/quartz/quartz/quartzself

neth/netherbri/netherbrick/netherbricks/netherbrickself

sou/sand/soul/souls/sandself

(alt: sou/soulsa/soulsand/soulsands/soulsandself)

glow/glowstone/glowstones/glowstones/glowstoneself

(alt: glow/stone/glows/glows/stoneself)

ba/basalt/basalts/basalts/basaltself

bla/blacksto/blackstone/blackstones/blackstoneself

fu/fung/fungus/fungus/funguself

ste/stem/stems/stems/stemself

ny/nylium/nyliums/nyliums/nyliumself

ma/mag/magma/magmas/magmaself

shroo/shroomli/shroomlight/shroomlights/shroomlightself

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pu/pur/purpur/purpurs/purself

dra/dragon/dragonegg/dragoneggs/dragoneggself

(alt: dra/egg/dragon/dragons/dragoneggself)

(alt2: dra/dregg/dreggs/dreggs/dreggself)

cho/chor/chorus/chorus/choruself

cry/crystal/crystals/crystals/crystalself

en/ender/enderchest/enderchests/enderchestself

(alt: en/chest/ender/enders/enderchestself)

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cree/creeper/creepers/creepers/creeperself

spi/spider/spiders/spiders/spiderself

sli/slime/slimes/slimes/slimeself

wi/witch/witchs/witchs/witchself

pi/pilla/pillager/pillagers/pillagerself

ve/vex/vexs/vexs/vexself

ra/rav/ravenger/ravengers/ravengeself

pha/phant/phantom/phantoms/phantomself

drow/drowned/drowneds/drowneds/drownedself

hu/husk/husks/husks/huskself

stray/strays/strays/strays/strayself

guar/guardi/guardian/guardians/guardianself

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wo/wolf/wolfs/wolfs/wolfself

lla/llama/llamas/llamas/llamaself

bee/bee/bees/bees/beeself

dol/dolphin/dolphins/dolphins/dolphinself

pa/pand/panda/pandas/pandaself

po/polar/polarbear/polarbears/polarself

(alt: po/bear/polar/polars/bearself)

goa/goat/goats/goats/goatself

Overworld-Peaceful (17)

cow/cow/cows/cows/cowself

shee/sheep/sheeps/sheeps/sheepself

chi/chicken/chickens/chickens/chickenself

pi/pig/pigs/pigs/pigself

ca/cat/cats/cats/catself

ho/hor/horse/horses/horself

do/don/donkey/donkeys/donkeyself

ra/rabb/rabbit/rabbits/rabbitself

vi/villa/villager/villagers/villagerself

bat/bat/bats/bats/batself

axol/axolotl/axolotls/axolotls/axolotlself

fi/fish/fish's/fish's/fishself

squi/squid/squids/squids/squidself

tur/turtle/turtles/turtles/turtleself

fo/fox/foxs/foxs/foxself

moo/mooshroo/mooshrooms/mooshrooms/mooshroomself

pa/parr/parrot/parrots/parrotself

pi/piglin/piglins/piglins/piglinself

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ho/hoglin/hoglins/hoglins/hoglinself

pi/pigman/pigmans/pigmans/pigmanself

pi/pigmen/pigmens/pigmens/pigmenself

bla/blaze/blazes/blazes/blazeself

wi/wither/withers/withers/witherself

gha/ghast/ghasts/ghasts/ghastself

mag/magma/magmas/magmas/magmaself

(alt: mag/cube/magma/magmas/magmacubeself)

stri/strider/striders/striders/stiderself

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dra/dragon/dragons/dragons/dragonself

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shu/shulk/shulker/shulkers/shulkerself

ste/steak/steaks/steaks/steakself

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po/pork/porkchop/porkchops/porkself

mu/mutton/muttons/muttons/muttonself

chi/chicken/chickens/chickens/chickenself

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ra/rabb/rabbit/rabbits/rabbitself

bre/bread/breads/breads/breadself

whea/wheat/wheats/wheats/wheatself

po/pota/potato/potatos/potatoself

ca/carr/carrot/carrots/carrotself

beet/beetroot/beetroots/beetroots/beetrootself

pu/pum/pumpkin/pumpkins/pumpkinself

mel/melon/melons/melons/melonself

see/seed/seeds/seeds/seedself

ap/apple/apples/apples/appleself

su/cane/sugar/sugars/sugercaneself

su/sugar/sugars/sugars/sugarself

ca/cake/cakes/cakes/cakeself

pi/pie/pies/pies/pieself

coo/cookie/cookies/cookies/cookieself

soup/soup/soups/soups/soupself

berr/berri/berries/berries/berriself

ga/gapple/gapples/gapples/gappleself

ar/armor/armors/armors/armorself

swor/sword/swords/swords/swordself

pi/pick/pickaxe/pickaxes/pickaxeself

ae/axe/axes/axes/axeself

sho/shovel/shovels/shovels/shovelself

hoe/hoe/hoes/hoes/hoeself (i'd recommend not using these tbh 😬😬)

bow/bow/bows/bows/bowself

cro/cros/crossbow/crossbows/crossbowself

arr/arrow/arrows/arrows/arrowself

tri/trident/tridents/tridents/tridentself

shei/sheild/sheilds/sheilds/sheildself

sa/saddle/saddles/saddles/saddleself

ely/elytra/elytras/elytras/elytraself

ro/rod/rods/rods/rodself

shea/shear/shears/shears/shearself

fli/steel/flint/flints/flintsteelself

ie/ing/ingot/ingots/ingotself

min/minecar/minecart/minecarts/minecartself

bo/boat/boats/boats/boatself

po/potion/potions/potions/potionself

bu/buck/bucket/buckets/bucketself

tor/torch/torchs/torchs/torchself

co/comp/compass/compass/compasself

clo/clock/clocks/clocks/clockself

di/disc/discs/discs/discself

boo/book/books/books/bookself

sti/stick/sticks/sticks/stickself

stri/string/strings/strings/stringself

bo/bone/bones/bones/boneself

spi/spider/spidereye/spidereyes/spidereyeself

fea/feath/feather/feathers/featherself

lea/leath/leather/leathers/leatherself

(alt: lea/leather/leathers/leathers/leatherself)

gu/gunpow/gunpowder/gunpowders/gunpowderself

rot/flesh/rotten/rottens/rottenfleshself

bla/powder/blaze/blazes/powderself

bla/rod/blaze/blazes/rodself

ghas/tear/ghastear/ghastears/ghastearself

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dy/dye/dyes/dyes/dyeself

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fo/forest/forests/forests/forestself

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ju/jung/jungle/jungles/jungleself

moun/mountain/mountains/mountains/mountainself

tai/taiga/taigas/taigas/taigaself

tun/tundra/tundras/tundras/tundraself

swa/swamp/swamps/swamps/swampself

sav/savan/savannah/savannahs/savannahself

ba/badla/badlands/badlands/badlandself

ocea/ocean/oceans/oceans/oceanself

mu/mush/mushroom/mushrooms/mushroomself

Nether (7)

sou/valley/soulsa/soulsands/soulsandvalleyself

crim/forest/crimson/crimsons/crimsonforestself

wa/forest/warped/warpeds/warpedforestself

wa/waste/wastes/wastes/wasteself

ba/delta/basalt/basalts/basaltdeltaself

fo/fortre/fortress/fortress/fortresself

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ba/bastion/bastions/bastions/bastionself

blo/block/blocks/blocks/blockself

play/player/players/players/playerself

mo/mob/mobs/mobs/mobself

pi/pillar/pillars/pillars/pillarself

bio/biome/biomes/biomes/biomeself

ne/nether/nethers/nethers/netherself

en/end/ends/ends/endself

ov/overwor/overworld/overworlds/overworldself

po/port/portal/portals/portalself

en/encha/enchant/enchants/enchantself

su/survi/survival/survivals/survivalself

crea/creat/creative/creatives/creativeself

adven/adventure/adventures/adventures/adventureself

spe/spect/spectator/spectators/spectatorself

mo/mod/mods/mods/modself

mu/multi/multis/multis/multiself (as in multiplayer)

pla/play/plays/plays/playself

nos/nostal/nostalgia/nostalgias/nostalgiaself

spee/speed/speedrun/speedruns/speedrunself

🎮/🎮s/🎮s/🎮s/🎮self

💻/💻s/💻s/💻s/💻self

⛏/⛏s/⛏s/⛏s/⛏self

🔲/🔲s/🔲s/🔲s/🔲self

🌳/🌳s/🌳s/🌳s/🌳self

💚/💚s/💚s/💚s/💚self

#pronounasks #mod nya #mogai #neopronouns #sorry this took so long #i started it then had to take a hiatus for mental health reasons #and also it's just a lot lol #fun fact: this hit post length limit and i had to do some serious editing to get it to fit #another fun fact: there is a total of 231 pronouns on this post

[star--anon]

heyyyyyyyy, do you have any advice for nether exporing? i saw you had a lot to share with kasey on villager transportation,,, so i was wondering,,, you dont have to share ofc

It's pretty important to have the right stuff when you're going in.

If you're just hopping into the Nether, make sure to have: - at least one piece of gold armor (so that piglins won't attack you. Eventually, however, when you get full netherite, you won't need it) - iron+ armor ("+" meaning at least iron armor; don't go in without armor) - a stack of wood - crafting table (optional, since you already have a stack of wood) - a stack of cobblestone (or any other cheap building block that is resistant to explosions) - iron (in case your sword or pickaxe breaks and you need to make another) - ten obsidian - flint and steal - a bow - arrows - And of course, a sword, pickaxe, food, and any other obvious thing you'd normally carry

Other useful items that may take a while longer to obtain: - fire resistance potions - soul speed boots (I'd recommend Soul Speed I, since II is a little bit fast for my taste) - gold ingots (only if you plan on trading with piglins) - gold tools that you don't want (piglins will consider this a trade and will hold it for a while. If you don't have gold armor, dropping gold tools will distract a piglin long enough for you to escape. I'm pretty sure a piglin won't actually trade you anything for gold tools though, but it's a nice distraction) - splash healing potions (splash might be better than normal, since it's faster. It also has AoE, Area of Effect)

Not very useful items: - netherack as a building block is a terrible idea, since it's incredibly vulnerable to ghast explosions - torches - water buckets

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Small note: Fire resistance recipe 1. water bottle 2. netherwart -> awkward potion 3. magma cream -> fire resistance potion (3 minutes) 4. redstone -> fire resistance potion (8 minutes)

Optional: 5. gunpowder -> splash potion of fire resistance (I wouldn't recommend, but eh)

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Also, splash water bottles can put out fires. They can't put out a player on fire, but they can put out fires. Go figure. This isn't exactly useful, but it's nice to keep in mind.

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Finding a fortress might take a while. I'm pretty sure there's faster ways to find one, but I usually just run in a random direction until I come across one. I was pretty lucky to score one just about 300 blocks away, but you might not be.

Finding a fortress does take time.

Just don't forget to mark down the coordinates of your portal home!

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Netherite takes a lot less longer to get than diamonds, since mining with beds is wayyyyyy easier than strip mining. I think ancient debris spawns at around the same y-level as diamonds, so just strip mine for a minute, and then start exploding with the beds. Don't worry about accidentally blowing the ancient debris; it's immune to bed explosions.

Point is: don't procrastinate getting netherite.

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Also, lava physics is different from water physics. Lava is melted rock, so it's "thicker" than water. Swimming in lava is slower. You also take fall damage from jumping into lava from high heights. Don't treat lava like really hot water.

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Exploring in the Nether is fun (sometimes), but it can indeed get boring. Aside from bringing the right stuff, I'm not sure there's tricks on how to find certain biomes and builds; you kinda just have to run around.

Usually, I go into the Nether for exp (quartz blocks/blaze spawner) and gold.

Something I found out is that if you mine a Nether gold ore with a silk touch pickaxe and take it home to smelt, you'll get a full ingot instead of a nugget. So I guess that's useful if you need a bunch of gold for something, since Nether gold ore is more common than normal gold ore.

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Speaking of smelting things, don't use furnaces. They're slow.

Blast furnaces are for smelting ores. Smokers are for food. They cook/smelt faster than a furnace. They're also incredibly cheap.

So far, I think the only things that furnaces are useful for is smelting cobblestone into stone, and sand into glass.

#I feel like I'm a Minecraft website for beginners #Minecraft tips

[crafty-business4130]

so to expand upon this lets go in some ideas on what helscraft is like

i like to think that helscraft is a weird glitched copy of the overworld and the nether mixed together. for the cannon of my hermit duplicate’s AU (of which i will be referring to within this post) the dimension of helscraft isnt really a full dimension that always appears in every world like the end and nether. it only spawns into a world after a year or so of players putting all of their love and care into the world. the world builds up enough of all that good energy and then causes a opposite opposing Force to form. thus helscraft spawns into existence. in a way you could say the whole dimension of helscraft is a duplicate as well.

now one thing that kinda throws a a wrench in the works of this idea is that every year or so the hermits move into a new world, though since its normally has been roughly the same amount of players in each season we can go with the hermitcraft dimension of hels is carried over with each world jump. the world of hels change to match the new overworld but its still the same helshermits. though for the hermits that leave the server their hels counterpart disappears.  this may also work in reverse as well. only have one example so far so who know :) cOUGHCOughNHOcOUGh

with the the hows and whys on helscraft existence out-of-the-way let's get into some worldbuilding!

as ive already mentioned, helscraft is somewhat of a glitchy mix of the overworld and nether. what i havent mentioned is that a good bit of the April Fools updates and removed features for the overworld ended up floating over to helscraft but unlike the overworld in which these features disappear pretty quickly they ended up sticking around in helscraft, for better or worst. 

heres a list of examples of this, of which i then expanded upon them to make them more fleshed-out. 

the list got really long so the rest of the post is under the cut! :D

Pig and cow sized horses, if fed too much will cause the animal to grow dangerous mutations that can not only kill the animal but make its remains toxic and unedible. You can make a green book via using toxic leather (the crafting book)

A common spell is to summon flame that then can be used for new crafting recipes. one such recipe is flaming barrels, if someone walks too close it will explode, another is chainmail armor

if you put too much fuel into a furnace it will explode.

torches burn out an hour or two after being lit

chickens are deadly, do not provoke them. it is extremely rare but the is a very small chance spawn in a blue chicken. only able to spawn via throwing eggs. it drops lapis and diamonds instead of eggs. beware tho, all chickens in the immediate vicinity will protect the blue one with their lives and will attack anything that gets too close.

eating or feeding an animal a god apple will cause it to float upwards for five minutes before slowly descending back to the ground. 

Wheat if not chopped after fully grown will go bad and die, same thing with other crops. though you can make Iron infused melon and pumpkins, it insures that the stem won't die over time after its first produce

Powered Redstone causes redstone bugs to spawn, it can be stopped by combining lapis and redstone dust together to make bluestone dust. asifhfsssdhv only a noob uses redstone.

Redstone wire, another alternative of redstone made with redstone dust surrounded by cobwebs. it insulates the redstone and stops bugs from spawning. pretty much the same thing function wise but is a pretty cool thing to use to flex on others

Villagers are instead piglins, not the tanned ones added into the nether update but rather pink skinned ones.

Glowing obsidian, a glowing red version of obsidian. Only found in trades with piglins

In helscraft there are lava oceans instead of water, water can only be found deep underground. Lava instead of water is infinite, water is no longer infinite. 

The world of hels first looked like the indev world theme of hell, with following updates to the overworld helscraft changed and evolved as well. There is no sun nor moon, just a forever floating layer of lava that acts to light up the dimension. 

Frostwalker is instead, Magmawalker, turning lava into magma blocks shortly before melting back into lava

Boss fights arent the same in helscraft as in the normal overworld and its closely neighboring tied in dimensions of the end and nether. Not found in helscraft are Guardians, the ender dragon, and technically the Wither as well. Instead you can find Giants, the red dragon, the four horse men(much more difficult to defeat)

Giants unlike the ai less ones you can spawn using commands are living and breathing monsters that roam the land. During their travels any ghasts they cross will join them on their wandering

Ghasts can be somewhat tamed in helscraft. If you can successfully capture a baby ghast from its parents and raise it yourself the ghast will be malleable enough, somewhat like foxes but just a bit more wild. If you happen to accidentally harm them it will turn on you and fight you to the death, be it your’s or theirs.

It's a very very rare find but huge brick pyramids can spawn into the world. in season 7 helscraft’s cubfan took up residence within one that spawned in Incredibly Close to spawn

There are alot of different nonsensical potions that can be brewed for interesting drinks. some have a use, most dont tho. all of em have amazingly different tastes and smells

instead of honeycomb there is crystallized honey, it functions as pretty much the exact same thing. has its block too, call the wax block.

Killer bunnies spawn in more often than normal bunnies

Og stonecutter, can cut blocks into half. Not only used for stone. can cut doors, beds, and much more into halfs

Nether reactor core, could be the key on how to jump between the hermitcraft and helscraft. will need to think on this idea some more though

Petrified Forest, a biome within helscraft that has wood as hard as stone and a texture reminiscent of a mix of acacia and crimson planks color wise.

unsure as of yet on what to call it but the volcanic biome the Rempirer had Rendog make is a biome within helscraft as well!(the Rempirer is ren’s helscraft counterpart... he wasnt always evil as he is now) 

the mobs that lost the vote found their way into helscraft, not just the moobloom all of them. the three mystery mobs from the 2017 and the ice illager. (i voted for the glow squid and while i do still stand by my decision it is truely a shame we might not see any of them all in the game ever )

Studded armor and plate armor, alternatives to leather and chainmail. studded armor is made with leather and stone and plate armor is made with smooth stone slabs

stained glass looks a bit like this

and colored wool like this!

and thats everything for now. ill probly be working out some more ideas since theres a surprisingly large amount of features that have been added to minecraft either hidden away in the background or removed.

 also if anyone wants a some links to where i found these old and mostly forgotten facts ill post em in the notes when i get the time to do so. theres a lot of them tho so i might forget a few

hey also if you like these you might also like my Discord! i made it for this au and i tend to share my ideas a bit more over there than over here. theres a lot to see :DD

#hermit duplicate au #hermitcraft #helscraft #worldbuilding #odd facts board lmao #also #only a noob uses redstone #kjladcknac #only cool kids use blue stone #if i knew how to code i would 100% make all of this into a mod