I swear to god if I see one more josh hutcherson edit on tiktok-
(It’s going to be the new getting rick rolled thing isn’t it) 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
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I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link
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I didn’t know how to make polls last for a week last time. Let’s see how the percentages line up on a grander scale and how many more people want to destroy me! :D
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If Diane came back for real she would get along with Morty so well that Rick would be the one jealous and angry about being left behind. Diane and Morty babyyy
you're sooooo right anon like that's her baby's baby, that's her little baby boy, that's HER little guy she'd be like his biggest fan and always in his corner that's HER GRANDSON OK <3
like GOOD ENDING:
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Was thinking about eleven year old Fawn Spots Harry and made myself laugh because he would be so angry that technology doesn’t work at Hogwarts.
Full on “What do you mean Olympus has cell service and the middle of Scotland doesn’t?! It’s not even the same plane of fucking existence and calls aren’t even long distance!” Little man has not been more than a phone call away from his family since he was adopted and he is not coping well, but beyond that the lack of online databases, easy way to compile notes and write the eight million essays they’re assigned, and actual entertainment that isn’t ’dangerous flying dodgeball’ (which he does love tbh but still not everyone does) would drive him up the wall. Fuck the lack of things like highlighters and binders would piss him off. 
He would show up with a spiral notebook and a mechanical pencil and a pureblood child would pass out from shock. He writes his family constantly begging for any and all stationary they can send. He uses breaks to type up last term’s notes and introduces the first final study guide in Times New Roman into Hogwarts and makes a killing off of selling them. The older pureblood students beg on bended knee for help making their own and the muggleborns realize oh shit they can corner the market per year and subject. Harry will drag Hogwarts into the modern age if he has to do so kicking and screaming.
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no but seriously WHAT is this guy’s deal??
Let’s (attempt to 😭) take a look…
Like Morty theorizes, he could either be:
1. The Hole itself
2. Just some Guy that works for the Hole (promoter or intern)
Things that support Number 1:
He refers to fear as delicious and “yummy yummy,” indicating he, himself, is the one eating it. And it was said in the introductory video that the Hole eats fear. Something something, transitive law, if Hole Guy eats fear and the Hole eats fear, then Hole Guy is Hole.
Things that support Number 2:
He’s seen drinking throughout the episode and even says he’s going to get a slam, indicating he might be human / a seperate entity. Holes doesn’t eat or drink actual food and drinks… right????? Now that I think about it.. I’m not sure.……
It could also just be Number 3:
A bit of both. Like this dude can be just some guy and a Hole at the same time. And sometimes the Hole just wants to eat pancakes too!!!
This is less a cool 😎 meta-analysis and more a cry for help for someone smarter than me to answer WHAT IS UP with this fuckin’ weirdo???? Because I don’t know!!! Hell, I don’t know if there even is a solid answer, because maybe there just isn’t and it doesn’t matter!!
Other questions:
Was that conversation in the Denny’s just Morty’s mind or was that actually Hole Guy inserting himself into Morty’s Hole adventure???
In fact, how do we know for certain that “thank you for visiting the Hole!” message at the end was him and not just another Morty’s mind thing.
Where did the hole even come from???? And was it here before the Denny’s (and did they just construct the restaurant around it) or did it just appear in the Denny’s one day?
Am I thinking too hard into this because, to be frank, this dumbass Hole will likely never ever be seen again so????
And also, what the FUCK was THIS,,?
I hate this Hole Guy and this Hole Thing and this Hole Episode.
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Evidence that the TMA fandom is, itself, the Eye:
i mean. Come on. Have you listened to it?
Uncanny ability to settle on nearly the same character designs despite not being a visual medium
Insatiable craving to know what lays beyo Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myse
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