You(a prosecutor in this): I don’t think the Iudex likes me all that much.
Wriothesley: What on earth are you talking about?! What or WHO gave you that impression.
You: Well it’s just that, every time I’m prosecuting the Iudex glares at me through the entire trial. He barely even pays attention.
Wriothesley: (Y/n) I mean this in the nicest way possible, Neuvillette just has a resting bitch face.
You: No…
*Meanwhile with Neuvillette and Furina*
Neuvillette(talking about you): And we’ll name our third child Louis if they’re a boy and Eloise if they’re a girl! Oh! And our fourth child will be named Eden-
Is it curse or a blessing, that I am able to see you in the rain, my love? Our memories and emotions....I can experience them all again under a cascade of hydro. Every droplet, a cherished moment. Though, I wish I could make new ones with you again than to indulge in your echoes.
Reader: (Running around the place to avoid being hit by arrows) So, do all of you think I'm an imposter?!
Venti: Yep! But don't worry, we'll hunt you down with love!
Reader: Love? More like with a thousand arrows!
Zhongli: Just let us catch you and face the consequences of your crimes of impersonating the Divine Grace.
Reader: But I just wanted to chill in Teyvat, not dodge arrows, spears, and angry mobs! And what do you mean by impersonating?! It's not my fault I was born with this ridiculous face!
Venti: Ha! Good luck with that! We're relentless when it comes to catching imposters like you.
Reader: Good luck with that! Your aim still sucks, you'll have a chance catching a random sleeping hilichurl with your aim than me!
Player: *listening to Writing on the Wall for the 100th time* Kaveh's just like me fr
Kaveh: *Feeling every emotion at once* pleASE STOP OUTING ME TO EVERYONE IN SUMERU AND THOSE ARE NOT THE TRAITS OF MINE YOU SHOULD BE RELATING TO ARE YOU OKAY