#gallowshumor

[themindofmarlin]

In case you are stalked by a mountain lion, offer up the baby and while the lion is eating make your get away. #Humor #HumorousPictures #Humorous #gallowshumor #Dark humor #darkcomedy #MountainLion #Cougar #Baby #SafetySigns #Hiking #Backpacking #trekking @mind.of.marlin https://www.instagram.com/p/CgOfWDlOj4l/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#humor #humorouspictures #humorous #gallowshumor #dark #darkcomedy #mountainlion #cougar #baby #safetysigns #hiking #backpacking #trekking

[trentboswell]

It is finished. It’s done, it’s do’d. It’s did. Available on Amazon on February 19th, 2024. #horror #poetry #climate #poems #climatechange #extinction #shtf #disaster #books #author #dark #globalwarming #neartermhumanextinction #nthe #doom #doomer #doomers #doomerism #climatecrisis #climatebreakdown #poet #poetrycommunity #poetrylovers #horrorfan #darkhumor #gallowshumor #gloomy #death

#poetry #poem #poet #collapse #globalwarming #climate #climatechange #climate apocalypse #death #horror #dark #dark poetry #morbid #writing #writers #author #books #horror poetry

[helpsitespeed]

Land of mine showtimes

He even laughs when one of the soldiers, in a very movie star quality performance by Louis Hofmann, fakes him out with a bomb noise, which seems wildly inappropriate, but #gallowshumor, right? Rasmussen's mixed feelings echo the themes of the film. In others, the sergeant acts very tenderly towards his charges. In one scene, Rasmussen slaps the shit out of one of the kids, who seems to simultaneously laugh and cry over his beating. But man is it rough to watch a bomb tear apart a person. The seriousness of the subject matter and the fine performances all around, however, convinced me to stay. I almost walked out during several key moments, unsure that I could take it anymore. Because we know what lies beneath, it's impossible not to watch this film with at least one hand covering your face. Taking a page from Alfred Hitchcock's manual of suspense, Zandvliet builds intense dread as these kids crawl along the beach poking beneath the sand with sticks. Think of it as THE HURT LOCKER with lesser technology and more blonde hair. More on that later.įor much of the running time, we helplessly watch, knowing that at any moment a mine will surely explode.

His lack of warmth feels appropriate considering the horrors the Nazis brought to his homeland, but the film keeps reminding us of the prisoners' innocence, or at the very least, their lack of ideology. He brutalizes and starves them while demanding they work faster and faster to defuse the mines. Carl Rasmussen (a very good Roland Møller), oversees a small troupe of mostly Aryan teenage prisoners. On a remote, sandy coastline, Danish Sgt. Writer/Director Martin Zandvliet, along with his cinematographer Camilla Hjelm bring a sweeping, widescreen beauty to this harrowing, deeply felt, excruciating story. Seriously? That's the sort of bad pun my readers have come to expect from my review titles, but its use here undermines a serious yet flawed piece of filmmaking. Originally called UNDER SANDET (translation: UNDER THE SAND), the story of post WW2 German soldiers held as prisoners of war until they can clear the mines they had planted along Denmark's west coast, the U.S.

One of this year's Academy Award nominated Foreign Language films has repurposed its title for certain audiences and it has left me baffled. The Danish sergeant's way is to understand the past, and then to lock it away, never to be repeated, but the unknown factor is how many agree with him - then, or now.ĭAS HURT LOCKER - My Review of LAND OF MINE (3 Stars) And, if the method of clearing the mines was the forced labour of the enemy, in the form of half-starved, sick, scared and degraded teenagers, what guarantee is there even now that the beaches and the other minefields of Europe are safe? The film's ending, while appropriate to the story, leaves the questions open. The film begs the questions: what is the right punishment for an oppressor and how far down into the population should it have extended at what point is following orders a defence to war crimes how were these boys recruited or conscripted what would these boys have become, if Nazi Germany had prevailed what do they symbolise now. Bridging the two worlds is the boys' commandant, a Danish sergeant who carries out his orders, but with degrees of compassion. It depicts the vengeful Allies as little better than the enemy, when they are subjecting the boys to inhuman labour, starvation, beatings and humiliation. Its point is simple: this is no way to treat children regardless of how Hitler's Germany used them, or what they did in the war. Knowing that the key elements in this film will consist of German teenager POWs being forced to clear landmines, the brutal consequences are inevitable and there can be no mystery about what awful scenes it must contain.

#Land of mine showtimes

[possumsquat]

oliver and tim are just hanging out in the corpseroutes while the rest of the world burns dw abt it

#tim deserves to just vibe for a bit #tim stoker #oliver banks #gallowshumor #timoliver #the magnus archives #tma #art #i drew this at 2 am i love this ship #tma spoilers

[josiebelladonna]

amped and wired (on Wattpad) he was let go from his band at the worst possible time, but then he found her just laying there one evening. he took her home only for things to go horribly, horribly wrong thereafter. the comedic edition of now it's dark!

oh, yeah, hey, amped and wired is over yonder in textual form if it being split in two on the archive isn’t for you.

in case you didn’t know, it’s a black comedy that gives no fucks so... please read with discretion.

#anthrax #blackcomedy #charliebenante #cybernetics #cyberpunk #danspitz #darkhumor #fanfic #fanfiction #frankbello #gallowshumor #heavymetal #joeybelladonna #johnbush #larsulrich #metallica #newyork #nowitsdark #sciencefiction #scifi #scottian #spinoff #thrashmetal #books #wattpad #amwriting #amped and wired #amped and wired fanfic

[baldmelon]

9th of #Inktober: “Swing” Sally Ann enjoyed Bring Your Daughter To Work Day. #Inktober2019 #GallowsHumor https://www.instagram.com/p/B3aNc0MlUxp/?igshid=v1z968qn0fy

#inktober #inktober2019 #gallowshumor

[eaddymays]

...sheesh. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies 😒 #gallowshumor #gravedigging #ashestoashes ❤ https://www.instagram.com/p/ByiODHVJQD7/?igshid=cyuhj2rflysz

#gallowshumor #gravedigging #ashestoashes

[ugcomedyshow]

A brand spankin' new episode of #PNANDFRIENDS is up! Check out what some have called "funny & weird as all hell!" 😂 😂 😂 link in bio! Www.youtube.com/montikillavision #CHECKIT #webseries #comedy #laughs #newyorkcity #brooklyn #diversity #blackcomedy #dark #gallowshumor #rehab #alcohol #vegan #seinfeld #wutang #pnandfriends #pnisawesome https://www.instagram.com/p/B0GwGz8gaqz/?igshid=nq2pp8wg90ob

#pnandfriends #checkit #webseries #comedy #laughs #newyorkcity #brooklyn #diversity #blackcomedy #dark #gallowshumor #rehab #alcohol #vegan #seinfeld #wutang #pnisawesome

[graphisch]

Property Available (Will Build to Suit) . Memorial Day. Alexander Memorial Park. . . visited my dad he would appreciate sign welcome to the hood . . #haiku #poetry #memorialday #alexandermemorialpark #cemetery #cemeterylots #iseedeadpeople #gallowshumor #photographersofinstagram #blackandwhitephotography #bnw #bnw_photography #bnwphotography https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx9CRcxhcPt/?igshid=1smzgyfcij15z

#haiku #poetry #memorialday #alexandermemorialpark #cemetery #cemeterylots #iseedeadpeople #gallowshumor #photographersofinstagram #blackandwhitephotography #bnw #bnw_photography #bnwphotography

[cosimevil]

You know.. as you do. #horror #horrorfanatic #horrorlover #horrorbuff #horrorfan #horrorphile #horrorlove #horrorislife #horrormeme #halloween #darkhumor #horrormemes #gallowshumor #meme #memes #funnymeme #funnymemes https://www.instagram.com/cosimevil/p/BwzuXZsj9As/?igshid=xk3jnxx3rwz

#horror #horrorfanatic #horrorlover #horrorbuff #horrorfan #horrorphile #horrorlove #horrorislife #horrormeme #halloween #darkhumor #horrormemes #gallowshumor #meme #memes #funnymeme #funnymemes

[mrkerrgriffin]

Merry merry to all who celebrate! #imokay #noreally #gallowshumor #christmas https://www.instagram.com/p/CX6ca3QrhMc/?utm_medium=tumblr

#imokay #noreally #gallowshumor #christmas

[myfatfuckingface]

Going into my last couple weeks of intensive outpatient therapy like: . . . #theoffice #therapy #therapymemes #andybernard #gallowshumor

#therapymemes #theoffice #gallowshumor #therapy #andybernard

[thedarkmarkshow]

My #Obey shirt is the cause of a lot of laughs here at the #Vaccination station #hollywood #losfeliz #gallowshumor (at Kaiser Sunset Hollywood) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSR8hiDFRhh1XTq9f5XiMiOSZq0xM1fAWBQXpY0/?utm_medium=tumblr

#obey #vaccination #hollywood #losfeliz #gallowshumor

[possumsquat]

there’s only two canonically attractive men in the magnus archives and i think they should kiss

#oliver banks #tim stoker #timoliver #font worry about tim being dead olivers an avatar of death he’ll Handle It #Dont Worry #art #the magnus archives #tma #tma spoilers #say said MAKE THEM KISS and i DID #my proposed shipname is. #gallowshumor #olivertim

[stef-kaboom]

🤣🤣🤣💖💖💖 Regrann from @coffeeandvaliumfreak - Sure does 😂 Embrace your #darkside and enjoy a bit of the old self-deprecating #gallowshumor 😈 . . #suckitup #bpd #borderlinepersonalitydisorder #emotionalinstability #strokesurvivor #mentalhealth #mentalillness #fibromyalgia #epilepsy #chronicpain #horrorfamily #copingskills - #regrann (at Edinburgh, United Kingdom)

#suckitup #darkside #emotionalinstability #bpd #gallowshumor #chronicpain #mentalhealth #epilepsy #borderlinepersonalitydisorder #copingskills #mentalillness #horrorfamily #strokesurvivor #fibromyalgia #regrann

[vonniehop2019]

If only. Sometimes we need to laugh. #gallowshumor #covidhumor https://www.instagram.com/p/CF0fX0rjbCK/?igshid=1wic84y1svl35

#gallowshumor #covidhumor