#fuck her LMFAOOOO

[definetlyaddicted]

How Marauder stans expect us to react when they say shit like "Lily wouldn't have forgiven Snape in the afterlife. In fact she would HATE him"

#winning the idgaf war #who gives a fuck #fuck her LMFAOOOO #anti lily potter #anti lily evans #harry potter #severus snape #pro severus snape #anti snily #snapedom #wdgaf #fuck the marauders to tbh #anti marauders

[jay-wasstuff]

Every person's reaction to the H*nd H*lding being different is funny asf

#shax just looking like shes fucking done she could NOT catch a break at all #the other demons staring in utter confusion and gagging like cmon now keep the h*nd h*lding in the bedroom!! #maggie just finding it sweet is so her and then nina is there like “i just wanted to talk about the christmas lights man” #crowley like mmmm okayyyy i see i can do that~ and aziraphale looking scandalised by the openness of such display from gabriel LMFAOOOO #good omens #good omens 2 #go2 #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #neil gaimen #michael sheen #david tennant #crowley #aziraphale #gabriel x beelzebub

[saintkey]

imagine running for school president so you can finally beat the one kid you’ve been obsessed with since freshman year at something but instead the group’s arguably least qualified student decides to run against you and maybe you think you’d easily win over her EXCEPT the whole school LOVES her oh if i were kipperlily i’d be seething

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #rainposting #d20 #its so funny to me but i know id also be fucking pissed if i were her lmfaoooo #just like when people are mad about kristen’s character i find it really funny bc unfortunately i am a kristen apologist

[kwop-kilawtley]

“At LeAsT EdWaRd UnDeRStAnDs CoNsEnT”

You know you guys are talking about a guy who literally planned on murdering her, stalked her before they knew each other, snuck into her bedroom to watch her sleep, stalked her out of town, snooped through her things, made her do things she doesn’t want to do (prom, parties, wedding) disabled her truck, BROKE her truck to get rid of it even tho she loves it, told her she couldn’t see her best friend/true love bc he’s dangerous even tho his entire purpose is to protect humans from vampires and even tho his brother tried to kill her and every single near death experience she’s had is bc of vampires and him. 💀

#twilight renaissance #twilight #LMFAO #like I said RVERY post I see from an anti Jacob I will level out the playing field here #anti Edward Cullen #team jacob #jacob x bella #CONSENT KING LMFAOO what a joke tbfh #it was to protect her they say #ok LMFAOooo protect her from what???? why is she in this mess time and time again #oh yes bc of HIM #he’s a stupid fuck and his first mistake was pursing her #but go on talk about consent lmfao #team jacob is for bad bitches

[dear-mrs-otome]

THE WAY I SPAT MY TEA

#ikemen prince #ikepri #ikepri silvio #spoiler #spoilers #ikemen prince spoilers #ikepri spoilers #LMFAOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WENT THERE #the 'lady' is forgiven #the silly swearing of last event #let him say fuck next plz i beg you #one day you're gonna be eating that bitch's pussy and thanking her for it

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

WOAH—WOAH WOAH WOOOAAHHH WAH WUH WOAHH???? IM SO WOAH IM SO IN SHOCK I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO CHECK MY FOLLOWING AND SAW THIS???? YALLLLL…..

#THANK YOU SM OH MY FUCKING GOD???💞💞💞💓💓💓💓 #CASH IS FUCKING LOSING HER MIND #CASH IS VERY THANKFUL #SERIOUSLY I LOVE YALL #cash speaks <3 #<333333 #seriously tho this is so fuckin crazy I literally never imagined ppl likin my silly little katsu fics so much #thank you!!! #just to be clear #girl in the picture is NOT me im black LMFAOOOO😭

[owlbelly]

diversity win! the representative of the solar company trying to scam me yesterday mentioned her girlfriend multiple times & was great about using my chosen name

#god fucking damnit #she was really nice!!! and definitely lying!!! #we had a lovely porch chat & today i am unable to find her company on the BBB #nor verify her claims about being connected to state programs for solar incentives #lmfaoooo

[pinkhysteria]

“you were a seventeen year old girl, katherine. none of this is your fault.”

#katherine pierce #tvd my beloathed <3 #‘betray betray betray’ WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT... #tvdu not being a weirdo about women not wanting to die challenge one out of many (FAILED) #either they were making shit up (elijah ‘saving’ katherine??) or villainizing her for not laying down and dying LMFAOOOO #the way the chrs and sections of fandom discussed this you would think the sequence of events was #klaus wants to sacrifice katherine → elijah comes up with way to save her → #klaus agrees and they both nicely go ask katherine if she’ll cooperate with the revival potion plan → #katherine tells them to go fuck themselves #instead of #klaus wants to sacrifice katherine → elijah comes up with way to save her but does not tell katherine → #klaus refuses plan anyway and insists on murdering katherine → katherine finds out about brutal murder plan and runs away → #klaus resents her for escaping and elijah resents her for ruining his secret white knight moment #💝.edit #tvd

[moe-broey]

When it comes to horny art esp in FEH like. I'm always split between "I don't wanna be sex negative and prudish that's stupid" and "Okay but there IS a misogyny problem (specifically about how female characters are portrayed/treated)" and "I'm Sorry Women (I do like huge titties and stupid slutty outfits)" and "I'm a huge anatomy nerd and what's pissing me off the most are the shit proportions here actually"

^ This user is on the asexuality spectrum.

#i don't wanna start discourse about it LMFAOOO it's just. the motions i am constantly going through #i think there is a difference between official artwork that is essentially a product being sold to you #vs independent artists who regardless of it they're selling their art. somehow there's a difference there #like i think horny/fetish art is so fucking important and worth protecting/going to bat for #esp the joker voice Society. cannot fucking take myself seriously LMFAOO BUT #idk idk. head empty. there's probably something there though. #i'm just stuck on an endless loop about it whenever something like a loki incident happens LMFAOOOO #that said though if any feh artist gives sharena an extremely sexualized alt i WILL have to kill them in cold blood. #and then the loop keeps fucking going like. it needs to be tasteful. she can be attractive. but it needs to be tasteful #and then the loop KEEPS GOING. like ohhh are you adsigning morality to art?? I DON'T THINK SO????? #i'm just devastingly demisexual about everything like. i love loki's new alt bc all things considered #it suits her. you can argue about the merit of Creating A Chara like her. but like. grah another endless loop #but it would NOT suit sharena #she would be SO uncomfortable. she would probably be found in the bathroom crying about it. #and then there's more complicated situations like plumeria. #i think her ny alt suits her v well. she is the elegant type. i am going to kill whoever made her summer alt. #and that's coming from a guy who's FAVORITE ALTS. ARE THE SUMMER ALTS #idk idk. i am incomprehensible even to myself.

[werebutch]

My sister tells me how her bf’s dick is 8 inches (disgusting) when he genuinely looks like this

Sorry.

#I don’t know why she offered that info idk I’m like turning into a grandma but only specifically with her and her bf. I clutched my pearls #so hard. do notttttt fucking tell me that. I’m disgusted. also that’s totally wrong there’s no fuxking way LMFAOOOO

[stillmumu]

STRIPPED TOUR TICKETS BOOKED I"M SEEING SASHA LIVE !!!! RAAAAAAH

#so fucking excited oh my GOD #going w my sapphic friend who doesn't watch dr #can't want to watch her disintegrate lmfaoooo

[hydrodragons]

SHE CAME HOME EARLY WHAT THE FUCKSJSKJSKSKSK

#i already had her guaranteed after losing on argenti's banner (WHICH I ALSO GOT EARLY) #BUT THEN SHE CAME HOME LIKE 10 PULLS LATER WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LUCK IN HSR BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #DO I GO FOR BLADE NOW??????? I WAS GONNA SKIP HIM FOR KAFKA BUT NOW I HAVE THE WISHES TO TRY FOR HIM LMFAOOOO #lou.txt #not genshin

[dragonanon]

Putting this under read more because it contains leaked Pokémon and spoilers for said leaked Pokémon. You have been warned.

This honestly might be one of my favorite Pokémon this Gen purely because of how fucking funny it is.

This little pink hammer girl just HATES Corviknight for seemingly no reason, and will actively TRY TO KNOCK THE 7ft+ BIRDS OUT THE SKY!

Apparently it’s so bad that they can’t even have the Corviknight taxi service in Paldea because Tinkaton just hates Corviknight so much they’ll attack them eVEN WHEN THEY’RE ACTIVELY CARRYING PASSENGERS!

Corviknights are literally over 7 feet tall, and their natural predator is a LESS THAN 2 AND A HALF FOOT TALL PINK CUTIE WITH A GIANT HAMMER!! I’M LITERALLY CACKLING!!

Tinkaton seeing a Corviknight minding its own business:

#shitpost #lmfaoooo #pokémon #scarlet and violet spoilers #pokémon scarlet and violet #pokémon leaks #scvi spoilers #leaked pokémon #leaked pokémon dex entry #this is the funniest fucking pokémon to ever be made and i love her #tinkaton #corviknight #tinkaton seeing a corviknight minding its own business: absolutely fucking not!

[hella1975]

why pay for a gym membership when you can go back to the countryside and move bags of concrete for FREE 😍

#my life at home is so glamorous btw #so the thing about my mum is that we have almost 2 acres of land and obviously the upkeep of that is INTENSE #but her attitude - justifiably - is 'if i can do it myself then why would i pay someone to do it?' #so me and my sister have gone our whole lives used to just helping with the chores #like that's not a big deal i really think it's a bit grim how a lot of teenagers just Dont Help with the chores #BUT my point is for me and my sister 'helping with chores' isnt just like. washing up and doing laundry lmao #like we have LAND and ANIMALS and there isn't exactly a man about the house that does all the heavy lifting #so it's my mum powered by sheer rage and stubborness telling me and my sister what to lift and where to put it #and that's just how it is like we move bricks and poles and fence panels etc etc the list goes on #literally a free work out and it's then so funny bc my friends know me to be quite lazy when it comes to activity #like i dont do any sports and i refuse to go gym with them and i like my little bed etc #BUT when put in a position where it's actually shown i will typically be stronger than my friends #including the ones paying extortionate amounts for gym memberships LMAO #like me and two of my mates did ninja warrior not long ago and one of them is a proper gym lad #and i left her in the DUST and she was acc a bit fuming about it? like it made her really insecure i was like how fucking offensive is that #like she was basically insecure bc 'how can i possibly be less fit than [my name] when she does fuck all' LMFAOOOO #i giggled #it's me and my sleeper countryside build against the corporations #BUT since coming uni it has slipped a bit bc ive gone from doing an hour of intense heavy lifting at least every? two days? ish? #to doing fuck all for weeks on end and then doing short bursts of it when i come home #so doing it today was a bit sad bc i cant lift nearly as much as i used to. like i can still lug 15kg dog food bags on my shoulder #like a little farmer boy but icl i was SWEATING today with that concrete when normally i'd do it pretty easy #so maybe i'll get more into my fitness again idk. like as lazy as i am working out does give you that little rush of endorphins #and the kind of workout i do as well gives me that very human satisfaction of simple manual labour #like truly satisfies ten generations of factory workers and farmers in my bloodline lmao they r smiling down on me #hella goes home

[thedeca]

i will NEVER get over the bhaal murdering sceleritas fel scene, it goes so unbelievably hard to me

#i was speechless when it first played #bhaal's voice is just so perfect #also re: bhaal's avatar being the reflection of sceleritas fel in his pool of blood #jaheira mentions she suspects that the butlers are to sort of keep an eye out on his spawn to make sure they dont betray him #betray him the same way that a bhaalspawn resolved the bhaalspawn crisis w jaheira and minsc #so that makes it very interesting to me how orin OBSESSIVELY would kill her butler #and with bhaal using the butler as an avatar i think it ties in with how orin is doing all of this for her father sarevok #shes committing all these ritualistic murders for bhaal. shes doing it for sarevok #and she admits it herself when you tell her the truth about sarevok and helena #bhaal doesnt seem to care much though??? because if anything he just needs a puppet chosen willing to commit murder constantly #orin 'dies' when she becomes the slayer. shes no longer orin #in bhaals words she becomes 'murder' #hence why it doesnt matter to bhaal that shes more loyal to her actual father than bhaal #im just so fascinated by the backstories of durge and orin and their relation to bhaal and his cult #because i feel like there are things in bg3 that imply durge mightve tried to resist once but failed miserably #like how sceleritas fel said durge always struggled w simple tasks which i always assumed to be murders #but i feel like it could also mean something else because durge is canonly bhaals favourite child and probably most successful one #also i fucking LOVE that the avatar of bhaal doesnt wear sceleritas fels hat LMFAOOOO #i thought it was an oversight at first because you see glimpses of his bhaald head #no its just because he doesnt want to wear a servants hat #if you wear one of the hats belonging to sceleritas #sceleritas even urges you to take it off

[myrfing]

“i want eunectes merch!” i said on the survey. the monky paw curleded

#i shant do it. it’s too sad #one day…forgemaster… #or if youre gonna make a fig of her at least include her cool rainbow eyeguards? godd #her fucking pit vipers LMFAOOOO