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strawberrycartt · 1 month
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first trigun post here yippie
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mammonsrockstargf · 1 month
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"Fuck, the things I wouldn't do for a cheeseburger right now,"
Beelzebub's attention is immediately on you, eyes twinkling red. "We can go to Hell's Burger after this then," he says, eager to oblige to any and all requests you make. The fact that it involves food only entices him further. You sigh and shake your head, much to his confusion.
"No, Beel, like a real burger," you say, resting your head in your hands, elbows on your desk. You're sitting at the back of the class, so your teacher doesn't notice that neither of you is particularly focused. Beelzebub's eyebrows furrow in confusion. "Hell's Burger's burgers aren't real?" he mumbles and you smile apologetically at him, shaking your head.
"Sorry, Beel, I just-" You stop for a second, reminiscing about your favourite burger restaurant. Beel waits patiently for you to sort out your thoughts, although the talk of burgers has increased the never-ending rumble of his stomach.
"I just crave a human-world burger, that doesn't have the word death or poison in the name or has 4,000-year-old cheese in it," you say and pout at him. "I want a proper burger, with normal cheese and lettuce and pickles-" your rant is interrupted by the loud noise of Beel's stomach, so loud that the entire class turns to look at you for a second before realising it's just Beel. The teacher sighs and resumes the lesson. Your brows furrow in concern. "You got any lunch left, big guy?" you ask and Beel shakes his head while holding onto his stomach.
Without looking up from his book a single time, Satan, sitting in front of you, reaches down into his bag and pulls out his lunch, giving it to Beel. Beel gratefully accepts it, with a sheepish look.
"Thanks, bro."
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Your craving for a real cheeseburger doesn't go away, but you resolve to not tell Beel about it after his... expressive reaction. That's until three days later when Beels is pulling you down the street by your hand. "Beel, where are we going?" you ask, but he just smiles at you, grinning from ear to ear. "Mmmh, it's a surprise," he says. You don't realize where you are until you're standing in front of the passage that you've used a couple of times before. The seal to the human realm.
"What's going on?" you ask. Beel shrugs. "Got permission from Lucifer to take you to a real burger place," he says and you stare at him in awe. "Beel, that's really nice of you," you say and he smiles. "Yeah, yeah, thank me later,"
Before you know it, you're pulled into the passage with a squeal.
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The great thing about going out with Beel is that there is absolutely no shame when it comes to ordering food. The demon is as shameless as a baby. The more the two of you order, the more the cashier in front of you seems to pale. Pretty much every burger on the menu is ordered, several portions of fries, every single dip, 20 chili cheese tops, 3 milkshakes (one for each flavour), 2 sodas, chicken wings-
"Oh, Beel, you gotta taste this one, it's the best," you say, pointing at the menu. The cashier begrudgingly adds it to your total. "Anything else I can do for you?" they ask and you smile apologetically at them. "I think we're good for now," you say pinching Beel's arm, before he begins ordering any more. He closes his mouth and blinks at you. You wonder how long he would continue to order if you didn't stop him.
"Will you be eating here or taking it with you?" The cashier asks and they raise their brows when you tell them you'll be eating it there. Probably wondering how two people can eat that much food.
You honestly can't even blame them, but it's not like you can explain that they're dealing with the Avatar of Gluttony. Beel doesn't even seem to notice the cashier's judgment when he pulls out Lucifer's card and pays for the food.
You find a secluded table and sit down. It feels almost too normal, being back in your own world, sitting at a fast-food restaurant. Beel notes your nostalgia and grabs your hand. You smile at him. "Truly, Beel, thank you for this. I needed it," you say and once again Beel just shrugs.
"Figured it was the least I could do," he says. "You've done so much for us, always getting caught in me 'n my brother's fights," he mumbles and begins to rub soothing circles into your wrist. You sit like that in comfortable silence for a while before you lean over the table to place a chaste kiss to his lips. Beel's belly grumbles and he leans over to chase your lips, but you're interrupted when three workers come over and place an insane amount of food on your table. You smile at Beel and shrug when he makes a disappointed noise.
"We're definitely getting dessert after this right?" he asks, still oblivious to the judgemental stares from the restaurant workers, but you find yourself not caring either when you grin mischievously.
"How about I'll be your dessert?"
a/n: so i did some research and i couldn't really figure out if chili cheese tops is an international thing of just a scandinavian thing? it's fried cheeseballs with jalapeno in them and bread on the outside. is that a thing in your country?
thanks for reading! find my other stuff here.
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l3viat8an · 6 months
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Nsfw!
Thinkin’ rough sex with what in ‘hell’ is bad Satan~
Satan just can’t control himself when you’re mad at him. Grabbing you by the hips and pulling you against his chest, pushing his lips to yours and pushing his tongue into your mouth. Even better if you try to bite his tongue, that’ll just have him moaning for more.
Satan ripping your clothes away and not caring about any of it, he just desperately needs your skin touching his.
Pushing you back onto the bed and thrusting so hard into you, the bed creaks and you cry out, encouraging you to him him for it.
Slap him, harder, again, again harder, come now, he knows you can hit harder then that!! He wants you to hit him harder, not only does it feel so good when you do, it gives him a reason to be rougher and manhandle you even more.
Satan flipping you over so he can bite your shoulder, hard. slapping your ass and rubbing his hand over the mark laughing, while telling you how good his handprint looks on you. or gripping your ass and pulling you into him as he thrusts forward. pulling your hair and asking you who you belong, only loosening his grip when he hears his name falling from your lips.
Satan pulling out so he can cum all over your back, just to have the satisfaction of seeing you covered in his cum as you’re both panting, trying to collect yourself….Satan making sure that you catch you breath, just for a moment because obviously one round isn’t enough-
I mean he hasn’t had enough of you yet~
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solomiracle · 2 months
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comp of my favorite om backgrounds :)
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catmanbowser · 6 months
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transfem kon doodles frm evening class
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foolishlovers · 6 months
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“you should be at the club” i should be rewatching good omens, mind your own business
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imcalledwicked · 5 months
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Moosifer.
He doesnt deserve this after the recent NB events, but unfortunately for him one of my love languages is bullying
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arklayraven · 8 months
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Asmo shows so much joy and excitement in dressing more feminine or expressing himself more through it. Yet there's people out there who hate this, and want to see less of it or just gone completely. Demanding to see him more masculine instead.
BEING FEMININE IS WHO ASMO IS. THIS ISN'T BAD OR SHOULD BE ERASED JUST BECAUSE YOUR LOW/HIGHKEY QUEERPHOBIC SELF CAN'T DEAL WITH A CANON QUEER GUY BEING FEMININE.
ASMO IS PERFECT AS HE IS. IF YOU CAN'T SEE THAT OR ACCEPT THAT, THEN STAY AWAY FROM HIM AND ME.
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*Shakes aggressively*
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rose-of-the-valley · 1 year
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Screencapped the HoL 1st floor map from my PC so it's actually readable!
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miiyochi · 10 months
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sandwiched in-between
cw. suggestive/nsft, implied 3some 
note. don’t think about the time paradox logistics this would probably cause. don’t think about how convoluted and nonsensical this is either.  just take it. consider it pwp because im too tired
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you’re not exactly sure how or why you ended up in your current situation. never in a million years would you have expected to be sandwiched between two solomons from two different millenniums. 
the first solomon, your solomon who you affectionately call “sol” is pressing soft and sweet kisses down your chest, slowly unbuttoning your shirt as he goes further. 
the second solomon, one established as past!solomon is more hasty with his movements. you sit on his lap back pressed against him while he caresses your hips, nipping and sucking at your sensitive neck. past!solomon’s middle and ring finger are shoved down your mouth, muffling any sound that spills from your lips. 
“you say this is our apprentice?” past!solomon remarks between kisses, sol hums against your skin before pulling away.
“they’re cute, right? but let me remind you, they’re my student.” solomon narrows his eyes at his past self, only for his double to smirk back. it was weird…this was all so weird. solomon getting jealous over himself? getting touched so desperately by two solomons who both wanted you to themselves… how did this even happen.
“i must say, this ones a little greedy. squirming so much under my touch, you’re enjoying this aren’t you? getting touched by two men like this… you love it don’t you?” past solomon whispers into your ear, nipping at your lobe. your solomon nods in agreeance. his hands slowly moving down from your chest to your thighs stroking at your inner thigh with the lightest touch; teasing you when they move further inwards. 
solomon slowly peels off your shirt, his past self wasting no time at letting his hands explore your body. ‘was I always this impatient?’ solomon thinks to himself, shaking his head before pressing a hand to your stomach. he gently pushes you backwards further onto past!solomon, grabbing your legs and hooking his arms under your thighs. solomon presses a kiss to either side before making his way inwards. 
“if you wanted me this badly you could’ve just said so, mc. one of me isn’t enough for you, hm?” solomon smiles, pressing a gentle kiss to your thigh. “don’t worry my love, tonight all you’ll get is me. after today, all you’ll ever want is me.” 
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m.list
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sboochi · 7 months
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The comic is moving to @magicomens!
Everything related to the AU (and Good Omens in general probably) will be posted there, so if you want to follow the comic or ask a question/scream at me that's the place.
See you there!
((Part 3 coming in November 👀))
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l3viat8an · 1 year
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Simeon: Stop eating crab legs! How would you feel if someone cracked your legs open and ate your insides?
MC: See, me personally-
Lucifer: MC!
MC: I didn't actually say it! I was gonna say it!- But I didn't!
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sacaydia · 8 months
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Belphegor who will…
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C/W: GN!Reader, Sleep grinding, Wet dreams, Riding, Handjobs, Dildos, Lube
A/N: welp this took longer than expected
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Belphegor who will… grind against you in his sleep. Belphie gets wet dreams about you so why not fix a quick boner while you are both sleeping? Belphie is semi-aware of what he’s doing in his sleep, so if you do wake up, which is not likely due to the magic he’s using on you, he’ll be innocent due to being asleep during it!
Belphegor who will… get wet dreams of you all the time. Belphie manipulates his dreams a bit to be about you. His dreams always start about innocent, like you guys at the beach, but then he realizes that dream you is wearing a swimsuit, they get less innocent then. Belphie can’t help it if he starts dreaming about you riding him at that dream beach, you were showing so much skin in that swimsuit!
Belphegor who will… make you do most of the work. Belphie is lazy, no doubt about it, so you’ll be the one doing everything, from riding him to giving him handjobs. And he’s definitely bossy about it, telling you to go faster as you ride him with all your might while he sits on his ass. Belph won’t even move to go get the condoms or lube, you’ll have to lean over and get them. Belphegor is basically nothing more than a dildo, but dildos aren’t as cute as him!
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localguy2 · 2 months
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Okay look you don't understand, The Pre-Pilots Kai book does things to my brain that I couldn't even imagine-
I already adore Kai and Zane and their show dynamic but this fucking book takes it to a WHOLE new level, like "Jay and Cole are best friends" levels when it comes to dynamic.
I've said a million times and I'll say it again, Kai gets Zane like no one else, he has a particular soft spot for the guy the other ninja didn't have at the time, and I'd argue even nowdays he still has that soft spot, and I'd assume vice versa as well.
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And just, aghhg7abflnwofm
They both are so amazing I love them, Zane might not fully understand Kai, and the guy probably stood out to Zane immediately because he's so god damn out there and Loud and angry and all that-
But even if he's bad at emotions, he's smart enough to know that it's out of deep care and worry...
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"I envy you"
HE FUCKING KNOWS KAI IS LIKE THAT BECAUSE HE'S SO WORRIED ABOUT NYA GET OUT-
Then suddenly, it's turned 180 when Kai wonders why Zane even envys him.
How can you envy someone that just lost their family member?
Answer: You don't even have family to begin with.
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Like the secretly ever caring guy he is, Kai goes:
"I've been so caught up with my own problems, I never stopped to think about what his might be."
At that moment, Kai realised that despite everything, he has a luxury that Zane might never be able to expiernce (within the context of The Pilots, ignore "Tick Tock" for now), and he can't even imagine his life without any family.
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That, in Kai's mind, is hard to comprehend fully, "Wouldn't that be at least a little distracting?"
Oh how we'd come to eventually understand SO CLEARLY if you've read the Zane Pre-Pilots book and watched Tick Tock, as a matter of fact, that that's possibly the most distracting thing ever for Zane, he constantly thinks about his past, and Kai managed to make that good assumption purely off of Zane's explanation of his very brief past.
And if that wasn't already bad enough for my brain rot-
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Since they have time, why not and try solve Zane's issues with him?
Look I'M TELLING YOU- THESE 2 ARE BESTIES-
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sleepymrshmllow · 1 year
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insp 🌸
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