yes, yes i know edgeworth’s big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated us all, but listen. listen.
phoenix wright
phoenix “genuinely unable to reconcile the girl on the stand with the girl he dated for eight months, a cognitive dissonance so profound it’s ultimately explained by them being literally two different people, but which he first sits with for five years and does not talk about at any point to anyone” wright
phoenix “don’t mention that name to me. i don’t want to talk about it. i don’t want to think about it. i am just going to keep myself in this state of perpetual crisis mode focus on other people’s problems until eventually i die and get to hang out with mia on the astral plane and never have to deal with any of these emotions ever again” wright
phoenix “overnight loses his career and reputation and sense of identity while gaining an adopted, probably pretty traumatized eight-year-old daughter, and rather than leaning on his friends for help, or getting therapy, or taking any time to process any of this, he *checks notes* spends seven years dedicating all his free time and energy to investigating the weird fucking circumstances around it and maintains a friendship with the guy he suspects was behind it all” wright
phoenix "runs across a burning bridge and falls through it, half a day after the game establishes that he is terrified of heights, because his friend is on the other side of that bridge" wright
phoenix “i sure felt surprised. maybe i had my poker face on” wright
phoenix “looking back on it that was actually a pretty dark period in my life” wright
phoenix “don’t ask me how i got started. i don’t remember” wright
phoenix “only you stood still, your eyes calmly watching” wright
phoenix “sometimes, life just sucks” wright
just
phoenix wright
crunchiest man in the world
and all i wanna do is chew and chew and chew on him
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Can u like..... imagine touching your f/os face, like really think abt it for me.
Do they have high cheek bones? The kind that kinda jut out, or have round cheeks? Do they have acne scars? Moles? Eyebags? Or even crystals, bandages, or are they even human?
What's their nose like? What do their lips look like? Do they have dimples? Smile lines even, do they have crows feet? Is their skin not human at all? Green, Grey, metal skin against your fingertips.
What do their eyes look like? Wide? Almond? How would you describe their eyes? Do they have a eye color some people don't notice? Are their lashes red, or dark? Or even blonde? Do they have wrinkles? Or is their skin smooth?
Hell, do they have one eye or three? Horns? Are their ears pointy? Do they have a underbite? Do glasses adorn their face? Do they have a Prosthetic? Like a glass eye or false teeth?
Their face tells a story, just like yours, all the little details are like lines to a map, and it's so beautiful.
think about your f/o's face <3
Proshippers dni
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batman: two-face strikes twice! #1.2
[ID: Batman shown from a low angle as he leaps off a metal grate. He's presenting—his legs spread wide as the focus of the panel is right on his Bat-gooch. He promises, “Harvey! No one's gotten hurt yet! Surrender, and I'll—!” END ID]
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Watch out guys, the moral police is coming 🚓🚨
Some people are so judgmental about the likes of other people. Don't need to act all above everyone else just because you don't like a certain ship. It infuriates me to see all this nonsense about how wrong it is to like snowbaird, that we don't get the point of the book, that we romanticize snow or we act like the capitol. But guess what? I'm still able to have critical thinking and like a certain ship. It's fiction, a place to dig into different aspects of humanity, to explore the good and the bad, the harmful types of relationships and the gray areas of existence. Also, not everything has to be for a greater purpose, sometimes we just wanna enjoy ourselves.
I like the ship and still understand the major themes: classicism, power, oppression and such. I'm able to see Suzanne's references and the presence of the social contract theory in the books. I'm not dumb just because I like to see two characters kissing each other.
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