#feeling snacky

[tactical-shovel]

Cheese sardines and tomatoes is such an underrated dinner combo

#feeling snacky

[bryonyashaw]

#train wreck movie #amy schumer #bill hader #feeling snacky #hangry diary #snackish #hungry kids #american comedy #parent moments #kids being kids #motherhood memes #tired mums club #comedy #honestly mothering #motherhood life #relatable memes #bryonyperfectlyimperfect #meme account #meme squad #my mamahood #raising kids #parenthood #parent memes #funny moms #that parent life #parent blogger #parent meme #family meme #hungry meme #snack time

[inkskinned]

there are a lot of posts out there that are positive and healthy coping mechanisms for handling the holidays. this is not one of them :)

i think there's like. going to be times in your life you will be stuck in a social situation that you cannot escape from gracefully. i do not know why the internet doesn't believe these times exist. it's not always just that your physical safety is at risk - sometimes it's legit like "i just don't currently have the energy or time to put in the effort of responding to this." sometimes it's a coworker you hate so much. sometimes it's just like, fine, you know? like you know you can handle your aunt when she's cheerily horrible, but if you actually set a boundary around her, it's going to be weeks of fallout with your father.

i don't know why people think the answer is always just "cut them out!" or "don't let them get away with that!" because ... the real world is tricky and complicated. i think kind of a lot of us have an internal "radiation poisoning" meter for certain people. like - i'm talking about the ones who are absolutely giving you gradual ick damage. like, you can handle them, but you'll be exhausted.

and yes. you absolutely should listen to your therapist and the good posts about handling others and set good boundaries and take care of yourself. prioritize peace.

HOWEVER :) ...... since im often in a situation with a Gradual Sense of Ick person i cannot just "cut out" of my life (without losing someone else precious to me) - i have sort of developed the most. maladaptive form of mischief possible. because like, if i'm going to have to listen to this shit again, i like to have a little bit of private fun with it.

now! again, i am physically safe, just mentally drained by this man. you should only do this with people you are not in danger with. which leads me to my suggestions for when your Unfortunate Acquaintance shows up and says oh everyone pay attention to me.

my favorite word is "maybe!" said as brightly and happily as possible. whenever the Horrible Person starts in on a topic you do not want to go further with, particularly if they make a claim that you know to be inaccurate, do not respond to it. you and i have both tried to actually argue with this person, and it hasn't gone well, because this person just wants the drama of an argument. however, "maybe!" gives them literally nothing to go on. it is incredibly disarming. they are used to people having some response. they know they can't prove what they're saying, and maybe! treats them like the child they are. it dismisses them in the politest way possible.

i like to say maybe! and then, in their stunned silence, immediately change the subject. this is because i have adhd and i will have something unrelated to talk about, but if you can't think of topics fast enough, i recommend just pointing to something and saying, "isn't that lovely?" because fuck you let's bring in some positivity.

by the way. that second trick - of pointing to something and stating an opinion about it? - that just works on its own, like, 70% of the time. i picked it up from teaching preschoolers. it's an intentional "redirect". it stops children crying and it also stops grown adults from finishing their explanation on why women belong in kitchens. dual wielding!

keep it silly for yourself. i absolutely do not care if people think i'm fucking stupid (it's more fun if they do) and as a result i will purposefully misunderstand things just to see how long it takes them to realize i've completely removed them from the subject at hand. when they say "women aren't funny" i get to be like. "which women." "all women." "all women in america?" "no in the world." "like the mole people? the people in the world?" "what? no. like, alive." "oh are we not counting the mole people?" "what the fuck are you talking about." "you don't believe in the mole people?"

similarly, i play a personal game called "one up me." my Evil Acquaintance literally knows this game exists (my family & friends caught onto it and now also play it) and it always fucking gets him. i don't know why. you have to be willing to be a little free-spirited on this one, though. the trick is that when they make one of those horrible little bigoted or annoying comments they are always making, you need to go one unit weirder. not more intense, mind you - just more weird. "you don't look good in that dress." "yeah, actually, my other dress was covered in squid ink due to a mishap at the soup store." "you shouldn't wear such revealing clothes." "wait, what? oh shit. sorry, your son tears off strips when no one is looking and eats them. i swear it was longer before we left the building."

the point of "one up me" is to completely upend this person's narrative. we both know this person likes setting up situations where you cannot "win" and then they really like telling other people how badly you handled it. in a usual situation, if you respond "please don't say something that rude", you're a bitch. but if you let it happen, you're letting yourself be debased. they are not usually expecting door number three: unflappably odd. because what are they going to say when they're telling everyone how badly you behaved? "she said my son eats her dresses" ".... okay?"

if you can, form an allyship with someone whomst you can tagteam with. where they can pick up on your weird "soup store" story and run with it.

the following phrase is amazing and can be deployed for any situation: "oh, be nice :) it's the holidays!" i do not know why this works as often as it does. i'll say it for the most random shit. i think this is bc most of the time these people know they're being impolite, they just like to fight.

godbless. when in doubt, remember that you could always start stealing their pens.

the whole point of this is - if you can't escape. maybe see how long you can just be. like. a horrible little menace.

#this is objectively bad advice #don't listen to it protect yourself and do real work on yourself find one of the good posts i've made about this #but also. u know. if u want to have fun while u do the work of setting boundaries #.... it IS fun #i will say that my fear of him went SO down after i just started. fucking with him. #bc i used to get SO fucking upset #i'd spend WEEKS arguing with him. tearing my hair out. sick with anxiety and dread and anger about all of it #and now i just LITERALLY do not engage #instead i'm like '' haha :) mole people" and get the HELL out of any tense conversation #i kind of think some of these people are literally addicted to drama as a form of connection #they like the rush they get from arguing #but those arguments are incredibly damaging for me #so like..... i am in the process of literally rehabilitating this person to figure out how to find connection thru #NORMAL CONVERSATION #he doesn't get it yet #i also do talk to them like they're preschool kids lmafo . ''are you using a safe and kind voice right now?'' #'' do you need a snackie? you sound a little upset. let's have some hummus and come back to playtime when we feel ready''

[starheirxero]

ALSO !!!! ALAO ALSO ALSOOOO!!!!!

BLOODMOON'S LAST WORDS WERE KINDA HUGE TO ME. Like it can absolutely be interpreted just as Bloodmoon saying "fuck you fuck everyone we'd never side with you all and stop killing, even if it would be the best thing in the world" but what I personally gathered from it is that Bloodmoon woulda been fine with any "redemption" outcome as long as they weren't restricted from killing.

They didn't wanted to be "saved" and "redeemed" because they were totally fine with how they were living and they'd already found ways to work with their code and each other, they already felt safe and happy. Like, yea them killing people is fucked up, but you can't ask the robot called Bloodmoon to never know the taste of iron on their tongue again. They were built for that, they were built to love meat and gore and viscera!!

So, to me, his last words read more a confession that Bloodmoon can switch to the "good" side, they could absolutely work alongside the celestial family and foxy and monty and so on, but it's unfair to ask them to betray their very base coding and completely stop murdering for the rest of their life. Once again, I am HEARTILY proposing that someone just let them hunt game bc they were CLEARLY okay with setting on fish a few episodes ago.

#xero says things #AND MAYBE I'M STRETCHING IDK? BUT I RLLY DON'T FEEL LIKE I AM. #thats just very blatantly what i gathered from bloodmoon's dialogue without having to jump through any hoops #you cannot deny them a little snackie ok ? #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #mgafs #sams bloodmoon #bloodmoon sams #sams spoilers #tsams spoilers #mgafs spoilers

[flametrashiraarchive]

Literally how can anyone be mad at him 🥺

#my little cutie patootie #my little vampire man #aww #uwu #i forgive him for the murders #he was just feeling snacky #a hangry man #muzan my beloved #he's so babygirl #i just want to hug him #my little demon #arf arf #we should kiss #muzan kibutsuji #lord muzan #kny muzan

[mamawasatesttube]

(guy with chronic migraines voice) you will never guess what unfortunate circumstance has befallen me today.

#ow. :/ #rimi talks #i want to keep working on the final scene in tcos ch3 but my eyes AND my fucky arm both want me dead. alas....!!! #i mean im still gonna do it but i need to manage to get myself. my laptop. my tea. and my snacky #all back to my room. im currently a lump on the couch in the living room with my laptop but he's almost dead. #tea is in the pot on the stove. snaccy is in the pantry. you see how this is many steps #AND on top of it all my poor dog will want to follow me but he hurt his paw and he's limping #and i feel SO bad going anywhere but the living room bc he wants to follow me but it clearly hurts him to do so!!! #and i cannot carry him bc he is 90 lbs 😭 #this is a struggle household today

[cowboyrobholding]

via @/rholding95’s insta story

#he’s making friends 🥹 #i feel like a mom sending her son off to a new school…. i hope he makes friends and they have his fave snackies #the single strand of hair…. ok prince charming #idk who the other guys are i haven’t learned palace’s roster yet #rob holding #crystal palace #my post #insta post

[negrowhat]

To my beloved mutuals, if you haven't already, go bingewatch Young Royals on Netflix. It is fully complete as of today.

#get yourself some snackies #and some tissues #maybe a couple things to throw/hug #and be prepared to feel every emotion of the rainbow

[guideaus]

this might just be how its translated, but why does he clarify this lol

#personal #hgsn #'i wont hurt her' is simple enough. says what wont happen. 'actually i cant' feels kinda like 'i couldnt even if i wanted to' #like... DO you 🤔 #him taking away his ability to fight does mean something but also its probably more meaningful later if he still cant but chooses not to #but the insides bit is plot relevant so #idk if pacifying him w snackies after is effective. she liked him more than he liked her after the one meeting

[s1mpl1fe]

can't stop thinking about all these convos with ghost jackie being entirely made up by shauna like snl skits. our girl is a one woman comedy troupe

#yeah ik shes fantasizing about snackie sassing her out to feel less guilty probably #like she would like to think jackie wouldn't hate her and would still be able to joke around with her #pathetic meow meow #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #jackieshauna #yellowjackets

[jennhoney]

I have eaten A LOT of cheese today and that is really saying something.

Auntpretty1 is continuing to struggle and Murble is with her at the hospital rn. I don’t know much yet.

I am foggy and sleepy and can barely hear but other than that, fine. I need to feel well enough tomorrow to tackle some paperwork. So I’m just gonna eat parm crisps to fuel that magic or whatevery.

Fafner is good and says hi.

#I don’t usually feel like hungry or snacky since all of this shit happened to my body #but today I feel like garbage and want to drink cocoa and eat cookies all day #and I cannot do that #so delicious fats will do #cheese: the idea food #emergency cheese #I wish my tags worked #the shrugs are the only thing that is free #jennhoney personal log #I’ll fix my tags if I ever sit at a computer #my hierarchy of needs is… #my hierarchy of needs is shelter. cheese. hugs. it is a square.

[glitchysquidd]

Hello, i bring hugs

*hugs*

-snackie anon

curling up in your arms rn like a cat

#snackie anon #feeling very physically affectionate today

[samstatsupremacy]

this isn't directly related to iwtv but i did meet THE bailey bass this past weekend and she was so pretty and kind and professional :)

#bailey bass #i signed an nda so i can't say what we were doing but we shared the same air for about 6 hours lol #her work persona definitely feels older than 20 y/o #her skin is UNBELIEVABLY clear. like... she created glass skin #interesting to meet celebs and realize they're just regular ppl willing to steam their own clothes and eat a little snacky snack w normals

[peaceinsilence]

Heart full.

Our go to brunch spot was packed as we expected ☺️ However luckily one brewery on the strip opens at 11 am (the rest are at 12 pm) and we went there and to our surprise they were doing a pancake brunch for $5! I wasn't hungry but my fiancé was and negotiated with me and said he'd buy me as much beer as my lil heart desired - as long as I ate a meal at the brewery. So he got us 2 brunches (mine with no bacon and an extra pancake, he gave me his hasbrown and i gave him my pancakes cuz I don't like them) and it hit the spot 🥰 then we went to our favourite brewery for a pint cuz Miso was still sleeping at home. Got buzzed, bought some beer to go for home, walked around the pier, and came home to watch F1 and ATLA at home with our puppy boi 🩷🖤

#formula 1 #ATLA #me #peaceinsilence #loml forver and always. i love him with my soul. #the way we can just sit together and talk for hours and ignore the world around us while sharing a meal is everything to me. #just him and i. no phones. no distractions. known him for 8 yrs and our dates are still so exciting and flirty and full of conversation #i know everything about him yet i still learn something new or find something new about him that i value/cherish #literally the giddyness and love i felt on our first date has never ever left. it feels like i fall in love with him every date. #even after 8 years it feels like the first time #my soulmate. in every fucking life. #also peep the kNITTED BEER COZY HE GOT FOR ME AND i luuuuuv it and used it always😅 #he always gets me a “trinket” or snacky/lil gift whenever he hangs with his buddies or leaves the house without me. he loves spoiling me:“)

[alteredsilicone]

mom wants me to pick something up from the package terminal so

time to buy snacks

#talking to myself #feeling snacky these past days sigh

[thatfaerieprincess]

I often forget how badly the cold can fuck me up and then one slightly-too-chilly-for-slightly-too-long outing and I’m out of commission for the rest of the damn day…

No outdoor winter job for me I guess

#took a little hike w friends! saw a spruce grouse! got lightly attacked by said spruce grouse! #stood and watched some cormorants and chatted! saw a great blue heron! and some harbor seals! #my hands were tingly numb the entire 10 min drive back to the apartment! #and then I thought I had escaped mostly okay bc my chest hadn’t gone yet #but a few mins back at home and my hands still stiff and then my chest started up #it wasn’t even that cold!! I wasn’t that cold!! god damn circulation!!! #my chest hurt for a while and piled under my electric blanket but could barely even tell it was warm #had some snacky lunch and hot chocolate #I think I fell asleep a little bit #but my chest still hurt for a while and once it faded out my hands were still cold #and my chest felt sensitive after hurting #still feels sensitive now but not as bad #but I literally just had to lay around for ljke 3-4 hours after being out #ended up wearing the heated vest so I could get up and make soup for dinner #thank u Izzy for ur loving phone call soup support #doing better now but god I hadn’t had a bad one like that in a bit #first real cold day of the season here tho so I guess par for the course #good reminder that I really should not be looking at fully outdoor winter jobs #bc I was considering one and was like maybe I’m just being dramatic about the cold and my circulation idk I could probably do it #I could be out all day teaching ppl in the snow #and then it drops to the 40s here for the first time and im knocked on my ass #maybe no snowshoeing for Sam I guess #I think this was also the first time my housemate saw me like that too #everyone at the office knows abt my heated vest and that I don’t have great circulation #but it’s not usually a big issue I just tend to wear a double layer when I do night programs #I’ll have to make sure I’ve got the right layers in the next weeks now that it’s getting cold #bc I can’t let this knock me over when I gotta be teaching #sorry long tags idk I just laying in bed thinking about it all and needed to put it somewhere #I just kinda forget this can happen until it does and im sitting here like surprised pikachu #im a rambling sam