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[babygirldilf]

divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

#losing my mind #they love each other #mishanks #also #ineffable husbands #next season!!! #sorry not sorry but also #skz 2min #2min #gagwanz #lee know #seugmin #skz code #feel free to add

[birdsareblooming]

starting an image collection

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[basementloser]

dpxdc prompt:

danny is a fully grown adult now, but his ghost form hasn't changed at all. it still looks 14 years old. stuck in the hazmat suit he died in.

he joins the justice league as phantom.

he never tells them that his powers are ghost powers, or that he's half ghost.

when they finally find out his civilian identity, they assume he's basically just reverse shazam.

instead of a child turning into a super powered adult, it's an adult turning into a super powered child.

both danny and billy have to activate it by saying a very specific word/phrase. ("shazam", or "going ghost") (this is very much not true. danny can just transform without saying it, but they've never seen him do it)

#maybe they assume he gets his powers from a wizard too #and now they are searching for a wizard named “ghost” #dpxdc #dp x dc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #shazam #captain marvel #billy batson #feel free to add

[phantom-0-writer]

Nightwing's car guy

Dick was doing well to establish himself in Bludhaven. He had an apartment, it was shitty but it was his. He had a day job as police officer, half the people there were in the cartels Nightwing was trying to crack down on, and the other half were in the cartels Nightwing was still trying to trace. He had his suit, still bat-grade, blue instead of the red, yellow, and green Jason got to wear now.

He did't have a cave. Or maybe it should be a nest because the whole bird thing. Burrow? What was the thing owls lived in called? The point is he made due without it. He had his apartment, and he had his supplies stashed away. It wasn't as much as in the Cave, but he didn't have Cave-funding. He could make due.

He didn't have an Oracle in his ear. But that came with the added bonus of not having a Bat either. He could do his own research, find his own information. And it wasn't like he and Babs were totally cut off. It was just only a little weird, because she was technically his ex. Sure she would be in his corner, but she was still his ex. He needed to save some face. Especially since he knew that Bruce and Babs liked to... talk. He could make due.

The only thing Dick was maybe, sorta, just maybe having a little trouble was with his bike. Well it wasn't his bike, it was Nightwing's. Which was precisely the trouble. He'd found a place to stash it, but Dick had never been a car guy... or in this case a bike guy. He would chase his rouges, speeding through the streets, and sure the bike was made for the tight corners and quick turns and the high speeds, and sure it could take a hit or two. But what about three or four? Or five?

Point was Dick needed a car- a bike guy. One that was cheap (he was only a cop), and knew how to not ask questions and keep his mouth shut (again- Nightwing's bike). All that on top of knowing enough on how to fix his bike. (it wasn't exactly the type you could find in store).

But the solution seemed to find him. Which Dick was aware was not generally how it worked, but he would count his blessings. He had been out on patrol, the type that had involved his bike and high speeds. Unfortunately it did not involve the perp in handcuffs and on his way to jail. Dick had been on his tail, could've had him too, if the bike hadn't started sputtering. Dick had done as much as he could for it, but she really needed a pair of eyes that actually knew what they were looking at.

Mumbling curses to himself, Nightwing had been ready to head off to at least catch a dust trail of what operation he'd find himself in next. He could feel the eyes watching him. His hair stood in edge, and when Nightwing turned to look around he couldn't see anyone. Maybe he was being haunted. Trying to arrange his bearings, Nightwing turned back around to get on his bike. When there was suddenly a mop of choppy black hair couched down next to it.

Nightwing blinked at him. How had he managed to get there? "Uh, something you need, man?" Nightwing asked the boy, totally not freaked out.

The boy- teen, he was only a year or two younger than Dick- looked up, large blue eyes staring. As if it was odd for Nightwing to have addressed him. It took him a moment longer to realize that the bike was, in fact, Nightwing's. "You need to change your [important engine part]." He pointed lamely, standing up to his height of only a hair shorter than Dick.

"How do you know that?" Nightwing asked before he could think of the danger the unknown person might pose.

"That's why it was making that sound. It'll put too much pressure on the engine so it won't be able to go as fast it would be otherwise. Which, I take it, would cause you problems." he tipped his head in the direction the rouge had run off in.

Nightwing considered it for just a moment, not wanting the perfect opportunity to get away from him. "Do you know how to fix it?"

The guy looked almost offended, "Yeah."

"I'll pay you." Nightwing jumped at the opportunity, "If you fix it."

Any normal person would've said no to a guy dressed in bullet-proof spandex with a blue bird on his chest and a weird mask. "Sure." He shrugged easily, a glimmer of excitement in his eyes as he eyed the vehicle. After a moment, "Name's Danny, by the way. You'd probably need to know that." Danny eyes his suit, "Who are you, like, blue-jay?"

"Nightwing." He corrected easily, his name hadn't made the streets yet.

"The Robin reject?" Was Danny immediate response, eyebrow arched up in amusement.

"The what?"

Danny grimaced, the laugh never leaving his face, "Ooh, sorry. Touchy subject?"

"I am not a Robin reject." Dick couldn't tell this civilian that he was Robin. Had been.

Nightwing's bike ran better than it had since he had moved to Bludhaven after Danny had gotten his hands on it. And Danny's payment of ("i don't trust ur money, just buy me food") lunch had been a steal in return. Maybe next time they should go somewhere a little nicer.

Because the bike was doing so well, after Danny fixed it.

Not for any other reason.

#dpxdc #danny fenton #danny phantom #danny and dick #batfam #dick grayson #batpham #dick his trying to build his crew in bludhaven and danny was the first recruit #danny is currently homeless at 18 #but he finally gets a job at an actual mechanic place and gets an apartment #happens to be the same one dick is living in #dick: hm i should greet my new neighbor #dick doesn't know how to feel abt danny (who he totally is not crushing on) moving so close #for work reasons #obviously #it's a uh- reads script- conflict of civilian safety #danny is kinda weirded out by civilian dick #who just keeps trying to find excuses to hang out #since danny's new to town and he's new to town #danny's like 18 #and dick is 19 #i've been on a danny and dick craze recently #if u couldn't tell from my dick-centric last posts lmao #even the one that was supposed to be abt konner ended up being abt dick #feel free to add

[ebenelephant]

a reminder:

- not all israelis support the IDF's violence

- not all jews support the IDF's violence

- when we criticise israel, we are supposed to be criticising the government and those who individually support the ongoing genocide in gaza

- if you are condemning every single individual in israel, you are an antisemite

- equally, if you are condemning every single individual in gaza for the october attacks, you are an islamophobe

- there is no moral justification for the deaths of 13,000 palestinian children

- there is no moral justification for the 1100+ civilians killed in the october 7th attacks

- if you assume that every jew you come across supports the ongoing actions of the israeli government, you are an antisemite

- you can support palestinian resistance without asserting that hamas are good and blameless

- if you assert that the reason for broadly pro-israel media coverage worldwide is that jews control the media, you are an antisemite

- attacking random jews online with no affiliation to the israeli government will not, shockingly, aid those in gaza

- if you wish to support gaza, there are many resources available to help you donate/protest/petition etc

Edit: some people in the tags and replies have pointed out my misuse of the term 'zionism' as well as parts of this post which implied things that I didn't intend them to. I have edited those bits so that they better reflect what I am trying (but clearly poorly wording) to say.

#feel free to add #i'm not involved in this conflict but i like to think that i can listen and learn and be empathetic as we all should be #none of these are original points but i think that they should be reiterated #many people seem to be losing sight of their morals amidst the hatred #palestine #gaza #israel #antisemitism #islamophobia #judaism #jewish #free palestine #free gaza #some of you just seem to need to remember this #mine

[bewareofthenewphannie]

An incomplete list of things Dan and Phil just could not let go this gamingmas:

Phil's fat ass

Phil's grandma's Glory Hole ™️

swingers

Catboy Dan

danisnotonfire

The Gay

#feel free to add #dan and phil #gamingmas 2023 #misty says things

[astaribun]

Things to show/experience with Astarion after you save the world:

Showering and/or bathing together, in the fluffy I'll wash your hair for you way

Solving murders and disappearances in the city to be the heroes that never came for him

Going on dates, publicly, proudly

Holding hands as you walk

Shopping for clothes and accessories and shoes

Finding a cute little house to live in and decorating it

Adopting a cat

Becoming ageless to live forever together (many options available)

Oooooor curing him of vampirism and growing old with him

Finding a way for him to walk in the sun

Checking in on the spawn

Having game nights with the members party that are still in baldur's gate

Helping Dammon find a way to fix Karlach's heart

Trips to visit their favorite wizard mostly to see Tara

Turning Cazador's palace into something he'd have hated, like a hospital or refugee centre

#Feel free to add #spawn!astarion #astarion #astaribun #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

[scavenger-rey]

I love Star Wars lesbians

#feel free to add #wolfwren #velcinta

[hyperpsychomaniac]

Things Chase Devineaux did that weren’t that incompetent:

Located VILE HQ. By himself, in his apartment, with a ball/s of yarn. Just arrived a few days too late.

Chased Carmen’s speedboat through Venice. On foot. Caught up to her.

Just had his brain absolutely fucked riffled through. Saw Carmen and perceived her as a threat, and somehow had the presence of mind to pull out his pen and activate comms/homing beacon. Then immediately passed out for a week.

#I’m sure there’s more #feel free to add #carmen sandeigo 2019 #carmen sandiego #carmen sandeigo netflix #chase devineaux

[arthursfuckinghat]

Things that would kill Arthur Morgan instantly if I showed it to him in 1899:

A Nespresso coffee machine

A microwave (for heating up his beans)

Minecraft

My copy of red dead redemption 2

A memory foam mattress

Fanfiction of himself

A life size cardboard cutout of Arthur Morgan

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#what else would kill him I wonder #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 spoilers #a vaccine for tb maybe #feel free to add

[paganminiskirt]

Things that would’ve been fun in Far Cry 5

The option to set up camp! To get advanced crafting and sleep-healing when you set up camp. Ambushes if you do it in enemy territory would be cool too. It’s such a beautiful landscape.

Incorporating more resistance members into the scripted kidnappings would help integrate them into the plot. Maybe Jess saves you from Jacob which leads into her story about the Cook, Grace tries to save you from John but fails, giving her a sense of uncertainty she can overcome by the end, etc.

The choice to spare the Heralds but also facing immediate, story-relevant consequences for sparing the Heralds. Joey refuses to acknowledge you if John lives. The entire Wolf’s Den becomes hostile if Jacob lives. If it’s Faith, angels stop attacking you, but their former friends and family do, and that’s a lot harder to see coming.

Textual mentions of conflict between the different factions of the resistance over their methods and struggles. A couple of radio arguments between Jerome and Eli over the torture of captives. The occasional ostracizing of refuges from the Henbane out of fear of the addictive, hallucinogenic effects of the Bliss spreading into different regions. Weird local feuds getting either forgotten about entirely or blown ridiculously out of proportion now that everybody suddenly has a sticky bomb. Jim from down the street has been waiting to blow you up for years.

#feel free to add #I’m definitely gonna add later. #far cry 5 #joseph seed #jacob seed #faith seed #john seed #grace armstrong #jess black

[theriu]

I love posts about human customs being incomprehensible to aliens or humans having all these strange but helpful instincts, but you know what would also be funny? Aliens super relating to some of humanity’s less admirable qualities.

- Woman starts shrieking hysterically at alien encounter, aliens are pleased that someone there properly respects the momentousness of this potentially terrifying occasion.

- Obsessive collector becomes liason to aliens with dragon-like hoarding culture.

- Human crying over a papercut is first human that soft jellyfish aliens feel they can relate to.

- Massive introvert (this is not a bad human quality it’s just rarer to see in Humans As Space Orcs scenarios) who likes spending time alone in a small room is highly desirable as coworker for extremely social race that get anxious in enclosed spaces, lets them work on other things in more open areas.

- Human with poor hygeine learns aliens find the smell of sweat delightful.

- Hivemind aliens mistaking an angry mob for another hivemind, successfully open relations with mob leader.

#humans are space orcs #aliens #humor #story prompts #feel free to add #humans are crazy #humans are space australians #haso

[basementloser]

dpxdc prompt:

After Conner died, and Tim tries and fails to clone him a bunch of times, he somehow comes across the Fenton's research. He learns about the ghost zone, and about the portal in Amity Park. Hoping to find Kon in the ghost zone and bring him back, he contacts Jack Fenton.

Jack is always happy to do his old college buddy a solid, and help his son with his "school project". He's so happy the school gave them an assignment about ghosts. Finally the rest of the world is learning about evil ecto entities! Plus now he gets to talk about ghosts some more!

Danny watches in horror as this kid (who is clearly about to become a supervillain), and his dad (who is completely oblivious to it) work on a new device that "theoretically" lets them trap a ghost in a clone body.

#tim hasn't succeeded in cloning superboy #don't tell him vlad made a bunch of danny clones #feel free to add #dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc prompt #dcxdp #dc x dp #tim drake #jack fenton #danny fenton #kon el #conner kent

[angstydiaz]

Its always a tiny bit funny watching ppl scramble over buddie rn when like?? have you guys been watching the same season i have??? and are thinking we are doomed?? after 6b?? after eddie screaming for buck after the lightning strike after he ran up with no regard for his own safety? the way bobby turned to eddie when it happened and the way he had to physically pull hiim back and force him to drive? the fact eddie literally restarted bucks heart? “do more”? the fact buck went to eddies when he felt overwhelmed by everyone and fell asleep on his couch? which then led to them discussing the shooting? “honestly eddie..i dont know”? . THE POKER DATE??? the buckley diaz scene that was just pure domesticity?? the buck and chris scene in that same ep?? eddie saying dating “feels like he has to perform”? and the whole tia pepa speech?? “WE ALL DIE ALONE/YOU DONT HAVE TO BE ANYTHING FOR ANYBODY? buck saying natalia sees him and eddie looks at him with that expression because EDDIE SEES HIM.” you havent been the same since it happened but how could you be” like right after that line eddie sees him. like the same way he did in 6x12??.

THATS NOT EVEN ALL-

LIKE LISTEN YOU CAN HAVE UR OWN WORRIES BUT SOMETIMES I NEED TO GIGGLE

#feel free to add #pls do #911 spoilers #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 fox #911 abc

[robbed-ghost]

Some of the best Damian shapes

#feel free to add #dc #batman #damian wayne #robin #dc comics

[sneepseverus]

If you ask Snape what he wants for Christmas, of course he’s going to say nothing. So, here’s a list of things I think he’d like:

Books to read for pleasure

New writing and potions supplies because he still uses ones that are almost broken

Thick socks, gloves, a scarf, a hat, a sweater, etc. so he can keep warm in the winter

A plush blanket for the same reason

A new pair of shoes because he continues to wear old and sweaty ones

Chocolates (or really any type of sweets)

A hot meal (aka you)

A plushie that he can cuddle at night

Hand cream because his skin gets dry from brewing potions

Candles

But if you’re afraid he won’t end up using any of these things, you can opt for non-materialistic gifts like:

A hug and/or cuddles (but ask him first)

An invite to your home or Christmas party so he doesn’t have to spend it alone

A “free blowjob” certificate that can be redeemed an infinite number of times

I think he’d be grateful for any gift, no matter how big or small. He doesn’t realize it, but all he needs is to feel appreciated and seen.

#feel free to add #snape #snape headcanons #snape love #snape fandom #snapedom #pro snape #severus snape #severus snape headcanons #severus snape love #severus snape fandom