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rhydian morris really was THE original pathetic white boy simp of my childhood, wasn't he?

#started rewatching for the ☆nostalgia☆ #literally episode one rhydian where he's so isolated and scared he's a monster #all he can do is look maddy in the eyes and say “i'm so sorry” because he doesn't know what he is or how to control himself #world's saddest looking man #wolfblood #rhydian morris #he's also so in love it's stupid #and fully aware that his girlfriend makes bad decisions #twin idiots #1 het couple right there #mine

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SAS: shitposts 279/∞

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i love how maddy will say things and rhydian will like. Physically Cringe. he had to stop eating here so he could close his eyes this is killing me asdfghjgf

#maddian #wolfblood #maddy smith #rhydian morris

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surgeonfish are so funny. i can't help but notice you have two giant poisonous knives that you use to kill people... you're just like this type of human that uses small sterile knives to heal people

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

#hawkeye pierce and every man he's ever known

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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hey i noticed you didn’t like any of my posts today are we broken up?

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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

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#4x10 #i love this show #mash #m*a*s*h #bj hunnicutt #colonel flagg #sam flagg

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words cannot express how much i love the cosmic horror trope of "character gets too close to The Horrors but instead of going insane or being blinded or otherwise physically scarred or cognitively impaired they just lose their emotional capacity completely, becoming an anhedonic shell, which doesn't seem like it should be such a terrible fate compared to what what else they could have lost until you remember that your feelings also govern your basic self-preservation and survival instincts, ability to make choices, consent, etc."

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hmmm

#lego #cool

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mashgender part 29

(assorted)

#mash #mashgender #maxwell q. klinger #henry blake

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"