Saw this and immediately said this
… sorry I am too lazy to retype that
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Can I get uhh............ Some facts about facts?
The facts machine was invented by Xerox in 1964. This is not the company now called Xerox which took her name, but Xerox C. Samsung, founder of the company Hewlett-Packard.
The facts machine was capable of transmitting images and text across phone lines, which had been invented the previous year by Alexander Graham Cracker while attempting to string two cups together for a new sport he intended to call "CornBoloHoleHolio."
The first facts machine was able to transmit at a rate of 0.0033 bits per second, so the first facts ever sent, which were facts about the differences between jam and preserves, took 45 hours to send, and came out garbled because the receiving printer device was jammed, and thus it has not been preserved.
Modern facts machines, such as tumblr, are much faster, but are plagued by fake facts written by blogs such as "ultrafacts," "did-you-know," and "staff." Thus, no facts on tumblr should ever be trusted, except for these facts in this post, from this blog.
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I think all of these guys might be silked. Also I'm getting a lot of pullet vibes but I could be wrong
Paperclip is very sweet and calm. They aren't to worried when I stick my hand in to the brooder.
Stapler is a bit spicy and will choose fight over flight lol
Fax Machine is so so little and dainty. They get a bit nervous but they like neck rubs
Donuts really likes people. I think it's because Beeper bullys them a bit due to their coloration. They are just as comfortable in my hand as they are under a broody.
Scissors is the youngest so their personality hasn't really shown yet. They are pretty comfortable with handling though.
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so is the april fools day paper clone machine from eight years ago showing up here for anyone else or
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