#failed him.

[smoreal]

In a perfect world… sega would take the games that were rushed as all hell onto the shelves and REMAKE THEM to become what they WANTED it to be…

#SONIC BOOM #SONIC 06 #I KNOW IM MISSING SOME OTHERS I KNOW I AM #BUT FROM THE MAINLINE SERIES #and I feel. like sonic boom. would have been mainline. #if not for. the incident. #you know? the one where they made the deal with Nintendo and had to port their entire game onto a handheld console AKA THE WII U #failed him. #they failed him. #and they failed 06 too. #all those bugs and glitches DUDE THE SLAMMING THEY GOT BC OF THE PLOTLINE PLEASE #dude I’m so sick of reading sonic articles and seeing them BRING UP 06’S FAILURES LIKE NO ONE REMEMBERS IT #LET IT GO EVERYONE REMEMBERS AND SHITTING ON IT MEANS THAT YOU PROBABLY DIDNT EVEN PLAY THE GAME YOURSELF HNNNGGG #dying. #I’m dying. #shitposts #clenched jaw tag

[ofswordsandpens]

Luke being given a quest at 17, feeling like there's no glory in it because it's a quest someone's already succeeded before, but then failing that very quest he considered to be beneath him, getting a permanent scar, "ruining it" for the rest of the campers because now no one else can go on quests and earn glory in the eyes of the gods, so he turns to Kronos, and years later here comes a possible candidate for the great prophecy, 12 years old, gets the first quest the camp has done since Luke's fucked it up, and Luke is actively ensuring this quest is an impossible quest!! he's literally rigged it so Percy's gonna fail (the shoes, the bolt appearing in his bag) and then this kid somehow succeeds still??? and not only that, Percy got the unique quest Luke wanted in the first place and achieved feats no one else had and earned glory in the eyes of his father, all because Luke created the circumstances for that to happen??

oh my god yeah I don't think I'd ever recover from that either

#too bad the show didn't understand the delicious dichotomy of this: Luke failing his quest vs Percy succeeding his #pjo #percy jackson #luke castellan #mine #Luke beefing with a child was so real of him #trainwreck Luke they could never make me hate you

[psychokatrixxxy]

Batfam AU

Damian was captured by some villain, and Dick just saved him.

Nightwing: Why didn't you send a distress signal? You could have gotten hurt. What if I didn't get here in time?

Robin: tt, stop your incessant nagging, Grayson. I can handle myself. Besides, I did send out a distress signal.

Nightwing: Really, cause I didn't get it, and neither did B.

Robin, realizing something: Ah, I believe I may have alerted someone else of my capture then...

Nightwing: who-

He's cut off as a red figure barrels through the window, shattering it.

Red Hood, guns cocked as he looks around the room: Who the fuck do I need to kill?

Robin, deadpan: Impeccable timing as always, Akhi.

#Dick is flabbergasted #he has been trying and failing to get Damian to call him Dick Richard at the very least #and yet he calls this random crime lord “Akhi” #good brother jason todd #good big brother jason todd #protective jason todd #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne al ghul #damian wayne #talia adopts jason #jason and damian #robin damian #batman #dc #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #dick grayson #batkids #nightwing #batfam au

[magnuspool]

#astarion #my art #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #liria #it was a fail check and her blood tasted so good #but I didn’t know you can punch him 😆

[utterdrip]

plans? nay, on a wing & no prayer (inspired by @snowberry-pie’s post)

#frankie posts #bg3 spoilers #astarion #bg3 #astarion acunin #bg3: vid #i have more that are him failing nature/history/investigation checks #but those are moreso situational #whereas these hea literally like #no plans just vibes #my favorite one is the hammer lne #id never gotten it before and it made me LOL #starry comp

[cosmarrrs]

get this boy out of the magnus institute NOW

#cosm's art!!!!! #magnuspod #the magnus protocol fanart #the magnus protocol #samama khalid #jon sims #the wires behind him are supposed to look like canary wings #This is another reach piece #IM GONNA FAIL HISTORY I FUCKING DREW THIS INSTEAD OF DOING MY ESSAY IM GONNA DIE #but it's okay #Hashtag dropout

[authenticyuri]

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #ryoko kui #daydream hour #laios touden #shuro #kabru #they just fucking watched him fuck that up so badly and said nothing. they wanted to see him fail

[daily-grian]

found out today an allegedly accessible entrance was not in fact, accessible, and this is my proposition to fix it. I call it the Grian of ADA Compliance.

#mcyt #grian #hermitcraft #gtws #gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #grian fanart #daily-grian #mod owl #if you fail to follow ADA guidelines we sic the Grian of ADA Compliance on you #put that door paddle where it's supposed to be or so help me i'll let the bird loose on ya. being a green name won't stop him.

[chloesimaginationthings]

That's the wrong FNAF Mike, Vanny

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #security breach #sister location #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #based off that ancient tumblr post by jacicfrost if yknow yknow #Vanny stabbed the wrong guy oops #luckily Michael is a corpse so this doesn’t affect him #the two game fnaf pals are funny both are just built so different #gotta love a girl losing her mind #gotta love a fail girl #Mike is somewhere sleeping peacefully not knowing he could of been stabbed

[greenglowinspooks]

The way that I’m brainrotting over a DCxDP crossover with a Danny who’s a vengeful villain rn

Like, let’s just say that the GiW finally get into contact with the JL. They need help neutralizing a threat, you see, and they’re on their last limb trying to keep civilians safe.

They have video evidence! They have studies to back their claims! The JL have to help them!

Unfortunately, the JL believe them. They join a fight against Danny, and defeat him due to being far more experienced than he is. Danny is locked away and experimented on by the GiW.

That would CHANGE a person. Your heroes turning against you and seeing you as a monster, being experimented on for who knows how long, not knowing if your friends and family are safe.

Danny gets out due to a simple mistake on the GiW’s part; having Blüdhaven as part of their transport route.

Of course the trucks were attacked, they’re government property!

So now, whoever decided to raid the government transport trucks (the Penguin or something) has a ton of experimental weapons with no idea how they work, and a heavily traumatized teenager.

Danny knows how they work. Danny can be useful! They won’t throw him out if he’s useful! And so, now Danny is working for the Penguin, altering the ectoplasm weapons to make them work on humans.

It’s a good deal for both parties. Danny gets to neurotically imprint on the Penguin like a small baby animal, and the Penguin gets a brilliant mind who will stop at nothing to achieve his goals.

But eventually, Danny finds out what happened to his family in his absence.

Jazz is in Arkham. Not as a psychologist, but as a “patient.” Apparently, she snapped and completely destroyed the house, leveled a few blocks of Amity Park, and conducted organized attacks on government bases (mostly GiW) for months.

Sam and Tucker helped her, eventually splitting once Jazz was captured. Sam travels to areas of extreme pollution, completely overgrowing them with her plant powers. Currently she’s in the Amazon rainforest, engaging in an ongoing feud with logging companies. Sam is winning.

Tucker faked his death, and Danny has no idea where he is. He only knows that the death wasn’t real because of a code that the three of them made together, just in case.

Ellie’s trapped in the Infinite Realms. Danny had a failsafe in place so that if she was ever cornered by the GiW, she would be sent to her haunt in the GZ. However, with the portal destroyed, she can’t come back. Danny just hopes she’s okay.

His parents are now top GiW scientists. They’re traveling the country giving speeches. They’re working on a battery powered by ectoplasm, but apparently started “having difficulties” around the same time that Danny escaped.

None of it is fair. None of it is right.

The Justice League destroyed his life, the lives of his friends, and they’re doing as good as ever. The GiW is respected, and his parents are happily working away for them.

Danny takes up some of his more experimental weapons and breaks Jazz out of Arkham. She’s a little different now, colder and more quiet, but she still loves him all the same. It’s an unimaginable comfort to him to see his sister again.

He can’t use his powers anymore. He’s so used to associating them with pain that even transforming into his ghost form is enough to take him down for hours.

However, he understands ectoplasm more than anyone else in the world. He knows how to use it in virtually everything; how it can become a weapon, how it can be used as a supplemental ingredient in poisons and nerve agents, how it can twist and distort the mind if applied correctly.

He doesn’t care what happens to him. He’s going to take down the GiW, and destroy the lives of the JL members who helped lock him away, just as they did to him.

No matter the cost.

#dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #let Danny be scary and unsettling and evil WITHOUT being Dan!! do it!!!!! #at first the JL just think they’re dealing with a normal villain who’s angry at the world #the more details they get on him the more dread they feel #eventually they realize that they locked a 16-year-old away to be experimented on by the government for YEARS #and not that same kid is determined to ruin their lives #the GUILT. the PAIN. the realization that they so completely and fully failed this child #they’re speedrunning the 5 stages of grief and Danny is just like ‘oh no! anyways’ *fakes killing Red Robin to fuck with the bat*

[zephyrine-gale]

deliverance (ft. a little bird that didn’t make the cut)

#genshin impact #scaramouche #wanderer #raiden shogun #venti #my art #finally free from this piece aaaaa #ive been working on it for like 4 days straight #there's always more details i wanna add but #i am practicing self restraint (failing) #the concept started with the mecha rib idea and then expanded from there :> #i really wanted to incl subtle things that called back to scara's past #(and also draw him crying)

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE #my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it. #if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy #despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital #if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners #but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure #on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser #and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise #opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union #though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals #to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel #still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it #but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful #thats cus hes not conventionally attractive #cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk

[potassiumprincess]

i think marinette is worse at resting when she's sick but adrien is worse at sitting things out if he's injured. i have no explanation, these are just the vibes

#ml #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #okay i lied i do have justifications #adrien probably just. would love being taken care of if he's sick #it's maybe something his mom used to do but not ENOUGH #and marinette would absolutely spoil him #but marinette is all I AM FINE IT IS JUST A COLD I AM FINE meanwhile she nearly falls off a rooftop in a dizzy spell #but adrien hate being kept away from ppl he loves. hates not being able to protect them. and an injury is more long-term and isolating #meanwhile...idk marinette feels to me like an injurt would leave her more defeated. she'd feel like she failed somehow #like she is SUPPOSED to be ladybug she is SUPPOSED to keep herself together to keep the city safe #so i think that would take a lot of her energy she'd be frustrated about it yes but also sort of...admit defeat #adrien would find ways to cheer her up though 🥺

[puppypuppypuppypuppy]

fairy AU but he's very bad at granting wishes isn't he

#deltarune #spamton #noelle holiday #his first intention was to trick her/use her for her much stronger magic but she was nice to him so he genuinely tries to find her sis #he fails ofc but they friends <3 #*sees spam with bug wings clearly meaning to depict him as a fly or perhaps a mosquito* fairy :)

[lilystrations]

"Lassie" is getting a Baldur's Gate remake.

#bg3 #baldurs gate #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #karlach #wyll ravengard #bg3 tav #fanart #wholesome headcanons #shenanigans #Astarion doesn't always crit fail his dex saves #but the party sure as shit won't let him forget when he does

[tenmastrousers]

hopping on the meme but he ended up just looking like a cute dogboy..

#tenmastrousers #tgcf #hualian #i have failed to draw the horrors #xie lian has his handsome San Lang glasses on and I have my feral street dog tamed beast glasses on #look tho i gave him cute spiky purple stars to signal his EVIL aura. woo SO horrifying #tian guan ci fu #hob #heavenly official's blessing #heaven official's blessing #mxtx #danmei #fanart #anime fanart #hua cheng #xie lian