#everyone: *nods*

[buggachat]

remember when miraculous ladybug finally decided to do an "adrien hangs out with The Guys" episode, like how we get scenes of marinette hanging out with The Girls all the time, but i guess the writers decided that the only way adrien would fit in an environment with a bunch of guys was if they were in a gay night club, and the night club was adrien's bedroom, and they were throwing around rainbow glitter and kissing each other and blasting The Village People so loud that it almost killed his already dead mother and

#everyone come get your bi-weekly ''buggachat thinks about Party Crasher'' post #''there is no canon evidence that adrien is LGBTQ'' yeah well try to explain the existence of party crasher to me #like why else would they write it like this #nino: hey dude let's throw a party at your house. GUYS ONLY!!!! #adrien: i dont understand the gender distinction but can we blast The Village People? on my special edition rainbow record w rainbw glitter #adrien: and can nathaniel and marc kiss me? #nino (nodding along): yes. of course.

[mjulmjul]

OUT OF TIME

#artists on tumblr #cinema #goncharov #katya #illustration #love how martin scorsese kept clocks in frame to show these characters are all running out of time #digital art #with a hat nod to saul bass #unreality #<— the goncharov movie doesn’t actually exist it’s a bit everyone is doing #anyway I love noir stuff! this was fun lmao #also Marlowe sorry for recycling your caption I discovered too late that English has NO other good idioms for it #was working off the idea of 'the 11th hour' but that felt too on the nose to put as caption too. i take my shitposting seriously

[isolophilian]

you can already see seeds Annabeth's fatal flaw in the second episode. the expressions of agreement like "yep" when Percy says "I know you're better at this than me." the way she leaves him on the cliff knowing Clarisse would be after him. the way she shoves him into the lake, knowing there's a chance she could be wrong about this guy. she knows how incredibly smart she is and is confident in it, however, she's also confident to a fault. it'll be a big source of problems for both herself and those around her. i know it's not a lot but it's there, and I'm here for it

#massive MASSIVE props to Leah for doing so much in so little time #i'm probably reaching here but i've always found everyone's fatal flaws really interesting #like it's such a good nod to the greek myths #and how it can be applied in real life #so good #percy jackson #annabeth chase #leah sava jeffries #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo tv spoilers #isoceratops

[snarkylinda]

I had been laughing the past 10 minutes.

#criminal minds #spencer reid #penelope garcia #luke alvez #also after this he just nods to be polite vut you can see on his eyes he hates everyone on this convo rn lmao

[mamawasatesttube]

i just think lois lane should put tim drake in her purse like a little dog. a scrunkly little companion who's even better at picking locks than she is, which is saying something. a nosy little freak after her own heart. the rubber duck she uses when talking her thoughts out loud to put clues together. her coffee gofer. her purse ferret.

#rimi talks #lois pulls the ''steal a uniform/badge and pretend i work here'' trick and gestures to tim to follow her lead and tim is DELIGHTED #need him following her around the daily planet offices just chattering constantly at her elbow. like a duckling. that canNOT shut up #as enrichment in his enclosure she directs him to sneak her some coffee without clark noticing #(he never manages to not get noticed bc. superman. but he still tries really hard) #<- now that ive mentioned coffee in the same post as tim drake. everyone be fucking cool ok. be normal about this. #i just know tim manages to charm so many people at the planet bc his annoying baby brother energy is just SO POTENT #tim drake daily planet summer internship au that lives only in my mind. speak to me #lois is out there like. ugh. fucking simone wants to run clickbait again. can you believe? the NERVE of that woman. #and tim nods seriously. fuck simone! #[Lois Lane approves. +10] #tim #lois

[hedgehog-moss]

I want to know all the scandalous gossips of your village. Is that weird?

It's understandable! I'm not into gossip except when it's animal-related but as a frequent library-goer (a place mainly frequented by elderly women) I end up overhearing a lot of stuff and some of it is somewhat fascinating.

One of my favourite pieces of local gossip is about the Cursed Inn—not the main street inn which is very loved as are its owners, but another inn just outside the village, whose owners keep changing and always seem to meet a tragic end. There have been drownings, kitchen-related accidents (? I don't know), incredibly dramatic divorces, the Fire of 1982, and so on, but the inn is very well-situated (on a hilltop so all the rooms have amazing views) so it always finds new owners.

The new buyers never believe locals about the curse, of course. The people who currently run the inn bought it just before covid started (which is obviously curse-related) (well, people aren't claiming the global pandemic was caused by this modest local curse in the French countryside but you have to admit the timing is suspect), and their son's bakery in another village has recently gone out of business, which is obviously due to the fact that his relatives run the cursed inn. Why else would a bakery go out of business.

Anyway—why is the inn cursed? Because it was built with Resistance money. During WWII, Allied forces would sometimes parachute coffers of money in specific locations for resistants in the mountain maquis, to buy weapons and supplies for sabotage operations, etc, and one day this random cow herder in the village suddenly had enough money to buy this nice plot of land and start building an inn. Everyone strongly suspected he'd stumbled upon some of that parachuted money while herding his cows, and most locals shunned him and his inn (though it still prospered thanks to tourists.) The guy ended up hanging himself for unrelated reasons (family drama) (but still), then the next owners went bankrupt after trying and failing to start an additional fruit tree business on the property. Locals didn't dislike the new owners, who weren't related to the original one, but the reaction was along the lines of "of course they went bankrupt, no one's going to prosper in that place" because of cosmic justice or something. It's been 70+ years and people are still vaguely ill-disposed towards the inn that was built with resistance money and whenever something bad happens to the latest owners the general sentiment is "they live in the cursed inn, what did they expect."

#i first heard about this whole thing during covid #when people used to queue up outside the shops because we were only allowed inside one person at a time #and we were talking about small businesses that were struggling and someone said ''well the people at [hilltop inn] are struggling but #if it weren't for covid it would be for some other reason'' and everyone nodded #and i went 'why?' and someone said philosophically ''there's a curse on the place. It isn't their fault but that doesn't change the facts''

[andromeda3116]

look, i know everyone said that the new interview with the vampire show was incredible but holy shit i was not prepared for how incredible this show is

like, not only is louis interesting now, he is incredibly compelling! his once-bland internal dilemma is now given actual weight because it's not just the same old Thou Shalt Not Kill But I Am Hungry story, it's tempered through his righteous fury at how black people have been treated all these years, how many people have wronged him and laughed and expected him to laugh along, how his ties to the community that once saved him are now turning to nooses around his throat, how his family that he once provided for and relied on have now come to fear him

that, combined with his explicit homosexuality, and with lestat being the only one who seemed to accept him and love him for all that he is, and how that is both comforting and incredibly toxic and combined with sam reid's insane charisma and mania and gravity as lestat that make it completely understandable why louis would still be drawn to him in spite of everything

and how they've used the changes from the original to this one to examine how memory shifts regarding someone who was so intense and formative in your life even if they were ultimately so controlling and abusive but still left such huge gouges in your personality like knives

like

fuck

this is the best-written show i have seen in a long time like this is top-tier writing holy shit

#interview with the vampire #iatw #i kept thinking ''eh idk if this is for me'' but now i'm just. frothing at the mouth over the quality and the nuance of the writing #and the incredible acting and the shifting timelines and the nods to the original not as easter eggs but integral parts of characterization #i mean. mind blown #at the sheer level of writing going on here like holy shit this deserves so many awards #FUCK AND CLAUDIA IS JUST #FUCK #like if i had to pick the ''worst time to be made immortal'' it would undoubtedly be 14 #i mean kirsten dunst being 10 is definitely awful but 14 would be so much worse #because you are on the very *cusp* of adulthood #and to be denied ever reaching that adulthood would be an unspeakable torture #like you're just old enough to *know* but just too young to really *experience* #and you're at the very peak of being Your Worst You #like 14 is undoubtedly the worst time to be made immortal #literally nobody would ever even remotely want to be 14 forever that's everyone's idea of hell

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

#apex polarity #polar!y/n #polar!vanessa #polar!michael #polar!eclipse #orca!eclipse #dca #dca au #OK! Here comes the obligatory extra thoughts section- from top to bottom order- GO!!! #BEHOLD!: is the will smith meme- but it's also kind of a reference to the “BEHOLD- a man!” joke but- you know- in reverse :P #also if you wondering why Y/n is kind of T-posing- it's the 'I have too many layers of clothes so I'm sort of T-posing' pose #I love drawing them like that XD #and also I'm giving them a little sass- you know- as a treat 💅❇️ #NDA: I love michael. He's been through shit and is trying so hard to keep everyone safe- #and for that I want to give him a break and a hug :') #POLAR BEARS: I know and you know and SHE knows *nods knowingly* polar bears XD #Me and the bad bitch: this fits so well with polar!y/n but it would be an even better fit for hare!y/n XD #my pronouns: Sorry Y/n- eclipse will like you no matter the gender- so you're stuck! Good luck! XD #Yeti puns: OK so Michael knows sirens exists right? #So I was thinking that he's probably a cryptid believer- but not so much a cryptid enjoyer #So I was trying to make a mug slogan that was kind of both #but that was HARD- so in the end I picked just a pure and very simple yeti pun for his mug #the 'Yeti? Not on my watch!' ties back to michael believeing in cryptids- but not liking them #so yes- my headcanon is he will send cryptids to Uno hell if possible #at 'yeti spagetti!' I was grasping at straws- NOTHING RHYMES WITH YETI EXCEPT SPAGETTI!! Also yes- #spagetti is misspelled and I'm going to keep misspelling it because why tf is there an H in the word spagetti? NAY I SAY!! *GASP* ok done! #again I hope all of you are doing well in these times #and I'm sorry for being so late in saying this naff (got caught up in the holiday prep)- but I hope you're feeling better now! Ik how #stressful it can be around the holidays- but I hope this cheered you up and that you'll get to relax after chirstmas! #NOW I NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I'VE REACHED THE TAG LIMIT- happy holidays everyone and hope you have a good one!

[rottingraisins]

UM. 19 gdam page old men yaoi comic ive been drawing in my sketchbook over the last few moths in between working on other things... mmmostly fuelled by thoughts about The King Is Dead but also some other stuff thumbs up

THE REST IS UNDER THE CUT ↓

#also shout out to everyone who cheered me on through drawing. all those fucking butterflies. you guys are the realest #scp #dr clef #dr kondraki #clefdraki #andrea adams #scp 105 #might write up a big rundown of tales referenced in this l8er if someone wants one idk idk! theres many little nods aside from #tkid and the 239 incident tehe #art

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I've been visualbly imagining Eddie just laying there in a lake for 2 days now it's just so fucking funny to think about.

(Referring to that one post that asked where Eddie was sleeping.)

tbh it's been a running gag within the confines of my Imaginings <3 and it Is so fucking funny you're so right <3

he's in ↓↓ the water ↓↓

#honestly so tempted to find a way to work it into the au canon #like everyone else is nice n cozy in the storage room #and eddies just. facedown in water somewhere #it'd be impossible for the smaller puppets to remove him #hed be So waterlogged.... so heavy..... #LMFAO what if wally accidentally dropped him into a large puddle #and couldn't drag him out again #he'd have to just use scripts w/o eddie in em for sally's 'bedtime stories' #hm... but other factors.... ok it might have to remain a silly Non-Au-Canon joke #one i am fond of #scribble salad #wh lights out au #the water damage would be too great for him to survive i think #yk if i ever write a fic for this #i Could include a brief scene where eddie is indeed dropped in water #and wally & frank have to go get like. poppy to drag him out #as a lil nod to the joke....

[braxix]

Elrond: *Being an embarrassing dad*

Elrond: And though you shall walk through darkness Hope shall be your guide.

Aragorn: Please stop.

#Elrond keeps saying really cryptic things about Hope being with them and everyone just nods along #Aragorn is just trying not to show his embarrassment in front of everyone #Legolas knows what's going on and finds it hilarious #lotr #lord of the rings #incorrect quotes #elrond #lotr elrond #elrond peredhel #aragorn #aragorn elessar #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #tolkien

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

Day 16, @june-doe-event religion <3

#this image makes sense I promise you #basically she just lies and nods and agrees when she’s put on the spotlight #if she does one more news interview she’s going to explode #everyone in town suddenly loves her after they all wanted her dead or ‘fixed’ for years ever since she arrived at the school #rtc penny lamb #penny lamb rtc #penny lamb legoland #legoland penny lamb #penny lamb #penny lamb ride the cyclone #penny ride the cyclone #ride the cyclone #june doe event #june doe #cam eats crayons #legoland

[pennielane]

GET BACK, PART III — Ringo doesn't talk much, but when he says he's not going abroad, they are not going abroad. And when he says "I wanna go on the roof", they're going on the roof. (x)

#the psychology of this scene is unparalleled #the way george closes his eyes in the first picture like 'oh fucking christ not this again' #the way paul's head is litchreally about to explode from trying to keep everyone happy #the way ringo holds george's 'et tu brute?' glare in the 5th gif #and his smug nod to paul in the 6th #ringo knew he was the most powerful beatle. he just knew #john also coming to paul's rescue (but only after ringo does lol </3) #paul's panic-rocking #and to think they still stayed together another year-ish after this lmfao #btw yes paul DID say let's' that many times in the first gif. that is not an epic typo on my part #the beatles #mine #get back #beatles #paul mccartney #ringo starr #george harrison #john lennon

[leclerrari]

from lewis saying that if he could sit down with the fans on the bleachers he would support charles to charles saying lewis is one of the people he admires the most to them being teammates i’m afraid we’ve never been more back in the history of being back

#the two prettiest babygirls on the grid wearing rosso corsa i can’t stress enough how badly i’m olivia wilde nodding right now #i love you charles leclerc i love you lewis hamilton i love you 1644 nation fuck everyone else #also the fact that since duchessa said this yesterday i jumped out of joy but still had to wait until it was official to say something… #they owe me financial compensation

[ride-a-dromedary]

Why, yes, I am thinking about Halsin and Astarion slipping into speaking patterns that fell out of fashion 200+ years ago, and when speaking to each other, it becomes an eclectic mix of centuries old slang they pull out of nowhere, standard fantasy speak, pieces they picked up along the way, and "shit's wild, bro".

Bonus points, for more fun, if they have different threads of different old speaking patterns because they come from two different places.

#And everyone in camp - save for Gale whose verbal gymnastics put everyone to shame who just nods matches and outdoes - #is just like *eggman* what the FUCK are you two talking about #BG3 Musing #jaheria too tbh she's just like oh fucking FINALLY #larian missed out on having so many old elves and immortals in the party do you know what kind of verbal debauchery #they could have gotten up to? #i keep thinking about baby wyll commenting that 'agog' signifies that astarion is over 2 centuries old and astarion being like #i am in the company of fetuses #dare i tag this as #halstarion

[thrawns-backrest]

Man I would have loved to see what an imperial command zoom meeting would look like

You have Palpatine starting the call and when it connects it's just Ronan in a badly attached silver wig, an 'artistically done' cardboard cutout of Thrawn, Tarkin dozing in the corner with an eye mask on and Yularen who's doing paperwork and who very obviously has everyone on mute because he doesn't react to anything they say and only occasionally turns towards the camera to smile and nod

There's also Vader but his suit looks very floompy in some places and no one addresses the fact that that's his empty spare suit because they're all waiting to see if it will synchronize with the Thrawn cutout when it eventually falls over

(Bonus: the Thrawn cutout makes a very soft 'bonk' when it falls. and every time it does you get a harried looking Eli pop into the frame to prop it back up)

#extra bonus: the bonk is the only time Tarkin wakes up #no one knows why but the working theory is that he has everyone but Thrawn muted #sometimes when 'Krennic' is talking you'll hear the real Krennic yelling in the background #and Ronan Krennic will get up excuse himself and disappear out of frame until it stops #Yularen's nods are also very badly timed #sometimes there'll be complete silence and he'll just turn smile nod and go back to his paperwork #grand moff tarkin #orson krennic #brierly ronan #grand admiral thrawn #thrawn #wilhuff tarkin #wullf yularen #darth vader #director krennic