#even the bedrooms and (i think) bedrooms

[radiance1]

Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny and Jason are platonically married #I'm not gonna put this in the post but I had a random thought of Jack and Maddie meeting Bruce Wayne and they instantly clock him as Batman #It's not even Maddie #Jack just took one look at him and sniffed out something sus until his himbo brain connects the dots to him being Batman #The thing is they managed to find this out with barely any evidence so they think they might be wrong without knowing that they're actually #right #Anyways #Jason is tired of this mfer Danny and how he sleeps #Every time they go to bed Jason walks into their shared bedroom like he's about to wrestle a fucking bear #The batfam think they be fawking but they actually aren't it's just Jason wrestling to get a good night's sleep #Why did I make this? #I have no clue

[ruporas]

good mornings throughout the travel

[ID: Two comics of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. The second is underneath the read more.

The first is in four panels and follows Vash and Wolfwood through hotel rooms. First, Vash and Wolfwood exit adjacent rooms, and Wolfwood has sparkles floating around him as he exclaims, “Rise and shine! Ready to go?” Vash frowns, displeased, and says, Urk— Good morning to you too.”

Next, they’re in a room with two beds. Wolfwood is awake and fully dressed. He’s sitting on the bed and smoking, back turned away from the viewer and he says, “Wake up already, sleepyhead.” Vash sits up with his eyes still closed and yawns before saying good morning. After that, they’re sharing a bed, and Wolfwood gets up and says, “Morning, sunshine. Time to get up.” His body shadows Vash from the sunlight. Vash is still lying down with a blanket draped over him as he mumbles good morning.

Finally, they’re embracing in bed, both shirtless. Sunlight shines on them, but their contact allows their shadows to drape over their faces. Vash smiles, kisses the top of Wolfwood’s head, and says, “Good morning, Wolfwood.” Wolfwood sleepily says, “Mph, g’morning, needle-noggin’,” snuggling into on Vash’s shoulder. End ID] ID CREDIT

TRIMAX Vol. 10 Spoilers under read more // bonus comic

[ID: The bonus comic starts with Vash asleep in bed, fully clothed with his hair half-black. Someone says “Good morning,” and Vash says, “Morning, Wolf—w...” He trails off as Livio, holding a plate of food, stares with abject shock.

Livio says, “I’m sorry.” Vash, smiling but sweating, says, “No, it’s my bad...” Livio repeats, “I’m sorry.” Vash says, “Geez, stop apologizing,” and cuts off Livio’s “I—” with a “Good morning, Livio.” Livio quietly mumbles, “... Good morning...”

Vash sits up from the couch he was sleeping on and looks down, thinking, “... That’s right. I won’t wake up to you anymore... I have to get used to that...” End ID]

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #i just think. when theyre traveling for a long time together #sleeping in the same inns sleeping in the same rooms potentially as they get closer #realizing they dont need to pay the fee for 2 bedrooms if theyre comfortable fighting back to back #realizing they dont need to pay the fee for 2 beds after one night of being forced to sleep in same one since all the 2 beds rooms ran out #and being comfortable with it - and then after their feelings are shared #realizing theyd rather sleep and rest peacefully next to one another #and wake up slowly and enjoy the mundane while they can #i drew ww waking up first bc i dont imagine he sleeps much tbh. i think vash is a light sleeper too and more often than not #and vash goes to bed just bc he knows if he tries to leave ww would follow him #i also think vash never had someone stand guard for him before even if that isnt what he wants out of ww to do. but knowing that ww is #there means that he can actually sleep peacefully without worry that someones going to drop on him immediately. i think he'd get used tothat #and ww -- as he opens his heart more to vash -- gets comfortable staying in bed a little longer #sleeps a little better -- especially when they start to share a bed bc there's a warmth there that he can't help but cave into #bc he hasn't had that in a long time. #ruporas art

[seokjinite]

SEOKJIN + looks i'm not normal about (cr. 0613data, apple tape)

#usersky #annietrack #usermaggie #userpat #userkelli #btsgif #seokjin #my gifset #my content #w:bts #please lmk if i shouldnt use your tag - i havent giffed bts in a minute and im not sure what tags to use anymore 🥹 #this was fun to color. took me 7 hours LMAOO but im satisfied for once. more or less #also first time trying the heavy sharpening/contrast i see a lot of creators use nowadays in both gifs and video edits #and i really like it i think. im going to alternate between this and my usual soft contrast in the future #anyways this man stays one of the most gorgeous creatures that ever graced planet earth im so serious #he doesnt even need bedroom eyes. look at that smile. the twinkling eyes. im awfully down bad for him and its embarassing #pf

[wigglebox]

Newsflash: They sound ridiculous either way

#spn fanart #destiel #destiel fanart #castiel #dean Winchester #spn art #spncreatorsdaily #wiggleart #got inspired seeing that phone call scene in the morgue on the destiel moments #Twitter lmao and I’m like I think even when they think they’re making sense with each other #no matter what they actually are ridiculous #dean why are you giving him the up and down and staring at his mouth #and adjusting yourself when he steps back into his trenchcoat in season 8 and smile like that when you hear #his voice on the phone and look like that when he doesn’t show up when you pray to him in your bedroom and when you made him #a mixtape and when you turned 180 around when he came back in season 13 and and —

[willowser]

aw winter being the time of year katsuki doesn't want to get out of bed without you 🥺 you've grown used to waking up in the morning when he leaves, and then waking up a few hours later in an empty bed—but during this season, you wake up with him curled around your back, leg between yours, face buried in your neck below the blanket. like fully encapsulating you and trying to roast you both alive 🥺

#it's not even that he's *cold* bc i think he runs hot but he's colder than *usual* #like he's used to 100° and now it's 75° and his tolerance is NOT with it 😔 #i imagine him like groggily walking out of the bedroom behind you and bringing the comforter with him LOL #hair flat on one side looking like a little BOY how CUTE #GRUMPY AND FROWNING #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: domestic bakugou

[aliencatart]

having himerita thoughts and missing them everyday of my life

#super sentai #ohsama sentai kingohger #kingohger #himeno ran #rita kanisuka #himerita #ritahime #my art #first one is based on that one lesbian makeup photo #i remembered it and immediately thought of them and needed to get it out of my system #i also think that despite being a monarch rita probably doesn't/have other's upkeep their own bedroom much like their study #cramped messy dark with even more moffun plushes taking over the bed #so it must be jarring for them whenever they wake up in himeno's bright fancy and clean room #oh and sidenote When is toei going to finally sell that moffun hoodie i Need it

[brekitten]

Bruce doesn't dream.

He never has, really - at least, not that he can remember. He never even had nightmares from the night his parents died. Maybe that's why; maybe he just subconsciously trained himself to not dream after that night, in fear of the nightmares that were sure to come. But the point is that he does not dream.

And yet.

The dream always starts out the same, every night, every time he closes his eyes and slips into the embrace of sleep. He's in a pitch-black room, one so dark that he can't see his hands even when he raises them right in front of his face. He knows, somehow, that he can walk for hours without coming into contact with anything - walls, furniture, anything at all to indicate that he was even in a room. Yet he knows that he is, although he's not sure why, as there really is no reason for him to know that.

The dream changes, after a while of walking. He knows that he won't find anything, no matter how far or how long he walks. This place is empty, desolate even. It fills him with dread every time. The change is never consistent, always bringing him to a different place each night.

(Once, it was a dusty old bedroom, one that made his heart ache, although he didn't know why. He had taken notice of the various space-themed decorations, the model rockets and NASA posters and stars on the ceiling. It was clearly a child's bedroom, but it hadn't been used in a long time. Another time, it was a darkened lab, illuminated only by the strange vials of green liquid lined along the many, many shelves. Bruce had wondered, after he had awoken, if it was Lazarus Water, but that felt wrong. It was something else. Something more. It had made him uneasy, and he got the feeling that something terrible had happened there. He didn't get a chance to investigate the gaping hole in the wall before he had been whisked away to another part of the dream.)

This time, he is in a brightly-lit white lab, and he has to blink stars out of his eyes at the abrupt change in lighting and color. He looks around; it seems like a typical lab, but everything is pure white, except for a green stain on the table. He can feel bile rising in his throat at the sight of the cuffs on the table, and though he still doesn't know what the green substance is, he gets the horrible feeling that it's blood. A lot of it.

He uses what little time he has to investigate the lab. There is an abundance of medical supplies, but many look unused, with the exception of the scalpels. The pit in his stomach continues to grow. Why were there so many? He reaches toward a vial of red liquid, wrong wrong wrong this is wrong, when the dream changes again.

Now he's in what is clearly a cell, except even the cells in Arkham aren't this bare. The only thing it contains is a familiar white-haired teenager, who is chained to the floor with cuffs that glow the same green as the vials of Lazarus Water that he's seen before.

Though Bruce has never learned his name, he has been in every dream, the one constant (besides the empty room, of course) in each one. The kid has never spoken, never done more than watch, but Bruce has always gotten the feeling that he was the reason for these strange dreams.

He knows that he should be more worried. If some kind of meta has managed to get inside his head, there's no telling what could happen. But he can't bring himself to be. Something is wrong, and it's not the teenager.

He can't help but think of his own children.

Something feels . . . off this time. The kid isn't looking up, isn't even moving - he seems limp, almost, as he kneels on the ground, weighed down by the chains keeping him there. Green blood - Bruce knows it's blood now, it has to be - drips from his still figure, pooling on the ground underneath him.

Bruce can't move. He desperately wants to, what could he even do? but it's like he's frozen in place. He can only watch as the teenager slowly, agonizingly, looks up at him, his bright green eyes dull and filled with fear and desperation and hope and -

Bruce wakes.

#dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #bruce wayne #danny fenton #dreams #angst #tw blood #it's technically ectoplasm but better safe than sorry #man it's been a while since i've done a prompt #it's a long one #idk where the inspiration for this even came from #thought it would be neat if danny keeps showing up in bruce's dreams asking for help #it turned into this #also danny got captured by the giw #idk why bruce is getting these dreams #he just is #so the big empty room is supposed to represent danny's thoughts and feelings of hopelessness and empitness #i think #it's supposed to be symbolic #idk if anyone got that but oh well #also that was danny's bedroom and the fenton's lab #which is more obvious than the big empty room lol #why is writing in present tense so hard tho #i guess i'm just used to writing in past tense #oh well #enjoy

[bonafidehero]

Okay does Mulder not have a bed/bedroom or is he just a perpetual fall-asleep-on-the-couch guy??

#the x files #txf #fox mulder #I can't recall if I've even seen him in a bedroom yet #hes always sleeping on the couch #even Scully slept on his couch I think when she'd stay at his house at times #anyways its for science #(the science of recreating his apartment in the sims that is)

[r-aindr0p]

Heehee it’s Idia day today hbd idia, now put on the maid dress.

(Im glad I managed to draw a little something and tbh its a coincidence that i finished it on Idia’s bday but hey that’s nice ! the last few weeks have been busy and I didnt have much time to draw I was going insane tbh )

#twisted wonderland #idia shroud #ortho shroud #twst idia #twst ortho #it was a little sketch I did months ago and was supposed to be a sticker sheet I think… #ahfhshf the busy days should be over soon I’ll be able to draw again tomorrow evening aaaaaaa #oh and I have a special Idia place in my bedroom I called the no touching grass altar i migh show it here one day

[unityrain24]

hate when people refer to sex as "the bedroom." also hate how "slept/sleeping together" is a way to say "had/having sex together." why do you hate romance. why do you hate platonic. why must everything be about sex. did you really have to use platonic/romantic/nuetral terms and make them about sex. can't you just use sexual terms for sexual things.

#the bedroom is for BED. you can do other things in a bedroom but the main purpose of bedroom is Not Sex!! #i love the bedroom. i want to sleep together. no i am not talking about sex how else am i supposed to word it #you can word sex other ways but you can't word those any more literally #i don't want people to assume sex!! #i want there to be things not implying/all about sex!!!! #unityrain.txt #i'm not even ace (well i guess i'm ace spec. but.) but i think they would enjoy this post #ace #asexual #sex repulsed #romance #platonic

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads

The Spider And Her Demons

YA Australian urban fantasy/horror

about a Malaysian-Chinese girl who’s half spider-demon, just trying to keep her head down and survive high school

when she accidentally kills and eats a man in front of the most popular girl at school, they strike up a strange friendship and she starts to learn more about herself and the supernatural world

aroacespec/sapphic ish

#The Spider And Her Demons #Sydney Khoo #loveozya #aroaessidhe 2023 reads #you give me a teenage girl with giant hair spider legs who scuttles across her bedroom wall on page 3 #and then eats a man and i am already sold. #also aus books are always so familiar compared to US books :) #and yes sexuality stuff is ambiguous but basically: a bunch of discussion on relationship hierachies (ie friendship equally/more important) #themes of feeling unlovable bc you're different and different forms of love #multiple times the MC says she has no interest in dating or relationships and also is touch (and maybe sex) repulsed #- but of course that Also has to do with the whole Being A Monster thing #and it definitely shows some kind of attraction to dior - ie looking at her lips/bare skin; blushing; etc #and ends on sort of hand kiss / 'is this something??' vibes #I asked the author and they said they see them as QPR / platonic soulmates but are not at the point where they would know what to call it #which makes total sense to me! #the part of me who wants more obvious aroace YA wishes it was a little more specific #but also I DO love ambiguity and I think it wouldn't be true to the characters #who are clearly not even ready to start figuring that stuff out. #and also. aroacespec sapphics is like. also something i want #also like. I think it's reductive to assume just because 'looks at lips' is a common allo attraction trope....doesn't necessarily mean #it has to be that. yknow. #anyway. i loved it a lot. #gross spidergirl (affectionate)...... #also dior is such an interesting and complex character. like another book could have made her nicer or less fucked up

[popiplant]

me when i fuck it we ball

#ortismypassion #undertale #sans #papyrus #flowey #frisk #i did not lovk in i actually got locked the fuck out abd climbed through the window instead #anwyasys i think about them alot. too much #thinking about them all remembering resets and all burdened by tue fact that theyve all killed each other and they've all watched each othe #die over and over. #but its ok they're silly with it now and are not totally a little co dependent and trauma bonded abd cant be away from each other for a few #minutes at a time #anwyags i have this scene in my head of toriel opening the bedroom door and looking at them all fondly . a soft smile on her face #before closing the door and sighing. letting a worried frown mar her face #because shesso worried about them. #worried about how they seem so close yet they have not known each other for even a month before getting to their surface home #and how theyre never apart #or how all of them get nightmares and seem to seek each other out for comfort. so mucn so that theyve all moved into one room together #anwyays do you get me. do tou get it (wjo tf is reading this anymore) #they've been through so much and seen so many things that theyre not the same peoplen they were. never will be.

[mariailoveyou-guerin]

Colin I am a gentleman Bridgerton I love you so much like you have no idea, the carriage scene is the same as when modern men just crawl or unannounced climbed and get into the girl’s bedroom but Colin asked pen to let him in and he wasn’t gonna get inside until she said yes and he even said PLEASE and that’s why Colin will forever be the most beautiful perfect male character in media history and you can’t change my mind about it!

#bridgerton #colin bridgerton #polin #penelope featherington #personally I always found it creepy bc how long was they standing there watching them change? #Not Paxton tho bc he actually knocked unlike the rest who was already inside before her or was watching her sleep #most of them just getting in without the girls even noticing without letting her know or even knocking on the window just nasty always was #how did they make anyone think it was romantic a man walking into your bedroom unannounced and just watching you sleep or watching you dres #they really had y’all believe a man climbing into your bedroom window was romantic cute sexy? without knocking and you don’t know how long #he was watching you change or get dressed it was just so creepy to me like why couldn’t they use the damn door or at least knock first when #got there or knock to let the girl know he’s there instead of just waiting and going in without her noticing or allowing it just very weird

[katzkinder]

You’d think I’d have more sky metaphors but no it's always the damn ocean with these two. And ultimately I think it's because the sky is simple. You look up and what you see is what you get. Cloudy, rainy, sun, storm, lightning, even mist, they're all easy to see. You can understand at a glance what's going on with it, but the relationship between Reborn and Tsuna isn't straightforward like that at all

I think the pedestal Tsuna places Reborn on, whether he knows it's there or not, is an important facet of their relationship because it's not just Reborn failing to communicate like a human being

It's Tsuna filtering everything about him through this strange, fucked up gratitude

The first and only time we see Tsuna stand up to Reborn and really hold his ground in a way that has impact on the story is when Reborn has done something that shakes the foundation of what Tsuna thinks is an immutable fact

Reborn has given up, and Tsuna can't accept that

He'll drag you with him to the future if it's the last thing he does. You don't just get to turn his entire life upside down and then disappear from it, leave him to clean up the pieces. Don’t lie and say you didn’t realize when you agreed to this, you agreed to becoming one of his people

It's the difference between teasing a cute little cub and one day that cub isn't so little anymore, and the realization settles in that you've raised a lion

The lion just wasn't supposed to view you as prey

anyway i have a LOT of feelings about these two and their strange… Push and pull. The way they’re more than friends, the way they give each other what they never knew they were even missing.

The way Tsuna gives Reborn the courage to believe again in a life he’d accepted as forfeit.

I don’t… See them as father and child. I just can’t. It’s not them. Reborn isn’t a parent. He’s a mentor, he’s a friend, he’s Tsuna’s family but not like that.

And I don’t think Tsuna would want to ever label reborn with something so vile as the same title Iemitsu has. He doesn’t hate Iemitsu. Not anymore anyway. The man’s just not worth it. But it would leave an awful taste in his mouth, I think. To put Reborn on the same level as the person who abandoned him for his job.

Because Reborn did the opposite. He came back.

#khr #katekyo hitman reborn #r27 #sawada tsunayoshi #khr reborn #does Tsuna have daddy issues #yes #but I think he’d rather die than even mentally think of reborn as a father figure #this does not apply to kink solely because while I personally don’t enjoy daddy in the bedroom #I think it’s really really funny to give tsuna kinks he absolutely loathes having #and to also make reborn suffer through that

[isbergillustration]

How’s Cara treating you?

I like how the app's laid out, but right now it’s suuuper slow, so I haven’t actually, you know, used it much in the half hour Ive had it.

Also Ive been using it one handed because someone confiscated one of them.

#cat and me are hiding out in the bedroom because it’s to fucking hot in the rest of the apartment #we are reading mona lisa overdrive and i have further questions for william gibson #anyway no art this sec but cat is even better right? i think so. she is very soft.

[collgeruledzebra]

artemy burakh is so much stronger than me because if I was 6'3" with multiple stab wounds and the RICHEST MAN IN TOWN said he'd take me in and then made me sleep on a COUCH!! a LEATHER COUCH!!! the reputation meter would not have been able to fucking stop me i would be ripping peoples heads off in the STREETS for that

#there simply arent any good beds available in pathologic 2 and it's absolutely tragic #and i mean that. i could FEEL how cold and stiff i would be waking up on that couch #fuck you forever vlad olgimsky there are a lot of reasons youre a terrible person but dont think im letting this one slide just because #and lara. girl. listen i know youve been having a hard time lately and youre sad about your dad but your childhood bestie who you havent #seen in 5-6 years stumbled up on your doorstep injured and hunted AND HAVING JUST LEARNED HIS OWN FATHER IS DEAD and you cant even go #up and face the spookies in your own house (your BIG ASS HOUSE) to air out a spare bedroom... come on now #daniil...................................................... #😶 good night. sincerely #pathologic #original