#even lie and steal and hurt ppl

[lanaluthorlang]

s2 “I don’t want to hurt anyone” lana vs s7 ‘kidnapping lionel and hitting him with a shovel when he tries to escape’ lana

#smallville #lana lang #I just think that she!!! #like I don’t subscribe to the notion that she should have went the villainous route #bc she’s so driven by love and compassion for others #but she’s also driven by a strong sense of loyalty! #and as an adult she would do ANYTHING to keep her loved ones safe #even lie and steal and hurt ppl #I’d say she’s probably closest to Ollie in terms of ideology??? #but s8 tries to align her more with Clark…when like they never got past his distrust of her in s7 #bc they put her in a coma as soon as they started mending their relationship #n e ways…I just think that Lana’s morality is complex and interesting but gets glossed over bc #like most things about her character #the writers aren’t really sure what they want to say and keep changing their minds

[livinahey]

aaaaaastrobs-essions (jk) .・゜゜・

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if you struggling with low self esteem go to fire sun/earth mars/venus in angles (1h/4h/7h/10). They will cheer you up and remind you that you deserve fine things in life 💅✨🧚‍♀️ just dont fake your insecurities to them or theyll disgusted by you

speak of self esteem, someone that have their asteroid medusa (149) in your 2nd are the one that silently judge and mock you. the one that try to attack your self esteem. the one that underestimate you; and will start to think "whats cool about them?" if you get great achievement in life. EVEN think that you dont deserve that and it should be them because they think theyre way much better than you 😹😹 what a bitch. beware of them try to steal your great things as a result ‼️😒👹💥💥

asteroid nemesis (128) in house shows ab whats hurt you then you develop animosity/hatred to it, check the theme of the house

1h - hatred towards self identity, hatred towards how people see you, you can hate your looks :(

2h - hatred towards possessions. You may lacks of material possessions, feel less than others in that area and you hate it

3h - hatred towards sibling, neighbor

4h - hatred towards family

5h - hatred towards "spotlight", flings, drama, childlike spirit

6h - hatred towards coworker, health (you may feel youre less healthy than others)

7h - hatred towards partner (✋💀💀), partnership itself. you likely wanna do everything alone

8h - hatred towards mystery. you hate it when someone hides something from you, not clear ab something, keeping something from you, being secretive

9h - hatred towards um.... tw religions. sorry you probably hate particular beliefs. hatred towards travelling, inlaws are also possible

10h - hatred towards public image, fame. you can hate public figures, famous person 😹😹 (im laughing because yeah we all know public figure often are not what they show on the media aka theyre fake)

11h - hatred towards friend, hatred towards what you see on internet. can be indicator of someone that dont like to use social media, or you give hate speech/comments on social media

12h - hatred towards whats "out of reach"

cardinal moons are pure souls that surrounded by "darkness". they can easily influenced by negativity from their surrounding so they MUST, i say MUST to keep good ppl around them or....bye (aka they can turn themselves into the evil)

what's with sag venus and having interest in things that they shouldnt be interested to

taurus women have this fiery strong badass facade to them, while the men looks like cute puppy (and wise???) lmao (for sun moon mars)

mutable mercury in first decan (0°-9°) why are you like to lie for no reason. are prone to say what they dont really mean. go seek better hobbies!

some of leo sun men are gay but they hide it by having love relationship with women... that's very weird (and irritating) of you

undeveloped earth venus only falls for/want to dating popular goodlooking mf even if in personality wise theyre not that best and it can leads to unfulfilling relationship 💁‍♀️

talk ab earth venus, i see them always fall for fixed sign venus (no im not referring them fixed venus as bad one that i mentioned above)

developed earth venus? they dont need to be with someone to increase their status, they simply being the (true) great person they are 🤩 (they know how to and do get the good life by themselves!!)

what i like ab fire moon is theyre so passionate but sometimes it can be too passionate where it leads to them making unnecessary drama 😭😭

water suns are prone to being delusional 😹😹

air venus stop giving mixed signals

i cant help but think ab where sagittarius in your chart shows what's "wild", "crazy" about you. thats why pluto in sag generations being seen as scary bcs the power (pluto rules ab power) they have.... 😹😹

moon-neptune aspects 🤝 say something then regret it

libra big 6 placements 🤝 attract petty ppl (and then get attacked, being seen as bad one when they just want to defend/protect themselves :()

undeveloped fixed moon 🤝 being petty

pluto in earth house (2h/6h/10h) are the brat but loved lmao

aqua mars 🤝 makes ppl amazed

air sign jupiter give the vibes of unstoppable teenagers (in a good way). see blackpink lisa (aqua jupiter), nct jaemin (gemini jupiter), newjeans hanni (libra jupiter), or another air sign jupiter you know! 😉

saturn-sun aspect are prone to experience unexpected loss :(

there's nothing more i hate in synastry than squaring to venus aspect... bc i feel unwanted there 🧍‍♀️🪓

#astro notes #astrology #astrology observations #astroblr #asteroid astrology #venus astrology #taurus #mercury astrology #sagittarius #houses in astrology #libra #pluto astrology #synastry #venus synastry #astrology chart #synastry chart #natal chart

[astroloverblog]

astrology observations part. 3

💫 HIGHLIGHTS: Pisces Moon, Lilith in 3rd/4th/5th/7th/10th/11th, Capricorn Moon/Rising, Mars in Aries/Taurus/Scorpio, Venus Opposite Moon, Pluto Sextile Asc, Gemini/Libra/Leo Rising, Aries/Aquarius Venus, Saturn in 3rd/12th, Sagittarius & earth signs in big 3‘s, Jupiter in 11th, Fama (408) Conjunct Jupiter, Industria (389) in 2nd, Rahu in Leo & Ketu in Aquarius

Use Rising Sign:

introverts: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo

extroverts: Aquarius, Libra, Gemini, Leo, Aries

ambiverts (both): Sagittarius

☂️ Scorpio & Sagittarius are a good example for understanding the deeper meaning of life with questions like “Why am i here?” “What is my purpose?” etc. They often question the meaning of life.

☂️ 8th house Gemini always talking about sex but are rather interested in the mental side of the relationships instead of the sexual. Tendency to black-white thinking.

☂️ Mars in Taurus love when you kiss their neck, they have a high sex drive and their possessions are the most important thing for them. Buy them necklaces.

☂️ Lilith in the 3rd house people tend to steal, cheat, lie or fake documents. Always fighting with their siblings.

☂️ Venus Opposition Moon have complicating relationships, more the type for one night stands. Its hard to cooperate with them because their needs are quite the opposite of what they feel. You have high expectations of your partner. Maybe try loving yourself first before loving others.

☂️ Gemini Risings fall for anyone who‘s funny, they need partners that are charismatic and relatable. They smile a lot when their lover is around. Their first thought in the morning is usually; „Where is my phone?“

☂️ Lilith in the fourth house have a challenging relationship with the family or mother, might be someone with toxic roots.

☂️Taurus 5th house ppl love collectables like funko pop figures, trading cards or even collecting video game consoles.

☂️ Moon in Pisces can easily isolate themselves from others when they feel the need to. They have a strong passion for singing, dancing, comedy, art or any other talent. Interested in deep & meaningful conversations.

☂️ Mars in Aries loveeee dominating in relationships (especially in bed🤌) They love dramatically and if you mess with them you’ll always get it back. They always fight back. Might have a uncommon taste in music, food, fashion, etc.

☂️ Lilith in the 5th house have selfish pleasures, might struggle with addictions or a hurt inner child.

☂️ Lilith in the 7th house have difficulties with relationships, might be manipulative, could attract toxic partners and enemies.

☂️ Capricorn Risings come off mature & when they get compliments they might compliment back. Normally very popular especially in high school, they smile a lot. Like to take many pics of themselves.

☂️ Lilith in the 10th have compromises at work and a complicated public image. They can be harsh towards their co-workers.

☂️ Pluto Sextile Ascendant like to be with ppl one-on-one instead of being in a group full of people. Might be explorative of the taboo areas of sexuality, especially domination, whips, leather, etc. (Fifty shades of grey, that‘s all i‘m saying🤭)

☂️ Capricorn Moon are the ones annoying everyone and at the same time feel annoyed by everyone. (If that makes sense lol) Its giving ENTJ personality type. They never know how they feel, their mood can go up and down. Hate when people talk behind their back, feels like everyone betrays them.

☂️ Lilith in the 11th you might have obsessions about the future, your friend group can have a bad influence on you.

☂️ Libra Risings struggle the most deciding what to wear, they always say smth like “I have nothing to wear” when their closet is a whole mall shop of clothing. They can easily get offended by others opinions since they’re sensitive & can’t handle criticism very well. They love following fashion trends.

☂️ MC in a fire sign gives leadership abilities and big chances of huge success in their career. They need a job that motivates them and usually know exactly what kind of job they want.

☂️ Mars in Scorpio are somehow really into playing the drums. Females with this placement could be „tomboy“ like, since this Mars is more masculine.

☂️ Is there a specific reason that especially people with earth signs in their big 3 are interested in fantasy fiction including; harry potter, lord of rings, star wars and so on?

☂️ Saturn in the 3rd are normally the type who hates small talk, has a small social circle & usually avoids going to parties. Might also prefer texting instead phone calls or facetime.

☂️ Venus in Aries love jewellery especially earrings or rings in general. Buy them any jewellery as long as it suits their skin tone.

☂️ Rahu in Leo & Ketu in Aquarius start listening to your heart instead of your head. Avoid being emotional detached and let go of the habit having to „fit in“.

☂️ Venus in Aquarius may appear shy at first, but deep down they are extroverted. They fall for intelligent, unique and independent lovers. They might not show that they care, but deep down they do. They seek pleasure in business or technology.

☂️ Venus/Mars in Scorpio its important for you to understand your deeper emotions and know what you want. You are charismatic and fall for emotional intelligence & for dynamic and powerful partners.

☂️ Fama (408) Conjunct Jupiter is such a important indicator for getting famous one day, even in persona charts. Having this placement in of your persona charts (check your dom planets & their persona charts) can be so important too.

☂️ Venus in Aries (again) are impulsive at love, the relationship gotta be exciting or they‘ll loose interest/feelings quick. Give them a reason to stay with you, winning their heart over is not easy at all. Check on them 24/7 or else you make them feel unworthy or unloved.

☂️ Leo Risings are such people pleasers (at times) but they are always attracted to popular people or ppl that are unique, really open and playful.

☂️ Industria (389) in the 2nd house can make it look so easy to make money, even when they get fired and loose their job, they still find a way making money. Although they never run out of money, ever.

☂️ The 12th house can show what you lack the most. For ex. Taurus in the 12th: lack of trust, security, stability. Cancer in the 12th: lack of kindness, empathy, a home, emotions. Saturn in the 12th has a tendency to self harm.

☂️ Sagittarius in the big 3‘s or having Sagittarius 9°, 21° degrees makes someone have the best. humor. ever. Showing comedy tv shows or anything associated with comedy is their absolute favourite thing to do. guys I‘ll recommend minions on this one.

☂️ Saturn in the 12th house individuals biggest fear might be dying alone. They often feel guilty and might be artistic or at least have writing skills. They could have wanted to kill themselves before or even tried doing it.

☂️ Jupiter in the 11th house if Jupiter is weak, the natives tend to overeat and overdrink & can easily get addicted to alcohol. If Jupiter is well aspected, they are blessed with good-looking partners and a happy marriage.

sorry it took me so long to make this post, I’m so proud of you guys we almost made it to 600 followers! :P

#lilith #lilith in the houses #astrology #astro notes #astrology notes #astro observations #astrology observations #astrology aspects #astrology community #astrology houses #astrology placements #tumblr #trending #trendy #astro placements #astrology tumblr #astroloverblog #astrological houses #venus astrology #asteroids #witchcraft #natal chart #euphoria #zendaya #astro community #Spotify

[korkiekenobiconfirmed]

I could go on here and say my problems with st*rek lie in the lack of scenes together or the fact that their canon dynamic was more comedic/antagonistic than romantic, but honestly that’s not even it. Idc when ppl ship characters that didn’t have great chemistry, didn’t get along, didn’t even MEET in canon! idc! What I do care about is:

1) Pedophilia. Stiles is a teenager, Derek’s a grown man. I’ve seen debates about derek’s exact age but tbh whether he’s 22 or 26 or 30 doesn’t change the fact that he’s way too old to date a high school sophomore. Period.

2) Stealing Scott’s personality. All the st*rek fics are chock full of Stiles being the nurturing “Pack Mom” while Derek plays Dad when Stiles is unforgiving, caustic, and sharp-tongued 90% of the time. It’s Scott who takes in strays and treats everyone around him with utmost kindness right up until they prove they don’t deserve it. Even then, he still sometimes forgives.

3) St*rek’s prevalence. Okay, so we’ve come up with a crack ship that doesn’t have much basis in canon! Great! Why is it suddenly THE MOST POPULAR SHIP IN THE FANDOM BY A FUCKING MILE? I can’t go anywhere in any teen wolf fandom spaces without the goddamn st*rek jumpscaring me. For reference, St*rek outclasses the second most popular ship on ao3 (which happens to be Steter for some fuckin’ reason) by MORE THAN 7X!

4) The delusion. I’ve seen lots of ships like Malia and Isaac where the shipping is a little…tongue in cheek. The shippers are self-aware, they know there isn’t much canon basis, but they’ve decided to go ahead anyways because this is fiction and it’s fun and it hurts nobody. I’ve seen ships like Scissac or Malira where the shippers are more delulu (admittedly me, lol) yet there’s a decent canon basis to those relationships that make the hc shipping more understandable… but I have never (and I mean NEVER) witnessed such widespread CONVICTION about such a canonically weak ship. Never in my life in any other fandom (besides maybe the rpf weirdos) have I seen SO many people who are SO INVESTED in a ship with such little foundation, while not one of them is self aware enough to look around and admit that it’s really just a crackship!

#anti sterek #teen wolf #pro scott mccall #Idk if that’s a tag but it is now

[stellar-planetary-system]

thinking abt jackie and wilson by hozier as a verge (young leif series) song. thinking abt them meeting leif and thinking abt

INTRO VERSE: so tired trying to see from behind the red in my eyes / no better version of me I could pretend to be tonight

^verge living every day jumping and surviving to get to tomorrow, slowly ground down to feel tired of life, with the red in their eyes from the dryness of the desert they meet leif in.

soul deep in the swill w the most familiar of swine/for reasons wretched and divine

^verge being born into a life of crime for the most cruel of crimes and that rejection and hate from other ppl permeating their soul

^^“for reasons wretched” vapus being destroyed by the hubris of their plans “and divine” the incredible power that could have been achieved

she blows outta nowhere roman candle of the wild / laughing her way through my feeble disguise

^leif literally showing up on a broken ship like a firecracker in their life to spark something new / he sees through verge as a terrifying person and breaks their guard down so easily

no other version I would rather be tonight / and lord! she found me just in time

^feeling more and more relaxed with leif, beginning to feel happy in the moment they found leif when they did

cause with my mid youth crisis all said and done / I need to be youthfully felt, cause god I’ve never felt young.

^verge makes the choice to kiss leif in realizing they need to feel something they’d never been able to before

CHORUS

she’s gonna save me call me baby run her hands through my hair.

^leif being one of the only ppl verge could ever let close to run his hands in their hair (and not pull it).

she’ll know me crazy soothe me daily / better yet she wouldn’t care.

^leif being the one person who knows them so intimately, calms them in all their crises, and most importantly doesn’t care what kinds of sins other ppl put on their shoulders. he just loves them.

we’ll steal a lexus be detectives ride round picking up clues

^being on the nancy sinatra and living their fantasy life of being criminals with a purpose in their small family together

we’ll name our children jackie and wilson / raise em on rhythm and blues

^the ultimate fantasy of being able to settle down for verge. even if they don’t want kids it’s the yearning for a life they wish they could have. something about being Able to settle down that’s so appealing yet so far. / ^^another piece of that fantasy, that they’re gonna raise their kids on a steady rhythm, something calm and soulful and significantly Normal in their own way.

VERSE

lord! it’d be great to find a place we could escape sometime / me and my isis growing black irises in the sunshine

^verge starting to consciously wonder about some kind of normalcy to their life. / "me and my isis" is usually referred to as the goddess of healing and love, so the healing and love of verge through leif and “black irises” could be funeral flowers and maybe them knowing the fantasy’s doomed from the start.

every version of me dead and buried in the yard outside / we’d sit back and watch the world go by / happy to lie back, watch it burn and rust / we tried the world good god it wasn’t for us

^for a moment this was their life. to say fuck the world that hurt them badly and let it burn as long as they had an escape with leif.

CHORUS

she’s gonna save me call me baby run her hands through my hair / she’ll know me crazy soothe me daily / better yet she wouldn’t care / we’ll steal her lexus be detectives / ride round picking up clues / we’ll name our children jackie and wilson / raise em on rhythm and blue

^repeated again like they're reliving their life with leif and then.

VERSE

cut clean from the dream last night let my mind reset / looking up from a cigarette and she’s already left

^waking up the next day after their escape from minsky and lafftrax without leif (who left them voluntarily).

I start digging up the yard for what’s left of me in our little vignette / for whatever poor soul is coming next

^falling back into their old life knowing they can’t stay the same person they were with leif in order to survive.

END CHORUS

she’s gonna save me call me baby run her hands through my hair / she’ll know me crazy soothe me daily / better yet she wouldn’t care / we’ll steal her lexus be detectives / ride round picking up clues / we’ll name our children jackie and wilson / raise em on rhythm and blues

^the lingering memories of a life they could have had but could never have actually had it.

#yeah ik I've already talked abt it. what abt it. I have a message to spread and it's that verge is gay yearning to ME #only anja and eleri are the real ones here who responded LMAO #ne ways <3 jackie and wilson ultimate yearning song #also leif he/him lesbian #I think abt them being lesbians often. I think they deserve to both have tramsgmednerism #verge young leif #young leif #midnight burger #yes ik it's a goofy little podcast. let me have this !!! #leif midnight burger #I also think leif deserves to have engineering hotness. most importantly leif as a woman I think she deserves a tank top #the mechanic suit covered in grease and the worst showering ever. she's space trailer hobo engineer dyke energy she deserves it sm #verge takes one look and decides that Yeah that's it. that's the one. #I have NOT listened in a while nobody @ me about specifics idc im bored at work let me live

[maxmagic]

In a nightly delirium, me and my friend created this hellish crossover no body asked for. It started as a joke but quickly spiraled into just ... us fully giving the Strawhat crew full classpects and (lazy) Alternian names !!! Just a little brainstorm experiment 

Idk does this hurt more the Homestuck or One piece audience... This definitely has been done before 

BIG Rambles and explanations below (SPOILERS FOR ONE PIECE) 

- SO most of these we based on their canon birthdays, except for Robin, Franky and Jinbei for variety and like... How can I not make Jinbei a violet given he is a fish man 

Luffy: 

-Literally both Heir and Breath fit Luffy so well, given how much change he causes in others and the situation around him. Heir means “a person who inherits” and in the Homestuck world they create and bring change via their aspect, and he really does create change. He values freedom and plus the sign of “The Liberated” really fits if you know what recently developed in the manga ;)

-I think even in alternia he would be the same, even though I dont think Alternia has pirates ( maybe there are space pirates). So lets say he wants to rule as a Space fleet captain but doesnt want it to be under the Condesce so he intentionally/unintentionally starts a revolution. 

- Also he very much wouldnt care about the Hemospectrum, like the carefree lad he is

Zoro :

-Another one that wasnt very hard to fit into. Hes a fighter, he had a kinda difficult life and is generally very action oriented which fits very much into Time-bound. The Knight aspect was put in more for his connection with Luffy and how he vowed to always be by his side, but he also generally protects his friends a lot. Hes very much a servant in his own goal of becoming the strongest swordsman. But ,especially in the earlier arcs, Zoro was always dealt with heavy punches and wounds, yet he still fought through them and pushed foward.

- Again would be very similar to how he is in the series, just maybe like is in an underground fighting rink or something to look for strong players

Nami: - Blood seems like an odd fit for Nami in particular, but it was chosen mostly cuz its an aspect tied to connection and Nami is a very sneaky individual. She is a thief and knows how to swindle ppl in her favor but she did it for her village, her closest bond at the time. Plus Blood-bound are usually seen as spiritual leaders, which I think fits her as the teams navigator. The thief class is mostly there for her thieving nature

- Also you'll notice that some of these guys are pretending to be some other blood casts for story reasons. For Nami specifically, since Lime bloods in homestuck canon are dead, lets say she hides as a teal so she doesnt get killed. Plus it wouldnt be beyond her to have a few different colored outfits to blend in the higher casts so she can steal stuff better

Usopp: 

-Of course this giant ass liar would pretend hes a higher cast then he actually is. Honestly Id think he would lie he is a full violet, but he doesnt have fins, so lets make a stretch he lies about being an olive cuz hes being more realistic. He went to the extend of getting clothes from a dead olive that has blood so he can like “prove hes really an olive (the clothes clearly dont fit). Plus id assume he would be very scared of high bloods, so olives (being the most secluded) would be something he likes 

- For his classpect, Hope bounds are kinda liars, which fits him perfectly. Theyre also very imaginitive and dreamers. Usopp wants to be this great warrior, but he knows he doesnt really have the means to be, so he fakes it. He spins himself a false hope narrative with his tall tales. But Hope-bounds are also driven to be heroes and help. Despite being scared and cowardly, Usopp always manages to get up and help his friends in times of crisis, making hope for himself and sometimes others, thus his Page class. 

Sanji: - Ohohohoho this one was super fucking fun. Other then the obvious, Heart bounds are driven by their passions and ideals and so is Sanji. He is willing to defend them at all times and is proud of them. He isnt willing to hide from it. Now the prince would be a little contradictory for everything ive mentioned about Sanji, but it was chosen mostly for his past and how he had to destroy his princely title to become who he wanted to be. Plus he literally is a prince so it had to be done

- By his own birthday he would be a Fuscia, and in this hypothetical universe Ive made the executive decision that the Condesces epmire got so big she couldnt rule over it all by herself so she genetically engendered 5 fuscia kids (Sanji and his siblinds) to help her rule, but obviously her ran from it.  He hides a Bronze so he could persue his cooking passions

Chopper: 

-Another one that isnt too hard, he is a doctor and a healer so he got the most healer classpect combo. 

- sorry my child you were just simple

Robin:

- She is a Violet by her birthday, but idk it just didnt really fit her personality and general vibe, so she became a Jade for her more motherly mature role in the crew all round. Plus her wanting to live and escape her situation would fit a jade who doesnt want to be be in the brooding caverns

- One more not too complicated classpect. Light- bounds are knowledge seekers and schoolars, which fits Robin well. She is willing to risk everything for the percuit of truth and knowledge. Theyre also kinda mischievous and rule breakers, which i believe Robin has a bit of. Mages are ppl who gains knowledge, which just reiterates what i said 

Franky:

- another changed blood cast, only cuz hed be a fuscia and I simply cant see Franky as one.

-He was one of the most difficult to nail down, but I think we did him justice. Now Void seems kinda unfitting for the flashy Franky, but Void was chosen for the fact that Franky is kind of a confusion with his limitless cyborg gadgets. Plus Equius is a void player and he is an engineer so might as well . The Sylph also doesnt seem like the most obvious fit but he kinda is a healer of the Thousand Sunny who he made and maintains, along with other weapons and machinery and even his own body.

Brook: 

- His classpect is much more surface level. Space-bounds connected to the arts and Brook is a musician so its a fit. Plus they tend to rescycle things and make them into something new, which kinda goes in line with Brook kinda getting a new life. Maid goes also in line with his musicalness, but also both the Maid players in Homestuck are kinda connected to death

Jinbei:

-Another one that got changed because he just had to be a violet. He is always a fish man its just how it is

- Another one that was difficult, cuz Jinbei is relatively new and doesnt have the mountains of screentime as the rest,  so his classpect was done a little loosely. Rage players are there for truth and justice, but theyre also bring chaos an confusion. This doesnt fit in with Jinbei until you add the prince title, a destroyer class. In my mind this causes a contrast that kinda fits Jinbeis wish for order and stability. He wants to do anything for the people hes close to. Idk his im kinda mulled over cuz I dont know him too well

These were my personal interpretations, feel free to share yours

#one piece #one piece fanart #op #onepiece #homestuck #au #this took forever to write #luffy #zoro #sanji #nami #usopp #robin #franky #brook #jinbei

[little-cereal-draws]

I don't think Kitty would like going to the doctors/vet. The whole declawing thing has really made her stay as far away from medical professionals as possible.

I think that it’s not FEAR per say, just a deep general mistrust. It’s been so long since that disastrous visit when she was small and she was probably drugged during it so she can’t remember it SUPER well, and logically knows why doctors are good, but still distrusts them more than normal ppl (which is saying smth lol). I think she would prefer to deal w everything herself and only go to the doctor when it’s an absolute emergency/she is literally dying. In that situation, she’ll let the doctor touch her and do their work but it’s super nerve racking the whole time. She wants a complete list of everything they’re going to do and how they’re going to do it beforehand, and they better stick exactly to that list or she will attack them and run out.

She’s only gone a couple times in her life and always has gone by herself. It’s been… manageable… but in a way where you just have to grin and bear and hope it ends quickly. It’s better when her newfound friends come w her (tho she’ll never admit it).

I think eventually it would come up somehow and puss and perrito would be like “what do u mean you’ve broken seven bones but have only gone to the dr twice?? Even if they're healed now, you should probably go in for a checkup.” It turns into a huge fight bc she doesn’t want to go but just when the boys are abt to give in, she says she’ll do it. But only bc of how concerned they are, she knows she’s fine. It’s several days of mental prep first, u can’t spring these things on her, and they have to promise stay w her the entire time. So they go and it turns out to be much easier w ppl who care abt her/she trusts than when she goes by herself.

Puss helps her keep an eye on the dr and follows them around when she has to stay on the table. This is great actually bc then she knows someone who actually cares about her is watching what the dr is doing while their back is turned to her and she can’t see. Puss even goes so far to “test” some of the equipment which leads to the appointment taking a SUPER long time and him accidentally hurting himself a few times lol (It wasn’t anything serious, just a few pokes and bumps bc he was being orange and rushing in before he knew what it did/how to use it)

Perrito just kinda chills on the table next to Kitty and offers up comforting words and positive reinforcement. She even lets him put his head in her lap which is huge for him. Perrito would never hurt anybody, especially someone he knows it’s trying to help his friend, but when Kitty starts getting all hissy and puffed up bc smth isn’t going how she planned or her personal space isn’t being respected, he’ll bark and growl along with her to really drive the message home that the dr needs to back off. Honestly, the dr would probably step away anyway even if he wasn't helping her but Kitty secretly appreciates it. Knowing that her friends are here and are even willing to fight the dr if something bad happened to her certainly helps her feel more comfortable.

It goes... as well as it can given the circumstances and they promise (lie) that they’ll be back in six months on the way out. They also steal the whole bucket of treats. Kitty had scoffed when the dr had offered her one but Puss said that they were actually pretty good and ofc Perrito wanted one too and next thing the dr knew, all the treats were all gone, bucket and everything lol

Kitty and the boys compromise on one check up a year (she wanted to do none but they wanted her to be healthy). Ofc if it’s an emergency than maybe they can renegotiate that number but she’s always super careful in her missions so the odds of that emergency happening aren’t high.

#and uh yeah that's the post #actually they should all really get check ups #pre last wish puss doesn't strike me as someone who would go (his pride is too big) #kitty obviously not and nobody probably ever loved perrito enough to take him for regular visits (excluding that scar he has) #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #kitty softpaws #perrito

[palajae]

thoughts on the plagiarism that's been going on lately?

i’ve been pretty inactive on tumble recently (if anyone didn’t know) and to say the least i was super surprised/appalled at all the sudden plagiarism when i checked back in!!

it’s one thing to be inspired by someone else (w/ creds) and it’s completely another to steal an entire work 😮‍💨😮‍💨 fr i honestly don’t know how people can be shameless enough to straight up steal other content and lie—like i don’t understand what you get out of it??

anyways this is getting long but i feel horrible for any writers/moots having to deal with stolen fics and hopefully they get everything sorted out 🤞🏻🤞🏻esp since i know how hard some ppl work and literally who likes getting any of their possessions stolen/copied? and ik coincidences can happen bc there’s so so many fics out there and sometimes writers read other works and write something similar w/o even realizing it. it can happen accidentally and that’s fine

side note (sorry): whether ppl know it or not, i think most-if not all-writers have a fear of getting their work stolen. as someone who receiving some questionable/suspicious messages regarding my works, it is always something we try to keep an eye out for. and sometimes we get lucky w kind moots/readers that inform us so we know and can address the situation !! i think all i can say is spreading the message really really increases awareness to all and if anyone finds/suspects something plagiarized, please let writers know because it helps more than you think- we really do appreciate it!! (and even if it turns out not to be the case, it doesn’t hurt to let us know anyway :))

#oops im rambling #but that is basically all my thoughts :) #like ive never seen plagiarism blow up this much before… #palajae. #asks. #i didn’t mean for this to get this long 😃

[softdykellie]

pls dont rush urself i love these <3 gotta know which tlou girl im shipped with

man hating (/hj) lesbian here! im 5'6, not super muscular but pretty athletic (i do karate and track), got short fluffy auburn hair n blue eyes and a bunch of freckles. definitely got a grungy masc style. id consider myself an introvert but really talkative with the right people, im a leo if that helps any, and im not *super* touchy even tho im def not touched starved ermm whatt.... but i am very emotionally clingy and will literally protect ppl i care about with my life. love language is acts of service and quality time i think? i dont like people who arent loyal/lie a lot. im a dog person n i love love music. im also into archery and art. uhhhh im kind of socially awkward ngl. apparently im great with kids even though im not a huge fan of them??

ps also i love buff women :) and just women in general hhhgjjgjjdnnfndn

i ship you with me! message me- you met ellie when you were in early middle school, at the corner of your eye you could see another girl getting picked on and immediately went up to the perpetrator to make them stop, except someone was a couple steps ahead of you, pushing the bully to the ground and pulling on their hair though way bigger than themselves. when the teacher finally saw what was happening and approached the situation she had asked you what happened and although lying wasn’t something you were a fan of maybe just this once it couldn’t be so bad to defend the auburn haired girl, it was for a good cause after all. ellie never let you live it down, immediately growing attached and protective of you, a feeling that would linger way towards your teenage years and adulthood. you grew apart over the years, not quite hanging around the same crowd, but still the homeliness of eachother was unavoidable and at least monthly hangouts were due, until one day you got in a fight, ellie nowhere to be seen and you no longer dealing with eight year olds it was a mess, but you couldn’t watch something awful unravel before you and not step up to help. you were’t sure exactly who called her or how long you stood around with a pack of frozen meat to your eye as to ice it, but ellie arrived fuming. you argued, knowing she’d do exactly the same thing if not worse, arguing that is precisely why you became friends in the first place and suddenly you see her eyes sparkle a little too much, remnants of tears. she was worried sick about you and you were hurt and if you had just called her she could’ve helped and… kiss. just a never-ending-breath-stealing-friends-to-lovers-long-mutual-pining kiss. jesse slowly slipped dina ten bucks. they had a bet about how long it would take before one of you confessed.

#ellie williams x reader

[karma1987]

This is my fucking problem!!! Look here's my story my name is Carrie and I am a sagiittarius ..I used to be a fun and loving girl growing up always smiled and was a social butterfly. As I grew I seen nothing but fights with family and shit with everyone. By everyone there's alot to name..and i won't mention names!! But the older I got the more depressed I have gotten when i was little i was sexually abused by family and fucked me up royaly at 15 i was doing weed and was then introduced to mushrooms and selling weed in my local high-school ..then when i turned 16 I was then introduced to extacy and mdma..I have done all then till w was 17 I had my first smoke got caught .and then 18 had my little girl..fm l i did great whet thru physical emotional and mental abuse then 20 had my baby boy. was so happy then 22yrs I ended up on cocain tried it for the first time and it turned out to be ketamine (horse tranquilizer) but then I wanted to fit in as i didn't get to have my teen life thought i was having fun..and then bammm God addicted...I had lost my best friend my childhood friend my first love in 2009 I still blame myself everyday. Then 2014.i met my ex and we fed off each other for 8 yrs..the beginning do t get me wrong was amazing but then my friend got cosine and she tried it then she's hooked..i never held it towards her nor against her she's her own person..but then we fed off each other for 7 yrs and honestly it's all o can go by..I have bullied and manipulated lied everything to get one more line one more high..we've both been thru shit cheating lieing not stealing but nothing but drugs I had missed out on my babies soooooo much I am regretting everything I wish I had the chance to go back but life only goes forward..

Then i met this women april 28th 2 yrs ago she touched thru that door and said covid bitchess and fuck I was in love..i fell so damn hard and hard and hard every second I was with hermmi never felt that with anyone I was with..I am so stupid cause how j was treated I treated her.. she got me help got me to do treatment I passed it even when j wanted to come home to me person and me kids and family.. why because she believed in me!! And she still sees potential why I don't know..but she's there.. cause I get into my mind and then it's so fucking hard for me to get out of it I start to believe my own shit..i miss my person I am now on a peace bond ..but new yrs 2024 i got a new charge but anger this peacebind j think I'm either going to jail..or I'll be kn legit probation with a criminal charge. I wanted to travel..i wanted to do this with my person ..but as time goes by I'm thinking I get ahead and then fall 50 steps back..life isn't ment for me..and it never will be ment for me..I want contact and as much as everyone says do not go back to u u know damn well I will..because you are my home u are my everything..I'm so sorry I hurt physically emotionally and mentally..broke ur property everything...but I am a fuck up I tend to do this shit..seriously what kind of hurt do j gotta do to myself till I get the actual help around here..I am getting a run around. And life isn't easy..I do hope u read this..cause I am certain this will be my last ..i cannot garuntee when it will happen but it will..not now not tmrw but some day..I have already damaged myself..I pushed u away so ya j hurt my heart....I have missed out on the most important shit trying to please everyone else ..that I forgot about myself..I am abusing my self alot more then anything my kids..fuck lmi will forever love them j wish j spent more time with them ppl will say I say this now then i dont follow..butit is true tho..one minute I get it the next j give up..cause I am destined to not be around..my life i think it wasn't ment for me..so honestly I wanna just off myself because everyone one j have hurt thru thick and thin I want to feel every pain i have caused them....I wanna feel something besides cocain..I don't want to do it anymore but that's my addiction..and j fought it once why can't I now...it's cause j eas Seay from my addiction..j come home and I'm on it again...let me just kay here in a pool of blook trickling down my arm..heart getting slower and slower..thmvh if j want ever around the world would be a better place and more happy..I am the root of the problem..everything that goes wrong I do believe it's cause of me..

5 pills tonight and nothing what's next..I just wanna go everything done and overwith..so let me go.....let me be j don't want you to hurt anymore and i don't want to hurt anymore.

And the shit I'm doing now..is my own doing I'm in debt I have to do it alone ..I wanna talk more but I'm very drowsy .I need sleep I hope I don't w ake up..I will always love your..take care of yourself

[doebt]

i may be ugly and mentally ill and broken but at least i dont hurt people. at least i WANT to be kind. at least i try. so many of the ppl i know irl, like ppl ive met at school, are like. unfathomably selfish. ive been watching one incident of this unfold for the last couple months and it is like. astounding how selfish ppl can be

#it hurts so badly to think you know someone and its like they are the opposite of everything they seemed to be #its really heartbreaking even though i am only on the sidelines #not to be petty and vagueposting or whatever. its just smth i think abt a lot lately #and i feel slightly responsible for it so... it is weighing on me a little #it makes me realise how easily manipulated i am #like ill realise its happening but i just... allow it #or write it off as me being paranoid...and it hurts so bad to be betrayed #and watching a former friend backstab a current friend is really agonising. it fills me with such anger. such bitterness #like how could anyone be so cruel and so heartless. and to think i was willingly involved with such a person #is disgusting to me. me and my 'high standards'... me and my 'good judgement'... #anyways again not to vaguepost. i would say this to their face if i thought it would help but ik it wont so. just venting #makes me think of my personal backstabbing incidents #to have bffs ghost you..steal from you..lie to your face..when u wouldve done anything in the world for them #hurts so bad. and i hate to see it happen to other ppl bc i knowwwww how it hurts #ok im done

[404roki]

adrien & marinette are so incredibly toxic for each other it’s actually impressive.

[this is literally just marinette bashing from the pov of an adrien sympathizer/apologist/enjoyer/whatever the fuck ppl say, btw and most of it barely makes sense but it’s important for me that my hate doesn’t bump around in my head until i go insane]

obviously, they’re endgame. (i think that’s been confirmed, but i’m not sure.) the beginning of the story literally starts with marinette falling in love with adrien after he gives her his umbrella.

which is fine, and when i was 11 i thought it was very cute! but recently i’ve rewatched it, and being older now i’ve got more critical thinking skills & i have been thinking a LOT.

basically the way marinette falls for adrien is pretty cliche, she begins by thinking hes an ass and then he performs an act of kindness, which in turn, makes her fall in love with him.

but then it quickly gets weird. early in the show, she confesses her feelings via voicemail, and then when she gets embarrassed she reveals that she had been STALKING him. [knows his schedule from the time he wakes up in the morning to when he goes to sleep, where all his classes are, when they end. and she has it memorised.] in the same episode she steals his phone to delete the message. (and she doesn’t even admit she has it, doesn’t lie and say ‘i found it’ or anything like that, she sneaks it back in his bag?)

later, she gets annoyed with chat noir’s advances, and admits that she’s in love with someone else. despite that, she continues to flirt with him, but complains when he flirts with her?. she continues calling him affectionate nicknames, (and even once calls herself his lady) she makes fun of him. ‘‘we’re not a couple,’ ‘don’t call me bugaboo’ (but she calls him kitten.)

[another thing to mention is how marinette stans call this harassment on chat’s part, and then ignore the fact that 1) mari thinks it’s funny. canonically. she admits it in ‘truth’ 2) she flirts with him too.]

flipside of the abuse with the excuse she’s annoyed he’s in love with her [since ‘chat blanc’ she has treated him like absolute garbage. literal bullying/abuse/whatever you want to call her bad attitude. in ‘kuro neko’ plagg even tells her she needs to get her shit together], she keeps him in the dark about EVERYTHING. tell me, why did she think it was okay for carapace and rena rouge to know each other’s identities? that it was okay to tell alya hers, but if chat even mentioned the idea of wanting to tell someone she goes all guardian on his ass. she isn’t even inadvertently hurting him, she’s just straight up lying to him.

and she knows that too. she says she trusts him, but she thinks it’s faster and more convenient to find another miraculous holder instead of calling chat. still, in spite of all of this, he still ‘loves’ her. hell, in chat blanc he watches her commit B&E, but he’s still in love with her.

[also during chat blanc, she gawks at his things after breaking in, runs her fingers across his desk(?!?!) LAYS in his bed, sniffs his pillow “ahh, adrien's scent ♡” (EWW?) that is SO WEIRD]

she says they’re friends, and that he’s more than a partner [which, if it were me who confessed to the only person i felt truly happy with, and they told me they’re in love with someone else but emphasised that i was ‘more than a partner,’ i would HATE them]

but adrien doesn’t hate her. and maybe you could say that he’s truly in love, but reading between the lines of his backstory, and knowing how abuse victims [and adrien has been abused A LOT, but that’s a whole different thread] i’d say the reason he fell so fast for her is a product of abuse and neglect.

she gets angry with him when he’s cold with her after she hurts his feelings, which is wrong of them both. he’s human, and ladybug often treats him like he’s only there to be her lapdog (lapcat?). chat almost threw the fight because he let his emotions get the better of him, but ladybug’s reaction was awful. it’s like she doesn’t think about how her actions can effect chat.

in fact, a lot of mari’s reactions are downright disgusting. when adriens ABUSIVE father prevents him from going to see his friends in ‘felix’, marinette ends up sulking and making it about herself. and nobody ever calls out her selfishness, instead, she’s supposed to be the ‘everyday ladybug.’

and yes, adrien is the one who that, but 1) he’s unaware about what marinette does, 2) he’s reasonably nice to chloe and lila, and those are people he knows are bad. adrien, because of his sheltered life, his ENTIRE life, is capable of recognizing bad behaviour, but a lot of adults and probably peers, were objectively bad people, so he’s been forced to look past unacceptable behaviour.

[no doubt this would’ve been touched on more in canon of the show was aimed at an older audience .]

when marinette realizes adrien likes kagami, she instantly starts to hate her and she doesn’t even know her. she even goes through kagami’s phone out of jealousy. she isn’t dating adrien, she chickens out every time she even thinks about confessing. what’s her right to hate kagami? she has none.

and it’s like she sees adrien as an object, which is toxic in itself. she memorizes his schedule, interests and his favourite things. she stalks him in real life and online, watches videos of him on repeat. and the pictures of him under her mattress! what the actual fuck were the writers thinking? the fact that she has so many pictures of him, how many do you think she took of him without him knowing? at least 1, you see him looking in different directions in multiple.

[“they’re from photo shoots! they’re all public!” even so, she put time and effort into finding pictures of him, printing them out, hanging them up, and didn’t once think ‘this is wrong.’]

in partycrasher she gets mad and sneaks in when adrien’s bodyguard is only letting his male friends in. she practically had a tantrum over the fact that other people were seeing adrien and she could not.

and you could actually argue that she was mad at the ’misogyny’, but she was there when the girls were planting the trees and she left to see why the boys were making excuses to not come. she only became jealous when she found out they were with adrien.

this is made worse when her friends only fuel her obsession. alix is the only one who protests and calls her weird, but in the end she goes along with their complicated and problematic plans.

alya even pushes them both into situations they’re both uncomfortable with. with adrien and luka.

and speaking of luka,

marinette accepted his confession KNOWING she didn’t like him the same way she liked adrein. she knew she wasn’t over him. she was using him. not even as a rebound, but as a stand-in for adrien.

luka is still in love with marinette, and even if luka is truly okay with helping her be with adrien isn’t it literally just self torture? marinette is so wrong for that.

luka’s acceptance for ‘going with the flow’ i think, if it wasn’t a children’s show, would absolutely be replaced by the trauma of being the eldest of of someone named ANARKA and overall mental health issues. [because being an older sibling in a dysfunctional household is traumatic enough on its own. seriously]

luka comes across as someone who’s in control with everything. his job, his future career, his entire life. him being the elder sibling, and probably the caretaker since anarka is… anarka. with a mother like her, he has no choice but to play the cards he’d been dealt. and marinette was shuffling them and handing them out.

he was in love with her, and she barely liked him. she still let herself use him as a stand in.

but back to adrien.

in ‘kuro neko’ the writers suddenly blame ladybug’s abuse— [yes i will keep using that word. it’s true. since becoming the guardian she has been neglecting and bullying him. “marinette is scared of chat blanc that’s why she’s pushing him away!!!” so… you’re afriad your parter is going to be overcome with negative emotions, so to avoid that, you knowingly hurt them?] — on cat noir being in love with her and somehow this is getting in the way.

he feels excluded and treated unfairly, betrayed and abandoned because ladybug was pushing him to the sidelines and choosing other people to help fight along side her, episode after episode. and this had nothing to do with him being in love with her. even plagg was telling marinette she was being an ass

anyway there’s probably a billion other ways i could criticize marinette , adrienette and all thinks akin but this is such a long rant and i am so tired and now i’m pissed too

#it’s literally 4am i have no idea if this is coherent #luka couffaine #adrien agreste #chat noir #miraculous ladybug #adrien x ladybug #ladybug and chat noir #tales of ladybug and cat noir #lovesquare #miraculous adrien #adrien sugar #adreinette #marichat #ladynoir #ladrien #adribug #marinette dupain cheng #marinette x chat noir #marinette salt #marinette crit #marinette dupain cheng salt

[sunset-bobby]

HSMTMTS 2x11

i won’t lie to you...i wasn’t actually that hyped for this other than seeing Jordan Fisher

mr.mazzara already got me laughing why does this sound so sincere yet so petty

nini hanging out shit to ensemble lowkey adorable 

just want to give Ash and Ricky painkillers because the two of them being petty together it’s hilarious

we don’t get to see North High?? Why even talk about them like tf

I don’t care about Rini

Yesss Howie and Kourt adorable...and Kourt’s mom

They’re date is opening night okay kool don’t rlly care but yay portwell ig

they keep rescheduling their date is it actually going to happen that is the question all of us want to know

one is using Date and the other is not....hmmm

Carlos my beloved you’ll be amazing

they’re giving Nini all her lines upfront because she plays the fucking fork and won’t be important for at least half the episode

I stan Miss Jenn 

 Big Red hun you’ll do amazing also yes Redlyn call back 

Awww EJ i’m sorry about this being your last show... I am choosing to believe that his dad being supportive is a lie because fuck cash caswell

Mr.Mazzara is his dad now i don’t care

 look Mike bowen everyone’s favorite dilf I’m sorry but the way Mr. Mazzara says Jennifer is hotter than the way you do no offense

Lily what the fuck go away

Ricky 😭😭😭 he did not just look around he has no interest in her and it’s hilarious

he rejected her so she decided that she was going to give him divorce and parents dating advice to show they have shit in common lol

Thank you Natalie

Yes Narrator Mr.M

Omg my queen Stephanie gets lines and a solo

Who put this else make up for him in this quick...like no wonder it looks bad you have to do it himself in that fog 😭😭

Supportive Howie yes

Yesss Be Our Guest

The Judge is so confused

Frankie is killing this song

Okay EJ is adorable

Howie staring at Kourt i love

where was this choreography during the dance off

that one man in the audience who stood

EJ please don’t make feather duster puns

Gina: my moms not coming Jamie: walking up from behind the shadows

NO, Ricky we don’t not redeem ppl who don’t worth it

Howie is so nervous and it’s so awkward and funny he’s starstruck

Awww Ash my love you don’t need to compete with Lily

clearly hotness runs in the Porter family and I am including their mom

Big Red watching Ashlyn

Portwell eyes

who called Mr.Mazzara

ooooo he knows who EJ is

It’s really can’t with him he did not just say I’m starstruck can you relate it to Gina... A simp the the most basic definition 

oh my life is complete this is the funniest shit I have ever heard oh my gosh he shut EJ down so hard....oh I don’t know why I’m so sad I don’t even like them but my poor baby oh that had to hurt...that had to hurt like to his core

Jamie I love you so much but please look at the pay on this boy‘s face and just stop talking all the rinas are going to have a time of your life with this i cannot wait to check twitter

Howie stole it Lily made Howie steal the harness i know that’s why he’s acting handy

miss Jenn an Miss Jenn it is not the time you cannot say that to children but that shit was funny the way they all shut up i-

yea that’s the face of a bitch who had a plan...

I’m sorry for blaming you Howie my love Lily you fucking bitch 😭😭

Sneak Peek

Yes Kourtney demand answers

do you know looks amazing second chances is not going to be about portwell after that brother comment that went in to EJ‘s self-confidence

oh my God I swear to god if they confess they’re still in love with each other I’m fighting ricky and Nini 

I did not go into this with expecting or wanting anything but I came out of this with the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

#hsmtmts #hsmtmts spoilers #hsmtmts season 2 #ricky bowen #ashlyn caswell #gina porter #ej caswell #big red #kourtney greene #seb matthew smith #carlos rodriguez #miss jenn #mr. mazzara #howie hsmtmts #lily hsmtmts #jamie porter #ej x gina #portwell #jennzzara #rini #kowie #howie x kourtney

[percyjacksonfan3]

The Last Olympian Thoughts

So because I have absolutely 0 self-control or restraint when it comes to this series and its characters, and for The Last Olympian in particular, I could not put TLO down. Because of this I figured I couldn’t do the usual photo reaction posts I have been so far, because the spam would just be ridiculous, so I am stealing the idea from @yourstrulytaaay​ to do a masterpost instead. (Adding a Read More cause this got ridiculously long)

Fun fact, TLO came out right after i finished reading the series for the first time so it's the first PJO book i bought  and my only hard cover one for the og series. I checked the year and turns out it was published 2009, which means i was actually 9 when i read the series for the first time. I realize this is not really a fun fact but i thought i was older when I first read the series so it's blowing my mind a little ‘cause now I’m 21 and everything hits different and i still have so much love for this series and the characters Okay onto book thoughts: - i was right that this book is gonna destroy me, the first line alone made me so excited and nostalgic it's ridiculous - I love Rachel and Percy sm tbh. Her being a bit of peace and normalcy in his life without always reminding Percy of who and what he is is so good for him. Just a little escape

- of course by the end of the book that's not the case any more but by the end he's lived his prophecy so he doesn't need it as badly, plus he and Annabeth are solid again - Percy saying Annabeth has been hard to be around lately... Ouch my heart. Luke really is the last thing that keeps them from being together and Percy is so jealous and Annabeth so torn and in pain, i feel so bad for them both

- Beckendorf 🥺🥺 - the telkhine with the Lil Demon lunchbox!! I forgot about him. Percy: 'i left him alive, partly because his lunchbox was cool' is one of my absolute favourite lines tbh - Paul taking Percy crabbing and being imperative in helping Percy kill the giant crab 💖 Paul Blofis is important and deserves the world, okay? - aw Percy, you can't save every demigod bb

- 'i had to fight him eventually. Why not now?... What difference would a week make?' Oh Percy you have no idea - real talk tho, the fact Kronos possessed Luke's body would also mess me tf up. Percy keeps forgetting it's not Luke anymore and yeah, that would be so so hard and confusing af, like what another smart little mind game for Kronos to pull on top of everything else - the fact Percy fights Kronos before getting the Achilles Curse and actually doesn't die within seconds is... Astounding. He kicks him in the chest! And yeah Kronos is weaker and still adjusting to Luke's body, but Percy is having trouble fighting Luke cause they used to be friends - Percy breaks Kronos' time magic!! Like?! Boy is POWERFUL.

- OUCH - honestly Luke, Thalia and Annabeth's family breaking the way it did... Don't talk to me. Poor Annabeth, Luke betrayed them, Thalia joined the Hunters because of Luke's betrayal so she's pretty much AWOL all the time and then Luke dies. Like Rick wtf, my heart can't take it? -Percy and Tyson having each others backs when talking to Poseidon in the underwater palace is the brother-brother relationship we love to see - Percy trying to stick a sand dollar in the vending machines at school 🤦🏻‍♀🤦🏻‍♀ - the whole underwater interaction at Poseidon's palace? Perfection. Awkward family drama and all - Connor falling out of the tree when he sees Percy because he's so excited 😂😂

- 😭💖

- k, ik Clarisse isn't perfect but tbh if i was a child of Ares whose father was disrespected and hated by my fellow campers (ares deserves it but still) and that disrespect trickled down to how the other campers treated ME (which if Percy is reliable here, it obviously does) then i would also be irritated at being used for muscle and nothing else? And just expected to fight with the people who act as if they'd rather not have Ares kids around the rest of the time. Like Clarisse isn't totally wrong - Percy reading the prophecy, seeing he's meant to die and just being like 'i do not see it' and refusing to outright think about it makes me so sad for him - (but it taints every action after and he's super reckless afterwards bc of it- including finally breaking and accepting the Achilles Curse) - (also him taking this as the last straw and finally beginning to show Annabeth how he really feels, cause fuck it, he's dying anyway) - Give me more info about Rachel's backstory and family Rick!! -  how did i forget Percy willingly eats chocolates that taste like cardboard because 'i didnt have anything against cardboard' like sir? Ik Silena didn't want them but still? - 'she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful' STOP, MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT - Percy staring at Annabeth and forgetting what they're talking about cause hes so distracted 👌🏻

- hmm yeah... For some strange reason.... - i forgot how Percy totally bombs this convo bw them and now want to cry 😭 Annabeth is trying to talk about what's important and Percy, you sweet oblivious man, you're shooting her down without even realizing - love that they're both on the same wavelength tho. Percy two lines before, hmm it's cool to date ppl from other cabins, wonder why im thinking that around Annabeth, my best friend in the world, and then Annabeth a beat later, hmm, let me bring up Silena and Beckendorf and how it's important to be with the people you love when you have the chance, no way Percy will miss this huge hint right? - they're the best - k i honestly forgot Percy full on physically intimidates Leneus like that - luke telling his mom if he ran away the monsters wouldnt get her..i can just imagine luke crying when he says good bye before running away because he thinks it's his fault his mom is like that and he cant take care of and protect her anymore because it's too hard - uh oh now i have angsty pre-lightning thief luke fic inspo... Him, Thalia and Annabeth on the run... The ANGST -  Rick holds absolutely nothing back in this book and i am in pain - HESTIA!! 💖💖🥰 - actual loml - i love that Rick titled this book after her and that he wrote such a great series about the importance of family (biological, found or otherwise) and home, and that he said actually Hestia is the most important bc shes the most humble and keeps the peace and knows when to fight and when to yield and you protect what you love, which is your home - i just... Adore Hestia - Grover! Missed you babes - Hades is so so horrible to Nico, always comparing him to Bianca :/ - but i do love Hades, Persephone and Demeter together they make me laugh - oh god the River Styx - Achilles 🥺 - Annabeth being Percy's lifeline is, and continues to be, A Lot™ - 'my name was Percy Jackson. I reached up and took Annabeth's hand.' LOL Why am i crying? - Like the fact there is no Percy without Annabeth, and that remembering her literally reminded him of who he is in his very soul... It's fine im fine - i won't even get into the parallels of her being his lifeline now and then later when Hera takes his memories but leaves the memory of Annabeth for Percy to fight to get back to (anyone who wants to yell about it with me... Feel free to message) - badass Percy is my fav Percy tbh - him defeating Hades?? Like? Hades is arguably the most powerful god, okay - i feel bad for Nico but if i was Percy I'd do the exact same, Nico, sorry man but this is a high stakes time crunch deal and Nico is literally the only hope of persuading Hades and distracted by his own internal stuff - flashbacks to Luke, Thalia and Annabeth hurt, ow - George and Martha are the best - damn i forgot Hermes full on nearly kills Percy here, yikes - Luke stop cockblocking Percabeth challenge

- i love!! Percy's love for New York!! So much!! - Percy leaving to live in New Rome in HoO is a lie and this is all the proof i need for why - the fact the entire last half of the book is the battle and aftermath... Such great buildup and pacing. All the tricks and twists and battles in this War of Manhattan? I would not take out a thing, Rick, you legend - of course then the final battle in hoo with the gods is what? Two pages? Ugh, don’t talk to me about my hatred for BoO and HoO - 'no detours you two' is still the cutest thing!!! - THE HUNTERS!! Thalia i missed you - good job Percy, you finally spent your sand dollar - Minotaur!! - 'dont i get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition right?' Percy finds out he's gonna die and is out of fucks to give and honestly I support him - also Michael just standing beside these two while they're flirting like umm 👀 👀 while a monster army marches towards them, nbd - Annabeth taking Ethan's knife meant for Percy!!! Cause she just knows his weak spot without him even telling her! They literally invented love - Feral Percy is so scary omg, i love how well Rick incorporates the Achilles Curse in this novel, with the whole heightened weaknesses and stuff ans the parallels to Achilles arrogance being what killed him and Percy's loyalty, fierceness and protective instinct being his own heightened weakness - the fact that Percy is the one who inadvertantly kills Michael Yew tho, I'll never recover from that - the fact Hades offers Maria di Angelo a golden palace by the Styx like how Poseidon offers Sally a palace under the sea tho. Let's talk about that parallel - the entire talk with Prometheus is so so good - not me picturing young Luke hiding in the closet to get away from his mom when she has an 'episode' -i love callbacks in stories and all of the callbacks to the rest of the series in this book make me very happy (medusa, minotaur, the underworld, Rainbow!! My baby!!, Daedalus and more) - Percy summoning a wholeass hurricane against Hyperion - the Party Ponies! They're so chaotic, i love it - Dionysus! 😁 I can't help it, i love him - Percy absolutely losing it when he sees Sally and Paul asleep in the car 🥺 - Rachel telling Percy he's not the hero screws with him so much :( poor bb - although i really really love how Rick wrote this, it's so refreshing to not have one chosen one save the world, but a combination of people - the drakon, Silena and Clarisse make me cry - the Patrochilles references, im not okay - Annabeth giving up on Luke after hearing what he did to Silena and Percy telling her that doesn't make him happy 😭 that whole interaction makes my heart ache - Percy giving Hestia Pandora's pithos 🥺 - and Hades, Nico and the others coming for a final attack is so badass, i love it - listen im glad the og trio were the ones to confront Luke on Olympus but the fact Thalia got so close and then pinned by a statue of HERA makes me so sad. Ik her and Luke were finished and she coped by cutting him off completely and giving up all hope but i would pay money to know what they would have said to each other to say goodbye - Ethan 🥺 - Poseidon joining the fight against Typhon is so cool, such a great scene - 'PEANUT BUTTER!' - Annabeth you brilliant badass you - RIP Luke, you werent great but you werent the worst either - the gods just rolling up seconds too late, wondering wtf happened in Olympus and who the dead body is - the chapter where the Olympians meet and give out rewards is one of my absolute favourites (again i am incensed we didn't get anything like this in HoO) - will Percy turning down immortality ever not make me scream in glee? No? Alright then - Annabeth being relieved like Percy was relieved at the end of Titan's Curse tho - oh Hermes :/ - its so hard reading all this and knowing what comes in HoO... Like it's such a cathartic, earned and mostly happy and peaceful ending and then HoO comes along and undermines it all - aww Rick let Paul see Olympus somehow pls, he deserves it, he killed a dracanae - (i would also love to see it) - Percy being more upset Rachel took his pegasus than her going to Camp and possibly dying, lol, priorities dude - i honestly think that Rick had other ideas for the second Great Prophecy and how things would go down in BoO, cause the prophecy like... Barely applies to BoO, Doors of Death are in book four, and explabations of it is all so unclear when Rick is usually pretty good with that stuff - PERCABETH - lol Percy complaining about privacy when he and Annabeth are caught kissing literally in the middle of the very open and public dining pavilion, okay - BEST UNDERWATER KISS OF ALL TIME - that's it and im a glass case of emotion - very happy to say that this series remains my favourite of all time 💖

 If anyone ever wants to come gush about anything Riordanverse related feel free, because as you can see I have a lot of thoughts about it all

#lau rereads pjo #the last olympian is my favourite book for a REASON #honestly every line is killer #so much subtext to read into #the dialogue #the relationships are dialed up to 11 #every character is so on point #the battle strategies too? are just so interesting? #I just adore it #Tay don't read any of this yet cause it's all spoilers #alright I'm gonna go write fic to express these feelings now #tlo #the last olympian #pjo #pjato #percy jackson

[jaynovz]

Dead man in a ditch thoughts pt1, super spoilery

Listen like. Fingers ok. Hendricks is handfeeding him? I cannot.

Also this flashback of them hanging out makes me fucking sad as shit GOD. b/c I know how it all ends.

okay now DM format:

"colder than that cup of tea you made four hours ago and forgot about" excuse me I have been called out Lol

Got to say it is extremely interesting that there are no guns since it's a noir

But it doesn't seem like there are only fantasy weapons

I wouldn't consider brass knuckles to be a fantasy weapon

I like this gnome

Fetch sure does get clawed in the face by werecats a lot

“AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO SHOT ME?”

“THAT WAS A WHOLE 2 MINUTES AGO” Fetch is such a sassy shit. I laugh so hard reading this

All I can think about this cat thief is Selena Kyle

"I could catch an infection just by looking at you" SAVAGE

This man is such a fucking disaster

I want to bundle him up stat

Get Fetch Laid challenge

And then Get Fetch Love and Affection challenge

"you're just a boy" ok you don't got to call him out as a sub in his own home

“Sorry I rarely have guests so early”

She looks at her watch.

“But it's--”

“I'm sure it is. How's the leg?” I relate to this

Oh my GOD THE CHAMBER POT FELL OFF THE ANGEL DOOR BALCONY

AHAHAHAHAHAH

Luke: when I introduce a new character I simply must describe their fingers

I fucking love Simms

Fetch: I am not looking for ways to bring the magic back

Everyone: sure of course not ;)

I'm assuming that non-magical explosives do not exist

again, THE WORLDBUILDING. Luke is a nerd after my own heart

oh wow, his dwarf voice is great. Now I’m imagining Luke DMing a campaign 🤩🤩

I feel way less bad for all the shit I’ve done to Silver in fic b/c Luke treats Fetch So Much Worse

"you don't have any friends" 🥺

NOO MY SON

MAGIC

Also this man gets hit in the face so much

Oh this line is super good: “he didn't act like I'd hit a nerve. He acted like I'd strung it over a violin and played it with a razor blade.”

I love how Fetch is literally just stealing things from this pharmacy before calling the cops

So many things

He Deserves It

The chronic pain is also big Silver feels

Tho Silver is on the opposite end of the spectrum in refusing to take any pain meds instead of literally mainlining them

Aw fetch "I was all giddy from the ridiculousness of Simms talking to me like she cared"

Honey On Purpose ppl Care about you

The lil gnome gave him some hand holds earlier and he was Shook

Omg a dumpster of fae bodies

Poor lad

I'm going to send fetch to a spa and then put him in a bed with a bunch of people to cuddle him

Omg this is hurtful. Crying in the club

He fixed up the mansion and cleaned and got Amari new clothes

Jesus

I'm SUFFERING

Also Fetch and his suicidal ideation jesus

BAXTER TIME

Oh yes describe Baxter again

Big

OH NO

They are Sad

Everyone in this city needs a hug

"I guess that's where your eyebrow went"

KISS ALREADY

"the fire in Baxter's eyes turned blue behind their glasses."

S-sexy

He's like "I could lie down right now and die and nobody would care. Beautiful 🥰"

I've gone from Silver vibes over to Big Flint vibes

Oh here come the trauma nightmares

Honey 😔

Luke has a very good scary voice

This possum is me

Somebody has been digging the petrified brains out of fae bodies and that is so horrible

The way he writes all this gruesome shit

Damn

He really took "how do you write? First make a gay little man. Then give him a problem" to heart

Goddamn it's getting worse

This is like the most triggering thing I can imagine for this character

Also this: "there are some questions you try not to ask yourself. Even if you spend every second trying to push them away, they never quite leave. They sit in the shadows with sharpened teeth, waiting for a chance to bite down on the most tender pieces of your brain."

OHHHHH nooooo

He found a letter and now he's thinking about Hendricks and I'm SUFFERING

Man's been repressing shit for 6 years

And then BOOM

Fetch 🤝 Silver

"I SHOULD HAVE JOINED THE CIRCUS WHEN I WAS 15, FALLEN OFF THE TRAPEZE AND SAVED EVERYONE A LOT OF TROUBLE"

Sir

That's very funny and also very upsetting

HOW

Omg Fetch do not watch this

omgggg

oh

choking

ok

EXCUSEME

HIS

CROTCH EXPLODED?

Nooooo not the other eyebrow

Fetch like "I don't know how to explain to you that desecrating corpses is bad"

"eyebrows like toilet paper are things you don't miss till you reach out and realize they're gone"

AHAHAHHA

Oh. Dog collar. Ok.

Warlock on a leash

"A man might cross an ocean for love but with enough hate, he'll try to drink it"

Listen he needs to stop with these

Oh more choking. Ok

And uh this: "we rolled along the path like lovers, trading kicks, slaps and scratches instead of kisses."

Anyway I'm only on chapter 15 and already fetch has been beat a million ways to Sunday

Can this man have a vacation

They're being nice to him and he's like "hmmm this makes me uncomfortable"

REMIND YOU OF ANYONE

"if someone turns in a couple of eyebrows--brown, fuzzy, in need of a pluck-- can you push them through my letterbox?"

PFFFFTTT

"I stared at the legs for a while, wondering how long they'd been there and what kind of person they might be connected to. They weren't moving. Maybe they weren't connected to anyone. Maybe they were just a couple of legs, off on their own, out for a walk." WHY IS HE SO FUNNY

OH

GUN

OKAY

WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THAT WITHOUT INSTRUCTIONS

“I IGNORED IT ALL EXCEPT THE BIT ABOUT THE HAT” OMGGGGGGG

Mr. "I didn't know whether to be turned on or terrified"

Both?

OHHHHH she's like "oh my God you disaster stay right here we are about to fix this"

Thank God someone's doing it

This. Sub.

his head. in his lap.

okay i’m done. digging a hole. bye. that’s it.

GAY

I'm going insane

Tattooed Lady werewolf sign me up

Trauma Flashback Time~

What will help me feel safer? A GUN

Oh my god this is going to be Terrible

This man should not have a gun

He's so jumpy

Back to the Brothel!

Wonder how much trouble him gonna get in this time

I'm going to go ahead and say that bronze leaves are supposed to be 20s

This nerd really invented a whole card game

I appreciate and respect how Extra this is

Oh hmmm yes

Mmm he said darlin. Luke saying darlin made me have to pause and recalibrate my brain.

"He'd written a version of events inside his head and he was holding onto them so he wouldn't have to admit what a mistake he'd made." HMmmMmm sounds familiar

Fetch Phillips should not have a gun but also the way Luke just read the "I'll make your head explode" was

Sexy

Also "so how about I show you a little miracle"

Sir have mercy

Oh he's finally testing the gun out on a dummy andddd:

He. Should. Not. Have. This.

FETCH IS A HORSE GIRL

Mr Arnold you are mean:

GOBLIN WITH A PROSTHETIC

Fetch. Handcuffed

NOOOO

THE HORSE

THAT WAS

SO RUDE

(okay that’s it for now. I have more and I’ll post it later)

Omgggg "don't be jealous"

Hendricks WHAT THE FUCK

#cw suicidal ideation #fetch is just Like That ok #luke arnold #dead man in a ditch #sunder city #sunder city verse #fetch phillips archives lb

[acerine]

relationship hcs for shikamaru, neji, sasori and deidara pls

shikamaru, neji, deidara, sasori: relationship hc’s

Pairing: Shikamaru x Reader, Neji x Reader, Deidara x Reader, Sasori x Reader

Warnings: None

A/N: I’m been getting quite a few requests and its so exciting!! I didn't get many requests on my old account but this feels amazing, thanks for requesting guys 💘🥺 I really hope you enjoy :* Also I'm so sorry if Deidara and Sasori are ooc, I have NEVER written for any Akatsuki members 😔🌯

masterlist

shikamaru nara

This man is SO DAMN LAZY

If he could sleep all day then he would 100% do it but he would want you to join him at least

If you guys decide to go eat at Yakiniku Q then be prepared for Choji to roll up with Ino beside him

And make sure to protect your food because Shika won’t say anything if Choji steals from your plate

Lazy ass would pretend like he didn’t see anything

He doesn’t mind some PDA but don’t expect like full blown make-out sessions in public

Shika would prefer holding your hand and throwing an arm over your shoulder, maybe a small peck on the cheek every once in a while

But when it’s just you two then he loves cuddling

Cuddle on the couch or the bed, doesn't matter where as long as you're both comfortable

Loves to nap with you!!

Can totally imagine his hair stabbing you in the eye during a cuddle session

He prefers to listen so he’s always ready to listen to your rants and would make a comment about how troublesome people can be

This man always sides with you because he doesn’t want to get an earful...well except when Choji eats your snacks

Sorry but he follows bro code

If you two fight then I don't think he’d chase after you but rather wait for you to calm down before giving you a simple apology like this dude really takes lazy to another level

He doesn’t like conflict and thinks it’s such a drag

neji hyuga

Baby deserved better

Similar to Shikamaru -- be prepared for his teammates to show up and hang with you guys 

go away bushy brows and guy-sensei

Neji gets so embarrassed when they roll up because Lee is always trying to train with him and show off his youth, he’ll even try to get you to train with him

But c’mon ITS LEE AND GUY

How could you not love them!? lol anyways

Not at all a fan of PDA at all, he would rather keep his personal life...well personal

But don't mistake that for him wanting to hide your relationship from others because he is going to totally brag about you when he’s with the boys

He isn’t the most experienced guy and won't be the first to initiate any romantic contact until he feels more confident

In the beginning you’ll be the first one to hold his hand

And you’ll usually be the one giving him smooches :*

bUT once he’s comfortable in the relationship then he’ll be pulling you into his lap while he reads and just resting his head on your shoulder with his arms around you 

Loves putting his head on your lap and just sitting in a comfortable silence or having a conversation about your day, he loves that calm and relaxing type of environment

ESPECIALLY LOVES WHEN YOU PLAY WITH HIS HAIR

please play with and brush his hair

and braid it geez imagine how soft it is

He’s such a calm boyfriend so you two don't really fight, he’s really good at avoiding conflict

Once again, baby deserved SO MUCH BETTER

deidara

Man what is up with these guys having amazing hair

Now Deidara is different compared to Shika & Neji because he’s in an evil organization that has no problem with killing ppl

If you commit to dating him then be prepared to handle Sasori always commenting on how annoying you are and having to move around a lot with these two

Dude literally hates how much you hang with him and Deidara

But Deidara would FIGHT Sasori if he hurt you emotionally and/or physically, this man wouldn’t let anyone bad mouth you

Boom-Boom boy lives to protect and serve

PDA ALERT -- this man doesn't care who sees you two kissing and certainly isn’t afraid to grope you bc he lives for PDA

Like seriously, Sasori hates you both

Deidara has a short temper though so I can see a few fights happening between the two of you

BUT he would make it up to you and give a very dramatic apology that has Sasori’s eye twitching

He loves to show you his art pieces and likes to hear your thoughts on them, would love if you requested him to make something

Since you two can't go out in public he would try to compensate with going on small dates in fields and make some little non-explosive clay figures for you to play with 

s’cute

He wouldn’t mind if you braided flowers into his hair bc he would do the same to you and you two could be matching

But plz take it out of his hair before the other members see this, he has to maintain his reputation

BUT THOSE MOUTHS ON HIS HANDS AHEMM ;))

sasori

Now this guy is a lot more distant than the others

Won’t lie, he considered turning you into a puppet to make sure he always had you with him -- romantic

While he’s more quiet and reserved he shows his emotions by not being as closed off with you

Now he isn’t that into PDA and would try to avoid it while you're out in public

But if you’re alone then he won’t say anything if you hold his hand or sit next to him while he works on his puppets -- that's a big sign that he trusts you and cares about you

He doesn't HATE kisses but he won't go out of his way for one

So if you want a kiss then give him one whenever you want but he doesn't really care for them

But along with Sasori comes his “annoying” partner Deidara who is so invested in your relationship

Like who would have thought that Sasori would attract someone when he's in the Akatsuki?

Sasori always threatens Deidara when he gets too close and doesn’t like him near you but there's no escaping him because hello? That’s his kill buddy who he’s stuck with until one of them dies...JK

Honestly his type of date is just having you with him while he works since that's the only time where he feels truly relaxed, he would probably even talk to you about what he’s doing or what he’s improving

Would really like it if you asked him questions about his work

D O I T

Once again, be prepared to move a lot bc Sasori would want you to go on missions with him -- doesn’t like the idea of leaving you at the base with homicidal maniacs

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