#euthanize me

[bakubunny]

unhinged dilf!kiribaku bs from bunny (thx @dcsiremc)

f!reader

you begged eijiro to work from home today because you had the day off, and you were just so needy that being home alone felt like it would be hell. thankfully, he could. now you’re dazed and laying between his legs in bed while he works with your face pressed into his boxer briefs, nuzzling his half hard cock. he’s got a smile, saying sweet things, running his fingers through your hair every now and then, and you’re euphoric whenever he does.

katsuki comes home on lunch and sees the look on your face. he smirks and runs a hand down your body, between your legs and finds exactly what he expects. he pushes one thick finger into your wet heat slowly, and you’re already lifting your hips, groaning, panting. he chuckles darkly and looks at eijiro who has the same wicked grin he does.

katsuki’s thrust are heavy into your hips as your eyes roll. eijiro’s voice is soft as he coos out praises about how well you’re taking his cock, how good you are for them, with your face still pressed into his groin.

eijiro is glad he listened to you and stayed home for their needy girl as his hand runs over your head.

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#euthanize me #sedate me #not me ‘I’ll take a break from the blog after I take 20 min on my lunch break to write bc i’m unwell’ 🙄 #bnha #mha #x reader #bnha smut #mha smut #bakugou katsuki #kirishima eijirou #aged up characters #kirishima smut #bakugou smut #kiribaku smut #kiribaku #kiribaku x reader #bakubunny

[real-odark]

sometimes i think i beat the cringe theatre fan allegations and then i unironically call something mad wicked awesome.

#euthanize me #ride the cyclone #jett talks (me) #mischa bachinski #musical theatre #theatre #musical #musicals #mad wicked awesome

[fbfh]

older!logan x reader hcs

wc: 1.6k

genre: age gap, sort of sugar daddy logan

warnings: big (but legal) age gap, logan is early 40s reader is like early 20s, brief odette mention, logan is a killer lawyer, rory kinda traumatized Logan lol, I haven't finished gilmore girls or ayitl yet so don't come for me lol, logan is obsessedddddddd with reader, mildly smutty, mentions of marriage and proposals, your relationship progresses really quickly

summary: you were reading in a coffee shop when a charming gorgeous much older guy decided to strike up a conversation. little do you know that within a very short time that same charming stranger will know your dress size, your shoe size, and your ring size.

song rec: off to the races - lana del rey

a/n: the choke hold older logan has on me..... euthanize me at this point lmao

tags @yesv01 @magcon7280

As with all nsfw works, all characters are aged up to 18+ (like way over 18 in logan’s case lol)

That being said jesus christ let’s dive right into the brain rot

First things first, a little more about Logan

He’s in his early 40’s and aging like a fine goddamn wine

MEGA MEGA dilf vibes

After the whole millions of dollars sunken into a bad investment in his family’s massive media conglomerate mishap, he still faced a lot of pressure to join the family business

But with Rory rejecting his proposal, he felt so fucking down and beaten up by life

He just had two massive blows to his ego back to back

And he needed a win

Then the strangest thing happened 

He just got back from another late night of partying with his friends and switched on the tv so he wouldn’t have to fall asleep with his thoughts, and some random movie was playing

The girl in the movie is at dinner with her boyfriend and thinks he’s going to propose, but he breaks up with her instead

It hits a little too close to home and Logan’s about to switch it off

Then she decides to go to law school to prove herself

He finds himself getting more and more invested in this movie, relating more to Elle with every scene, and by the morning he confronts the idea he’s been shoving away for too long so he doesn’t rock the boat

He talks to his dad and they decide Logan will go to law school, but remain a prominent board member and shareholder of the family company

Mitchum is surprised by how responsible and well thought out Logan’s plan is

He’s forging a path to a very lucrative field - one Mitchum can tell he’s going to be very successful in - while still staying involved enough in the family business 

So Logan goes off to law school, and 20 years later he’s a total shark 

He’s a prestigious, expensive lawyer with a reputation for never losing and a long streak of killing it with really high profile cases

Now the Huntzberger name carries all the weight and power of his father’s media reach, and Logan’s success in the courtroom 

He’s excelling 

And he’s excelling enough to keep his family out of his personal life for a while 

He’s living the bachelor life until he hits 40

That’s when his parents decide it’s really unacceptable that he’s still not married 

So they tell him if he doesn’t get married soon they’ll arrange something

Some french heiress or something 

And Logan finds himself right back where he didn’t want to be

And then, like a gift from god, he sees you

Like I said in my initial drabble, Logan first saw you in a cafe reading some dusty novel no one actually reads like war and peace or crime and punishment or something

He's seen people your age do that before, reading complicated stuffy literature to seem smart and make some pretentious English class commentary that barely makes sense 

So he calls you on it

"War and Peace, huh?"

He’s expecting you to say something fake and pretentious

Some bullshit fake deep pseudo intellectual shit

But you look up at him, only pausing for a moment before you speak

You’re surprised to see such a gorgeous guy in a little cafe like this

Especially one that seems interested in talking to you

And god, the way you talk about it

The way your eyes light up

It takes him by surprise

He's not just interested

He's invested 

You start talking and realize that you've been talking for way longer than you expected to

And he wants more

He wants to know more about you, wants to see you sweet smile and hear your cute little laugh when he says something charming or compliments you

So he takes you out to dinner, his treat 

He guides you out the door and into his Porsche with his hand on your back 

It's a subtle gesture but it makes your stomach flip 

Then he buckles your seat belt for you

If you weren't sold before you sure are by now 

So he takes you to this nice fancy restaurant, wines and dines you, and he is laying on the charm thick

"Oh, come on. A pretty young thing like you must have a boyfriend."

"Really, you have excellent taste.”

You don’t miss the way he’s been eyeing you all night

And he doesn’t miss the way you squeeze your thighs together when he touches your face or plays with your fingers

One thing leads to another and after he pays the bill and leaves a generous tip, you find him ushering you back into his porsche

And yet again he closes your door for you and gets you all buckled in

This time when he drives his hand rests on your knee

He thinks he can handle this

He’s the biggest whore on the east coast /affectionate 

Then you grab his hand and move it up your thigh

There’s no going back now

He’s in just as deep as you are

Before you know it you’re tearing off each other’s clothes

His lips are all over you and motherfucker does he know what he’s doing

He worried for a moment he might have lost his edge

But as he lays you down into his big soft bed, your skin touching his silky sheets for the first time

But definitely not the last

As he finally touches you and feels how wet you are for him

He knows he didn’t peak in college

“Shh, listen,” he says between kisses that make you feel dizzy, “you’re gonna tell me if it’s too much for you, can you do that?”

You nod while he holds your face in his big hands

“You gotta say it,” he chuckles at how sweet you are, how well you respond to him, “use your words, baby…” 

You manage to choke out a desperate yes between kisses that makes his stomach twist

And that is the very beginning to your intense affair with Logan Huntzberger 

He’s desperate to see you again

He sends flowers and a dress and a gorgeous necklace to your apartment

And not the normal amount of flowers

The Logan amount of flowers

So a lot

And you can’t believe your luck finding a hot rich older guy that’s so into you 

You really like this attention

Your daddy issues are SCREAMING

And Logan likes having someone as gorgeous and intelligent and into him as you are

And he wants to do this right

But he’s rapidly approaching the deadline his family set

He doesn’t want to scare you off

GOD that’s the last thing he wants

But he is terrified of proposing and having it end up like it did the last time

Eventually he works up the nerve to talk to you about it 

He’s explaining everything to you while you pay your bills 

But it says they’re already paid

And your credit cards are paid off

And your debt has just disappeared

Even your student loans are gone

And there’s a fat deposit in your checking account 

He paid off all your debt and didn’t tell you

By the time he’s done explaining that you basically either need to get married asap or you can’t see each other anymore he still hasn’t brought it up

And you realize he’s not going to

He didn’t pay your bills to guilt you into anything

He’s not holding it over your head

He’s taking care of you

And all you’ve ever wanted is someone who will take care of you

Logan is surprised when you agree

But he’s even more surprised at how fast you agree

You sit in his lap and end up rambling about how much you love him, how you don’t think you’ll ever find anyone you like as much as him or anyone that treats you as well as he does

To no one’s surprise the conversation ends with him taking you on every surface of your apartment

Hours later you’re cuddling naked on your couch, resting your head on his muscular chest and listening to his heartbeat

“So like… are we engaged now?” you ask looking up at him

He laughs sweetly

“No, not yet. I have to actually propose first.”

You think back to your conversation earlier when you first said you’d want to marry him

“So that didn’t count before?”

His heart breaks at how little you ask for

“No, that didn’t count.” He kisses your head, “I’m going to take you out somewhere nice, give you a proper proposal, with a nice ring.”

You get butterflies thinking about it

You can’t believe how much he does for you

How much he wants to do for you 

You’re quiet for a moment, and he can feel you smiling into his chest

“...Okay.” 

Your voice is so small and bashful, and he can hear you suppressing a flustered giggle

Fuck he can’t get enough of you 

He laughs and pulls you closer, grabbing your chin and makes you look up at him so he can kiss you 

You fall asleep in his arms

And you think that you won’t mind being married so young if it’s Logan you’re marrying

Logan is looking at you with so much love and adoration

And right before he falls asleep 

He thinks that maybe it’s not too late for him to find love after all

#logan huntzberger #logan huntzberger x reader #gilmore girls #gilmore girls x reader #logan huntzberger smut #gilmore girls smut #older husband!logan #older boyfriend!logan #older!logan #sugar daddy!logan #euthanize me #he's just #so #very #hm. #he's so #just #yeah #you get it #we're all like this after reading that lmao

[solarissun]

I legit cannot express how attractive this man is to me.

#milo manheim #i can’t #he’s so fine #i need him #i’m just a girl #put me down #euthanize me #he’s actually so hot #i’m feral

[ballads-of-a-bluejay]

heh... hey muse... i brought you a monster... you wanna go to hot topic with me? we can get matching invader zim necklaces...

#chnt #camp here and there #ch&t #chnt fanart #camp here and there fanart #my art #elijah volkov #tem chnt #euthanize me

[cathedraldecay]

x

#euthanize me #mcr #gerard way

[optimistc-apathy]

Forever - Noah Kahan

crazy how noah managed to fit so much goodbye into Forever. like i very much understand it's the farewell to the album that put him on the map and to the person he used to be/is growing out of but ohh my god oh,.,.. my god,

#such acceptance and grace in it too #euthanize me #why does it make me feel like i'm saying my last goodbyes to everything i've ever known #is it because i'm off to college in six months?? or realizing that i'm not cis? who knows!! #but holy shit he's fucking me up with this #noah kahan #my fucking favorite #top three #hozier and then noah and then RKS #but regardless #he makes me want to fucking weep

[biteable-pink-pixie]

Watching Deadpool 2 and I'm weirdly attracted to the juggernaut. He's saying his little quips and ripping Deadpool in half and I'm giggling like a school girl with a crush.

#I'll say it again #euthanize me #deadpool #juggernaut #really is unhinged of me

[manicplank]

how do I tell my psychiatrist I'm attracted to a pizza and a knock off noid

#pizza tower #pizzahead #noise #the noise #euthanize me

[scooplery]

clenched my jaw so hard overnight woke up with a splitting tension headache on my day off

#EUTHANIZE ME

[motherhenna]

So today was my first day teaching an after school elective theater class (10+ 2nd 3rd 4th grade girls) and holy shit y'all I have even more respect for teachers now than ever before because that was BRUTAL lmao it was like they could smell my fear and knew they could trample all over me. Maybe my viewpoint is skewed, seeing as I was a really meek, easygoing kid at that age, but I can't fathom just...blatantly ignoring the teacher when they tell you not to do something. I get theater is a bit more loosey goosey but damn I can't imagine treating any of my past theater teachers (or any adult for that matter) with such disregard. Hoping that they were just crazy because it was their first day back at school after summer break and they'll mellow out a tiny bit by next week.

There were two super sweet and responsible 4th graders that I'm probably going to have to lean on to get through to some of their classmates. Like appoint them "team leaders" or whatever.

Either way, no more Ms. Pushover next Wednesday--Miss Helen is gonna lay down the fucking LAW lol I'm going to print out a set of class rules and expectations and have the kids repeat them back to me, and I may invest in a fucking whistle to cut through how loud they can get. If any of y'all have a background in teaching or otherwise dealing with large groups of children, feel free to drop any tips or suggestions you might have to get a handle on a rowdy crowd of munchkins and gremlins without yelling or being overly strict.

#I lose almost all patience as soon as I can tell a child is fucking with me lol #like if they're genuinely confused or anxious #I'm usually very patient #but man there were a couple kids who are the physical embodiment of the worst traits of adhd #speaking as someone who has it #but not the physical part #I've never been physically hyper or restless #it's just my brain going at 100 miles an hour all the time #but cant relate to the whole bouncing off the walls thing #also that school has an insane amount of floors and the theater is in the basement level 5 floors down from the entrance #and since the elevator was in use I had to lead those kids up the most insane amount of stairs I've ever encountered #truly humbled me because I was not prepared to drag my entire 200+ lb fat ass up five stories #first time my legs have ever felt so close to just giving out entirely #and now I have exercise induced asthma which will go away in a couple hours but OOF #I literally whistle like wind through a car window when I breath rn] #euthanize me #put me down like old yeller #personal

[bakubunny]

tw: dark content, ddlg, age play, controlling behavior

at this rate @heartofjasmina is going to have me writing dad bf!aizawa until i’m blue in the face and i have other fics to finishhh

but like

he calls you kiddo, sport, kid, any other “dad” nickname he can think of. especially if he knows it makes you feel some type of way. he wants you hot and bothered over stupid little things like that.

also a fan of little one, sweetheart, sweet pea. but he’ll call you anything to make your brain go dumb when he says it.

total pet name abuser bc he knows it makes you weak. calls himself daddy more often than he should for the same reason.

he lets you hold onto his finger like a kid when you leave the house and he enjoys it. buckles your seatbelt, zips your jacket, pulls out your chair, etc.

similarly, he likes to dress you himself as a show of dominance and to have his hands on your body, particularly after sex.

he orders for you at restaurants and when you’re alone, he cuts up your food.

as my previous drabbles might imply, he’s very into having you over his knee and making your ass red.

sometimes showers with you/bathes you because you’re too dumb, little, etc to do it yourself. he dries you off and rubs lotion into your skin.

sometimes this mf doesn’t even let you brush your teeth without him doing it for you.

and every damn time he does stuff like this his dick is straining in his pants.

he doesn’t let you put on/take off your shoes and socks when he’s around. it does not matter if you’re visiting someone else’s house with him. he’s not gonna let you.

makes you sit on his lap and suck his fingers so you can “learn” how to suck his cock.

makes you grind on his leg/cockwarm him/ride him, but doesn’t let you get off bc you “need daddy’s help.”

loves the humiliation aspect of your dynamic and leans into it hard.

this is a little too unhinged even for me and may get deleted

#euthanize me #this is the worst #last one i swear #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha smut #x reader #mha smut #aizawa shota #aizawa shouta #aizawa x reader #aizawa smut #bakubunny #nasty hcs #tw dark content

[skoulsons]

his hand being across the middle of her back and you can see the tips of his fingers. am i losing it or am i losing it.

#answer is im losing it in about nine different ways #THE PROXIMITY. THE COMFORTABLENESS. THE WANTING TO BE CLOSE. #sedate me #euthanize me #whatever just GET ME OUT OF HEre #watching this episode and rewatching their scenes have simultaneously made me feel incredibly nauseous #while also giving me one of most physically painful little feelings in my chest and stomach when you love something a lot that it hurts #yeah. #the last of us hbo #tlou spoilers #joel miller #ellie williams

[machathecat]

Why does school have to start so FKING EARLY

#euthanize me

[prettyinpunk]

whats sluttier a man with no shirt or a man in a tiny tiny shirt

speedrun congrats gift for a very special girlie, beloved loml @originofpwoper 💖💖💖

#things that insane people do #the thing about being an artist is you can play dress up with your blorbo of choice like a barbie #reality is what i say and in my reality dominic howard wears a slutty little barbie crop top #THINGS INSANE PEOPLE SAY #euthanize me #the term speedrun has never been used so generously before its j bc im a slow as hell artist #obsessed musers will know my reference photo #thanks again to bestie domwhoreward for providing as expected <3 #im extremely deranged i love him #hopefully he doesn't look too weird i did my best skghfjd #dominic howard #muse band #muse art #tar.psd

[witchkittymeow]

Ms Finch?

#heh #uhh uhh uhhh uh uh uhh uhh uhh #drawtectives #oops #hey hey listen hey look #im going to fandom jail #favourite #ik some of yall will not be normal about this #like me :) #what even is gender #just looks like he grew his hair out idc #eugene finch #what would even be the genderbent name #eugenia #nope #euthanize me