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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?
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Need that heavy rain sound type of night
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always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!
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best death animation in the classic fallouts is super mutant scratching their ass, sniffing their fingers, and exploding into chunks instantly
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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday
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Muslims misreading the Barbie posters might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today
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I am once again thinking about digging holes
It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways
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i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”
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which is definitely not an omen
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