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#can’t do that now that my phone is dead Lmao yaaaay

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slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up

#YIKES

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what have i done

#oh god. this is weed in here

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we’d

#something is happening to me

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Crochet lion, Now in pin form!!

#😭

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#i had reduction surgery and i’m still a big titty bitch

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I’m so sorry babes anytics and marketing don’t get you like I get you 😢

#in a kinder world this is my favorite movie

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Is it possible for a cat to be a black silver tortoiseshell?

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It sure is! And what a stunning combination.

#omg #torts #fancy!

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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

#/r/ZillowGoneWild

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when the music videos for Telephone (Lady Gaga ft. Beyoncé) and Na Na Na (My Chemical Romance) both had scenes filmed in the same diner

#AAAAH

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new microwave album :)

#it's weird and it's good

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Hot Mulligan

#them

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my new sketchbook is focking huge

#he’s yellow!

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#at least 10 #clothes is one of my hobbies

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

#right now 😒

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This is Maggie's worm collection

She loves her worms more than any other toy. She plays with them loads and carries them around the house

At night the worms have to go in a box so that she doesn't wake me up playing with them. So every evening before bed I gather up the worms, put them in their box and have Maggie say goodnight to them.

Night night worms!

#TORTS #SHE'S SO CUTE

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If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.

But not when you're reading a book. Much to think about.

#i simply do not see real things in my mind's eye like. at all #i think in textures and shapes