#emh incorrect quotes

[sleepipeep]

Incorrect emh quotes:

Evan: Sometimes I feel like we're in a constant cycle of repeating plot point each worst than the last and all to inevitable end with us all dead only to wake up and do it again the next day.

Jeff: dude, all I asked was what kind of sub do you want...

#emh headcanon #everymanhybrid #emh #emh evan #emh jeff #evan myers #jeff koval #incorrect quotes #emh incorrect quotes

[roththeprimordial]

Jimmy: The weird thing is, this kind of energy signature has me stumped. It's something I've never seen before. SpongeBob:

Jimmy: Heh, sorry. I guess this is a BIT over your head...

SpongeBob: It's a type of radiation that comes from the bombs that were tested during the Bikini Atoll experiments. Jimmy: What? It's not-... Oh, your right...

#nicktoons #nicktoons unite #incorrect quotes #spongebob #spongebob squarepants #jimmy neutron #Avengers EMH #jimmy neutron boy genius

[r0adk1ll3r]

HABIT: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

HABIT: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*

HABIT: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

#incorrect quotes #everymanhybrid #slenderverse #habit emh #habit everymanhybrid #everymanhybrid habit #emh habit #habit #emh

[th3-voyager]

#startrek:Voy #Tom Paris #the doctor #the emh #the office #seska #Star Trek voyager #funny #incorrect quote #source:the office

[celtic-romulan]

The EMH (hiding inside Seven's Borg implants): Can I talk to you about something really quick? Seven of Nine: I'm in the middle of something right now, Doctor. EMH: Yes, I know. But I've been looking around and you have...no apps in here. I've already played the crap out of Minesweeper. Seven: Could you just--wait. I have apps? I have Minesweeper?!

#incorrect star trek voyager quotes #source: dragon ball z abridged #source: dbz abridged #emh #seven of nine

[vinnie-hates-life]

Evan: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark*  Evan: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"  Associate: Well, I-  Evan: How about "You banged my mom?"  Associate: No...  Evan: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.  Evan: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

#everymanhybrid #slenderverse #emh #emh evan #evan emh #evan myers #incorrect everymanhybrid quotes #incorrect slenderverse quotes

[spacefinch]

The Doctor: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Harry: His name was Jared he's 19.

Seven: When his parents built a very strange machine.

B’Elanna, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

Tom, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!

Tuvok: Horrible job everyone.

#star trek #star trek voyager #the doctor #emh #Harry Kim #seven of nine #b’elanna torres #Tom paris #tuvok #incorrect quotes

[altumvidetur]

Harry: Can I be frank with you guys?

The Doctor: Certainly, but I don't see how changing your name is going to help.

Seven: May I still be addressed as Seven?

Tom: Shhh, let Frank speak.

#emh #tom paris #harry kim #seven of nine #incorrect star trek quotes #incorrect voyager quotes #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #i saw this quote and heard the end in tom's voice #so there

[inhabitedcollective]

Observer : Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Habit: Killed without hesitation.

#incorrect quotes #creepypasta incorrect quotes #slenderverse #slenderseries #everymanhybrid #tw tribetwelve #creepypasta #tribetwelve #observer tribetwelve #observer #habit #emh #habit everymanhybrid

[axe-writes]

HABIT: It isn’t illegal to kill someone.

Vinny: Yes it is.

HABIT: Not when you fucking hate them.

Vinny: Still illegal

HABIT: Even when they eat the last fucking Reese’s cup??

Vinny: *slowly starts to back out of the room*

HABIT: *watches*

Vinny: Very illegal *runs out the room*

#story time #incorrect quotes #everymanhybrid #habit emh #vinny emh

[shychick-52]

*The EMH bursts into a meeting of the Senior Officers*

EMH: Shut up, everyone, I've done something brilliant!

Janeway: *rolling her eyes* Ah. Doctor...

Chakotay: I'm sorry, what-

EMH: Apology accepted. Now, try to keep up with my mind-numbing genius.

Janeway: Doctor. What did we say about interacting with other people?

EMH: Ugh. The cards. Fine! *pulls out cards and reads "Hello, Captain." *disdainfully* "And others."

#incorrect quotes #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek voyager #Source: DuckTales 2017 #The EMH was SO like Gyro early in 'Voyager' adfghkk

[unnamed-atlas]

I love looking in my notes app and just finding absurd lists, half of which I forgot existed

#theres the fake songs list from the dnd group #i rediscovered a list today that's just called 'which zeph arc are you?' and its just like old zeph plot points explained badly #there's one somewhere from freshman year that was just me keeping track of every character death in EMH. that was absurd #I've got stupid dnd ideas and stupid arg ideas #tattoo ideas #songs i associate with idc characters #my names list #books i wanted to read #old idc incorrect quotes #i could keep going #the zeph one is kind of funny as fuck though #that's the one that sparked this post

[computerpeople]

one gtime when i was working at spirit i ended up talking to a customer who ran a relatively popular marble hornets incorrect quotes blog and we became somewhat friends but then i foudn out that they were an alex kralie stan who was 100% so dead set on the fact that he did nothing wrong ever and also didn't like horror and didn't like th eidea of watching any horror and hadn't watched marble hornets, just analysis videos and like really hated it every time i brpought up EMH and i like. i had no idea what to do i couldn't be autistic rage but i was like oh my god. oh my god. youre a real person!?

#im still friends w them on facebook but it was so bizarre #and then they kept coming in on my shifts but i didnt wanna talk to them LOL #txt

[r0adk1ll3r]

HABIT: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.

Vinnie: Why?

HABIT, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.

#everymanhybrid #slenderverse #habit emh #emh habit #habit everymanhybrid #everymanhybrid habit #vinny everyman #emh vinny #vinnie everyman #emh vinnie #vinny emh #vinnie emh #emh #habit #incorrect quotes

[th3-voyager]

Around season 5

Samantha Wildman: hey you are going to have to take my daughter on one of your routine flight mission

Seven of Nine: but I-

Wildman: 😒

Samantha Wildman talking head

Wildman: oh I don’t think it’s blackmail… seven just has to watch over my daughter so I won’t tell the crew that Seven is cheating on Harry with The doctor ☺️

#star trek voyager #source: the office #incorrect quote #seven of nine #samatha wildman #seven x doctor #sorry harry #harry kim #the emh #the doctor #st voyager #funny

[celtic-romulan]

Seska: So, what are you doing here? EMH: Oh, you know, just...hanging around. Seska: Hanging around? EMH: Hanging around. Seska: Thwarting my plans? EMH: Thwarting your plans? Seska: Are you? EMH: No. Seska: Good, 'cause that would be bad. EMH: How bad? Seska: I’d have to deactivate you. EMH: That’s bad. Seska: Indeed. Cute little thoron generator you got there. EMH: Yes. It treats radiation burns...and nothing else. ~~~~~~~~~ LATER...... Seska: Why are you still here? I shut your program down when I left. So what are you doing? EMH: What am I doing? Seska: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? EMH: Nothing much... Seska: THWARTING MY PLANS? EMH: Thwarting your plans? Seska: ARE YOU?! EMH: Yes. Seska: ......Goodbye, Doctor. (takes out a phaser and shoots the Sickbay's holoemitters)

#incorrect Star Trek Voyager quotes #source: dragon ball z abridged #source: dbz abridged #seska #emh #basics part 2 #vegeta #gohan