#samatha wildman

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Around season 5

Samantha Wildman: hey you are going to have to take my daughter on one of your routine flight mission

Seven of Nine: but I-

Wildman: 😒

Samantha Wildman talking head

Wildman: oh I don’t think it’s blackmail… seven just has to watch over my daughter so I won’t tell the crew that Seven is cheating on Harry with The doctor ☺️

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[rosiesh0w]

So I finish Star Trek voyager here’s what I now think of the characters

Harry deserves to be promoted or at least awarded for half the shit he did

Tom has three sides to him, the im so in love with B’elanna that all I have to do is stare at her and my heart melts, the vroom vroom mofo... and I’m a fucking screaming toddler

B’elanna has an amazing character development from accepting who she is to falling in love, but also has a death wish

Seriously I think Janeway is the spacemom trying to keep a tight leash on Tom and Harry. That’s why she drinks coffee...

the two best episodes in my opinion are neelix episodes (mortal coil and homestead)

Tuvok

Chakotay is the step dad that takes you to all the sporting games and telling life lesson when you get home

It’s good to see kes but her story was done.. at season 4

Seven of nine should of found that unimatrix guy and adopted the Borg kids ... (I really didn’t like chakotay and seven)

I also found most of the Doctor story arc compelling from being an hologram to actually being able to have feeling and interests and hobbies

Icheb is ok, a bit stale for my taste but Naomi stole the show

Honorable mentions

I knew Seska was the kind of bitch that would go onto the Murray show and lie about who the father of her child is

Samatha Wildman is an amazing single mom.

Q always made me think wtf is wrong with you...I hope you didn’t do this on tng

All of the engineer team deserve a break.

Also why isn’t like one other nurse helping the doctor? Like I get kes and Tom but it be helpful to have at least one other person who actually medical degree to help.

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A normal day in voyager

Tom: yesturday the Doctor found half a joint in the hallway... which unfortunate, because The Doctor finding drugs is more dangerous then most people using drugs.

In the meeting room

The Doctor: Let’s go over some of the symptoms

Ayala:😐

The Doctor: you tell me who this sounds like. Slow moving... dull...constantly snacking...shows lacks of motivation.

Ayla: *not having a thought behind his eyes*

Moments later

The Doctor: Do you know what this is? *pushes a picture towards Samatha*

Wildman: yes, it’s marijuana

The Doctor: how do you know that?

Wildman: It’s labeled.

The Doctor: *takes back picture* dammit!

Moments later

Neelix: *staring at the picture* that is northern lights cannabis indica

The Doctor: no it’s marijuana

The Doctor and Tom moment

Paris: I’m just saying that you can’t be sure it wasn’t you.

The Doctor: that’s ridiculous,of course it wasn’t me!

Paris: marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don’t remember.

The Doctor: I would remember!

Paris: Well, how could you, if it just erased your memory?

The Doctor: that’s not how that works.

Paris: Now how do you know how it works?

The Doctor: knock it off, I’m interviewing you.

Paris: No! You said I’d be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?

The Doctor:

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My take on scientific methods

Janeway: * comes into the bridge pretty mad* Hey, Tuvok what is this *holds up the padd with memo Tuvok sent out to the staff*

Tuvok:...

Janeway: *read memo* I just want everyone to know the Star fleet guidelines involving PDA or public displays of affection

Tuvok: Yes Captain, you see some people in this ship have complained...

Janeway: *put her hands to her hips* oh really..

Tuvok: ...about some other people engaging in PDA and I just wanted to remind it’s not appropriate to do that.

Janeway: Is this about Chakotay and I? In my readyroom? Because I will have you know that that was consensual. What we did has nothing to do with you or anyone here. I don’t think. I don’t think anyone heard anything. We were very discreet. So I don’t think it’s any of your business. What I think you should do is hit all delete

Chakotay: *surprise pikachu face*

Tuvok: Captain, the memo was not about you.

The Doctor: *marching in angry* for the record, I have never been involved with anyone in the crew, in any capacity!

Seven of Nine and the Ghost of Kes: *raise an eyebrow*

Tuvok: Everyone,it was my complaint and the complaint was about LT Paris and Torres.

Janeway: *Turns to Paris and Torres who were both at their stations* No way!?

Neelix: what?

Sam: you guys are together?

Paris:...Yup. Yes we are.

Janeway: Oh...Wow!

Kim: Tom!

Chakotay: *clearly freaking out* This is great

Ayala: I knew it!

Torres: Tuvok, is this your Vulcan way of congratulating us?

Tuvok:...Yes...

Janeway: Oh kay, I haven’t drank enough coffee for this but...Torres! Get over here! *gestures to Torres to get up* Come on. Come here. Okay, okay, *to Paris*stand in attention. *Paris moves over in chair*OK, here we go. *holding both Paris and Torres’ hand* Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy. Because today, is the day that Tom and B’Elanna become one.

Paris: We actually been dating for like a month now.

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So people won’t get confused on which voyager member is which office character

Kathryn Janeway= Michael Scott

The Doctor = Dwight K. Schrute

Tom Paris = Jim Halpert

B’Elanna Torres = Pam Beesly

Mostly Harry but sometimes Chakotay = Ryan Howard

Mostly Neelix but sometimes Harry = Andy Bernard

Seven of Nine = Angela Martin

Sometimes tuvok mostly a bridge crew = Stanley Hudson

Ayla or a ship crew man = Kevin Malone

Neelix = Creed Bratton

Seska= Meredith Palmer

Mostly Naomi wildmann or Kes = Kelly Kapoor

Naomi = Erin Hannon

Tuvok = Toby Flenderson

Vorik = Oscar Martinez

Joe Carrey = Darryl Philbin

Samatha Wildman = Phyllis Vance

Icheb = Gabe Lewis

Engineer staff = ware house workers

Chakotay = Holly Flax

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