Ahahahahahahahha
Set it free in a junkyard where it can be at home in its habitat.
Shedra: C Commy? I f found this strange r robot snake. W What should I d do with it?
Xeno!spine: let me go NOW!
(((I was in Tinychat and didn’t know what to draw. so Shifter said draw Xeno!spine. OK. Shedra never met Xeno so she doesn’t know that this is Commys brother)))
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I miss you
I miss ßðđßð←¾- you ßðŋ¶e all too“æß@eł³€ŧ it’s just hard to đŋðeł a connectionðđßełe from North Kẻł@→æorea.
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Of course I do!
Now in the year 142AD St. Valour the Pine-fresh had a lady love named Sierra the Savage, and little-known then she was actually a bear. St. Valour did ferocious battle with the Bear-father in order to win fair maiden's heart, meaning he cut open the chest and ripped out the still-beating heart of her father and then fed it to Sierra as an offering of love. Being a well-exercised bear, her father made a tasty snack and the maiden was wooed, and in return hugged St. Valour so fiercely he no longer continued to breathe.
And that's where bear hugs come from!
These days people offer one another hearts as a symbol of that bloody hunk of muscle that St. Valour offered his fair mistress all those years ago, but due to laws about that sort of thing giving your beloved a real beating heart is frowned upon in today's society, so they just settle for some candy instead.
N NO! Who t took this p pict?! Please s stop! >///<
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I brought you this huge soft-edged pink heart backdrop with writing superimposed on the top! Do you like it?
N NO! Who t took this p pict?! Please s stop! >///<
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Oh no, you've been struck by the green-eyed monster!!! If you see a creature that looks like a bear and a dinosaur got covered in rainbow sprinkles and made into one thing, that's him. Also he has green eyes, if he has blue eyes that's his brother Frank the blue-eyed monster.
Now, calm down, he only gets out from Kazooland every few decades, but when Greeney's on the loose anything's likey to happen. Luckily for you, I know his weakness: grapefruit.
So just carry a bunch of grapefruit around and if you see him prowling hurl one at his head and that'll hold him off. Until I power up the rapid-fire citrus-fruit gun at least.
OMG w what’s wrong with m me!!! I thought I I was done w with this crush!!!
B But no!! Whenever s someone is talking a about Commy I get j jealous!!!
JEALOUS SERIOUSLY WHY!!!
I’m l like “he is mine” WHAT!!! He is n not mine!!! He d doesn’t even k know what a girlfriend m means!!!
It’s o okay that people talk a about him and s say that he is cute. (I think he is cute to) I feel l like a bad p person right now :(
I’m s so sorry!!!
Please can s someone help me!!! TT_TT
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What a champ, eh?!
Isn't St. Valourpines day coming up some time soon?
AU!!!
response to
[[ “au” is Dutch for “ow”]]
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This kind of space?
So APPARENTLY there's a difference between a 'girlfriend' and 'girl friend'....
I’d say it’s a little space.
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GERMAN DETECTED.
LANGUAGE PATCH REQUIRED.
DOWNLOADING.
PLEASE WAIT...
RozzieBot’s Comm!Rabbit.. on a coffee cup.
I WAS BORED IN LAW CLASS, OKAY? xD
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J'ai perdu un grande poisson que s'appelle Richard, avez vous le voir?
RozzieBot’s Comm!Rabbit.. on a coffee cup.
I WAS BORED IN LAW CLASS, OKAY? xD
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Voulez vous aimer des frites avec ca?
RozzieBot’s Comm!Rabbit.. on a coffee cup.
I WAS BORED IN LAW CLASS, OKAY? xD
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I'm delicious!
But full of oil... not coffee.
RozzieBot’s Comm!Rabbit.. on a coffee cup.
I WAS BORED IN LAW CLASS, OKAY? xD
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT WON'T SYNC WITH ME.
Book
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His words were and I quote.
"You got yourself into this situation."
[[thanks Tinychat for the idea]]
N no Commy y you can’t feed h him potatoes!!
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As it turns out there's actually something magnetic in my head so he got stuck up there and I can't get him off.
[[thanks Tinychat for the idea]]
N no Commy y you can’t feed h him potatoes!!
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Title: Radio Rabbit
Rating: T (scenes of war, off-screen deaths).
Length: 5800~
Warnings: nonsensical use of made-up cockney rhyming slang because I can. Also feels.
Bzzzzrt! Good morning, campers, and a fine morning it is in this here city of Berlin. The barbed wire shines brightly off the puddles of mud, there’s a smell of sulphur on the breeze, and we can expect a good chance of artillery hail later in the day. Unfortunately, lunch is also going to be served.
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So APPARENTLY there's a difference between a 'girlfriend' and 'girl friend'....
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Oh... are you too warm, then? You look all red...
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