#elf bread

[nobody7102]

I wanted to feel like an Elf/Hobbit so I’m making Lembas Bread

#lotr #lord of the rings #elf bread #lembas bread #nobody shouts

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Finally. images of the Boy where hes not so angry hes melting his face off

#pizza tower #fake peppino #peshino #arts #mine #the sweetest little peach 🍑! #with a BONUS marketable plushie alt #things of note: #1- the one of him sleeping is him 'nakey' #+ hat (hes bald under there lol) #he really likes wearing work clothes; it feels professional heehee #so hes got his favorite apron; slacks; and clogs #2- marketable plushie is not sapient like peshino is; hes just a cute elf on the shelf inspired design lol #but also. watch out. #3- he wishes w his whole bread-y soul to smash pizzaheads face in #its so funny to me to think of him inheriting the same unbridled rage towards ph that peppino has #its on sight

[tastesoftamriel]

Three-Scuttle Bread Boat

There's nothing quite as indulgent as the scuttle bread boat, also known by the Telvanni as khachapuri. The traditional use of three types of scuttle, said to represent the Tribunal, is almost obscene for the average working Dunmer, making khachapuri a treat rather than an everyday meal. Topped with a cliff racer or kwama egg, this mouthwatering bread boat is best served immediately! Serves four.

You will need:

Bread:

1 tsp dry yeast

270g plain flour

55ml water

200ml milk

1 tbsp olive oil, plus extra for greasing

1 tbsp sugar

1 tsp salt

Filling:

2 eggs (one whisked, for brushing)

80g mature cheddar, grated

80g fresh mozzarella, chopped

80g feta, crumbled

1 tbsp butter

Crushed dried chilis or chili powder to serve, optional (and non-traditional)

Method:

Combine the yeast, sugar, salt, and flour. In a pan, bring the milk and water to a gentle simmer (you should be able to touch the water without burning yourself, about 25C/77F) and pour into the dry ingredients. Knead until smooth and stretchy, at least 15 minutes.

Add the olive oil to your dough, and knead for another 3-5 minutes so it sinks in. Pop the dough into a well-oiled bowl, cover with a cloth, and leave to rise in a warm spot (out of direct sunlight) for an hour.

When the dough is about double in size, punch it down, then leave it to rise again for another 30 mins. When ready, shape the dough into a large oval, then roll flat until about 1/2cm thick.

For the filling, simply combine the cheeses and sprinkle into the boat. Sprinkle 1/3 of the cheese in a thick, neat line on the left side of the dough, and another 1/3 on the right. Take the edge of the dough and roll it over the cheese, then roll the outside diameter inwards gently a couple of times to form a raised lip. Sprinkle the rest of the filling in the middle.

This will therefore be a stuffed crust to start, as well as a method of keeping the outer edges raised! Finally, pinch or twist the ends together to a sharp point. This will help to contain the filling when it melts. Whisk one egg and brush over the entire bread, filling and all, until glossy.

Bring your oven to 230C/450F and bake on the middle shelf for 15 minutes, until the bread is firm and the cheese is melted. Remove from the oven, and make a deep well in the middle of the cheese by pressing down with a tablespoon. Scatter butter over the cheese. Crack the last egg into the well and return to the oven for 3-5 minutes, until the egg white is slightly cooked but still runny.

To serve, vigorously whisk together the cheese and egg with a fork until entirely combined (the egg will continue to cook in the hot cheese). Simply tear the bread apart with your hands to eat and dip. Sprinkle with dried chilis or chili powder if desired.

This is what your khachapuri should look like after scrambling the filling!

#Tes #The Elder Scrolls #Khachapuri #Georgia #Georgian food #Food #Cooking #World building #Worldbuilding #Cheese #Bread #world foods #Geek #Nerd #Games #Gamer #Gaming #Telvanni #Dunmer #Dark Elf #Three-Scuttle Bread Boat

[rottenscience]

BREAD.

he cannot handle it anymore

OG IMAGE:

#unicorn warriors eternal #edred the warrior elf #memes #bread #elf #melinda the sorceress #copernicus #funny stuff

[bumblepuppy]

'between Dungeon Meshi and Freiren 2024 is the year of elf fucking!' there was enough fanart of Astarion getting his ass played with last year to power a small country

#2023 did for mid 30s white haired crying elf men what lockdown did for bread machines

[mermaidsirennikita]

reading Thea Harrison's Dragon Bound and

a) the first true contemporary urban fantasy PNR that has REEEEEALLY gotten me to sit up and listen since IAD

b) have realized that I have a weird thing for the "big scary monster man provides food for his less scary captive and watches her eat" thing, and I didn't actually get that it was a thing until now

#romance novel blogging #like the heroine of this book is a vegetarian which the dragon shifter guy finds DISGUSTING #but he just gave her elf bread or whatever and is sitting there like O_O as she eats #she's not even eating erotically i think it just makes him happy like when you pet a cat while it eats #and one of my favorite minor scenes in lothaire is when he watches ellie eat waffles #and is like well guess WHAT i can ALSO eat WAFFLES #and then almost vomits trying to choke down the waffles #we need more of this #(is this all just a pet play thing. is that what this is.)

[usikunox]

So I’ve been super inactive art wise for a little while, but that’s mostly due to me actually taking the time to sort out my OCs’ designs for once and it took way longer than I would have liked lol. I wouldn’t normally share these, but I want to since I put so much time into drawing all of them! 😅

Decided to put a little chart together for the first 7 with silly little words and doodles that only have any real meaning in my own head lol, then my 2 other lesbians are separate cause I’m unsure if I want to include them in the same universe or not.

#they are my 9 dumb children whom I love with all my heart and who occupy my every braincell #I never intended to make so many sapphic pairs but when I thought about them interacting my brain kinda just smooshed them together #and my poor son is just sitting around like where’s the bread #also human ears are inferior and I apparently refuse to ever give them to anyone oops #I’m gonna go think about them and kick my legs in the air now bye #ocs #my ocs #my oc art #original character #original charater art #dnd ocs #oc artist #tiefling #changeling #elf #character design #character art #my characters #art #artwork #my art #my artwork #drawing #digital art #digital drawing #usikunox art

[thinking-about-bats-again]

Random facts and canon tidbits from Heroes’ Feast: The Official D&D Cookbook

Dwarven cuisine doesn’t use many spices because dwarves have extra-sensitive taste buds and can detect complicated flavors in simple dwarven dishes like potato leek soup and corned beef and cabbage.

Halfling dishes include community cheeses (cheese fondue), melted cheeses (grilled cheese), oatmeal sweet nibbles (oatmeal cookies), and hogs in bedrolls (pigs in a blanket).

One recipe, Elven Bread, is said to be able to sustain an adventurer for a full day with only one bite. No, it’s not like any other fictional elven breads from famous high fantasy worlds. It’s cinnamon-swirled!

Speaking of totally original, legally distinct fantasy concepts, halfling meals include “second morningfeast.”

Dragonborns live in communal clans and eat mostly meat. As a result, they invented Brazilian barbecue. (Be careful when attending one, though, as some of the meat is from humanoids.)

Tieflings are the opposite of dwarves: their taste buds are charred, so they prefer extremely strong flavors. They also have a high spice tolerance, to the point where most tiefling spices could kill a human.

Half-orcs, being nomadic scavengers, often eat insects and grubs. Sometimes, they fry them or drizzle them in chocolate.

The book includes menus for restaurants on four different worlds. The menu for The Yawning Portal, a Forgotten Realms restaurant, offers four types of cheese. Checking the Forgotten Realms Wiki, I found that all four cheeses are from previous canon material, but the funniest one is Luiren Spring, which, according to the wiki, is a hard drug for halflings.

#i honestly really recommend this cookbook #i don’t even cook but i love the worldbuilding #and the recipes are really simple #heroes’ feast cookbook #dungeons & dragons #dungeons and dragons #dnd #d&d #d&d 5e #forgotten realms #halfling #dwarf #tiefling #elf #dragonborn #lord of the rings #cooking #cookbook #bread #meat #cheese #tw drugs #drugs cw #cannibalism

[dooniicheezii]

Bread offering

#ibispaint #ibispaint x #mystallica #demon oc #fox oc #elf oc #bread

[ninebaalart]

Bakersmith Felicity Steelstrike

finally answering this question

#original character #bunny #grilled cheese #metal #bread #blacksmith #baker #art #1trillionheroes #elf

[creepy-dolls]

Goblin making himself comfy in my house

#he is 1:1 scale he’s just a little elf #he’s like a brownie but instead of doing chores he eats all the bread in the house #my dolls #bjd #anime doll #qianhe doll

[sketchytea]

that relatable feeling when you have a wild magic surge vis-à-vis your traumatic backstory and you end up temporarily turning all of your unfortunate colleague’s beloved weapons into bread and staining everything you touch with blue ink. requiring you to then be carried around the streets of a major city by said colleague so you can get treated at a temple only to then be told the effects are here to stay for the next five days

#yeah yeah the turning weapons into bread and ink staining hands wild magic surge. we've all seen it #veos y'sael #ciaran torani #veiled enclave campaign #tve #half drow #half elf #dnd sorcerer #dnd bloodhunter #dnd #dungeons and dragons #art #original #oc #oc art #digital art #artists on tumblr

[handhourgalleries]

Wintersprings - Helsong and Jiroki

Completed YCH Valentine Couple Commission for @bread-elf and @jasonhelsong. Thank you so much again for giving me these beautiful characters to work with!

Art Commission Page

#YCH Commission #My art #Warcraft #Valentines Commissions #bread-elf #jasonhelsong #handhourart

[rottenscience]

BREAD SEQUEL: PIZZA.

The Sequel to Bread.

Yes, I Drew it. What should I do next, candy store or home depot?

#silly #pizzalover #unicorn warriors eternal #edred the warrior elf #melinda the sorceress #copernicus #dominos #bread

[possqueen]

im watching dungeon meshi

#when youre just trying to make bread and your elf mage friend wont stop being fucking racist

[dark-elf-writes]

What the hell did I just watch

Mother daughter buttholes apparently.

#the elf talks #I mean get that bread how ever you can and clearly there’s a market for them but I am #baffled