#elementary my dear

[disney-afternoon-pictures]

Happy 50th anniversary to Schoolhouse Rock!

#schoolhouse rock #schoolhouse rocky #a noun's a person place or thing #conjunction junction #sufferin' til suffridge #interjections #rufus xavier saspirilla #i'm just a bill #interplanet janet #my hero zero #the great american melting pot #three is a magic number #unpack your adjectives #elementary my dear #other

[pnfoutofcontext]

#season 2 #Elementary My Dear Stacy #phineas and ferb #pnf #disney TVA #gif #Perry the platypus #Agent Double 0-0 #Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[selfshipdork]

Happy birthday to Herlock!!!

#elementary my dear

[ihatebrainstorm]

What are ur thoughts on IDW Prowl?

Just a lil curious :3

ohhohhhhehhehahhehahh...

Alright, first off: I'm horrid at explaining my thoughts cohesively in words, so this is gonna have a lot of me scribbling, yelling, and virtually shaking you back and forth, but just bare with me here as I commit crimes against linguistics...

HE'S SUCH A PRICK. A GENUINE PRICK, SUCH A FRIKIN THORN UP THE ASS I HATE LOVE HIM SO DAMN MUCH. Smug asshole probably was cited in the definition of the word "jerk", he's just sooo,,,, HHHHGRGG- Exactly the type of character where you love him, but you still cheer when karma comes around the corner and serves him 5 star yelped review can of "whoopass to the face" y'know???? Sometimes he deserves it, sometimes he doesn't, but either way you feel god awful when he shows vulnerability or starts feeling regret.. To a point where it almost feels that subconsciously, I'd rather he be a one dimensional villain type character just to avoid him being hurt? If that makes sense?

He's somehow such an asshole, but such an endearing one at the same time?? His dialogue delivery is so comedic in a way where it seems like he's severely lacking self awareness, but because of who he is you can't tell if he's doing that on purpose to get a rise out of someone gaghhh- The king, the master, and seasoned veteran of "Holy Crap You Should Not Have Said That To Their Face"

But he's also so sad?? The way you watch as former close associates lose trust in him as the story progresses, his realization of said fact, the trauma he sustains from having his mind be exposed/controlled multiple times over, watching as even Optimus turns his back on him, that whole Tarantulas fiasco, etc. etc. It really hurts watching his slow, meandering descent into isolation

He makes me want to aggressively throw him on a couch using a trebuchet before layering him in cozy blankets, the number of which would rival the princess and the pea's mattress count- I just,,, desperately want him to catch a break and relax a bit,,,,,

but also it'd be really funny if someone bolted his table into the floor. I'm just saying......

(Hopefully that was cohesive enough? I dunno maybe my memory is a bit warped and my perception of him is all wonky? It's been a hot minute since I've read the earlier IDW comics skdfks- Either way, agree or disagree, these be my thoughts on him.. minus all the cut out aggressive screaming and table pounding)

#if you trace back the origin of every insult available in every language/ Prowl was probably the subject at some point in it's evolution #he'd probably say “Elementary my dear Watson” to Sherlock Holmes #he gives me both Jason Todd vibes and that atmospheric vibe of the rainy mouse trap exhibition scene in Ratatouille #if it isn't clear enough I like him a lot but would also introduce him to the Top Gear Toyota Hillux experiment #love the bonafide asshole.. #long text #ask #random rambles

[stuff-for-your-scroll]

Okay so he HAS said it! In order and everything!

You’ve just gotta ignore one or two, uh… filler words. And then you’ve got yourself an iconic quote! 🕵🏻

#sherlock holmes #letters from watson #elementary my dear watson #watson #arthur conan doyle #famous quotes #the crooked man

[warpfactor9]

i knew Elementary, Dear Data (2x03) was going to make me start climbing the walls and tearing up the carpet but i didn't expect it to happen barely 2 minutes into the episode with Geordi getting excited about being "your [Data's] Watson"

#your watson. Your watson. snaps my pencil in half #star trek #star trek: tng #geordi la forge #data soong #elementary dear data #tng season two #it doesnt help that I have all forms of johnlock brainrot already (rdj + acd + granada + h*lson) #if you see that last one no you dont. we dont talk about hatecrimes md here. but those old men should kiss also. #daforge

[uncanny-tranny]

The inevitable truth of the world, my dear Watson, is that everything you love was either invented by, or was popularized immensely, by a homosexual.

#gay #lesbian #bi #bisexual #queer #lgbt #lgbtq #and it is elementary - my dearest watson - that transsexuals are instrumental in this society for much the same reason #my dear watson a year without queers is like life with no air #watson i found out yet another gay person was responsible for putting a little more sunshine in my life even though... #...we both are from wildly different generations

[stubblesandwich]

#killian jones #dark hook #dark killian #ouat #because I am obsessed with that line where he says “kill them all one by one; that's what I'd do” #like BABE #why did you say that to them #what were you thinking in that moment s4 Killian Jones #this is not anti-h00k I just think this is funny #my gifs #tori tries making gifs #this is elementary my dear watson but MAN making gifs is harder than I thought #sorry if this sucks lololol

[andiwriteordie]

byler has to be endgame because if it’s not, it’ll ruin the whole damn show for me, and listen, i just got a puppy today and named her el, so basically what i’m saying to the duffer bros is

#personal #this is funny bc my puppy is a corgi ok #it's elementary my dear andi

[egberts]

steamboat willie AND sherlock holmes go into public domain next year... you know what that means

#they gonna fuck #elementary my dear willie

[221brownstone]

Happy 54th Birthday to my dearest Lucy Liu!

Lucy Alexis Liu (born on December 2, 1968 in Jackson Heights, Queens) is an American actress, artist and advocate.

#happy birthday #lucy liu #elementary #elementasquee #shazam! #my dear watson #many happy returns

[asmolbirb]

“For you, Watson, I’d make adjustments. Always.”

Sherlock truly never misses with the heartfelt confessions of devotion!!!

#this and the quote abt friendship being people gravitating to the best parts of each other #both quotes have a vice grip on my heart #😭 😭 😭 #elementary my dear neko #elementary

[pnfoutofcontext]

#season 2 #Elementary My Dear Stacy #phineas and ferb #pnf #disney TVA #Agent Double 0-0 #Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[antique-symbolism]

Fellow TUC fans: how and when did you first find the series?

#i was around gregor's age when i first read them #my older brother was the first one to find them #then he read them and introduced them to my aunt who is a (now retired) elementary school librarian #both of them loved them so much and passed the love on to me by highly recommending them #then i made it my mission to never shut up about them to my friends #my now best friend sarafina read them way back when because they wanted to get to know me better after we met in social studies #and i think that's SO sweet #they loved the books too #so this was probably like... 2005? and the books have been so important to me and so near and dear to my heart ever since #tuc #tuc20 #the underland chronicles

[forgottenpnffacts]

Major Monogram has a roving eye.

#phineas and ferb #pnf #major monogram #francis monogram #Excaliferb #Lotsa Latkes #Elementary My Dear Stacy

[finalproblem]

Sherlockian Wednesday Watchalongs: AWFUL APRIL 2024

Year 10. A freakin' decade of willingly watching bad stuff all April. Why are we like this?

All Wednesday watchalong gatherings start at 8:30 pm US Eastern time. (Convert to your local time here.)

Wednesday, April 3 Young Sherlock: Mystery of the Manor House (1982) Episodes 4 & 5 Since two episodes a year is about all we can handle.  

Wednesday, April 10 Elementary, My Dear Watson (1973) The other time John Cleese played Sherlock Holmes. Conveniently, it's not good either.  

Wednesday, April 17 Tantei Opera Milky Holmes (2010–2015) We'll watch a random story from the… Milky-verse? (Yeah, not loving that name.)   

Wednesday, April 24 The Hound of London (1993) When Sherlock Holmes talks about disguising himself as a monkey within the first 10 minutes, you know you’re in for a ride.

Here’s the deal: Like Sherlock Holmes? You’re welcome to join us in The Giant Chat of Sumatra’s #giantchat text channel to watch and discuss with us. Just find a copy of the episode or movie we’re watching, and come make some goofy internet friends.

Keep an eye on my #the giant chat of sumatra tag and the calendar for updates on future chat events.

#the giant chat of sumatra #sherlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes #young sherlock #elementary my dear watson #tantei opera milky holmes #the hound of london #watchalong