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#Heinz Doofenshmirtz
I wonder if other animal agents of OWCA have that kind of sacred nemesis rivarly dymanic that doof/perry have or if the others are more clinical and distant about it and it's just Their Thing.
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Doofenshmirtz: Can you give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Monogram: I don't understand
Doofenshmirtz: Well I don't give a fuck I didn't study math in vain
Carl: Those are polynomials. You asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
Doofenshmirtz: Oops
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germanova · a day ago
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Meet The Originals
Phineas Garcia-Shapiro-Flynn - 31, Renown Inventor and OWCA Engineer, father of 5. Queerplatonically married.
Ferb Tjinder-Fletcher - 32, Renown Inventor and OWCA Agent, father of 6. Married.
Candace Johnson-Hirano-Flynn - 37, Lawyer and Professional Buster, mother of 3. Married.
Baljeet Tjinder - 32, Professor at Danville College, father of 6. Married.
Buford Van Stomm - 33 Gym Owner of 'Wedgies 2.0′, father of 6. Married.
Isabella Garcia-Shapiro - 31, Fashion Designer and Fireside Girls leader, mother of 5. Queerplatonically Married.
Perrin Bartholomew Periwinkle Doofenshmirtz-Fletcher - 54, OWCA’s best agent and Highschool Teacher at Danville High, father of 4. (counting vanessa and norm), Open Married.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz-Fletcher - 69, (nice) Highschool Teacher at Danville High, father of 4 (counting Vanessa and Norm), Open Married.
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz - 38, Horror Writer, mother of 4. Married.
Jeremy Johnson-Hirano-Flynn - 37, Singer and Guitarist, father of 3. Married.
Stacy Johnson-Hirano-Flynn - 37, Politician, mother of 3. Married.
Peter Ortega-Orso - 55, Second Best OWCA Agent, Highschool Teacher at Seattle High. Father of atleast 4. Married.
Miggs Ortega-Orso - 52, Inator Scientist for OWCA and Highschool Teacher at Seattle High. Father of atleast 4. Married.
Monty Monogram - 39, On-Field OWCA Major, Father of 4. Married.
Carl Monogram - 39, Commander of OWCA. Father of 4. Married.
Pinky Garcia-Shapiro - 38, Full-Time OWCA Agent. Father of 1. Single.
Lyla Lolliberry - 41, OWCA Agent, mother of 2. Married.
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leechdealer69 · a day ago
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DILF moments.
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unknownthebook · a day ago
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Down the Hall
Inspired by the line “I grew up hearing your evil scheming down the hall” in Vanessa’s song: Not So Bad A Dad.
For as long as Vanessa could remember, her father, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, had always been evil. She was used to hearing him build, monologue, and explode from a few rooms down the hall.
Thinking back on it, that wasn’t the only thing she remembered from her dad’s weekends.
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unknownthebook · a day ago
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Inspired by the line “I grew up hearing your evil scheming down the hall” in Vanessa’s song: Not So Bad A Dad. The series will focus on Vanessa, but may have a few stories in Perry & Heinz's perspectives.
For as long as Vanessa could remember, her father, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, had always been evil. She was used to hearing him build, monologue, and explode from a few rooms down the hall.
Thinking back on it, that wasn’t the only thing she remembered from her dad’s weekends.
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hitchell-mope · a day ago
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Did he seriously put fish in his chocolate concoction?
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qasalvatore · a day ago
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One of the best things that I adore in this ship: no need to show it through hugs or sweet talks; their gestures and glares are enough to prove that they belong together.
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dumbausfromdanville · 2 days ago
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An AU where...
One time, Doof pissed Perry off so bad that Perry pinned him down and pulled all of his nose hairs out.
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galaxina-the-pyro · 2 days ago
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Nightmares and Phinabella 😱
I was gonna do something entirely different for the Endiversary and then I drew NOTLP art - oh well. 🤷‍♀️ Happy Endiversary, everyone! 💕
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dumbausfromdanville · 3 days ago
AU where Doofenshmirtz is the one to teach Vanessa how to tap dance and it's really cute father daughter bonding stuff
We all saw that time he and Perry danced, this is now canon as far as I'm concerned
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I know Mermay was like 2 weeks ago, but better late than never am I right?
I’ve had these finished for awhile actually, but didn’t have energy to sit down and post them. 
Make sure you go check out @ntzbeaker  on Instagram! I wouldn’t have even done anything if they didn’t offer to collab.
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