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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

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otamashimai

#when I finally commission a birdsona I want these vibes but with birds

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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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Rain for My Parade 🌧️🌱🌿🌹🌷🌼

part of my cloud petticoat series~

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"are you amab or afab" umm i like to go outside with my friends

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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

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me personally, I pause mid reading rpf and dm celebrities to get their permission to bust and if they don't reply I kill myself

#LOL

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Other people I’ve met tonight:

A man who gave me back my metrocard after I dropped it, even though he totally could have stolen it without me realizing

2 lovely men wearing the same shirt who had the exact same messenger bag as me and asked me to tell them about all the pins on the strap of mine

Big fan of NYC. The way you’ll hear someone communing with the subway rats and then 30 seconds later saying “I’ll fucking kill you! Fuckinggg von Dracula” is absolutely unparalleled

#I love New York I LOVE NEW YORK #neko rambles #drunk tag

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Big fan of NYC. The way you’ll hear someone communing with the subway rats and then 30 seconds later saying “I’ll fucking kill you! Fuckinggg von Dracula” is absolutely unparalleled

#drunk tag #neko rambles #nyc #new york city #new york #this is verbatim by the way. I heard this at the Bedford stop tonight

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Turns out it only takes a month to properly git gud

*sweating shaking sobbing* I’m a gamer

#hades #neko rambles #first 16 heat clear! #no god mode or nothing just pure skill #damn it feels good to have finally gotten all the achievements #next goal: beat Charon reliably #and then we’ll see how unattainable 32 heat is #probably beyond my skill level but anything is possible

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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

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#putting this in my 2 weeks notice letter

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There have been several "download everything you can because it's so getting deleted" posts wrt to RT being shut down next month so I would like to draw your attention to the Archive of Pimps. People have been working very hard to archive the entire Rooster Teeth catalogue (including First content) and while most of it has been backed up the to Internet Archive they could use help with organizing it. Instead of a bunch of people individually downloading different videos sporadically to their own machines, check to see if the videos you want are already on the archive and you can download them from there and if you might like to help organize.

#oooh good to know they’re getting FIRST content archived too #I know they weren’t originally #I’m still gonna download a good chunk of content locally bc I no longer trust the internet at all #but the Archive of Pimps is doing God’s work

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Hey I love my lipsticks but I hate when they stain my bf's mouth (and mess up my perf application as well) and he complains about the taste. Any suggestions for long lasting lipsticks or ones that won't make ppl gag when they kiss me?

I absolutely SWEAR by this shit, and I’ve said it a million times and I’ll say it again:

Sephora’s Cream Lip Stain in Always Red is made by witches. It is damn magic. It is sorcery. It is 13 motherfucking dollars at Sephora. Every time you wear it, a pinup girl angel gets a calendar spread.

I do not swear by many products, but damn, I swear by this one. It goes on like a lip gloss but dries like a matte balm. It smells like vanilla. It doesn’t feather and it doesn’t heavily dry your lips out. Put it on in the morning and it survives light kissing, heavy drinking, heavier eating, accidental face wiping, and general life until nighttime.

This is not sponsored, I just feel like it is my duty as a Lipstick Fairy to send this info into the masses. Take it, love it, thank me later.

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.