#ehhh it's something

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

Damian has been in the family for a while he has made his peace with Drake understood that no matter what he has a place but he still can't understand the dynamics. Maybe it isn't exactly the most intelligent choice to track down Todd and ask but he figured it was the best option.

Sitting on Todd's couch in the middle of crime alley eating a dish he can only vaguely remember his mother making he isn't exactly regretting it yet.

"So let me get this straight bat brat, you don't get how people work so you came to me?" Todd's confusion isn't exactly surprising but it is unhelpful to his plight.

"No I understand people, well when I have to I do not understand the bats." He at the moment can't bring himself to actually act with the dignity his mother expects of him another way Gotham had corrupted him.

-

Jason can't say he expected to feed and be interrogated by the demon brat he just wanted to relax but this isn't exactly a surprise now that the kid has chilled out he was almost waiting for it.

"You want me to give you a cheat sheet to how our family actually works becusse you are now realizing that Talia didn't understand shit and it fucked you?"

He can't keep the pure joy out of his voice knowing that he is actually gonna get to knock the kid down a peg after today.

"Not in those words Todd but I understand you have a perspective that I may lack."

God demon looks pissed below the joy he understand that this is actually important and he needs to explain this well knowing this could make or break the already pretty fucked up kid.

"Alright listen and don't fucking interrupt me save your questions and bitchness for the end do I make myself clear."

Holding the kids eyes he sees the kid is actually paying attention as he nods maybe Dickie really did find out the secrets housebreaking who knows.

"Ok let's start with me and I'm gonna be sappy for ten seconds and if you ever repeat this I will shoot you and put you in another duffle bag ok, ok good. I'm your brother I love you would kill for you that whole bullshit. I'm also Dick's, and Tim's brother, on days I don't want to kill the old man I'm his son."

God he's gonna need a smoke after this bullshit fuck he sees the kid is nodding good he hasn't lost him.

"Now Dick is my older brother he's not yours you can lie to yourself all you fucking want but he's your dad teaching you how to be a real boy and all that shit."

He sees an embarrassed flush and the start of protests but he's not dealing with it that bullshit the kid can work on in his own time.

" You wanted it your gonna fucking hear it, now Tim-Tam the sleep deprived idiot is a bit more complicated."

He takes a breath trying to put into words what he wants to say.

"Why is Drake complicated wouldn't he be somewhat easy" the confusion isn't a good sign maybe it is better the kid came so he can restrain him if he has too.

"Tim is the best of us alright, he's someone I want to protect I love him truly even if he's an annoying little shit. Now listen Tim is a lot like you when it comes to Dick crossing the line between Dad and Brother. Tim will always side with Dick that's his Robin and Tim is Dick's. You can't be a jealous little shit here because I don't even fully understand them."

"Bruce isn't Tim"s dad at least on his end Dick is, Bruce loves Tim but no one can ever replace Dickie just like you which is honestly half the reason you hated the kid."

-

Damian is now regretting this conversation he thought this would be simple once again he has somewhat lost his mind since coming to Gotham.

Yet he knows Todd's right that the way Grayson looks at Drake is the same look he gets and the same part of him who loves his animals and loves Richard feels guilty because he knew. He just didn't want to admit it.

"Why I don't understand why is Timothy so different to any of us even you, both of us tried to kill him yet he seems to matter so much"

frustration is leaking through but this is what he wanted to know why Drake is so important even to him why, what is so special about him.

Todd is hesitating but slowly steeling himself Damian cant help but to copy him knowing whatever comes out isn't gonna be easy it's gonna hurt but he asked didn't he.

"Tim was the first, the one to really unlock Dick not being well a dick he knows parts of all of us, secretswhatever, the shit that matters. Bruce, Dick, me even you, we don't run shit ok Wayne Entetprises, plans Tim does. Dick and Tim are the glue holding us together without them we would be fucked you know that."

"That's what's so special about him everything we do Tim has a part of he's genuinely irreplaceable and it bothers the fuck out of both of us."

Damian can't breathe he just runs words he never wanted admitted are stabbing through his mind he doesn't stop until somehow he ends up in his bed at the manor he just hides pushing it down the real reason he tried to kill his brother the fact that he almost broke the family he just hides he shouldn't have asked.

Maybe Richard was right being naive was a gift and now he can't go back.

#batfamily #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #this is so not flushed out this is a mess #bruce wayne #tim drake #batfam #ehhh it's something

[zzoupz]

#honestly dont know why i feel like interactions on tumblr ''count'' more #i guess generally tumblr talks more in the tag or whatev. so the interaction feels more real just. more something #and some of the comments you get on twitter is so dumb it kinda ruins the whole thing #ehhh thoughts

[nattikay]

Neteyam and Kiri all cozy in their little baby basket, lined with soft yerik hide and mama's blanket

#avatar #avatar 2 #sully family #neteyam #kiri #my art #i had another version of this done in my more typical style with the colored lines and stuff #but i was just. really unsatisfied with the outcome #one of those cases where i really liked the sketch but something got lost in translation while trying to finish the piece #so i noodled around to make this version to hopefully bring what i liked about the sketch back out #ehhh i still don't *love* it tbh but w/e #at this point it just is what it is and i wanna move on to other stuff

[shimmershy]

New genre of image just dropped.

#i don't know if this looks good or not. i just got the idea and messed around a bit. #i've been vibing with the concept of collage and such lately. #the photo in the background is one I took. #ehhh it doesn't look great as a composition i don't think but i do like the idea. I think if I do something like this again I'd plan it mor #my art #undertale #chara #chara dreemurr #safeutdr #frisk #frisk dreemurr #asriel #asriel dreemurr

[qwakque]

falalalala la la la la

#tis the season #to b jolly #1!!1!1!1! #cant rlly color rn but i wanted to draw kalim w something warm #will draw similar scenarios maybe later!!! #plus this one i wanted to do thats more summery but ehhh #ONCE I LEARN TO COLOR #AND HOW TO DRAW HIS HAIR #ill draw him 2 my hearts content #going thru that phase where u remember why u loved this character so much but in a new way and its like!! enjoyment all over again #also forget i can draw him in literally anh scenario i wish bc i can draw!!1!1! #do yk what that means. #i get to. draw him in casual clothes/ fashion and silly hats!!! #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #kalim al asim #twst fanart #twst kalim #kalim twst #kalim twisted wonderland #twst jamil #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #twst azul #twst art

[nateezfics]

Is it wrong that I... kinda.... really, really want to piss him off? 👉🏻👈🏻

pffffttt i think we all wanna piss him off to receive his glorious wrath 🥴 like,, look at his face in that pic. there’s a dangerous expression on his face, like he’s daring you to keep up with your bratty shit.

and of course you do because the whole point is to get him as riled up as possible so he’ll dick you down into oblivion. and there’s two possible outcomes: one, he gives you what you want because he knows what you’re up to and he’s willing to play with and indulge you; or two, he outright ignores you completely because he knows what you’re up to and punishment is a dish best served cold.

option one. he indulges you. he gives you that dangerous smirk that makes you both horny and intimidated. baits you with you questions like, “is that so?” or “wanna say that again?” he gives you the reaction you’re looking for immediately, getting up close, eyes boring into yours, hand rising to grasp at your throat. “you think you’re so cute trying to piss me off just so i’ll fuck you rough. such a little brat you are. and you know what brats get, hm?” he expects an answer because as much as you’re squirming in his grasp, he knows you’re getting wetter by the second. he knows you love it when he treats you like this. fucks you hard. makes you take every last inch; and when you whine about it being too much? he just laughs. “isn’t this what you wanted, baby? you wanted me to fuck this pretty pussy so rough. don’t back out on me now, brat. lay there and take it.”

option two. whew…this is happens if you manage to really piss him off. looks at you, and then says nothing and practically ignores you for a while. absolutely not giving in to your antics. because the punishment you get for this isn’t the punishment you’re seeking, and he knows, so he doesn’t give in. just leaves you hanging for real. and you’re so desperate. and just as he expects, you come crawling to him, pleading for him. loves to hear you beg because at the end of the day, he doesn’t tolerate your little bratty shenanigans and won’t fall for your traps just to watch you scramble. and when i say he makes you beg, i mean he makes you begggg for it. “is that it? hmph, maybe if you put the same energy into begging as you do into being a brat, i’d give you what you want.” eventually does break you apart on his cock, so rough, but you’re not gonna get to cum unless you ask nicely this time. or until he says so. you’re edged until you’re a crying, whimpering mess,, and it’s only until that point that he even considers letting you cum. and god, when you do get to cum, do not for one second think it stops there. “my baby wanted me rough, wanted to cum so bad, and that’s what she’ll get. you’ll take every bit of pleasure i give you like a good slut. you’ve learned your lesson, haven’t you? so behave and i’ll reward you.”

i am here to spread the brat tamer!hongjoong agenda :))

#ehhh….i didnt mean to get carried away something just came over me 😀 #hongjoong smut #hongjoong hard thoughts #ateez smut #ateez hard hours #ateez hard thoughts #ateez hard asks #hongthoven

[boopshoops]

"I can be a bitch, I can be a diva 🎶💕"

Warningthesongssuggestivelol

Heres some art for ya while i continue working on sprites and finals 💪 i wanted to mess around with fem and masc vibes... bc fuck it we ball <3

Separate versions under the cut!!

Tag list! @justm3di0cr3 @cecilebutcher @lowcallyfruity @distant-velleity @thehollowwriter

@kitwasnothere @skriblee-ksk

#boopshoopsoc #twisted wonderland #twst oc #twst #disney twst #oc #oc art #original character #twst wonderland #yuu shi #tcoav #GENDERRRR #this was fun to do ehehe #i asked my friends and my partner what they associated #with like hyper fem and masc stuff #and I realized Yuu's default aesthetic is already very fem NCNDNDJ #and when i think masc i just think. suit. shame on me #def something more i wanna explore in the future #ehhh its all just clothes anyway #wear whatever tf u want yaknow #digital doodle #digital drawing #digital art #original character art #character art #artblr #artists on tumblr #SoundCloud #boopshoopsart

[piosplayhouse]

Thinking about how hilariously lwj stands out in the list of mxtx love interests like if you look at them in order:

luo binghe: unhinged serial killer with immense powers who would destroy the universe if he woke up on the wrong side of the bed one day

lan wangji: just kind of a bitch sometimes

hua cheng: unhinged serial killer with immense powers who would destroy the universe if he woke up on the wrong side of the bed one day

#almost reads like mxtx wanted to try something out in rhe middle and then was like ehhh nvm back to what i was doing before #svsss #scumbag self saving system #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #scum villain's self saving system #lan wangji #luo binghe #hua cheng #hc #lwj #lbh #mxtx

[aphantimes]

umm tried making a human renegade design

#mehhhh dont like this drawing much but whatever #part way through i was like eh. i dont really like this. but ive spent too long on it. so ehhh shrug #probably gonna make something else w this design bc i can totally do better than this #knuckles the echidna #renegade knucks #sonic prime #aaphant art

[ihateornithologists]

I FORGOT TO POST THIS???

#elisabeth das musical #actually i'm trying to get rid of my todolf obsession but its a bit hard #i'm just. i never liked them at the first place.....??? #(but i do now i guess HAHAH) #i was just accidentally dragged into some weird roleplay(ish) shit irl and got TOO obsessed with it #and did some cringe stuff and now i'm sad :| #its like ehhh that's all that's thr whole story i guess??? idk why i thought it was something BAD AND AWFUL

[omppupiiras]

peanuary day 31: he picked some flowers for you!

and with that, peanuary is over! thank you everyone who said nice things and followed along on the pea boy's daily adventures :) now he's going to take a little time off and rest after a busy month 😴

if you wanna check out peanuary in its entirety, check the tag peanuary 🌽🌽

#käärijä #peanuary #maybe i should have prepared something extra special for the last day but ehhh #peanuary was never about high art

[quinn-pop]

morning

#maybe i like drawing characters typically portrayed as goofy in more vulnerable positions and being loved #maybe i do. what of it #i don’t know i feel like i have a lot of doodles like this and most of them i think “’ehhh that’s not worth posting’ #i still get weird about posting ship art and stuff that is so unsubtle and upfront especially is hard for me #but i think this is cute #i even added an extra panel so i could be really satisfied #ive noticed ive been drawing dedede fluffier and fluffier and i think he deserves to be held with all the love in the world #so #happy cringe day Wednesday #kirbyposting #my art or something #king dedede #meta knight #metadede #quinn does comics #*while writing an essay in my head* sigh i just think they’re neat #pls don’t read into the context of this. they’re hanging out

[ask18thcenturyrussia]

|| Redraw from THIS golden girls moment ||

#LOOK !! I PUT EFFORT INTO HAIR!! #ADHD meds truly do something to a bitch #yeah they all kiss but sometimes she likes to make trouble #historical hetalia #nyotalia russia #nyotalia #nyotalia prussia #nyotalia france #rusfra #ruspru #rusfrapru #trying out giving her white lashes still #i hope it looks fine ehhh

[omegalomania]

we didn't start it!!!!!!!!

#fall out boy #fob #*mine #*art #id in the alt text #i realized its been like months since i drew these guys recreationally #tried to go a simplified route and do their tourdust outfits but ehhh... #i fudged a lotta the details cause i just got tired lol #whatever i had fun #been busy w comic work so it was nice to do something else for a change

[nonoqy]

if youre still looking for inspiration: soft dnf hug with patches between them

i actually have a wip kinda like this! idk if i'll ever finish this one so u can have it :)

#sorry for no patches tho :0 i'm bad at drawing cats #i hated this one for so long but now i'm like ehhh it's alright #i just feel like if i was more skilled it would've turned out better so :^) i might redraw this in like 6 months or something #art reqs

[camels-pen]

completely unrelated thought to literally anything i've been doing today:

canon Sanji getting swapped with a Sanji from a genderswap AU. key point is that everyone's p much the same personality wise

there are crises going on. but mostly for canon Sanji lmao

this includes:

Luffy still likes to walk around w/ an open shirt

Franky also still likes to walk around w/ an open shirt

Usopp, guess what, also likes to walk around w/ an open shirt

granted, Usopp at least wears crop tops sometimes

Brook looks pretty much the same except for speaking mannerisms / voice pitch; startles the hell out of Sanji bc he keeps expecting it to be his Brook until a Skull Joke comes out of those chuckling teeth

The knee jerk reaction to Robin and Nami keeps crossing wires- one moment Sanji will just register a guy in his peripheral but not who he's speaking to and cuss and complain and shit. then the realization will kick in and he'll be caught up trying to apologize, but then wondering if he does need to apologize because uh, Nami and Robin are guys here right?? and they're not his Nami and Robin, but at the same time he can't just be rude to Nami and Robin-

he ends up staring into space for a while thinking in circles about it

Zoro is now of the gender he typically dotes on

"H-Hey, Moss-chan-"

"Don't call me that"

"Right. You want a smoothie?"

"I'm not gonna fuck you."

Usopp is the easiest to dote on, followed by Chopper, Franky, and Luffy. funny thing is, aside from Zoro, none of them have complained about/refused said doting. Sanji is reassuring himself that his list doesn't mean anything. he's not falling for Usopp just because of a pair of tits. that'd be ridiculous. after all his Usopp has got plenty big tits already-

he slams his head into a wall trying to forget that thought

also. he has no outlet for any frustration/anger/overwhelming feelings because he's got his code of chivalry thing. so he can't fight Zoro and he doesn't want to fight Robin or Nami. he starts smoking more to compensate, but then he either runs out or Chopper intervenes and gets him to promise to limit his use

in short. suffering.

This Nami and Robin do notice though & while Nami very much does not want to fight Sanji on account of, yknow, not wanting any broken bones or terrible injuries, Robin on the other hand-

He knew it'd help Sanji and it'd be nice to have a sparring partner to practice the more deadly things he can do on someone who can handle it, so he's kinda like "if it'll help, i don't mind sparring"

Sanji is caught between "oh fuck yes, finally someone to kick" and "I CANT HURT ROBIN-KUN"

the sparring ends up very pathetic on Sanji's side of things- think his fight with Kalifa but without him trying to bluff and looking openly stressed- Usopp listens to Sanji's woes about it later while she tinkers on inventions lmao

Usopp is also oddly clingy with Sanji, more so than his own Usopp. However, Sanji doesn't even bother thinking about it, just happy to soak up all the affection. He always has some sort of crisis thinking about his own Usopp later though.

Zoro, and I cannot stress this enough, is a woman. a buff, sweaty, mossball of a woman.

so yeah, suffering.

fem sanji, on the other hand:

having the time of her life

proud bisexual woman going "dear god, so many hot guys- wait shit, is that mosshead"

starts getting "overly friendly" with Usopp- laying his head in her lap, playing with his hair, carrying him around, calling him pet names, making him special snacks, etc.

everyone else puts it together real quick, except Usopp. who doesn't realize the answer until fem Sanji gives him a goodbye kiss on the cheek before going to prep for dinner

The answer: fem Usopp and fem Sanji are dating

fem Sanji: he's Usopp, therefore he's my partner in this flipped world, therefore I gotta treat him right while his own Sanji isn't here

Usopp wants to tell her the truth. but also. doesn't.

he is a mix of guilt and happiness every time he doesn't speak up and gets some gesture of love from her

in conclusion: one way or another, there is suffering all around <3

#one piece #sanji #usopp #genderbend au #nemotime #fem sanuso #sanuso #<- bet you thought i wouldn't be adding that tag when u started reading huh? well think again sanuso is always on the brain #in my most self indulgent heart sanji has a Realization tm from hanging with fem usopp #& when he gets back to his usopp he kisses him full on the lips no hesitation #the other self indulgent part says sanji finally gets Something through his thick skull #and starts trying not to act so different w/ folks based on gender #fem sanji doesn't learn anything though she's just along for a fun ride lmaooo #there is. possibility for angry/embarrassing 'actually i'm not dating my sanji' reveal #or a similar 'hey maybe dont change behaviour based on gender' realization but ehhh #i just want fem sanji having a blast and basically getting a vacation from her own crew. dunno why just want that for her #also. im working on my sanusoweek stuff i prommy