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zzoupz · 3 months
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lycanlovingvampyre · 7 months
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Have a low effort meme which definitely has been done before
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nateezfics · 1 month
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Is it wrong that I... kinda.... really, really want to piss him off? 👉🏻👈🏻
pffffttt i think we all wanna piss him off to receive his glorious wrath 🥴 like,, look at his face in that pic. there’s a dangerous expression on his face, like he’s daring you to keep up with your bratty shit.
and of course you do because the whole point is to get him as riled up as possible so he’ll dick you down into oblivion. and there’s two possible outcomes: one, he gives you what you want because he knows what you’re up to and he’s willing to play with and indulge you; or two, he outright ignores you completely because he knows what you’re up to and punishment is a dish best served cold.
option one. he indulges you. he gives you that dangerous smirk that makes you both horny and intimidated. baits you with you questions like, “is that so?” or “wanna say that again?” he gives you the reaction you’re looking for immediately, getting up close, eyes boring into yours, hand rising to grasp at your throat. “you think you’re so cute trying to piss me off just so i’ll fuck you rough. such a little brat you are. and you know what brats get, hm?” he expects an answer because as much as you’re squirming in his grasp, he knows you’re getting wetter by the second. he knows you love it when he treats you like this. fucks you hard. makes you take every last inch; and when you whine about it being too much? he just laughs. “isn’t this what you wanted, baby? you wanted me to fuck this pretty pussy so rough. don’t back out on me now, brat. lay there and take it.”
option two. whew…this is happens if you manage to really piss him off. looks at you, and then says nothing and practically ignores you for a while. absolutely not giving in to your antics. because the punishment you get for this isn’t the punishment you’re seeking, and he knows, so he doesn’t give in. just leaves you hanging for real. and you’re so desperate. and just as he expects, you come crawling to him, pleading for him. loves to hear you beg because at the end of the day, he doesn’t tolerate your little bratty shenanigans and won’t fall for your traps just to watch you scramble. and when i say he makes you beg, i mean he makes you begggg for it. “is that it? hmph, maybe if you put the same energy into begging as you do into being a brat, i’d give you what you want.” eventually does break you apart on his cock, so rough, but you’re not gonna get to cum unless you ask nicely this time. or until he says so. you’re edged until you’re a crying, whimpering mess,, and it’s only until that point that he even considers letting you cum. and god, when you do get to cum, do not for one second think it stops there. “my baby wanted me rough, wanted to cum so bad, and that’s what she’ll get. you’ll take every bit of pleasure i give you like a good slut. you’ve learned your lesson, haven’t you? so behave and i’ll reward you.”
i am here to spread the brat tamer!hongjoong agenda :))
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totem-but-shark · 25 days
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I don't think tubblings understand just how significant fobo is for qfoolishs character. Qfoolish doesn't pick sides, ever. He picked people, certain individuals he'd go to bat for and protect if it came down to it (qvegetta, leo, qjaiden) but regardless of his position within the federation or his ties to the islanders he himself never considered himself part of any one "side" of the conflict. He was just himself with his own plans and goals and would associate himself with whoever he wanted or was most interesting/beneficial. Or at least he used to before he formed a whole city/commune/single father support group with qtubbo.
Qfoolishs relationship with qtubbo is unique in that no other character has led him to taking a side like this, after almost a year of swinging around on his "carousel of chaos" qfoolish settled down. It's been pretty clear to see that from Tubbos first days on the island after his prison break qfoolish took an immediate liking to him. Their vibes and energy so similar like they could've been functioning on the exact same frequency. Always accepting and supportive of each others shenanigans, after both being put down and dismissed by other islanders it must've felt like a breath of fresh air. /rp Both punching bags, single dads, abandoned lovers, it only makes sense they'd find comfort in one another as they have.
In fobo, qtubbo latched onto qfoolish for dear life, qfoolish knew this and wasn't going anywhere. Tubbo might've been clinging to qfoolish far tighter than foolish clung back to him, at least at the start as day by day, qfoolish was getting there. There's an underlying gentleness to his interactions with qtubbo very reminiscent of when qfoolish would soothe his eggs or accompany qjaiden after bobby died, like he knew qtubbo needed something softer and secure just as qfoolish needs someone or something to devote himself to. "Business partners" being a thinly veiled excuse for two similarly lonely souls in need of someone that would stay. To be someone's number one, someone that understands. A friend.
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ghostreblogging · 8 months
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Damian stands before the corpse of his brother.
Is it a corpse? He doesn't know.
They had come to this lonely stretch of land that was once called amity park because something something. Damian hadn't really cared. It was supposed to be a simple get in and get out situation . They were already much busier with their own cases .
Eerie ruined houses and buildings seemed to paint a rather depressing picture. Because you could feel that people used to live here. Half drunken bottles and stollers were out. Just like if everyone just disappeares while walking. But the rotting flesh In the strollers seemed to suggest that darker things have happened here. The everyday norm seemed to frame the gateway to hell. The green glow was the only thing that was truly out of the ordinary.
Perhaps it's just an opening to another Lazarus pit.
But It doesn't feel like a normal Lazarus pit . Damian would know that better than anyone. It somehow felt brighter. And an electric buzz permeated the air. It felt sickening. The destroyed sign makes somewhat of an archway for the entrance. It says Fen- something something? The letter had long fallen off from the elements
"God, bloody hell. This place just reeks of infinite realms," the laughing magician commented before pulling another cigarette from his pocket.
"Infinite realms?" Father grunted
"Don't get your panties twisted. There's a reason I didn't tell you about them, the more you know the harder they are to deal with"
There were more mindless chatter between his family. But Damian ignored that in favor of staring down the archway . It felt like a cold shiver on his back and a horrible burning sensation on the palm of his right hand. Weird.
Damian knew that what awaited him was death. He didn't know whose though.
"Do you feel that?" Damian asked before he could stop himself
Grayson turned to look at him, raising his eyebrow. "Babybat, what? What feeling?"
Damian knew he already walked into communication.
"The cold shiver, and the burning sensation on your right palm"
"Ha! Just sounds like your scared demon brat"
"Forget it"
And they promptly walked into hell.
Damian I've missed you so much! But it's dangerous here. You'll get caught by him
Inside Damian felt as if he was walking for years. All with that , horrible disgusting smell. Burnt flesh and plastic. So overwhelming that his eyes stung even through his mask. He had to wake with his eyes half closed. Stumbling his way through the uneven terrain.
Winding corridors made out of crushed rubble.
Damian , be careful there is sharp glass there
Eerie glow that never seems to get closer.
Damian? I really don't like the Lazarus pits
It was dark and an encompassing ceiling above him felt like spiderwebs, a trap. But beyond that you could see the sky.
Hey Damian? Let's go stargazing again!
Hey Damian please don't go further
Something kept bothering him but he didn't know what. But he kept on walking.
And eventually they found themselves in a big chamber. Lazarus pit waters filled the caver like a lake. Beautiful flowers that seemed misplaced grow up to the sky.
The sky.
Maybe that was the source of the discomfort?. They came in at dawn.
It shouldn't have been dark .
And the stars were wrong. How long did they walk for?
Long enough. Just go please
There was a huge rift. Beyond were Lazarus green lands with floating landscapes. Sometimes you could see something big float by . Damian wonders if they were living or just a part of the landscape.
Beautifully enchanting. Like freedom, feeling of wind on your ski-
And then Damian's eyes fell on the thing. How could he have not noticed that.
Please get away that is not me that is not me that is not me that is not me
Like some kind of a lost puppet it was hung in front of the rift. That was the source of the smell. A white suit that once had been sterile, burnt and fused with the flesh below. Dark burnt hair that hung and thankfully concealed the empty eyes.
For once Damian was thankful he couldn't see something. He just felt that if he saw the thing's eyes, he would never recover.
Because that face.
He knew that face
It was one of he had forgotten a long time ago.
Damian please that is not me plEase. I aM LOSiNg my SeLF
A brother that went missing during a mission.
"God what the fuck is that" Grayson's voice broke Damian's trance.
Damian frowned. It didn't feel appropriate to talk here.
Hide. Hide hide hide hide
A voice broke the silence soon after.
"I advise you to leave immediately" a familiar voice. From the oh so familiar corpse . It grated against his ears. And the corpse moved in tandem. Exaggerated and cartoonish but in a horrid way like a machine struggling to run in their later years. It felt like it was coming from everywhere at once.
Hey Damian let's not go here
Damian it's not a good idea to be here take you family and leave
Damian, let's go another route
I can barely maintain luciedicy please listen to me
"I advice you to leave immediately" just like clockwork. The exact same tone, the exact same horrid little dance.
"Well we can't. Well we can't before we know why In the everliving earth there is a direct portal to the infinite realms here." Constantine seemed to have nonchalance as he spoke but Damian saw his cold sweat. And eyes darting , trying to look anywhere but directly at it .
The corpse directly ignored Constantine. It turned to him . Each movement sharp and gutted.
"Damian we are finally together again :) "
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baronessblixen · 10 days
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ihateornithologists · 1 month
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I FORGOT TO POST THIS???
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nono-uwu · 7 months
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I really dig the new designs, so orng blorbos + (rui)kasa doing whatever that is (just them bc motivation ran out to do more)
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Unblurred Kasa + og screenshot utc
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51-queer-frogs · 15 days
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just-gay-thoughts · 2 months
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"You all think maths is easy, you get one right answer, but this is humanities baby!" Fucking love this prof but also sir I very much do not think math is easy
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jellyaibo · 10 months
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was complaining abt bots whole "arc" w a buddy and so i decided to. idk draw something abt it
(easier to read text should be in the alt text, praying that i got it rite)
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soup--champ · 1 month
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i’m soooooo normal about him
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shepards-folly · 10 months
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radioactive-mouse · 1 year
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hey guys. so. “i just wish you were better at this game” is a hell of a last thing to say to someone, huh? skizz takes it as an insult, but… is it? skizz’s entire bit this season has been about how despite all the rules and the ticking clocks and the many other things he could be doing strategically, he takes the time to be kind to people. life is short, and having missed out on last season, why wouldn’t he?
and as skizz lays down his life for his team, his axe heavy in etho’s hands, all he can think is you’ve always been the best of us.
you’ve always been one of the kindest, most loyal and passionate people this server has.
you’re a good person.
but you’re not a good player. in a world that demands blood and lies and cruelty, how could you be?
i wish you were a better player, because losing you wouldn’t hurt so much. i wish you were a better player, because you deserve to be here more than any of us. i wish you were a better player, but you’re not.
etho raises his axe in a high, deadly arc. (he thinks, quietly, of the scar that circles rens neck, of the way an axe has always fit so comfortably in martyns hands. it’s not the same, but some kind of understanding starts to bloom in his chest.) etho is not skizz. he’s not kind, he’s not honest, he’s not brave. he, ever the coward, closes his eyes, and the axe swings down.
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donut-entendre · 6 months
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my hot donut take is that he's the most aro-ace spectrum bitch ive ever SEEN he doesn't express sexual interest in anyone and he expresses romantic interest in literally anyone but not even in a "im actually interested" way it's always like something that seems mythical and out of touch to him, like he thinks of romance as some fairytale shit like he's never dated anyone before (or if he has it was like, high school shit where you know nothing and it ends over anything.) he calls tucker eating his sandwich romantic. his perception of 'romance' entirely starts and ends with him trying to read OTHER people's intentions. he's not OPPOSED to romance with anyone. but he also doesn't express attraction. he suggests rp and skimpy clothing and openly has a lot of things you'd use for kink specifically, but he doesn't actually express overt attraction to anyone. it's implied he gets fucked in the ass in s3 and he still never expresses attraction. It's kind of wild. It's almost like he doesn't think of sexual activity as anything at all except something to do (which is a very ace sentiment, I'm gonna be real.) It's not personal or private to him. It's. It's. he's a-spec okay
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camels-pen · 1 month
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completely unrelated thought to literally anything i've been doing today:
canon Sanji getting swapped with a Sanji from a genderswap AU. key point is that everyone's p much the same personality wise
there are crises going on. but mostly for canon Sanji lmao
this includes:
Luffy still likes to walk around w/ an open shirt
Franky also still likes to walk around w/ an open shirt
Usopp, guess what, also likes to walk around w/ an open shirt
granted, Usopp at least wears crop tops sometimes
Brook looks pretty much the same except for speaking mannerisms / voice pitch; startles the hell out of Sanji bc he keeps expecting it to be his Brook until a Skull Joke comes out of those chuckling teeth
The knee jerk reaction to Robin and Nami keeps crossing wires- one moment Sanji will just register a guy in his peripheral but not who he's speaking to and cuss and complain and shit. then the realization will kick in and he'll be caught up trying to apologize, but then wondering if he does need to apologize because uh, Nami and Robin are guys here right?? and they're not his Nami and Robin, but at the same time he can't just be rude to Nami and Robin-
he ends up staring into space for a while thinking in circles about it
Zoro is now of the gender he typically dotes on
"H-Hey, Moss-chan-"
"Don't call me that"
"Right. You want a smoothie?"
"I'm not gonna fuck you."
Usopp is the easiest to dote on, followed by Chopper, Franky, and Luffy. funny thing is, aside from Zoro, none of them have complained about/refused said doting. Sanji is reassuring himself that his list doesn't mean anything. he's not falling for Usopp just because of a pair of tits. that'd be ridiculous. after all his Usopp has got plenty big tits already-
he slams his head into a wall trying to forget that thought
also. he has no outlet for any frustration/anger/overwhelming feelings because he's got his code of chivalry thing. so he can't fight Zoro and he doesn't want to fight Robin or Nami. he starts smoking more to compensate, but then he either runs out or Chopper intervenes and gets him to promise to limit his use
in short. suffering.
This Nami and Robin do notice though & while Nami very much does not want to fight Sanji on account of, yknow, not wanting any broken bones or terrible injuries, Robin on the other hand-
He knew it'd help Sanji and it'd be nice to have a sparring partner to practice the more deadly things he can do on someone who can handle it, so he's kinda like "if it'll help, i don't mind sparring"
Sanji is caught between "oh fuck yes, finally someone to kick" and "I CANT HURT ROBIN-KUN"
the sparring ends up very pathetic on Sanji's side of things- think his fight with Kalifa but without him trying to bluff and looking openly stressed- Usopp listens to Sanji's woes about it later while she tinkers on inventions lmao
Usopp is also oddly clingy with Sanji, more so than his own Usopp. However, Sanji doesn't even bother thinking about it, just happy to soak up all the affection. He always has some sort of crisis thinking about his own Usopp later though.
Zoro, and I cannot stress this enough, is a woman. a buff, sweaty, mossball of a woman.
so yeah, suffering.
fem sanji, on the other hand:
having the time of her life
proud bisexual woman going "dear god, so many hot guys- wait shit, is that mosshead"
starts getting "overly friendly" with Usopp- laying his head in her lap, playing with his hair, carrying him around, calling him pet names, making him special snacks, etc.
everyone else puts it together real quick, except Usopp. who doesn't realize the answer until fem Sanji gives him a goodbye kiss on the cheek before going to prep for dinner
The answer: fem Usopp and fem Sanji are dating
fem Sanji: he's Usopp, therefore he's my partner in this flipped world, therefore I gotta treat him right while his own Sanji isn't here
Usopp wants to tell her the truth. but also. doesn't.
he is a mix of guilt and happiness every time he doesn't speak up and gets some gesture of love from her
in conclusion: one way or another, there is suffering all around <3
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