#drunk me kissed a girl

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate. #you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you #think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth. #then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty #house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive #this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died. #and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first #place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever #given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and #you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's #everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you #have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love #more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me. #real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you. #and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love. #lit #the hunger games #everlark #otp: real or not real? #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #text #tais toi lys #thgpost

[starcurtain]

Another Haikaveh Fanfic I Want to Read

It's a 5+1 compilation but it's just all the super soft, embarrassingly domestic moments Alhaitham is daydreaming will happen after he and Kaveh finally get together (he is certain this is going to happen someday)... Plus the timeskip where the best one actually comes true, of course!

#genshin impact #alhaitham #kaveh #haikaveh #kavetham #pining alhaitham #is my actual jam #you cannot tell me this guy #doesn't zone out while reading in his living room #and come up with the most detailed imaginary scenarios #where Kaveh wakes him up with butterfly kisses #doesn't wait by the door kind of hoping #that one day Kaveh will do that 'So rushed I gave my roommate a goodbye kiss' trope #doesn't drop drunk Kaveh in his bed and dream that one day #Kaveh will pull on his glove and ask him to stay the night #just so that no one has to sleep alone #Do you see my vision??? #this seems like the kind of fic that would already exist #if it does help a girl out

[infraredss]

im like "SLUT ERA‼️ I want to MAKE OUT with women!" and then experience debilitating levels of homosexuality if a woman leans in close to me for any reason

#wlw #lesbian #sapphic #like literally i was at a bar with a girl and she leaned in close so she could hear me over the music and i short circuited #i was very drunk and almost called her hot over a kinda odd reason #and then we went to my flat and ate cupcakes at 11pm and talked for a while and i wanted to kiss her so bad so guess what i did #nothing. i did nothing #didnt even say anything to insinuate that i even found her pretty #somebody help me #how can i be gay in these conditions #im starting to consider dating apps but also that is scary #girl help i am physically incapable of flirting #alcohol mention #is that how trigger tags work?? idk!

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Is there a term for "bisexual woman with heavy leaning towards women...but is more attracted to men when drunk because her standards are lowered"

If not, I'm coining it and I'm a bourbonsexual

#ik the stereotype of bi women is kissing girls when drunk and not showing attraction to women otherwise #but im the exact opposite. if youre a real man i will not want to smash unless i have at least three jack and cokes in me #.sillyshit

[cptnleviackerman]

my girlfriend, whom i love dearly <3

#want to love her and cherish her #i just think i could be her first girl crush and subsequently her first wlw relationship #and i could simply treat her lovingly and give her everything she could ever want in life #is that too much to ask for #i want her to have a confusing crush on me and then we make out alot when we're drunk but one day she kisses me sober #and shes like ????? oh #girls<3 #yk? #anyways. . . #sage.p #jessica riley #until dawn

[nostalgicninjas]

EVERY SAM AND TORY SCENE/MENTION (9/?)

“Pulpo” — Cobra Kai Season 2 Episode 9

#the scene that solidified my absolute hatred for s@mguel 🤬 #almost nothing disgusts me more than nasty ass cheaters 🤮 #the amount of people who only blame sam for cheating when this girl could barely stand up straight is truly pathetic #sam being drunk IS NOT AN EXCUSE but i hold miguel more responsible since he was sober and sam was not #and the fact that miguel could see damn well that sam was drunk and still kissed her makes me sick to my stomach #cobra kai #miguel diaz #tory nichols #sam larusso #samantha larusso #samtory #samory #lanichols #sam x tory #tory x sam #samguel #samiguel #samdiaz #sam x miguel #miguel x sam

[queer-pagan-witch]

One day I will learn, that just because the bottle is low, does not mean I need to finish off the bottle.

#imma be so fuckin hungover tomorrow #someone should kiss me #and i moght be either asexual or aromantic or both which like woo thats funny to only me for so many trauma reasons #i love #im so drunk #i too drunk #i stated typing thos at 12:30 #imma smoke pot after i post this #if your reqding my tags hi i love you. why are you reading this though like im a schizo bipolar depreased trans girl im unhinged in the tags #i need to stop drinking by myself #if think im an alcoholic as well if it wasnt for the fact that i can genuinely stop when ever i want but idkmaybe that changes? #at this point im just typing to annoy myself cause i think its funny to annoy other people and itd be hypothetical to not annoy myself #im ramblimg in the tags and honestly its your fault for still reading this #trans thought time #i wish i was born with a pussy but i do like having a cock and there is a possibility im genderfluid and fuck me that sucks if true #like how do you transition if your genderfluid? like i kinda want a cock and pussy and i know thats an actual option #but is it the right option? #i hate being trans but not knowing what kinda trans maybe ill hit where im at with my gender and just say tranny #cause i already say faggot for my sexuality instead of anything specific maybe i should just say tranny #this is probably what a therapist is for but idk if i can justify paying for this instead of saving money to buy a hoise #america sucks #capitalism sucks #love is such a bullshit thing #how can i be in love with some ane be in love with someone. being in love is nothing but selfish but also you have to be selfish for youryou #like i know that doesn't make sense sense but it makes sense to me and i also know its wrong #maybe i should give up and spend money on a therapist #i love my freinds and would sacrifice myself for them literally #12:51 and i have one more short tag to add #i hope you didnt read this far cause even in a drunk state this tag is embarrassing and im sorry you know me irl im sorry this is rambly+ugh #but if you dead read all the tags <3 i love yoh and would die for you

[born-to-lose]

Double shift last weekend and this is the only picture I got (which my coworker actually took with me for her Facebook story RIGHT when I looked like shit and it was low effort makeup day because I had to be there early to open the bar)

#a drunk girl in the bathroom called me pretty and two other regulars kissed me on the cheek and called me pet names this is why I'm gay #one of those regulars (who's the bff of my coworker i haven't worked with yet because she's taking a break) asked me to have shots with her #she and the other girl are the sweetest every time i swear they're there almost every weekend and they call me Schatz and Maus #the moment i came back in after putting away my bag and jacket on saturday a middle aged guy mentioned my volbeat hoodie #talked about all the metal bands he's seen like judas priest acdc saxon iron maiden and showed me some new songs he's been into lately #later sang mama i'm coming home to/with me and he and another guy gave me lots of career advice and encouraged me to be bolder in interview #a metalhead dude with long blonde hair and beard (who was also at a concert I worked at last month) winked at me and gave me like €4 tips #and every time he ordered his drinks he put his hand on the back of my head to say it in my ear #because the music from the speakers above was kinda loud but technically not loud enough to do That gjsgfjdshhh 😭😭 #he's so hot too he looks like a kind boyish viking idk if that makes sense but 😫😫 #the amount of people who have flirted with me or acted a little bit 😏 in the last three months #but nothing came of it so far just trusting they'll come back soon when i'm working the shift again #no phone numbers no insta handles we pine like in the old days and smirk when we see each other for the first time in a while #my face #the bartender chronicles

[will80sbyers]

actually convinced the universe doesn't want me to kiss girls because when the opportunity presents itself they are too drunk to understand what the hell they are doing but I am not so I obviously don't kiss them

#also only drunk girls try to kiss me so how should I take that exactly #💀💀💀💀 #baffled. #don't tell me to use dating apps because I'd rather stop existing #I needed to vent #I know it's not their fault but it's like ??? #I want to kiss somebody rn #ok #great

[sunwarmed-ash]

Watching scary movies always makes me miss kissing girls

#dont ask me how they are corrolated #okay ill tell you #theres always drunk bicurious girls kissing other bicurious girls right before everyone dies #and straight up i do miss kissing girls

[mushluv]

I’m the one he gonna want for Christmas 🖤✨🎄

#me #selfie #my face #feeling very fun and flirty idk it’s silly #I just want to get drunk and kiss ya know that’s the mood #alternative girl #green hair #make up #i’m cute #message me #send me questions #tattooed #let’s be friends #talk to me #haley talks #q #hit me up #bisexual

[rocksandmirrors]

be as cringe as you want. be free. i love you

#rant #yes i'm tipsy. yes i still mean it #leave me alone #i'm the drunk girl who hype you in a public restroom after your loser ex dumped you #kissing your forehead also

[zzukohere]

what am i supposed to do when my supposedly straight crush tells me that she fingered a girl at an improvised lesbian orgy??? and she follows with "see, thats how i know i'm straight" ??!?

#GIRL.....THE NILE IS A RIVER IN EGYPT #but fr i was so shook when she told me that she was like yeah haha we were all drunk and i didnt want her to touch me but i fingered her lol #girl.....im right here...RIGHT HERE... #and thats not even the gayest thing shes told me today #i cant stop crushing on her if i KNOW she might like me a little bit but #she's confused right now so she needs time #i hope that when she does come around......she still wants to kiss me