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gotweim · 2 months

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We've all got a number we don't wanna drunk dial

And a good friend we ain't seen in a while

And a slow dance left in these boots

And a chance at puttin' down new roots

✨,❤️&✌🏼

#ashley mcbryde #a little dive bar in dahlonega #dive bar #drink dial

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a1m05t-en0ugh · 8 months

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Whenever I drink, I’m tempted to text people whatever I’m feeling at the moment. Usually pretty deep stuff, like how much I love them, things I regret, or just embarrassing things I’ve done.

But I’ve developed some self control and thank myself every morning for not sending those texts.

I know that “drunk words are sober thoughts” but I’m still so grateful that I never send those drunk messages anymore. It has helped me so much because it gives me a chance to reanalyze the situation and then react accordingly.

Never call or text anymore while you’re drunk, unless your in danger, lost, or have your sober friends permission.

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pegglefan69 · 4 months

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#its 11pm & its bcuz i came in from getting all the snow off the front steps wanting onion jam STAT. but did not have any #every office i need to call tomorrow will probably be closed due 2 the snow i can stay up late cooking #after tjis i am going to have weed gummy & make my special bedtime drink & go read in bed #read what...i dont know #dial p for post #cooking tag

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averbaldumpingground · 1 year

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“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”

Maybe he wouldn't pick up this time, she tries to tell herself. Maybe it would just go to voicemail. And then they could pretend that she never called.

Except he wouldn't, probably. Pretend that is. But she'd hold on to her dignity, maybe enough that the next time she saw him, saw that horrible smile on his face, she could meet his eyes for long enough to get through the lecture. Get through the three hours of supervising the undergraduate lab section. Get through the door.

She doesn't want him to pick up. Not when it's two a.m. Again. Not when she's still half drunk, and she can't see the stars beyond the storm clouds on the roof that Darcy left her on somewhere between her second and fourth wine cooler.

She didn't even want to go with Darcy anyway. She's not sure why she did, but the music that she can still somewhat hear from across the quad is starting to give her a headache.

Or maybe it's the long, drawn out seconds between the first ring and the third, or now the fourth. She could just hang up. She could.

But she's not going to. Not until she gets his voicemail.

Because...

Because it's been a crappy night. Because her piece of junk computer crashed while she was mid-compiling.

Because doing her postdoc when she's barely older than most of the seniors has never endeared her to anyone, her weirdly outgoing roommate excepted.

The call connects.

"It's 2:37, Foster."

So much for the small mercies of his voicemail.

The comically put-upon sigh helps dampen the nauseous feeling in her stomach though. She's mostly pretty sure she shouldn't call him.

"The weather forecast lied."

A click. What sounds like blankets shifting.

Oh. He's never been in bed before.

"I could be on a date," he'd said, the last time that she'd called him.

"At four in the morning?"

"It could be a very good date."

She'd hung up on his obnoxious laughter.

But maybe--

Maybe--

"Foster, it's a Tuesday. Why are you drunk on a Tuesday?"

Is it? She probably knows that, but the frustration and the article edits and the lack of sleep are finally starting to catch up with her. The crappy alcohol still working its way through her system is probably not helping things either.

"Were you asleep?"

More blankets shuffling. An over-dramatic sigh.

"Some of us are covering a 9 a.m. lecture this morning, Foster." A beat. "Do you need me to get you?"

He's probably not on a date then. Not that she cares. Not that--

"--Foster? Jane?"

Oh. Had he been saying something? "Huh? What?"

"You're usually a lot more sober when you call me in the middle of the night."

"I don't call you in the middle of the night."

A laugh. The slide of a drawer being opened.

"Of course not, Foster. Where are you?"

She doesn't though. Not really. He's just an assistant professor whose lab sections she's usually stuck babysitting. And maybe she stops by his lectures sometimes. But only because the theoretical framework--

"--Jane?"

"Why are you calling me that?"

"Because it's your name, Foster. You do still remember your name?"

He sounds less asleep now, less soft. She's not sure that she likes it very much.

"Now, Jane, are you going to tell me where you are?"

Why would he--

"The roof," she tells him, almost despite herself.

"The roof. Alright. Which roof?"

She didn't bother checking when she and Darcy climbed up here. One of the residence halls. She'll figure out which one when she sobers up enough to climb down though.

"Jane?"

“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”

She isn't sure she really meant to say that.

A pause.

"I do hope you aren't trying to sleep on the roof, Jane."

"You're not very good at conversation and you're pretty much always a jerk."

"...I see." She thinks there's something off about the way he says it. She doesn't think she likes the way it sounds. "Should I call campus security instead?"

"No."

"Will you at least tell me where you are, Foster? I've got 300 freshma--"

"--I like that you pick up."

She really doesn't mean to say that either.

"I--Okay?"

"Um. Yeah."

Maybe the wine coolers were an even worse idea that she'd thought. She--

"Okay."

At least he doesn't sound upset anymore. It shouldn't-- the feeling in her gut is probably from the questionable guacamole she'd had. Or those tasteless little cocktail sausage things.

"Do you want me to come get you, Jane?"

It's 3:14 a.m. He'd said he has a class.

"Why would you?"

She hears his car keys. She knows he lives a decent drive off campus.

"The same reason you called."

Edit: I wrote a follow up.

#fanfiction #Lokane #Jane Foster #Loki #Non-magical grad school AU I guess.#So I was thinking I could use this for Labyrinth.#But then I remembered you wrote Drunk Dial and I just can't top that.#Like not even remotely come close to that even.#So have some half-assed trash that I struggled with over multiple attempts to write this prompt.#I give up trying to make this not suck.#This just up and went where it wanted to go. I'm not particularly happy.#Also taking over and under bets about how many times I failed to make/drink tea today. It's very sad.#April 10 2023 #Edit: A/N that I feel I should add. I know a lot of postdocs are research only.#The university I did my undergrad at still made a lot of the ones in STEM babysit other people's lab sections.#It made for a lot of not particularly happy postdocs.

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autistic-sidestep · 11 months

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agh damnit should've remembered when I was at the pc but there is a mention/realisation from you/sidestep that steel and ortega both deal with chronic pain in the post therapy mortum scene if you ask abt their mods

#and iirc the author did say way back in an answer that ortegas vice was painkillers #+ text kinda backs up that they tend to drink a lot (and they're aware they should probably dial it back)#im not saying ortegas self medicating to deal with it but....#fh codediving

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whathedickens · 6 days

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what do you think of Bunny?? :3

" now ? im alright with him . we meet up for drinks with norman sometimes . "

#//they refuse to invite abel to their drinking nights #dialtown #mr dickens dialtown #dialtown phone dating sim #ask dickens #mr dickens #dial town #anon ask

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mermaidsirennikita · 8 months

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do you have any vampire recs? historical or contemporary not fussy!! thanks 😁

Yes, I do!

My favorite vampire books are from Kresley Cole's Immortals After Dark series. Not all of the books are vampire books, but her vampire mythology is just... top notch. The vampires (who are almost all male thanks to a virus wiping out most of the females years ago) are either born or (much less commonly) turned. Either way, if they're born when they hit their prime, or if they're turned right at the turning, their hearts stop. Which means instant erectile dysfunction for the male vamps lol. But when they meet their "Bride" (a gender neutral term) their heart immediately starts beating, blood flow begins again, and they have a HORRIBLE BONER until they come while touching their Bride. Then of course, they have a lot of "mine mine mine" feelings about it. It's calling being Blooded, and it's FANTASTIC.

Anyway, the vamp books in IAD are:

The Warlord Wants Forever--technically a novella but fairly lengthy for one, the first installment of the whole series. Estonian warlord who runs the armies of one side of this vampire war wants to be Blooded because it'll make him stronger. He meets a femme fatale valkyrie who Bloods him, but she's actually a vampire hunter and, though she nopes out of killing him because Feelings, she leaves him with said horrendous hard-on for FIVE. YEARS. until he finds her. And he's PISSED. TW for magical noncon; Myst has a chain that was put upon her by gods or something, and nobody is able to take it off until Nikolai is. You can command her to do anything when you hold the chain, and he does immediately use it to make her come. And come. I personally found it hot, but obviously it's not for everyone.

No Rest for the Wicked--another vampire/valkyrie book, Nikolai's tortured scholarly brother Sebastian has been hiding in a castle for centuries to avoid everyone (and avoid drinking human blood--Sebastian and his brother Conrad were turned forcibly and hate their existence). Kaderin the Coldhearted, a legendary valkyrie who's known for a) wearing vampire fangs on her belt and b) having no emotions comes in there to kill him, surprise she's his Bride, they have mutual orgasms but then she's like "Oh FUUUUUCK NO" and leaves to begin this magical scavenger hunt thing that will help her bring her sisters back from the dead, and Sebastian is like "but if I win scavenger hunt will she love me?" Includes a mile high club scene and bondage where heeee's tied up.

Dark Needs at Night's Edge--FABULOUS book, Conrad fled as soon as he was forcibly turned into a vampire because, unbeknownst to his brothers, he was a part of a monastic cult that dedicated itself to killing vampires??? Lmao??? And so for centuries he's been this CRAZY BANANAS vampire assassin (in IAD, vamps who drink human blood, unless it's from their Bride, go fucking insane because they harvest the memories of the humans and their minds get clouded). His brothers find him and take him to this New Orleans mansion to detox, basically, but he starts seeing this hot chick??? And he thinks he's crazy (he is) but it's actually a GHOST LADY. A slutty amazing GHOST LADY who I love so much. Only Conrad can see her, and they begin falling in love despite being incapable of touch. Also, Conrad is a virgin. Neomi is... decidedly not. A gorgeous book, one of my all time favorites.

Untouchable by Kresley Cole--another long-ass novella, this one is about the final Wroth brother (Nikolai, Sebastian, and Conrad being the others), The Sexy One, Murdoch. He is Blooded when he meets valkyrie Dani, but she's half ice fey so she literally can't touch anyone who is less cold than her (ie, anyone not ice fey, including vamps) without feeling immense pain and going into shock. So. Issue there. The book is a very straightforward "how can we make this work" love story. They do find their way around the skin to skin contact thing for a while. Humping each other through blankets help. As does... an icicle dildo.... EXCELLENT.

Lothaire--the biggest and baddest (in every sense of the word) vampire romance of them all. Lothaire is a villain throughout the series, he's 3,000 years old, he's incredibly smart, and he is a fucking nutball. Like, the lights are on, and someone is just darting in and out of the house, not really home, but not really un-present (mostly because he's spent 3,000 years murdering people and drinking all the blood). Lothaire is known for his "endgame", he's evil, he finds his Bride and she's some hillbilly human in Appalachia and is like "oh absolutely not"... But when it turns out that human girl, Ellie, is possessed by an evil goddess who intermittently takes control of her body and kills people, he's like "oh wait this makes sense". But Ellie is not ceding control of her body without a fight. It's this amazing battle of wills between a vampire who has been presented as the MOST dreaded throughout the series, and a 24-year-old psych major college dropout who notices that he is HARD. UP. and is like "oh, I can absolutely fuck my way out of this mess". He is horrible. Ellie is perfect. TW, Lothaire is an asshole like... all around. But the love story is top tier and the sex scenes are BEYOND. If you enjoy the "hero has existential post-nut crisis because he's never come harder than with this random girl" thing, this is it.

Shadow's Claim--this one has a slightly more high fantasy feel, even though it's still IAD? Trehan Daciano (Lothaire's cousin lmao) is a prince whose job it is to basically like, murder people. He meets this demon/sorceress princess, Bettina, and recognizes her as his Bride. Bettina thinks she's in love with her best friend, and she's like "uh no" but there's this huge competition, a fight for the death, being put on for her hand, and Trehan is like "good thing I'm actually amazing at killing people" and enters it, while also intermittently entering Bettina. Has the immortal scene where they're all supposed to give her a present and everyone is giving her like, gold, and phoenix feathers, and Trehan is like "oh FUCK all I got her was a BAG OF DECAPITATED HEADS!!!! WHAT DO I DO????"

Other than IAD lol....

I would recommend:

A Long Time Dead by Samara Breger--f/f vampire Victorian romance, one heroine is this sex worker who wakes up and finds she's been turned into a vampire, the other is this lady who's like "yeah sorry about that my ex turned you into a vampire to make a point to me". Then you get into this decades-spanning, Gothic love story that is so good. Also! They break out the strap, which I was pleasantly surprised to see in a Gothic Victorian vampire romance.

A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor by Kathryn Moon--k so this is a polyamorous romance, with the heroine essentially being a sex worker whose job it is to serve a unique clientele (monsters). She ends up falling in love with like... I don't know... five of them? And they're good with it. One of them is a French vampire who I think bakes pastries with her at one point. He's also bisexual, and though not all of the heroes are super into fucking with each other, he is, which leads to a very nice somnophilia type scene.

Blood Moon by Jillian Graves--a very steamy romcom between a witch and a vampire who own rival businesses. They hook up at the beginning, and then she gets PISSED because of the rivalry. Very hot, great fat rep from the heroine, lighthearted.

Kiss of Steel by Bec McMaster--just finished this, so fun and actually quite romantic? It's set in a pseudo-steampunk but not really Victorian England where there are all these monsters incorporated into society, including vampires (though there are like... different grades of vampire, I guess?). The heroine is impoverished, and basically makes a deal offering to give "lessons" to this kingpin vampire (although he doesn't actually call himself a vampire... he very much drinks blood lmao) she hates. He, of course, wants her to swear herself to him as his thrall. It's actually kind of touching? But also hot? Femoral artery blood is had. I also found the world super interesting.

#romance novel blogging #book recs #there are a couple of vampire heroines in IAD as well but their books are not super vamp-forward #i mean aside from the scene in a hunger like no other when emma sucks the blood outta lachlain's dick #but you get that same shit dialed up to 11 in lothaire #and josie does also drink rune's blood (while he has so many orgasms) in sweet ruin #BUT josie's vampitude is... complicated #also didn't recommend shadow's seduction bc i feel like that book is.... controversial and i'm not sure of how to recommend it #even tho i enjoy a lot about it

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flowerboy-barista · 1 month

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🫖 (tea pot) coffee or tea

COFFEE.

But also I'm caffeine sensitive... So I guess I'm drinking tea more often then coffee...

#i do end up drinking espresso pretty often though #because i have to dial in the espresso #pokemon #pkmn rp #self insert rp #cafe answerings

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ask-abel-brannigan · 1 month

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makes you iced coffee with 2 shots of espresso and caramel

you look tired, have some coffee

“i don’t trust you.. or this gay ass excuse of coffee. i’ll take it though.”

#// he just drinks it while looking real pissy #abel brannigan #ask blog #dialtown #dialtown phone dating sim #ask #dial town #dialtown abel #abel dialtown #magnusoh

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gootie · 10 months

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Indiana Jones was the subject of drink 'n draw tonight with @artildawn @banzaiboy & @jonjmurakami

#my art #fan art #indiana jones #the dial of destiny #drink and draw #comic jam hawaii

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zukkaart · 11 months

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Divorced Zukka Conversation

(but it’s only lines from Dial Drunk and Orange Juice by Noah Kahan)

Zuko: Honey come over

Sokka: Whatever

Zuko: No one will tempt you, we know you got sober

Sokka: my medicine is drowning your perspective out. Am I honest still? Am I half the man I used to be?

Zuko: Feels like I’ve been ready for you to come home for so long

Sokka: I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown

Zuko: We’re just glad you could visit

Sokka: I'm untethering from the parts of me you'd recognize

Zuko: Why’d you go?

Sokka: I gave your name as my emergency phone call. Honey, it rang and rang even the cops thought you were wrong for hanging up

Zuko: it made you a stranger, and filled you with anger

Sokka: From charming to alarming in seconds

Zuko: My heart has changed and my soul has changed

Sokka: Fuck that

Zuko: I haven’t drank in six months, on the dot.

Sokka: I’ll give you my blood alcohol… are you a danger to yourself?

Zuko: The world has changed. Don’t you find it strange that you just went ahead and carried on?

Sokka: I doubt it, forget about it

Zuko: My life had changed, that this town has changed and you had not

Sokka: For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone

Zuko: And you know I’d say, the last time I drank I was face down, passed out there in your lawn

Sokka: It’s all the same anyways

Zuko: You just asked me to hold you… I didn’t think to ask you where you’d gone

Sokka: I’d die for you

Does this even make sense? I’ve been obsessed with this album recently and I just feel like these songs are reflections of each other and I’ve had divorced Zukka brain rot. This post will probably flop but that’s okay.

#zuko #adult zukka #zuko x sokka #zukka au #zukka nation #avatar the last airbender #sokka #zukka incorrect quotes #sokka avatar the last airbender #zukka fluff #Noah Kahan #stick season #dial drunk #orange juice #divorced Zukka #Tw mention of death #Tw drinking #lyrics #divorced Zukka lyrics

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pegglefan69 · 7 months

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Just woke up from a dream where I made margherita pizza...so far cooking based on dreams has been going GREAT this month so am going to look up a recipe while I am still awake this early fsr...I can get fresh tomatoes & basil this afternoon...oh man...

I'm still so elated from discovering my long-lost birthday cake recipe is Goldilocks mocha cake so this is like a chain combo!

#waking up to drink some water find a recipe & then sleep again sounds like a great plan #i used to make pizza dough from scratch every few months when i lived with my parents...#woke up still feeling the sensations of kneading the dough #man we would do a white pizza with summer squash from the garden & it was a DREAM #GOD i love food so much #dial p for post

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artemisbarnowl · 6 months

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Having a totally normal one* after waking from a dream where I just relive life with my ex. It was so normal and fine and we did things such as lay around in bed and make plans for the day, go to the Korean supermarket on the corner, go to a friend's house together.