i do embarrassing things professionally
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I know I talk a lot about my headcannon of Maeve hitting on Spencer 24/7 (for those of you who are just seeing this now I have a headcannon that if Maeve lived she would be the most chaotic girlfriend but in the best way possible she would be hitting on Spencer 24/7. Its probably one of my favourite headcannons I ever thought of.) but I rarely talk about Spencer side about how when this happens he would go blue screen every time, I call it the dumbifcation of Spencer Reid.
If everyone is sitting down talking Maeve will walk in and sit on Spencer’s lap regardless if there’s space for her or not and that’s the second that Spencer stops talking and completely forgets what he was saying. The only thing he’s focused on right now is his wonderful beautiful girlfriend in his lap, the other team members can visually see his IQ growing down.
Maeve is very affectionate and once Spencer got comfortable with her he slowly started to become more affectionate so now she’s always holding his hand, wrapping her arms around his, hugging him from behind, anything so when this happens again absolutely nothing there’s not a single thought in that man’s brain. Similar to when their kissing, the minute Maeve’s lips are on his hes a goner. She finds the whole thing hilarious and Spencer adorable of course.
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idk how someone can look at the clearly gay coded “We have to turn away from our entire world and concept of good and evil because we are in love even though everyone wants us apart” aspect (nay, the entire conflict) of Aziraphale and Crowley’s relationship in Good Omens and just… not see it
Especially as the author like bruh was this subconscious?? This is “Elton John has a wife” levels of denial
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congrats on your cooking it sounds delicious! i would chef it up for you any day
😳 hehehehehe okay🥰 🫡🥦🥢🥢🥢🍳🏳️🌈 i’ll put a pic of The Dish under a readmore incase anyone thinks my beautiful fish are gross (it’s okay ily) but look at my fooooodddd and pretend i didn’t cook it in the middle of the niiiiight
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Can I say this? Im gonna say this. Avert your eyes.
I wish we’d had a scene where Sam trips over something trying to put distance between him and hallucifer, lands flat on his back, and hallucifer immediately pins him down and straddles him, purring about ‘doesn’t this feel familiar’ and ‘that’s where you belong, sammy’. Sam starts out struggling, trying to get up, but then hallucifer actually grabs him, touches him, holds him down.
and Sam’s response to that is not to fight. He goes limp, stares up at his hallucination with his mouth half-open dragging in air and terrified. hallucifer smiling at him, ‘that’s a good boy, you know how this works, don’t you?’. And some parts of him feel more real than others, the grip on Sam’s arms is solid and unmoving but the actual weight of hallucifer on top of him, he isn’t sure if that’s real, but he can’t think straight long enough to put it together.
maybe it’s all real, and Lucifer’s just trying to see if Sam is still going to fight back, and Sam won’t fall for it, he’ll be good, and he’s choking off little sounds as hallucifer grinds against him. if you heard them, you wouldn’t be able to tell if they were moans or whimpers.
and then, sharp pain in his palm, and sam finches. hallucifer glares at nothing, flickers, fades away, and sam opens his eyes to see he’s still on his back, on the floor, but Dean’s next to him with his fingers pressed into Sam’s scar. It was Dean holding his arms down, and he’s saying how he thought Sam was going to hurt himself so he had to hold him still. he lets sam go but sam just stares at the space where hallucifer was. He’s not sure if he’s allowed to move. He’s not sure if Lucifer would want him to.
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So a girl I know through her boyfriend is going to Silverstone….she’s never watched a single race before, doesn’t know any driver other than Hamilton and QUOTE “not really that interested but I’m doing it for the gram”
WTF IS THIS?! WHY? She’s literally spending all that money to clout chase? Go on holiday. Buy a bag or something. Don’t go to an event where thousands of legitimate fans would kill for your Hamilton straight seats! The reason I know this is because her boyfriend sent me a text and asked if she could borrow some of my merch!
I’m picking my jaw off the floor at her audacity
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