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#don’t look at me 😳
mcrblr · 10 months
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i do embarrassing things professionally
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doctorsiren · 3 months
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When Edgeworth shows up at the detention center in Farewell, My Turnabout…where is he located? Is he standing? If so, how? Perhaps he is sitting on the little table bit? Did he slide on over in front of Wright? These questions and more were all inquiries a couple of pals and I posed while playing through the case on Saturday.
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hyunpic · 17 days
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growmybelly · 3 months
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@cheeseburgersinparadise asked so nicely for some more belly play so of course I’ve gotta provide the goods 😉
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httpiastri · 5 months
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oscar oscar oscar 🥺🥺🥺
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queenie-official · 7 months
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Sometimes i don’t know whether i want Anakin or Padme more… Like damn they both so fine frfr 😩
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quietwingsinthesky · 9 months
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we’ve all said it before but ill say it again, sam should have gotten lucifer pregnant and that should have been the jack origin. if she was jessifer at the time, even better <3
#lucifer mommy truthing again hi hii he needs this#it won’t fix him it will make him worse but it’ll be hot to see sam tormented by the pregnant devil#☺️ sam going to attack jessifer and she goes ‘don’t you care about our baby Sam? don’t you want to meet him?’#gets sam to touch her belly and talk to the baby and that’s when Jack does the whole ‘I’m The Perfect Paradise Baby Love Me 🥺🥺’ thing on sam#and now sam can’t kill her or their baby. he can’t. he loves jack too much. perhaps has also been hit with so many nephil happiness rays#that he looks up at lucifer and is like Oh. overwhelmed with sudden love for her. and his heads all mixed up. it’s like the vision where she#made him feel calm x1000 and. and. he loves her? he loves her doesn’t he? he gave her a baby and he loves her?#they’re going to raise their son together? and lucifer is so very pleased as sam presses his ear to her belly to hear jack’s heartbeat.#sam has quite literally been baby trapped. as in that baby set the trap and caught him in it before it was even sentient. mind control baby.#cue the rest of the pregnancy with lovestruck sam doing everything in his power to protect lucifer & jack#he’s like. fully aware he was scared of lucifer. that Lucifer is Bad this baby is Dangerous. but also. he loves them so much.#nothing else seems to matter when he loves them so much.#<3 I think Sam deserves to be mindfucked into being Lucifer’s little househusband for a bit.#oh. there are places this could go after Jack is born uhm uh. i uhm. that’s not the point I won’t say that.#the point is sam getting brainwashed to be happier and protective of pregnant!lucifer. and he IS happier. he’s just also high on good vibes.#😳 lucifer riding sam with his hand on her belly 😳😳😳😳#tw pregnancy#anyway. thoughts.#samifer#lucifer spn#Jess!lucifer#Jack kline#sam winchester
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sunglassesmish · 1 year
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https://twitter.com/mullemaus23/status/1663283101940826113?s=46&t=vnyM781SZ3Azm8Yb-GisRA kay im hyperventilating
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so you see-
i forgot what i was going to say
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doctorsiren · 11 months
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Uhh uhh
😳 okay dang dude, be my Valentine please
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only-one-brain-cell · 8 months
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I know I talk a lot about my headcannon of Maeve hitting on Spencer 24/7 (for those of you who are just seeing this now I have a headcannon that if Maeve lived she would be the most chaotic girlfriend but in the best way possible she would be hitting on Spencer 24/7. Its probably one of my favourite headcannons I ever thought of.) but I rarely talk about Spencer side about how when this happens he would go blue screen every time, I call it the dumbifcation of Spencer Reid.
If everyone is sitting down talking Maeve will walk in and sit on Spencer’s lap regardless if there’s space for her or not and that’s the second that Spencer stops talking and completely forgets what he was saying. The only thing he’s focused on right now is his wonderful beautiful girlfriend in his lap, the other team members can visually see his IQ growing down.
Maeve is very affectionate and once Spencer got comfortable with her he slowly started to become more affectionate so now she’s always holding his hand, wrapping her arms around his, hugging him from behind, anything so when this happens again absolutely nothing there’s not a single thought in that man’s brain. Similar to when their kissing, the minute Maeve’s lips are on his hes a goner. She finds the whole thing hilarious and Spencer adorable of course.
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brighter-by-the-daly · 7 months
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Someone’s been busy!
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idk how someone can look at the clearly gay coded “We have to turn away from our entire world and concept of good and evil because we are in love even though everyone wants us apart” aspect (nay, the entire conflict) of Aziraphale and Crowley’s relationship in Good Omens and just… not see it
Especially as the author like bruh was this subconscious?? This is “Elton John has a wife” levels of denial
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daisychainsandbowties · 4 months
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congrats on your cooking it sounds delicious! i would chef it up for you any day
😳 hehehehehe okay🥰 🫡🥦🥢🥢🥢🍳🏳️‍🌈 i’ll put a pic of The Dish under a readmore incase anyone thinks my beautiful fish are gross (it’s okay ily) but look at my fooooodddd and pretend i didn’t cook it in the middle of the niiiiight
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johndoe-lesbo · 2 years
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I HAVE A TAKE
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quietwingsinthesky · 9 months
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Can I say this? Im gonna say this. Avert your eyes.
I wish we’d had a scene where Sam trips over something trying to put distance between him and hallucifer, lands flat on his back, and hallucifer immediately pins him down and straddles him, purring about ‘doesn’t this feel familiar’ and ‘that’s where you belong, sammy’. Sam starts out struggling, trying to get up, but then hallucifer actually grabs him, touches him, holds him down.
and Sam’s response to that is not to fight. He goes limp, stares up at his hallucination with his mouth half-open dragging in air and terrified. hallucifer smiling at him, ‘that’s a good boy, you know how this works, don’t you?’. And some parts of him feel more real than others, the grip on Sam’s arms is solid and unmoving but the actual weight of hallucifer on top of him, he isn’t sure if that’s real, but he can’t think straight long enough to put it together.
maybe it’s all real, and Lucifer’s just trying to see if Sam is still going to fight back, and Sam won’t fall for it, he’ll be good, and he’s choking off little sounds as hallucifer grinds against him. if you heard them, you wouldn’t be able to tell if they were moans or whimpers.
and then, sharp pain in his palm, and sam finches. hallucifer glares at nothing, flickers, fades away, and sam opens his eyes to see he’s still on his back, on the floor, but Dean’s next to him with his fingers pressed into Sam’s scar. It was Dean holding his arms down, and he’s saying how he thought Sam was going to hurt himself so he had to hold him still. he lets sam go but sam just stares at the space where hallucifer was. He’s not sure if he’s allowed to move. He’s not sure if Lucifer would want him to.
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paddockbunny · 11 months
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So a girl I know through her boyfriend is going to Silverstone….she’s never watched a single race before, doesn’t know any driver other than Hamilton and QUOTE “not really that interested but I’m doing it for the gram”
WTF IS THIS?! WHY? She’s literally spending all that money to clout chase? Go on holiday. Buy a bag or something. Don’t go to an event where thousands of legitimate fans would kill for your Hamilton straight seats! The reason I know this is because her boyfriend sent me a text and asked if she could borrow some of my merch!
I’m picking my jaw off the floor at her audacity
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