#divorced couple energy

[mikasa-imadebiscults]

May I ask for hc's about a hypothetical RenBai relationship? Just the two of them, doesn't need to be on-point with the canon

(HELL TO THE FUCKING YEAH *ahem* I mean- Yes you may, you shall have some hcs about this divorce married couple)

RenBai Relationship Hcs

Ren Pingsheng x Bai Qi

(Warning: There is SFW & NSFW content in this)

SFW

- Ren would give small gifts to Bai as a sign that she appreciates her.

- Bai gets flustered whenever Ren carries her, but Ren keeps on doing it so that she can see Bai’s flustered facial expressions.

- Ren’s love language is acts of service and gift giving. Bai’s love language is acts of service and a little bit of physical touch.

- They would go on romantic dates together whenever they both have the day off. It’ll be expensive too-

- Bai always wears Ren’s clothes and Ren loves it.

- Ren always insists on paying for the meal whenever they go out to eat.

NSFW

- When they started dating for a while they will have a conversation about it, talking about what they are into and not into.

- It’s probably self explanatory but Ren would definitely be the dominant one and Bai would be the submissive.

- Ren would leave marks on Bai and will be so proud of herself, also will compliment Bai’s marks the next day to tease her.

- Bai definitely has a praise kink (prove me wrong I dare you. I’ll wait)

- Ren loves it when she hears her name being moaned from her girlfriend’s vocal cords. A deep red blush spreads across her cheeks every single time she hears her moaned out name.

....

#divorced couple energy #>:) #im more dangerous than you #ren pingsheng #bai qi #yuri manhwa #yuri manga #lesbian #lesbian pride

[hammerikaika]

Astarion asking Gale for money all the time is now canon in my heart.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #high rollers #astarion #gale #gale of waterdeep #gale bg3 #gale dekarios #help i have fallen and i can't get up #astarion bg3 #astarion ancunin #They got terrible divorced couple energy #bloodweave

[dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl]

Impressive as hell that Suvi and Ame jumped straight to divorce without ever being in a romantic relationship

#worlds beyond number spoilers #worlds beyond number #the wizard the witch and the wild one spoilers #the wizard the witch and the wild one #suvi kedberiket #suvi x ame #glassheart #ame the witch #tbh divorced couple energy is way better than young love anyway

[oifaaa]

I think it'd be kinda funny if Dick got (marginally) a better outcome from his divorces than Tim just to highlight how much Tim fucked up. Dick's still driving the struggle bus but Tim's bus got the wheels and engine stolen. Two divorcees in the house and one of them is making things worse for himself than they ought to be while the other hit rock bottom face first with a replay cam.

Dickvorcee is smart enough to have gotten prenups (used to people trying to use him to get the Wayne fortune) and the court gave him at least primary if not full custody of his kids...whether he actually has the money to support those kids is a different story bc his exes are free and don't have to pay anything + Dick's had a stick up his ass for YEARS about not accepting more help/support from Bruce. Good luck sending even one of those kids to college on that job rotation. Dick's on okay terms with his exes but it's hard to tell whether it's bc he still loves them or he's putting on a good face for the kids. His bad joints + bad job combo makes him miserable and grumpy and takes away his Just Keep Moving coping mechanism since he can't really jump/run/flip around anymore. Pent up anger he has to repress so the kids and Bruce don't pester him about it, but he does get petty and snappier around others. Goes to therapy to manage it but it's tapping deep into that trust fund. Also the kids do love their dad bc they can see Dick's trying and also there's an example of a worse dad (Tim) closeby

Bonus points if Tim on multiple occasions tries to tell Dick how to raise the kids/treat them better and everybody's like dude you don't even get to SEE your kids. Bruce has more credit than you (believability and financially). Tim is probably trying to redeem his bad parenting by trying to be good to Dick's kids but they dgaf and just roast him. Bet Tim caught them playing house a few times where the scenarios were eerily close to his messy divorces

I keep going back and forth on who dicks one divorce should be between babs, kori and Roy- kori and Roy are good bc they both have canon kids which means I don't have to come up with little oc children (ocs in general really aren't my wheel house so getting out of designing a kid for dick would be amazing) but on the other hand I really don't like dickbabs as a relationship so to be able to have an outlet for that dislike by saying yeah they'd definitely get divorced is very tempting - I don't think dick has full custody I think he is doing better then tim but that bar is low and that basically just means he has visitation rights - a few people have suggested I make dick a cop again but thats a wee bit too depressing an outcome even for this au so I'm thinking instead dick was a cop again for a time but his efforts to fix the force from the inside just resulted in him making more enemies as dick grayson that have really been fucking up his life

#ask #anon #i think hes now back to running a gym #but yeah #also i do see dicks children being older #like teens #i think im leaning more towards roy as dicks ex rn #just bc the divorced energy #amazing #but also #have a couple people asking if a certain thing that happened in one possible future we've seen in canon is gonna happen #and honestly it depends #but i am kinda using the jason didn't come back when he did as a wee get out of jail free card #and saying him not coming back when he did #has had a wee domino effect #just to give me some wiggle room to do as i please

[0-patches-0]

just realised why I like radioapple the way I do, it's the lonelyeyes of it all

#love old evil men who behave like they're in a constant custody battle #multiple time divorcees #lonelyeyes #was just reminded of it because i just got caught up on the magnus protocol #radioapple #not old married couple energy #but old divorced couple energy #the magnus pod #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #peter lukas #hazbin hotel #alastor altruist #lucifer magne #or is it lucifer morningstar now? #well #evil gays

[enjxlrass]

krisnix moment

(the reference I used for this was made by @/_biacami_ on tiktok)

#ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #phoenix wright #kristoph gavin #krisnix #ej’s art #they have such divorced energy #favorite toxic couple ever

[olliesneweyes]

Random idv friendgroup I made save me

#it's Emil Luca Norton Frederick and Orpheus #Luca and Norton are bastard friends /aff #Orpheus and Frederick have twice divorced couple energy #and Emil is just there #I'll flesh it out later I think #maybe it's ooc but I'm having fun rotating them

[kcuf-ad]

Nacht coming back from his "milk run" to find more Black bull members than before like... YAMI!

Nacht: YAMI!

Yami: What?! I was just done taking a dump.

Nacht: What the hell?! Why did you just get more Black Bulls than before?!

Yami: I don't see any problem with that.

Nacht: Yami, for fucks sake, you got an ex convict, a battlemaniac and someone who regularly beats up Magic Knights!

Yami: Says the guy that killed Morgen when he tried Summoning the Devil.

Nacht:... touche.

Asta: Wait, you are the reason why Uncle Morgen is dead?

Nacht: Uncle?!

Vanessa: Yeah, he talks about him all the time and said he was your brother.

Nacht:...you talked about Morgen than your Vice Captain?!

Yami: Yeah.

Nacht: You are unbelievable! You are the most idiotic , barberic person I know!

Yami: OH YEAH?! At least I don't have commintment issues when it comes to raising my kids!

Nacht: Oh yeah! Sure! At least I am glad that I dumped your ass after a week of dating you!

Yami: I am sorry that I slapped your parents when giving you the idea so my boyfriend at the time doesn't get his arrested!

Nacht and Yami: *continue to argue as the Black Bulls watch*

Magna: I hate when mom and dad fight.

They nodded with him

#nacht and Yami are the most divorced couple I have ever seen #the ex couple energy is high with them #yami is a bi disaster btw #black clover #yami sukehiro #nacht faust #the black bulls

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

crazy how any mlm gojo ship is perfect actually

#stsg? classic. i dont need to say anything theyve ruined me for life #nanago? sweet n cute <33 classic grumpy x sunshine except theyre both repressed men in their late twenties what more could u want #sukugo? hunger as a metaphor for love <33 incredibly homoerotic <3333 just two men teaching each other abt love through violence <333333 #goken? … the forbidden option but im sooo weak for it ok. the longing the hatred the animosity #kenny killing the two six eyes havers before gojo … ending up in the body of the man he loves most …. being forced to feel that love #and gojo being forced to see his one and only’s body being manipulated. being forced to hear kenjaku speak in suguru’s voice #there’s just sooooo much there like im obsessed . peaked divorced couple energy #also throwing in ijichi x gojo for the lols but i do think theyre cute i just need gojo to start treating him well 😭😭😭 #“you’re the man i trust most.” <- gojo pls come out of the closet im so tired of your shit #also if u want crackships pls consider; higuruma x gojo / choso x gojo ….. theyre sooooo his type #ari noises ✩

[sunnibits]

modern au edizzy are in a cringe failmarriage and they both viscerally hate how the other one loads the dishwasher but they never say anything about it they just seethe in private

#their last straw is when just ed leaves the dishes in the sink without washing them AGAIN and izzy files for a divorce #blackhands #ed teach #izzy hands #ofmd #this post is brought to u by me thinking ab that alt take of izzy’s banishment that was cut #where apparently taika and con just went back and forth for ages #I just KNOW. I KNOW that would have had peak divorced couple energy and I would give ANYTHING to watch it

[zeruzerudesu]

Thinking how variant color 13 on VS is said to be "color inspired by someone that important/held so dear by the respective character" and Bubs being Lucilius color...

Also I remember the Japanese text on his VS profile basically stated Lucilius being his "former partner" which for some reason it's not translated that way on the Eng version.

Back then before the Eng version release, I saw someone on twt translated his profile and that part was translated into "former comrade"

Yet it seemed their relationship was downplayed somehow on Eng...like, why?

I just wanna see more about their relationship and how they paralels with their original

//well I often imagining them being sort of "bound by fate" cuz of them being the Speakers clones

Beelzebub is pretty much obsessed with Lucilius that's for sure, but his obsession is like motivation for him to better himself as well as (it seemed to be) him trying to prove some point to Lucilius, but most importantly getting validation from him

One thing for sure too, Lucilius is indeed an important person to him and their relationship might have seen better days but I wish to see them interacting again

//and even reconcile, convincing Lucilius to not destroying the world

#gbf beelzebub #granblue fantasy #granblue versus #gbf lucilius #gbf rambles #I want to see more of their interactions #such divorce couple energy #pls I just wanna talk more about FaaBabu ;;_;; #faabubs

[hetagrammy]

I love NorIre in the sense of it being a first love that was doomed to fail, but taught both parties a lot of lessons about how to function in a relationship. How to compromise, how to communicate, what it means to actually respect each other, the works. A relationship where there was a lot of love, but not enough maturity, not enough equality, and ultimately not enough compatibility for it to work. Yet in the end, neither of them really regret it.

#hetalia #my thoughts #hws norway #nyo!norway #hws ireland #nyo!ireland #irenor #norire #they don’t quite have divorced couple energy to me #and i think that’s primarily bc i think they were both in their early teens when they got together #it’s a different energy

[randomnumbers751650]

Sometimes I miss diva Furina from 4.0.

#genshin impact #don't get me wrong #i think she had an amazing character development #its just that she also brought a unique energy #being a useless goddess like aqua from konosuba #but considering how much people hate aqua in konosuba... #also i also kinda miss the 4.0 neuvifuri #but they still keep being the first couple to divorce before marrying

[darubyprincx]

you know its gonna be a good episode when it opens with them having Another Argument

#ray's tag #keys mianite s1 rewatch #i do not ship syndicho however their divorced couple energy is off the charts

[ghostiiiee]

Made a joke a little while ago about Vlad being less of a cryptic mayoral asshole and more like Bruice "accidently trips over air" wayne. And it someone evolved into Bruce x Vlad

Welp

I dug my grave

Time to sit in it.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #the shipname is Fruitbats #and its has such divorces couple energy

[starthelostboys]

the thing is that david and michael wouldn’t even be a couple where they’re terrible together but they’d be worse with other people. they’d literally be in normal relationships if they were dating other people, yet they choose to stay together.

#if you can’t tell i’ve been thinking a lot about the wild ass dynamic they’d have if they actually got together #very much ‘couple on the verge of divorce’ energy except they aren’t married and even if they were they’d never get a divorce #the lost boys #tlb #kate’s bad takes