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dykealloy · 7 months

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how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this

#one piece #son. return my hat after you've defeated my several evil exes #how does one man have so much divorced energy with so many people while also not being present to give this context #monkey d. luffy vs. the world #yeah im still watching the anime #forgive thy sins of weeb posting #opla #shanks #red haired shanks #mishanks #shuggy #CJ's op watch-through

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catmask · 6 months

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with that said there are characters that a fat maybe not canonically but they are spiritually. to me. they may not be drawn that way but i know whats true. ive seen it like a sort of prophet

#serizawa. send post #he did NOT live his life as a shut in for almost a whole decade to be drawn SKINNY! not by me at least #also like so many characters over the age of 30. no more fit moms and dads GIVE them that divorce body fat NOW!#*strikes you down with the force of god*#but honestly alternative for serizawa that ive always liked is that he gains weight when he starts working for reigen #because he can now go out and eat new foods :D he has actually gained an appetite because he's moving around more #and isnt just eating like instant ramen or whatever his mom brings him #see how easy it is you can just believe it with your heart. you just have to find the ways to make true waht u know #scratchpost #txt

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 1 month

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btw this is how i picture dnp in the phoffice every time they name a gaming video THE most annoying clickbait imaginable simply to fuck with is:

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kaekoi · 9 months

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from this

#this is for the 5 people who are both succession and trigun fans #and who are also deranged like me #do you see my vision #trigun #trigun 98 #trigun stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash the stampede #milly thompson #meryl stryfe #vashwood #my art #art #fanart #anyway can you believe tom and shiv did this in public while in the middle of a divorce

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panrao · 4 months

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How I Met Your Father

#panrao #my art #sir crocodile #monkey d dragon #parents before divorce #lmao im in too deep #this hc will be the end of me #one piece #theyre young in this #so no scar and no tattoo #dragodile #also anyone else notice that Luffy Dragon and Crocodile all have the same circle eye design #other characters have it as well but call me crazy its just more proof

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jeeaark · 3 months

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I have something that my brain is like "Hey, this is an Ask!" So let's do this! Did Greygold ever encounter Ansur? How would they respond to him making his very (very) messy breakup their problem? Especially with most of the pre-fight being Ansur and Emps using the inside of their head to bicker like an old (very bitterly divorced) married couple.

Hell yeah they did! Had this Ansur of a question (hweh) pre-prepared~

And bonus:

Greygold had one million questions for the Emperor.

Now Greygold has two million!

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #the emperor bg3 #bg3 emperor #bg3 ansur #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #I had a mighty need to exaggerate I hope y'all don't mind #I coulda had Greyg floating motionless but where's the fun in thaaaaat #ALSO I LOVE HOW YOU WORDED YOUR QUESTION : bitter divorce couple indeed <8'D AN EXCELLENT ASK-inspired a few more panels even OHO #Greygold....had a lot to process! But was trying to make the most of it!#like in a lemonade stand getting rocket-launchered by life's limes way #I think Emps was very done that day #Like in a Greygold-was-absolutely-not-helping way

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weirdgirlnicorobin · 12 days

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i'm post time skip

#shanks is actually NOT normal about it btw he's just insane in a completely different way #shanks thinks they're going through a 'rough patch' when they've actually been divorced for 2 decades #anyway fuck judge all my homies hate judge #monkey d luffy #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #red hair shanks #shanks #buggy the clown #i refuse to call him captain. shut up #black leg sanji #usopp #soul king brook #trafalgar law #donquixote doflamingo #vinsmoke reiju #vinsmoke judge #and the other ones

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sentientsky · 7 months

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omg yeah i’d love to hang out! unfortunately these are my thinking about good omens hours! yeah all of them. mmhm every single hour. no breaks. for the foreseeable future. yeah.

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auroratournament · 5 months

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#round 4 #HAPPY DIVORCE :D

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fountainpenguin · 7 months

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So in love with the Bdubs narrative...

"I stopped trusting Impulse, my secret girlfriend, ages ago because he's flirting with everyone, so it makes sense to side with the guy who's offering me a truce in the form of a clock."

"You can't kick me out of the base just because I'm on my red life. I built this place and I will simply not leave."

/neglects to mention he's still boogeyman when Tango brings him back. Like. why didn't you ride out the boogey curse until next episode and THEN ask to come back, you dummy (affectionate)

"It's fine to kill a teammate because he just set his spawn point in this room and all his stuff will be right here <3"

"Yeah I'll kill my fellow red ally because you promised me a life."

"Impulse, you would never kill me, right?" "... We're soulmates. We share hearts this season... Same team, Bdubs."

"When it was my turn to murder, I targeted the only guy who'd already died (a few minutes ago) because he was already on the way down emotionally; anyone else would have experienced an emotional roller coaster."

"It's okay that I stole from you a while back because NOW I'm coming with useful information. My morality is in the clear."

"I would turn on both my Day 1 allies so fast."

/crying over getting backstabbed, "What have I EVER done to SWEET IMPULSE??"

The entire rest of the episode snarking about how it's no fun to be backstabbed and Tango just "🙃 Thoughts and prayers, that must really suck. it must be the worst to get betrayed by someone you trusted. oh wow. oh man. who would do that? that's awful."

"I'm shooting my mom but it's just a prank."

"I won't defend you from Dad but I might try to stop you two from fighting."

All his allies like "I've just accepted the fact that I can't trust you while Etho's around because you'll betray me for him." / "Yeah, that's fair." They continue to let Bdubs stay in their base. He brags about how Etho lets him play pool in his basement and eat ice cream for breakfast. He would die for this man.

The fact that it's considered predictable that "of course Impulse gave you a clock again" so Cleo just sighs and asks to see it. Yeah of course Impulse clonked Bdubs on the head with that thing for another season, driving home I have not forgotten with every part of his being...

Nobody can trust this greasy little man and yet they adore him. He's just a sweetheart. Cinnamon roll. Everybody's angel. Haha he'll slam a sword through your stomach, loot your body, and walk off. He's never done anything wrong in his life btw.

I love the way Bdubs plays.