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thesupernaturalhouse · 29 days

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This started out as a funny snipper. How tf did it turn into a fanfic?? Also this took me so long anyways, pt3 of the accidental overlord vaggie fic

Alastor: shoves Vaggie between him and Rosie and drops Frank onto her lap

Vaggie: trying to process how tf a giant dragon got through an elevator among many other things

Carmilla: thank you for coming today. I've gathered you all here to talk about the millions of souls-

Vaggie squeaks so quiet no one hears her: I'm sorry fucking how many??....How- How do you check that?? Gets ignored

She's just squeezing poor frank like a stress toy

Carmilla ignores her: You own. And how their at risk with the new extermination schedule. And how we minimize the damage going to be caused by it.

Finally looking aorund the room

Carmilla: Zestial, so god to see you- ....Alastor?? And- eyes narrow the protective overlord

Alastor, leaning over to block vaggie form view because he's petty as fuck: hello! Yes yes, I know, I've been absent for a longgg time and I'm sure youre all DYING to knwo where I've been~

Carmilla:...no. not really, shrugs but welcome back anyways I suppose....I am interested about who you've brought though....

Vaggie: just staring out into space, regretting her life choices and trying to count how many people owe her 'favors'

Carmilla slgihtly concerned/unnerved: In any case, this year's extermination was brutadal. A good 16% of the population was killed off. With them coming back in only 6 months I think it prudent that we-

Velvette: just fucking kicks the door open Yeah, I've got it handled Vox? Are you doubting me? ME might I remind you? Yeah, no. That's what I thought. Yes, yes, I know, thank you V, see you later Okay, bye, kisses darling!

Carmilla: nice of you to finally join us, Velvette. Will you.....colleges? be joining us?

Velvette: What? No way. They have better shit to do than to listen to some old windbag who think she's tough shit! Haha, no. Immm here to represent!

Carmilla:...charming. now, back to what I was saying, we need to-

Velvette: waves her arm frantically

Camilla feeling like a preschool teacher: yes??

Velvette: well, on the topic of discussssss throws exorcists head down let's discuss

Alastor: oooo tasty!!

Vaggie: ohhhhh my god....whispering to herself is that Tuff?? Wtf- how??

Carmilla:......where...did you get this?

Velvette: doesn't matter. We found it, though. And if these angle fuckers can be killed, then the game of cat and mouse has changed, the boys and I have-

Vaggies distressed squeaking as Velvette continues, Zestial jsut slumps his tea

Velvette:....the fuck is wrong with you two?? Looks at vaggie leans downs to get closer....also you're new

Vaggie: uhhhhh......thank?? You??

Velvette: narrows eyes before her head snaps ti zestial

Zestial: we shouldn't go to war with such meger proof.

Velvette:...meger- MEGER PROOF!? ITS a dead fucking Exorcist!!! What more do you WANT!? A video of it being killed?? No- this is definitive proof- if you can't see that, maybe you're going blind old man.

Zestial: it may be dead but how? It could be by a demon, but mayhaps it died due to unrelated reasons

Vaggie: Well, angles have hurt their own kind. Wouldn't be suprised if killing was another option for them

Everyone's heads snap to her

Vaggie:.....did....I say that out loud?

Carmillas narrows her eyes: how do you know that.

Vaggie: I um...I....I saw it happening?

Velvette:....wait aren't you the princesses whore? What are you doing out if your bird cage hm?

Vaggie: I....what??

Carmilla shaking her head: we're getting off topic.

Zestial: Carmilla is right. If we rush to war the angles would purge all of the sinners for daring to even TRY an uprising

Overlords: muttering

Alastor: why don't we put it to a vote?

Vaggie: depends is one of the options 'can we all just go home pelase?'

Alastor: hmmm no!

Vaggie grumbling: I hate you.

Velvette narrows eyes: ohhh okay I see. Grandpa's to scared to make a move! So then there's no point in it huh?

*the respect less song which I am not writing*

Zeezi: pft, what the hell? we literally JUST got here!

odette:....mom??

Carmille:....meeting dismissed.

Vaggie: uh, does this mean we can go home?- gets glared at .....okay sits back down like a scolded kid as she thinks about wtf jsut happened

Vaggie to herself in a defeated tone:.....she never told me how to see how many souls I own.....how many people owe me favors?

Proceeds to try and calculate and count on her fingers and Alastor watches in amusement, after sending off frank, and Rosie watches slightly concerned as to wtf her friend did to this teenage child....and maybe also finding it a bit funny

Part 2 | Part 3(here!) | Part 4

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel au #hazbin hotel vaggie #accidental overlord vaggie au #hazbin hotel alastor #Hazbin hotel carmilla #hazbin hotel velvette #Hazbin hotel overlords #Hazbin hotel rosie #This is the closest to the episode since I had to re watch the meeting scene to write it

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the-traveling-poet · 5 months

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hello!! may i ask something based on a recent dream :) levi ackerman x reader in the end of the war, that scene when he's seeing all his dead friends ect... and the reader is a cadet who tought he died, and as soon them see levi and know the war is over they go like "would you marry me?" in a blunt way, just spiting the words like nothin' bc of the shock 😭 ty!!! eng is not my first language so sorry 4 any errors :)))))

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As the war came to an end, Levi could finally find the time to just sit and rest; alone and unbothered.

Or at least, he had dared to assume so.

As if he didn’t have enough racing through his exhausted mind, having you plop down beside him and spout off your feelings gives him even more to think about.

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Pairings: Levi x Cadet!Reader

Warnings: Finale spoilers, language

taglist: @21aurora @deepzombieyouth @braunsbabe

If you’d like added to the taglist for oneshots, drabbles, and headcannons; just DM me :)

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A/N: Absolutely anon! Writing fics of the finale has been a sort of cure for the depression the ep caused for me :)

As always if anything written doesn’t fit your preferences, I’ll happily rewrite!

Enjoy ~

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As the air cleared of smoke and dust, you were finally able to take in deep breaths to fill your aching lungs. It burned, sure, but at this point the burn was welcoming. It distracted you, if only for a moment, of the way your joints ached and groaned with overexertion and slowed the racing of your mind.

Picking yourself back up, you looked around your immediate surroundings with weary eyes. You’d made it. Against all odds, you’d survived.

I’m alive?

I’m alive….

I’m…alive.

Nothing but that train of thought kept you sane as you walked sluggishly among the rubble from the war. Unconsciously you registered movement all around you, but really you never saw a thing. The shock of being alive was what powered every step you took. Where were you going? You really hadn’t the faintest idea. Still trapped in a daze you could only think of one thing.

I made it out alive…

Just as suddenly as you had started, you stopped dead in your tracks near a particularly large boulder marring the ground.

I’m alive…but what about him?

With newfound purpose you picked back up your pace and squinted your eyes to peer at every shape you saw moving about the hazy war zone.

Seeing someone slump to the ground a ways ahead of you, you drug your feet in that direction. Seeing a familiar tuff of inky black hair, you sighed in relief just behind him. Before he could turn over his shoulder to peer at you with his one good eye, you’d already plopped yourself down at his side with a grunt.

“Levi,” you grunted tiredly.

He merely shot you a look out of the corner of his eye, too tired to even face you.

“Brat.”

Snorting a breath through your nose in place of a laugh, you rested your head against the bounder at both your backs. Looking him over quickly, you grinned.

“You look like shit.”

“Yeah? Could say the same for you, but that’s not entierly true.”

You stared at him inquisitively, waiting for him to answer. Realizing you were staring, he let out an exasperated sigh.

“I’ve never seen a titan as ugly as yours. Glad you’re back to being human.”

“Damn Cap, that’s rude.” You broke out in a quick laugh. Thinking it over for only half a second, if that, you stretched out on the ground and slid your head over onto his shoulder. He flinched at first, but lacked the physical or mental energy necessary to shove you off.

A moment of silence overcame the two of you while you fiddled with your shirt sleeves, watching Levi out of the corner of your eye as he merely stared off into space.

“That boulder kinda looks like a sheep, from a distance,” you suddenly blurted out. Again Levi sighed, finally looking over at you once again.

“We just saved the damn world. Would it kill you to sit in silence to enjoy it for a moment?” He asked tiredly.

“Yeah…Yeah it would,” you reply quietly. “Silence is great and all, but after everything today, I just want company. For awhile. Hell, maybe forever.”

Levi raised a brow, turning back to stare off at the cloudy horizon as he contemplated your words. Indeed after everything, being left alone sounded far worse than getting up and moving on. So for now, he allowed it.

You both knew he didn’t detest your presence. For years now, you’d both come to rely on one another, in one way or another. To have you alive and well at his side through it all was something Levi considered a blessing. Even if you liked to talk far more often than he did. It was amusing for the both of you.

“Yknow, Levi…” You trailed off, looking up at him from his shoulder. “We’ve fought so hard, and for so long. We deserve some peace and tranquility.”

“I had that before you started yapping.” Levi scoffed, but only half heartedly.

“I’ve been thinking…” you trailed off, completely ignoring his comment.

“That’s a first. I suppose you’re gonna tell me all about it, too.”

“I am,” you replied cheerfully, lifting your head to look him dead in the eye. “Yknow, we’re one of the few original Scouts left. We should get married. Run off into the sunset. Start a new life.”

Levi nearly choked on his own spit. As it was, his eyes went comically wide and a slight blush adorned what of his face you could see through the bandages.

“M-married?” he managed to choke out.

“Yeah, married. I could be your wife, you could be my husband. So what do you say? You wanna get married when we get back?” you asked with a grin, reaching out to ruffle his hair playfully.

Levi stared at you as though you’d suddenly transformed into a titan again, eyes wide and lips slightly parted in surprise. After a brief moment he managed to compose himself, clearing his throat and nervously looking away.

“You’re skipping a few parts, brat. You don’t just ask someone to marry you right off the bat like that.”

“Well I may not have a ring right now, but why not? We’ve known eachother for years; we can count that as dating. We’ve lived together both in HQ and while on the run; we can count that as engagement.” You rattled off lightheartedly. But with the look in your eyes mirroring his, you both secretly knew you meant every word you spoke.

Surprisingly, Levi seemed to be considering your question. As he mulled it over, you took the time to really admire his features as you wondered what he could possibly be thinking at this moment. Finally, he daringly met your eye once more. Nearly holding your breath in anticipation, you blushed at the sight of a small smirk starting to adorn his lips.

“Firstly; traditionally, I should be asking you that question. Secondly; your boldness never ceases to surprise me, brat. Even after all this time. But I suppose it’s endearing in some weird, fucked up way. Thirdly…I’ll think about it, Y/N.”

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megamindsecretlair · 3 months

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Get To Know Me Tag Game

Thank you for the tag @nerdieforpedro 😚 for anyone who cares, here's a bit about me! 🥹

General rule: I may overshare in dms and authors notes sometimes but Im generally a private person 🤣 to the point Ive lost friends over it. ive been working with my coworkers for 3 years and they dont know shit about me 🤣 I juss really love yall and feel safe with yall so here we go!

1. Were you named after anyone?

No. My mom didnt want our names to announce who we were on applications so we all got regular smegular names. My name is of Irish origin so my yt folks customer service voice got ppl thinkin I have red hair. I mean....technically yes but its buried under my braids 🤣

2. When was the last time you cried?

At the end of The Marvels. The first end credit had me in real, actual tears. On a more serious note, I last cried before my grandma died. Yall, its fn hard being a caretaker. I was not built Ford Tuff.

3. Do you have kids?

*ahem* 🗣🗣 fuck no! 🤣🤣🤣 I dont even have nieces or nephews. Kids make me nervous and Im pretty sure they can smell the fear on me. 🤣

4. What sports do you play/ have you played?

I played basketball and softball in HS. I love and miss softball all the time even though my big behind HATES running.

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Sarcasm is one of my love languages. I put that shit on everything 🤣 Physical Touch is my main one since we sharing.

6. What is the first thing you notice about people?

Ooof, tough. Depends. Some quirk like glasses, lisp, moles. How they walk/talk, the way they laugh. I am a lurker by trade. Overly shy kid and writer by nature will do that to ya.

7. What is your eye color?

Dark brown. When that sun hits 🫠🫠🫦

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

I am a HUGE scaredy cat. I dont do scary movies nothin! Happy endings over here! 🤸🏽‍♀️ I will enjoy a thriller but only behind my hands and mostly starring Matthew Lillard.

9. Any talents?

.....no? I have a bunch of useless knowledge or trivia that no one asked for but ya gonna get 🤣 . Juss realized writing is considered a talent 😭 so that too 🤣

10. Where were you born?

US, West Coast baybeee

11. What are your hobbies?

Obvs, writing. Reading, sewing, cons, tarot, tv, listening to music, video games (xbox, switch, PC girlie) , Marvel. Marvel is a hobby. I will talk your ear off. That is both a threat and a promise 😚

12. Do you have any pets?

I have two gorgeous Boston Terriers who run me into the ground every day. Idk why my mom thought two was okay 🫠🫠 my Black ass tide 🥲 👏🏽

13. How tall are you?

Fun sized 5'3 and a half 👏🏽👏🏽🤣 pear shaped. I got ass for days but in the itty bitty titty committee. 😭😭😭😭😭

14. Favorite subject in high school?

Definitely English. My English teacher was so fine 🥲🥲 thats not WHY it was my fave but can ya blame me 😩 I loved reading the books but I hated the themes they shoved down our throats. What if that wasnt MY interpretation of the book??? Hmmm? Some faves include: Their Eyes Were Watching God (Teacake 🥵🥵🥵), Brave New World, Bright Lights Big City (probably where my love of second person is from) , Bronx Masquerade, and The Outsiders. And FUCK the Great Gatsby. If I hear about that damn green light one 👏🏽 mo 👏🏽 fn 👏🏽 time 👏🏽😩😡 and FUCK Of Mice and Men, he aint have to do all that in the end. And DOUBLE FUCK I Know Why the Caged Bird sings. Turned my stomach when she described the SA. Lemme stop 🥴

15. Dream Job?

Writer. I will publish, I will be successful, and I will live the life I want. I claim it 😩 on my Octavia Butler, NK Jemisin, Danielle Allen shit 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Whew! That was fun 😭🤣

No pressure tags: @mybonafidefeelings @bratzmaraj @braverthanthenewworld @multiversefanfics @chaos-4baby @westside-rot @saturn-rings-writes @notapradagurl7 @wide-nose-and-wonderful @blowmymbackout @blackerthings @harmshake @targaryenvampireslayer and who wants to do one. I love learning bout my moots.

#megaminds tag game #get to know me tag game #get to know megamind #im funny sometimes #chronically online emo kid #dass me #i dont cry that often #nothing against it #i juss hate how puffy my face gets #my forehead big because im a people watcher 😭#glasses wearer too #tag game #tumblr tag game #know your moots #join in #i love learning bout folks

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look-how-they-massacred-them · 6 months

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Cordelia Chase

Submission reason:

ok SO. In buffy her arc is cool and good and she has this incredible arc in the first 3 seasons of angel where she goes from this vapid selfish popular girl to someone really empathetic and driven to help others—and THEN in season four, she gets secretly possessed by a demon for the entire season causing her to do all kinds of batshit illogical s tuff like murdering another beloved character and SLEEPING WITH ANGEL’S SON WHO IS LIKE 18 (Cordy is mid/late 20s at this point), BEHAVING REALLY CREEPILY TOWARDS HIM IN GENERAL, AND THEN SHE GETS PRENGANT WITH AN EVIL DEMON BABY AND WHEN SHE GIVES BIRTH SHE DIES. JUST FUCKIN DIES. Anyway this is one of the prime examples of joss whedon being a shithead to his female characters (he also was terribly abusive to the actress)

She had this incredible growth arc where she went from being vapid to heroic but then just as she was fully realized as a hero, she suddenly became a villain and seduced her love interest's teenage son, impregnated with a demon baby, and then ends up in a coma until she dies.

"oh dear god. explaining the plot of angel season 4 is neither simple nor enjoyable on my part but i'm about to do my level best. Cordy was one of the show's main characters from episode one, after already being a a major character in its parent show Buffy for three seasons. She was a vital member of Angel's cast and often acted as the heart of the group and really grew as a person over the course of the first three seasons. Then in season 4 all of that got thrown out the window and she spent most of her screen time being possessed by an evil higher power and acting as the season's main villain. While possessed she has sex with the main character's son (who BY THE WAY in the previous season she was helping to raise as a baby (he got kidnapped to another dimension where time runs faster than in ours and grew up into an 18 year old in like a month of normal world time. don't worry about it)) which aside from being super gross and weird and uncomfortable also meant she spent a significant amount of time in a love triangle with the main character and his son. which is one of the worst sentences ever devised perhaps. She then got mystical pregnant with their baby, which was actually the ""final form"" or some shit of the evil higher power possessing her, and giving birth to this evil higher power sent her into a coma which she spent the first half of season 5 in before coming back for one episode and then immediately dying. and also to add insult to injury the show proceeds to act like she never existed and wasn't, y'know, a core part of the main cast who was loved and cared about by the other main characters. and also to add even more insult to even more injury she'd already had 2 previous mystical pregnancy storylines in the show by the time season 4 rolled around. and also for context this whole godforsaken plot was written primarily out of spite because the show's creator was angry at the actress for getting pregnant"

Turned evil without explanation, given terrible wardrobe, storyline where she has sex with someone who was a pseudo-son to her/the son of her love interest, became pregnant as a result, was put into a coma as a result of giving birth, and then was killed off.

she was a strong woman of agency who suddenly needed to be saved/needed a man to do everything for her and then got killed off

Ohhh boy ok. She starts off as classic mean girl, then gets an amazing growth arc where she finds friendship and purpose and becomes a kind and heroic person, the emotional heart of the show. Then in season four Charisma Carpenter got pregnant and was slowly and painfully written off the show in the most humiliating and character assassinating way possible. (Also she experienced a lot of unpleasant stuff please google it). But basically (spoilers ahead) she is body-jacked by an evil goddess, has sex with the son of the guy she was previously being set up to fall in love with, gets mystically pregnant, then falls into a coma when she gives birth. She is then included in one episode of season 5 which is nice and gives her some more respect, only to kill her off at the end. One of the worst and most misogynistic treatments of a fantastic female character. Sorry this got so long it makes me genuinely angry.

Propaganda:

tl;dr Cordelia is a hilarious, fascinating and beloved character from buffy, who in the sequel series has an incredible arc that gets totally cut short by sexist and nonsensical writing decisions

The demon baby plotline was added as retribution against the actress for getting pregnant (on purpose) and refusing to get an abortion, which Joss Whedon actually asked her to do.

https://www.tvguide.com/news/features/angel-anniversary-cordelia-chase/ Article about how cordy (and basically all the other female characters in this show) got fucked over - worth a read if you have time

The reason this happened was because the show's creator was mad at the actress for becoming pregnant. He even told her she should get an abortion. When she didn't, he destroyed her character and then killed her off.

j*ss wh*don fucking sucks and he massacres all his female characters (i could write individual submissions for five other characters on btvs alone)

Look she has to win this. Just google it please. She deserves the world and she got nothing but shit.

#look how they massacred them poll #look how they massacred my girl #cordelia chase #buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #propaganda post

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smila-mac · 5 months

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So as we know Soda dies in the Vietnam war, Steve comes back and is broken but here is how I think the rest of the gang reacts

Ponyboy: I wholeheartedly believe that Ponyboy is so severely depressed after this. Refuses at all to let Darry let go of ANYTHING to do with Soda

“Why did you bin this spoon?”

“It’s useless, it’s literally bent so far beyond use..?”

“SODA DONE THAT YOU CANT GET RID OF IT!”

Anytime he gets Mail he hopes that it’s Soda writing to him, he also re-reads that letter Dally delivered to him that day in the church. He literally can’t sleep in the bed anymore because he will turn around to hug him and he isn’t there. He can’t look at sunsets without breaking down into tears, the two people he could talk to about it are dead, in everything he sees, he somehow connects it to soda. “What would soda think?” “Soda would think that’s tuff” “could you imagine if soda saw that?” . Ponyboy doesn’t see Steve the same for a whileIn his mind Steve let soda die and he literally won’t forgive Steve for about a year and a half before Steve just tells him the full story one day and pony realises it wasn’t his fault

Darry: Darry finds it even harder to connect to Pony after this, after soda dies pony is depressed and Darry just can’t communicate with Pony anymore. He has the jacket that Soda wore to court the day Johnny was on trial and Darry still speaks to it when he’s struggling with Pony. Like if Pony is having a particularly bad depressive episode he just goes into his room, looks at the jacket and literally just talks about how hard it’s been without him there. He can sometimes hear Pony sleep talking in the other room, and every single time he says Sodas name, it breaks Darrys heart. I think after a while of Pony being depressed they manage to get out of it stronger than ever, like they are literally inseparable after this cause they only have each other. Sometimes Darry will call out for soda to help with the dishes and just feel really empty when he doesn’t respond.

“Ponyboy, help soda with the dish-..”

Ponyboy just hugs him when that happens

Steve: Steve literally is broken. Literally doesn’t speak a word for a few months, and after that, he only speaks very few words at a time. Steve’s parents don’t really care so Steve moved in to the Curtis home but he NEVER used anything soda did cause he thought he’d ruin it. It got to the point that he would literally eat out for every meal cause he accidentally used sodas favourite plate and felt super guilty. He has MAJOR trauma from the war, I think he literally saw soda die and whenever he sees an item of sodas clothes he just can’t deal with it and has to take a minute. He looses his shit whenever Pony wears one of sodas old shirts

“What are you wearing?”

“Sodas old V neck”

“You don’t fucking deserve to wear that”

I think it gets to the point that there is such a big divide between Steve and Pony that they fight each other to the point of near death before Darry and two bit interfere, and that’s the day Steve unloads about how soda died. After that I think he starts ti get better VERY SLOWLY. Finally after that I think it takes like a year or two for pony and Steve to finally start being friends. I think Steve sees all of what he loved about soda in little fragments in ponyboy and they start to talk, they weren’t nearly as close as soda and Steve but Steve felt better having that little bit of soda with him in pony

Two Bit: I think out of everyone in the gang two bit was closest to Darry, and closely followed by soda. It hit two bit hard seeing how everyone was so upset and he couldn’t fix it. He couldn’t crack a joke cause what was there to laugh about? I have a head canon that Soda was the only one who would watch Mickey Mouse with two bit, and now he just can’t watch it. No one knows how hard two bit took it because two bit always just smiled through everything, I think years later, like 20-30 years later Pony, Darry and Steve are talking about it over beers with two bit and then they, only then, find out how hard it was for him. The day that him and Darry found Steve and Pony beating each other up so bad to the point of near death was the day Two bit wasn’t himself anymore, I think he slowly stopped introducing himself as ‘two-bit Mathews’ and just started introducing himself as Matthew (i think he REALLY hates Keith) only pony, Darry, and Steve call him Two Bit

This was my first ever post!! I’d you have any constructive criticism it is always welcome! Thanks for reading <3

I’ll do a lighter post next time 😭

~ smila

#dallas winston #the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #sodapop curtis #darry curtis #two bit mathews #steve randle #johnny cade

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persondoingstuff · 6 months

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Alright first of all I’m a firm believer that Dally cares about the gang a lot more than he lets on, especially Johnny and Ponyboy.

"Get that sweat shirt off." He threw a towel at me. "Dry off and wait here. At least Johnny's got his jeans jacket. You ought to know better than to run away in just a sweat shirt, and a wet one at that. Don't you ever use your head?" He sounded so much like Darry that I stared at him.

He didn't notice, and left us sitting on the bed.

The fact that Dallas didn’t notice how brotherly he was being just proves that he cares about Pony

… and it was Two-Bit who did that. And Dally knew it. But he just took the sentence without battin’ an eye or even denyin’ it.

Dallas would rather he go to jail then someone in the gang. Dally would rather add to his record (not that he minded that, I think he was rather happy to add to it) then Two-Bit get a record or add to it.

“The president of course, stupid Its from Soda.”

Dally joking with Pony is my favorite thing

“…Kid, you ought to see Darry. He's takin' this mighty hard…”

This quote melts my heart in a way I cannot describe

"You sure can cuss good, Dally."

"Sure can," Dally agreed wholeheartedly, proud of his vocabulary. "But don't you kids get to pickin' up my bad habits.”

He gave me a hard rub on the head. "Kid, I swear it don't look like you with your hair all out off. It used to look tuff: You and Soda had the coolest-lookin' hair in town."

"I know," I said sourly. "I look lousy, but don't rub it in."

Dallas (as bad of an example as he is) wants to make sure Johnny and Ponyboy don’t end up like him, he’s just looking out for them.

Also Dally giving a compliment?! But also Dally teasing Pony and giving him shit in a friendly way :)

“…Take it easy, I don’t want you gettin’ sick on me…”

When they were at Dairy Queen and Johnny and Ponyboy were eating so fast that Dally go my worried they would throw up (what a good big brother)

When the church was burning Dally yelled at Johnny and Pony to forget about the kids and get out of there. He was so worried about his family the gang

Dally's eyes were closed, but when I spoke he had tried to grin and had told me that if I ever did a stupid thing like that again he'd beat the tar out of me.

If he’s smiling he’s not that mad (there’s his soft spot for Pony showing)

I am fully convinced that the leather jacket Dally gave Ponyboy became his favorite jacket, especially after he died. Anytime it got a bit chilly outside Pony would put it on and remember how his buddy saved him

Dally was grinning at me. "Kid, you scared the devil outa me the other day. I thought I'd killed you"

"Me?" I said, puzzled. "Why?"

"When you jumped out of the church. I meant to hit you just hard enough to knock you down and put out the fire, but when you dropped like a ton of lead I thought Id aimed too high and broke your neck." He thought for a minute. "I'm glad I didn't, though."

Dally’s happy that he didn’t kill Pony (his second favorite member of the gang)

Second thing, Two-Bit is also a big brother figure to Ponyboy and Johnny and best friends with everyone. Also a little bit of Steve caring for Ponyboy

“The boys are worried," Dally said in a materie voice. "Two-Bit was going to Texas to hunt for you”

Two-Bit was so worried about them that he would drop everything and go looking for Pony and Johnny (he cares so much about Pony, they’re best friends)

"Hey, Ponyboy," he cried gleefully, "long time no see.” You would have thought it had been five years instead of five days since I'd seen him last, but I didn't mind.

He was so excited to be reunited with his best friend :)

Two-Bit said, cleaning the egg up off the floor.

Two-Bit, who was scraping the egg off the clock, turned to stare at me.

What a nice friend, cleaning up after he made Pony drop the eggs.

Head cannon: Darry made a rule in the house that if you make a mess in the house you have to clean it up and is extra strict with it on Two-Bit (Darry was not about to let Two-Bit make his house messy)

No wonder he stayed overnight at Two-Bits or at our house.

Two-Bit offered his house to Johnny (big brother behavior) one time when it was cold outside, Johnny insisted he would be fine sleeping in the lot, but Two-Bit dragged Johnny to his house for the night. Johnny’s been using it as a place to sleep from then on

Two-Bit was looking down at me worriedly. “You feel okay? You're awful hot."

"All right," Two-Bit said reluctantly. "But Darryll kill me if you're really sick and go ahead and fight anyway"

Big brother Two-Bit who’s concerned about Ponyboy

It did, but it also got Two-Bit and Soda, jailed once. They were doing midair flips down a downtown sidewalk, walking on their hands, and otherwise disturbing the public and the police.

Bestie Soda and Two-Bit doing gymnastics down the street together. Also friends who get jailed together stay together

Two-Bit came blubberin' over here with some tale how you were running a fever before the rumble and how it was all his fault you were sick. He was pretty torn up that night,"

Big brother Two-Bit who was guilty over the fact that Pony got sick after the rumble

"Was it very bad?" Two-Bit questioned. He knew the whole story, and having never dreamed about anything but blondes, he was interested.

Bestie Two-Bit who knows all the tea

“I’ll baby-sit him," Two-Bit said, ducking as I took a swing at him.

‘Having nothing better to do’ or an excuse to spend the day with your best bud, what’s the difference

"Steve and me were backing you, but I guess we didn't need to. You'd have really cut them up, huh?"

Steve and Two-Bit were ready to throw hands all cause Pony looked like he was in danger (Steve really does care about his best buddy’s kid brother)

“How do you like bein' a hero, big shot?"

Steve teasing Ponyboy :)

Also in the beginning of the book right after Ponyboy gets jumped and Steve asks what he was doing walking on his lonesome, Ponyboy takes that as “oh this guy is just getting on my back” but I take it as Steve showing his worry in a non-traditional way.

Johnny is so madly in love with Pony it’s crazy

"you must have put my legs to sleep. I can't even stand up. I barely got off that train."

"I'm sorry. Why didn't you wake me up?"

“That okay. I didn’t want to wake you up until I had to.”

Johnny would rather his legs fall asleep than Pony be tired (he’s such a caring boyfriend)

I push off Johnny’s jean jacket,

Ponyboy said that the church was cold, so it must be cold outside, and Johnny would rather himself be cold than Pony

I put my arm across his shoulders to warm him up.

Just to warm him up, mhmm definitely

I held him like Soda had held him the day we found him lying in the lot.

First of all, Ponyboy looks up to Soda so much (I’ll get into that in the next section) but also comforting Johnny in a way he knows will calm him down

“It ain't fair for Ponyboy to about have to stay up in that church with Darry and Soda worryin' about him all the time.”

Johnny doesn’t want his bf’s family to worry :(

…He wants to see you”

Dally says this to Ponyboy while they’re driving to the hospital and it’s so heartbreaking that the last people Johnny wants to see are the two people he cherishes most

Also in Johnny’s letter that he left in home with the wind he mentions Dallas three times, he wanted his final requested to come from Pony probably because Johnny knew that out of everyone Dally would listen to Ponyboy the best

Lastly, Pony loves this brothers and admires Soda so much

I wonder what Darry and Sodapop are doing now, I thought, yawning. Soda had the whole bed to himself for once. I bet Darry's sorry he ever hit me.

After waking up in the church, his first thoughts are his brothers. Also Ponyboy knows that Darry is sorry and that just makes me feel bad for Darry

it was my pride. It was long and silky, just like Soda's, only a little redder.

Comparing himself to Soda part 1

My hair was even He always lighter than Sodapop's.

Comparing himself to Soda part 2

"Oh, Pony, I thought we'd lost you ... like we did Mom and Dad.. "

Darry just wanted the best for Pony. Dary was so scared of losing Pony, that's why he yelled, he wasn't angry, he was just scared. Darry's biggest fear is losing another peron, so he must have worried so much about Pony :(

Darry was rubbing the back of my head softly.

Soft bro Darry moment (I live for this)

I wiggled out from under his arm and pulled the blanket up over him,

Headcannon: Soda missed sharing a bed with Ponyboy and got used to throwing an arm over him. Also Pony is such a thoughtful brother

He grinned one of his rare grins.

DARRY SMILING AT PONYBOY

"Listen, Soda, you and Ponyboy," Darry said as we strode down the street, "if the fuzz show, you two beat it out of there. The rest of us can only get jailed. You two can get sent to a boys' home."

Protective Darry (I live for this too)

He’s going somewhere. And I was going to be like him.

Ponyboy looking up to Darry is so sweet cause as much as Ponyboy has said that he does really like his oldest brother, he truely does because you don’t look up to people you genuinely don’t like

I could tell Darry realized this too, and although he was proud, I also knew he was worried. Shoot, I thought, I'll fight so good this time he won't ever worry about me again. I'll show him that someone besides Sodapop can use his head.

Pony wanting to prove himself to Darry. Also Darry being proud of Ponyboy :)

"You kept asking for me and Soda. Sometimes for Mom and Dad, too. But mostly for Soda." Something in his tone of voice made me look at him. Mostly for Soda. Did I ask for Darry at all, or was he just saying that?

Ponyboy being worried that he hurt Darry’s feeling by not calling out for him melts and breaks my heart because this is a point where Pony and Darry’s relationship is on the path to getting fixed and Ponyboy is worried that he only called for Soda. And by only calling for Soda might show Darry that Pony still doesn’t like Darry all that much, but by calling out to Darry, it shows Pony loves his brother (idk if this made sense (I’m slightly delirious writing this))

"Yeah, sure," he said, looking at me strangely. "You asked for him and me both. Sometimes Mom and Dad. And for Johnny."

"Oh. I thought maybe I didn't ask for Darry. It was bugging me.”

Poor boy just needed that confirmation from another person that he actually did call out for Darry :( also calling out for his best friend (boyfriend)

“…Darry is a good guardian; he makes me study and knows knows where I am and who I'm with all the time. I mean, we don't get along so great sometimes, but he keeps me out ust de touble, or did…”

PONY KNOWS DARRY CARES AND WANTS THE BEST FOR HIM

"Maybe you can be a little neater, huh, little buddy?" He'd never called me that before. Soda was the only one he ever called "little buddy."

"Sure," I said, "I'll be more careful."

PROGRESS PEOPLE PROGRESS (also Darry showing his affection to Pony in his own way)

"Race you," I challenged, leaping up.

I guess I was still out of shape, because we all three tied. No. I guess we all just wanted to stay together.

This brotherly moment makes me smile everyone I look at it

This book makes me very happy, hope you enjoyed and have a good rest of your day

#the outsiders ponyboy #the outsiders dally #the outsiders darry #the outsiders sodapop #the outsiders johnny #the outsiders two bit #the outsiders steve #the outsiders #the outsiders book #book quotes #they all love each other #brotherly moments

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rainbowresurrection · 6 months

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The thing I find lame about SNW is that they "lean into" Spock's human half. Ohhhhh oo-hoo-hooooo look at me! I'm a writer who wants to put my goofy ass spin on Mr. Spock!

But then they want to call it a canon prequel to the ORIGINAL? Like canon. To the original. I don't buy it. Canon to the OG where Spock is literally disgusted and ashamed of his human half and has spent his ENTIRE life hiding it? Like the entire time, that includes the time in which SNW supposedly takes place? And the T'Pring shit I can't even bring myself to talk about because it deviates so far from canon? A one-off character they just brought back to make Spock seem less fucking gay?

Hoh look a musical episode! Wow! It's camp get it??? Camp?? Cuz the original was campy?? Except Spock is straightwashed so they managed to make camp heterocentric so what are they doing and what was the point? Who the hell is this supposed to be for?

What. Were. They. Thinking. I'm going insane. Episode where SPOCK becomes HUMAN? Episode where they SPLIT the MIXED RACE character who was written as MIXED RACE in the SIXTIES! I dare them to write a goofy episode where Oops! I turn Full Native and see how quirky and racially sensitive it is. Hoho so fun and goofy!

No I cannot overlook these transgressions. I want as many people as possible to know that I'm disgusted and to feel vindicated in knowing that they aren't the only one. I'm so sorry fellow mixed race queers. We deserve better from a "Star Trek show". And Spock as a character deserves so much more respect than he's ever given in reboot writing. A kid with a Spock action figure could conjure up a superior narrative.

I haven't been this angry since AOS (straight Spock [x2] White Khan [x1] mental diarrhea [x1000]).

There's so many types of Star Trek Show at this point that there is bound to be some contention over what is the "right vibe" and what is sacrilege but whatever the fuck SNW and AOS is dishing out is just sooooo far removed from everything I found appealing about Star Trek. Oooo big het guys do tuff stuff but never in a gay way (maybe throw a qweer in the background so people can't call out lack of rep) and also the enterprise looks like a migraine and maybe there's some explosions oooooooo [has a stroke and fucking dies]

#snw hate #tagging so maybe then people wont come for me and just say Im being mean #my concerns are legit its ok to be mad about shit #aos hate #aos has haunted me for like 12 years.#the crazy part is that I am Not a star trek purist i just genuinely expect more out of these reboots and h8 the directions they took #rant #long rant #venting #you know what there was a fan series my trekkie uncle showed me that was so much more respectful in its writing than this contrived bullshi #it was called Star Trek Continues #thats a vibe I can fucking get behind because at least they respected the damn source material #kirk and Spock were fucking great in that im serious

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ghoulofmydreams · 7 months

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Every episode of Kirby Right Back at Ya Ever

Tiff: hm kirby looks like king dedede is up to something hmmm

Tuff: Yea and I hope he dies

Kirby: poyo :D

*in castle dedede*

NME guy: heyyy you guys you wanna sell your bodies for crude oil? it'll be so cool and hot your thickliness

King Dedede: HELL YES. ILL SELL MY BODY FOR OIL TO KILL THAT PINK FUCKING BASTARD

Escargoon: ohhhh sireeeee

Ddd: SHUT THE FUCK UP ESCARGOON

Escargoon: sire did you know that you're a fat fuck. a fat little pig. are you gonna squeal for me? huh? you fatty pig. I wish you would let me inside you.

Metaknight: hm I think there's something weird happening

*in town*

tiff: holy shit what's going on

town person: WE'RE ADDICTED TO OIL

tiff: king dedede did this >:0

kirby: poyo :)

tokkori: boy i hope you die

the oil monster: *THE OIL MONSTER*

tiff: kirby!! suck it up!

kirby: :○○====

tuff : what the heck!!!

metaknight: he is now oil kirby!!!

*dedede rolls up in his sick whip*

ddd: WHAT THE HELL MY OIL MONSTER. I WILL SHED GREAT TEARS OF SORROW NOW *the oil monsters corpse has a last minute movement and knocks him into the castle

the oil monster: *DEAD*

escargoon: well. looks like it's the glue factory for me :/

kirby amd tiff: :D yayyy yipppie!!!

#hi

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unohanabbygirl · 8 months

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I have a feeling Daemon is about to be so fucking insane 😭 He loves Luke so so so much. I’m so glad you didn’t make him be like “Whatever” towards Luke, cause he literally waged war immediately after our babies death. And he was the one to kill both the mfs who killed him before falling to his death. Daemon is the NUMBER ONEEEE Lucerys defender (aside from Rhaenyra cause she’s on top, she breaks the scale) because he’s been doing that shit since before they all died

Daemon’s love for Luke isn’t nearly as talked about as it should be because he literally killed to avenge him without the slightest hesitation. Not even going for Aemond or Aegon but for a defenseless child because that’s exactly what Luke was. A boy with a baby dragon who came as an envoy. Let’s not even get into how Daemon knew better than anyone how close Luke was to Rhaenyra’s heart. That alone was enough to for him to say fuck all this talk of making peace.

He’s always loved the Velaryon boys to pieces so it only makes sense for him to be worried when it comes to Luke’s background and mental state. He’s good at reading people so from the first time they met he could tell the kid had experienced some tuff times.

I also liked to add in that Daemon hates child predators and r*pist above all else. So when the time comes he’ll happily revert back to his city watch commander days and start chopping some wee wee’s off.

#asks

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davidshawswife · 2 years

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Die first

Long time no see guys. Lol. Yeah I don't really know what to say so yeah. Thanks to @daveysangelsposts for requesting this fic, sorry it's so late babes. I kept forgetting it existed. But It's here now so let's not dwell on the past. Hope ya'll enjoy. Also David would play with puppies. Idgaf if he's and alpha tuff guy Davey would play with puppies smiling as he did so to.

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"hey, Davey." Angel entered the kitchen. Grin spread wide on their face.

David smiled at the look on his mates face. "hi, Angel." The shifter walked up to his mate. Pulling them close to his chest. And just holding them. Their cheek against his chest. His arms around their waist.

Angel sighed with contentment. "Are you cooking?"

"No. I'm playing with puppies." the sarcasm rolled of his tongue.

They laughed "I'd love to see you play with puppies. You would look adorable."

The shifter groaned. Mumbling under his breath. "Jesus Christ."

"I am an alpha. I do not look adorable. You menace." David scowled at his mate as they walked way. Shit eating grin plastered on their face as they laughed.

Angel walked over to the piano. They and David bought it a while back. After he heard them play the piano at the vacation house the pack stayed in. And to say Angel took advantage of it was an understatement.

David stared at his mate lovingly as they started to play the chords of the song.

"you're all I ever wanted." They had the voice of an angel ( authors note: *snorts* no pun intended. well actually kinda intended, it's such an eh thing to say but I just have to leave this here.)

"so how come I'm so haunted by the thoughts inside my head?"

what are they on about?

"you love me... but no matter what you say there's only one of two ways that this is gonna end."

What?

"someone dies or someone gets hurt... but if one of us dies." David heard a sharp intake of breath.

something's wrong

he heard his mate still singing. Only out of breath. They're voice cracking as they sang.

shit

"I don't wanna live without you..." their voice was trembling.

"I don't wanna ever learn... how to-" a sob broke lose from their chest "how to fall asleep without you." they kept playing. Their tears falling to the piano. They're voice shaking. Lungs burning. Trying their hardest to breathe.

"Angel... what's wrong baby?" David sank to his knees beside them. Placing a hand on their thigh. The other to their shoulder.

"tell me what's worse.. lose-" they took in a sharp intake of air "no-no-no. please. god. no-." they panicked.

''hey.. fuck. angel, I'm here. you're safe. I'm here." the shifter stood. Picking up his mate. Placing them on his lap. Holding them close. One arm around their waist. The other cradling the back of Angels head. As they sobbed incoherent words to his chest.

David whispered "Angel. it's okay. I'm here. you're safe. I won't let anything happen to you."

"I don't- I don't wanna lose you... now or later. it doesn't matter. I don't wanna lose you, Davey." their chest heaving from the weight of their sobs.

"you are not gonna lose me angel.... I love you, I'm not going anywhere." the shifter whispered "tell me what's wrong baby..."

"if one of us die-" their breathing became more rapid again. Their lungs burning. Sight becoming foggy.

"Angel focus. listen to my voice. feel my arms around you."

What the hell happened to them?

"deep breaths come on. In-" they inhaled "Out-" they exhaled.

"good, yeah. keep going." the shifter listened to his mates breathing growing more steady. Rubbing small shapes on their thigh in attempt to calm them down.

"The song I was playing reminded me of you..... and then I thought of everything that happened a few months ago with the-" they took a sharp intake of air wincing as they did. David nodded letting them know he understood. They didn't need to say more.

They sniffed "I thought I was going to lose you and.... that terrified me Davey... I don't know what I would do without you..."

"I love you, angel. You're not gonna lose me. Never."

"I love you too Davey.... The food is burning by the way, might wanna check on that." they laughed into David's chest as he groaned.

The shifter lifted Angel of his lap. Getting up to fix the burning mess in their kitchen. "keep playing.. please."

Angel readjusted themselves continuing where they left off. "if one of us dies... I hope I die first."

"the fuck you will." David mumbled entering the kitchen.

#redacted asmr #redacted david #redacted angel #david shaw #redacted verse #redacted #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted erik #this took so long #longer than usual #thats what she said #anyway hope you like it!#let me know if you have a request dor something you want me to write #that was a really long tag

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neeruwu · 1 year

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hidekane brainrot bUT

Hide being quinx test subject 0, Marude used that to keep Hide alive after his way too passionate makeout sesh with Kaneki

Subject 0 stayed in a coma, but his wounds did heal. The first month or so, Hide had similar symptoms to the rc cell disease, and everyone was starting to give up hope for the project, but soon the symptoms started to go away and he was left a quinx in a coma.

Then Haise got approved for field work, getting the quinx assigned as his squad. After their first few missions together, Hide started waking up. Shirazu was the first to see him. When he went to say hello to Haru, he accidentally walked into Hide's room. The only words exchanged were "Shit, wrong room! Sorry man"

The second person to see Hide was Urie. No words were exchanged, as they met during one of Urie's surgeries. Hide was getting his own check-up and Urie saw the scars all over his body and face, assuming it was a human investigator with a weird scent.

Haise never actually saw Hide. They'd pass eachother in the hallways, Haise would pick up a familiar scent that made his heart ache and his hands tremble, the monster inside him screaming louder than ever before. But by the time he turned around, all he saw was a tuff of blonde hair disappearing behind the corner.

Marude had nothing to do with the quinx squad, aside from Hide, but it drove him absolutely up the wall whenever their teams would work on a case together and the ghouls would run away because Urie and Shirazu were arguing, Saiko was sleeping or Tooru was too afraid to do anything. They were uncoordinated, and none of them had the desire to listen to their squad leader, who was a lot stronger than he looked. So Marude just came over to Hide one day with a massive stack of papers.

"What?"

"The quinx are stupid. They need a brain."

"They have Kaneki."

"Your boyfriend is the dumbest one of them."

"Oh."

So when the quinx were woken up early one day and called in for a meeting, even Haise was surprised. As their leader, he should be in the loop about these things, but even he felt like a kid being scolded by the elders.

Marude told them that they needed better strategies, or all the resources were just wasted on a project destined to fail.

"You'll be mentored by Subject 0."

The room was heavy with silence. Everyone was told there was no Subject 0, that he died within 24 hours of his initial surgery. He was always used as an example of the risks they'd be taking if they joined the quinx squad. So why was he here? And why was he a young adult, Haise's age, looking perfectly happy and healthy. The strangest part about him, though, was that he was wearing a mask and no uniform.

After countless cases in which Hide was the brains but never the brawns, Haise decided to ask why he doesn't carry a quinque, since his kagune obviously never developed. Hide simply told him that he doesn't like them.

But when they found out, after a year of working with him, that he is in fact fully capable of using his kagune, and what his kagune could do, they all suddenly understood why he never used it.

Hide's kagune at first glance looked exactly like their leader Haise's. But when it's brought together above Hide, it forms a giant eye that screeches so loud everyone just blacks out and Hide is forced to fight alone against the ghouls left standing.

After two years of working together, Hide jokingly proposes overthrowing the CCG. It was at dinner, so everyone just stopped eating to look at him.

"It's just a joke! Unless..." He'd say with a wink

The third year is when things started to go to hell. Shirazu dies, Urie develops a kakuja, Tooru goes rogue, Haise remembers.

Kaneki remembers.

That was the hardest part for him. Having to come back home with everyone locked in their rooms all the time was one thing, but opening the door to an armful of sobbing Kaneki was another. For the rest of the day, the only words uttered were "I'm sorry." "It's okay."

And then Hide overthrows the CCG

#I am fighting my demons not to make this into another doujin #tokyo ghoul #hidekane #shiraurie #hideyoshi nagachika #haise sasaki #kaneki ken #quinx #brainrot #idea dump

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