#dirt anon

[hardkookiecookie]

Hello! Tell Us How You Feel About Dirt Boss Or Die.

#oh hey dirt anon we thought you died #dirt anon

[secret-smut-sideblog]

I desperately need more dom gale

Plssssss

ok since you asked so niceys 💕

this is a chapter of child of dawn that I ended up deleting, now just smut!!!

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Nose to the Grindstone

18+ yearning, urgent sex, dom/sub, restraint, oral (f!), face riding, fingering (f!), Gale being a freak (same), fucking in the dirttt

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Staying back at camp was a blessing if it was with her. Send everyone away, as far as he was concerned.

Aurum had been talked into resting for a few days, all of their companions voicing their concerns on how far she was pushing herself.

They had occupied themselves with small domestic tasks and the occasional nap between, laying in her tent together. It was heavenly. Body tingling with joy when she would settle into him, both tangled in warm limbs and veiled midday sun.

And, naturally, food. He would prepare small meals for them, learning more of her tastes through how voraciously she would eat.

Sitting on a log, she hummed happily around her mouthful. Legs bouncing in a little excited dance. His hands clenching into the bark to keep from closing the distance to kiss her.

"Gods, that was good." She sighed, setting aside her clean plate. Fingers smeared with sauce, heading towards her mouth.

Before his mind could speak to his body, he moved forward. Taking her hand by wrist, opening his lips. Tongue pulling her fingers.

He licked them clean slowly, lost in his task. Swirling each digit with care, lips pulling up off of them with a pop.

Only then did he catch up to his own actions, eyes darting up to hers. Cheeks heating in bone deep embarrassment. Considering picking a direction and just starting to walk. Never to be seen again.

Her eyes met his not in shock or disgust but half lidded, pupils blown. Her glowing chest heaving. A heat of entirely different means rising to her cheeks.

Her lightly parted lips did not scold him, and yet he needed to apologize. Pulling away quickly.

"Oh Gods I'm so sorry. I don't kn-"

Her retreating hand shot out, catching his wrist. Pulling him hard to her. Lips sliding into his with a smothered whimper of need.

His eyes rose into his head, lust taking command of his mind. Swimming with heat and haze. Her body pulling over his, pushing him back into a seat on the log. Thick thighs straddling around him.

He kissed her as ravenous as he felt, arms sliding up her thighs. Gripping two handfuls of her ass, forearms pushing into her lambs ear skin.

She mewled, arching her back. Rising onto knees, fully flush with him. Her twisting and pushing against him forcing a low moan out of his throat. Muffled against her need slick mouth, pulsing heaven into him.

A bow he hadn't even realized had been pulled so taut cracked the air inside him. Pulling her silken hair up in an angry handful, grabbing the hold of her hip and flipping her face down onto stomach. Their bodies sliding to the ground.

Her ass arched up into his hips, robe naturally pooling up around her waist. Hands bracing her with curled fingers next to her head. The heat coming off of her center making him delirious.

Pushing a hand down her back, he stared down in lustful wonder. The spread of her ass curving into waist was hypnotic, his wide hand pushing along her olive skin an unbelievable sight.

"Fuck," He breathed, leaning back to take her ass in his greedy hands again, the pull magnetic. Massaging the globes of flesh as his face met her center. Nose rubbing circles into her underclothes, breathing a deep pull of her sweet musk. The scent rising to the back of his skull, pushing a throb from his already straining cock.

Her hips pushed back in impatient thrusts, but he only braced their pushing with his forearms. No, he wasn't going to be rushed. He had waited far too long for her to not savor this.

His nose pushed teasing figure eights into the fabric. Pulling her hips higher to give him more access, his knee pushing her legs wider in two strikes.

She slid her legs out with a small shake of need, ass curling up obediently. Breathing out a little imploring whine.

"Patience, I won't leave you cold." He smiled, kissing down her back as he pulled back to the core of her. Where his learned mouth was meant to be seated. Pulling her underclothes to her knees in the same motion.

"By the Weave," He breathed, taking in the full sight of her. Mind addled with bristling lust again.

With one hand pushing her ass, the other circling around her thigh, palm sliding down to brace her lower belly, he dove on her cunt.

Her little tremors shook against his flat hand. Voice calling out in soft cries, sweet birdcall. He sild his hand further toward his mouth, already seeking to feel those little shakes again.

Tongue curling in slow laps against her clit, his hips rocked mindlessly into the ground. Surely ruining his trousers but he was far beyond caring. Only the taste of her cunt and the slick pulsing out, all for his seeking tongue, all that mattered. Tongue pulling it back into his mouth to swallow with a low groan.

The fingers sat just cresting above his mouth feeling every micro movement, every shake and pulse from her center.

He experimented with pulls and shapes of his tongue, the force of his lips. When he suctioned down around her clit, pulling his tongue in a slurping hollow wave, she shuddered hard. Chest pushing down into the dirt, a gasping moan pulling from deep in her throat.

His success spurning him on, he flipped onto back to get a better angle. Both arms hooking around her hips and pulling down. Hard.

Her belly rose as he latched back on, crying out on hands and knees. Hips trying to rise away, but he locked his arms around her, pulling back down to be flush with his hungry mouth. No, he was not quite ready to give up his meal.

Pulsing his tongue fast in that rewarding hollow wave, he suckled into a frenzy. Mouth emitting lewd popping and slurping sounds, mingling with the little keening whines and gasps that she graced him with. His hips bucking up entirely out of his control, belly wet with precum.

Releasing one hip, he pushed two fingers inside her in a curl. Other arm having to take up full strength as she squirmed up, pulling his mouth free of its desire.

"Down," He commanded sternly. Forearm barring across her hips, yanking her back to her seat.

"I'm going to suffocate you." She gasped out in protest.

Gods, he hoped so.

To reinforce his point, he thrusted his fingers in hard arches. Rubbing in pulses against that ribbed wall along her front. Mouth encircling her engorged clit again in fast twists of his tongue.

She moaned out two indignant cries before submitting, grinding down on his face. Pushing back onto knees, gripping his thighs behind her for support. Eliciting a snarl of approval from him.

He dug his heels in, the force of her hands spurning him to delirium. Fingers and mouth a dual, unrelenting force. Watching her from this new angle, the jut of her hip bones as she arched, the underside of her breasts and jaw. Thighs encircling his head, Gods he would die a happy man if she did smother him.

"Gale- please, slow down," She begged out between gasping breaths, the trembling of her hips telltale. "I'm - ugh fuck!" She cried out as he added another finger, buckling back forward. Catching herself on her belly.

He had no intention of slowing, slapping her ass in demand. Her little begging mewl of his name as she buried her face in the dirt sending him over.

He came up his belly, her cunt muffling his cry. Cock twitching hard as wrenching pleasure shot from his pelvis. Hips thrusting in fast pulses with the waves of euphoric heat. Rushing out in vicious contractions.

Her wide eyes stared down in shock at his release, then clenched shut hard. Head falling forward into a curl, face knitted in near pain. Hand clawing at the dirt, fast begging cries caught in her clenched shut jaw.

"Yes, yes," He urged against her, pulling back far enough to get a much needed breath. Latching on again and pulling with popping twists of his tongue.

Cursing out in Elvish she broke apart above him, a wave of velvet slick pushing out below his mouth. Opening his hold to lap up her cum greedily as it clenched out of her. So warm and thick like honey against his tongue. Panting out breaths as he gathered it into his mouth.

She was writhing in weak pulses, her orgasm leaving her boneless and fluid. Eventually, she had to push his head away as he lapped, desperate to get every last drop of her cum.

"Gale, baby, you're killing me." She laughed, fingers looping in his hair to pull.

"Sorry, my love." He gasped, his own laugh on the edges of his words. "I'm far too eager. Please tell me you'll let me do that again?"

He rose over her back, pulling on her hips to get her to fall back on him. Both of them splayed face up on the ground. A canopy of trees and sky blinking away between their fluttering eyes.

"I think I might actually die if you don't." She gasped, star struck. Ribcage heaving against his chest.

She paused then. "Did you just call me 'my love'?"

"Ah, you're imagining things. Read nothing into that."

"Uh-huh. I'll also read nothing into how you drank my cum like wine."

His breath caught then slid into a laugh, mushing his hand into her face playfully.

"Shush. Let me rest, woman."

She gasped in mock affront, then opened her mouth and pulled two of his fingers inside her. Tongue lapping against the pads.

He moaned, cock stirring again.

"Let's see how you like it." She laughed.

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#honestly im glad to come back to give this one a second life cause it didn't work narratively #but fucking in the dirt like whores is one of my many passions. so here you go anon! mwah!!! #gale x tav #gale smut #bg3 smut #screenshot by @veneum cadaverinus #lyrics from: angel of small death & the codiene scene - hozier

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

So anyway you repeatedly say we only feel corn husks and similar inedible parts to cattle but Never add a source to back it up. Having worked on farms I’m afraid for the most part the feeds I’ve seen have been parts entirely edible to humans. And like fuck man 5% of all grown soy is fed to humans or however the stat goes, do you really think the remaining 95% is inedible? really?

Anyway yeah I’m asking for a source here cause I don’t want to add this on to months old post

Ingredients such as “grain by-products” are referring to the husks, stalks, and other “green” parts of the plant that we humans don’t actually have the digestive capabilities to eat. The breakdown of most livestock feeds looks like the above when you actually take a look at it.

Different cattle feed, similar ingredients. Still primarily things that, and I have to stress this, you cannot eat. This one is slightly higher in quality and does indeed have actual grain products included. Some of those are edible to humans. Some are not. Generally cattle are fed cattle cubes with supplemental mineral licks and hay. Some also supplement with whole corn, but I can gladly assure you that corn is not in short supply and even if all the corn sold to animal feed was donated to the poor, you can’t actually live off of corn because there’s very little nutrition in it. Hence why in both human and animal food it’s typically seen as a filler ingredient. Keeps the mouth busy with a meal without making your stomach feel full and you end up eating more without feeling satisfied.

Soybeans are really only often used in feed for pigs because they’re a great source of protein for these animals. I would state that soy is also a terrible option to use as an emergency food for humans in need because while, yes, it is indeed a healthy bean, it’s also one of the top eight foods that humans are frequently allergic or intolerant towards. I’d also ask you for whether your 5% of all grown soy statistic is referring to the beans or the entire plant because yeah the beans are the edible part. The rest of the plant isn't especially healthy for humans to eat. I would say the beans are around 5% of a mature soy plant sure.

#No offense anon but when you come here with ACTUALLY MOST OF WHAT FARM COWS EAT IS HUMAN FOOD and bring up SOY in the discussion of COWS #I somewhat doubt you actually have much experience farming #because no actually cattle benefit from the green parts of the plant more than the bean parts in most cases #corn is used as a cheap supplemental feed because it’s cheap and it’s cheap because there’s so so SO much of it #And corn isn’t grown in special livestock only plantations when it’s used as feed as opposed to human food either #corn is grown en masse and processed and then sold to various companies which use the corn for various things #if animal feed companies stopped buying corn and that corn was instead bought by human food companies #that doesn’t mean corn would be any more or less accessible to the hungry #because it would go to grocery stores and TV dinner companies and sauce companies and soda companies and so on #and it would still be sold same as always #world hungerTM isn’t caused because people can’t afford corn #corn is dirt cheap and most people can afford it #it’s just barely a step above eating sand and you can’t live off of it #I’ve gone a few days only eating corn products because they were cheap #and shocking no one I had no energy and felt just as hungry after each bowl as I had before the last #people cannot survive off of that #giving corn to livestock isn’t taking away any resource of value from humans #sorry it just isn’t

[greghatecrimes]

I need more house + thirteen father - daughter hc's in my life 😭 their relationship is so UNDERRATED and I haven't even gotten past s1 🥴

oh anon my beloved, me too. maslow’s hierarchy of needs, bottom of the pyramid: more house + thirteen father daughter headcanons. i love them so much 😭 i can’t wait until you get to s4 when thirteen shows up!! you’re going to love it.

in the meantime have a random father/daughter hc that's been hangin out in my brain lately (technically it's for my fic, but the context of the fic isn't necessary to understand/enjoy it):

House knows how to braid hair. Not just a normal braid, the really, really complicated braids. He learns how so he can help Thirteen find more exercises to learn to keep up her fine motor skills. But even after she learns how to do it herself, most of the time House is still the one who braids Thirteen's hair for her.

#ask #anon #headcanons #remy thirteen hadley #greg house #the prodigal daughter #in the dirt #(sort of) #Perry and I talked about this ages ago (the braiding) and I loved it so much that of course I had to include it in my plans for the fic

[princessfbi]

Wait? What did Gerrard call Tommy?

He said he heard Tommy got his wings and mimed wings with his hand basically as a tongue in cheek way of calling him a fairy which is homophobic slur.

#tommy kinard #vincent gerrard #I hope Gerrard dies in a hole somewhere choking on dirt #and my foot #tw homophobia #anon #royal decree

[frnkiebby]

24 please it's a nice number!

frank isn’t so sure about that~🎃

(the game)

#HIS FUCKING FACE #poor thing tho this is i think on a boat for that interview where he’s talking about not liking boats #he’s so fucking pretty #also i’m now awake #idk how but i just took as close to a dirt nap as i think is possible #i still don’t even know where my cat is #my door is shut #where did he go #frnkiebby #anon #frnkiebby’s asks game #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[skeletalheartattack]

Releases pikmin creatures into your home

What will you do?

probably have sex with them i guess

oh fucm *slides my hair back and sprays perfume into my mouth* agh agh cough fuck wrong thing *sprays that other shit into my mouth then pops my shirts collar* what's up lil mamma. how about we find a quiet place to sit and make the whole place wet... EUGH!!! what's all this then!!

anon. anon. what do i do if she's a milf

#ask #anon #anonymous im so sorry. im sorry. #to actually answer your question though. depends on what creature #and ik theres like. a lot of creatures. #i think id like to have a bunch of bulbmin. or bulborbs. they remind me a lot of opossums. mostly in their mouth shape and fangs. #but generally i think id either release them outside or just watch them for a bit for the most part. in terms of most pikmin creatures. #breadbugs would be funny to watch but i imagine they'd probably be pest-like if not taken care of or kept in an enclosure #theyd be constantly trying to take random shit back to their holes or piles of dirt or whatever #like listen i never lose my keys since i keep them in the same place. and also theyre on a bright red lanyard. #but a breadbug would steal those keys and i would be in distress #for pikmin themselves. same deal i think. id prefer to see them outside than inside my house #i think bulborbs/bulbmin would be the highest on my list of creatures to take care of maybe #otherwise LEEEAVE my motherfucking home NOOOWWWW!!!! #except less like dr breen #anyway. anon. sorry about the initial reply. i hope my tags sufficed #i like to say dumb shit i cant help it. favourite activity. #anyway thank you for the ask anon :)

[kicktwine]

...Okay, but Alphinaud and Alisaie were ABSOLUTELY the kind of kids that would see a cat (or cat-like humanoid), whether big and small, and see them do a BIG NYAWN and try to stick some bodypart into the mouth. Alphinaud probably almost lost a finger more than once doing that, since his reaction time is slower than Alisaie's when the cat(like being) snapped their mouths shut

acfjjnSHJK NOOOO I would like to think Alphy at LEAST has a little more respect for him than to stick his finger in a yawn but someone, in a moment of no thoughts head empty, has gotten their finger crunched by cat teeth. One of them. I think Urianger is probably the funniest person to do this to because his reaction to having his hand bitten is to not react to it and sit there getting bit for a solid 5 seconds staring at each other

#ask #anon #ffxiv #Ari voice YOU ALL TASTE LIKE OZONE AND METAL AND DIRT. DISGOSTANG‼️‼️

[sandflakedraws]

I’m so excited for Touch of Sunlight! As soon as I get paid I’m backing cause your art is one of my favorite things to ever exist!!! I hope you succeed in becoming a comic artist, your style and story telling is breathtaking! Keep being amazing

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH AND GOD DO I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA MAKE COMICS FOREVER SO DANG BAD.

the webtoon form of The Touch of Sunlight is what I came up with in about 3 months, start to finish. For me that's just like -SMACK- hit the ground running kind of time, the-secondish-draft-will-have-to-do kind of time. And it works! I think!

I've had a taste of what I'm capable of accomplishing and by GOLLY I'm ready to bring so many of my other silly stories into reality.

Fingers are crossed that this starts me down that path 🤞🤞🤞🤞

#anon #joey babbles #packing myself nice n tight into the dirt #god i want it so dang bad #ttos kickstarter

[hardkookiecookie]

The first time ever Dirt Boss saw your face He thought the sun rose in your eyes And the Oil and the Dirt were the gifts you gave To the dark and the endless Grounds His love to the dark and the endless Soil

#you have forced my hand . have brought out the Freddy . #dirt anon

[startistdoodles]

WOAH now Sidia really looks like he came right out of Monster Hunter

Send him back to his days as a reckless young man and he would thrive in Monster Hunter xD my guy already slays beasts for a living so this would be right up his alley

#its his birds nest hair and overall scruffy appearance haha #my beautiful dirt covered boy #not art #ask #anon

[14dayswithyou]

PSA ! I'm turning anon back on so all y’all attention-seeking assholes can direct your hate towards me instead of harassing indie yan devs who just wanna have fun and interact on this platform.

Also!! Here's an article you should read once you're done bothering game devs! It's really interesting and definitely applies to all of you

#Feel free to reblog if you've been getting anon hate!! #I grew up on tumblr + had an entire lolcow thread dedicated to 14dwy so nothing can hurt me lmao #But anyways...... This is why we can't have nice things #Like I was fully expecting to have all of this cool content to catch up on once I was done with my exams #But it turns out y'all can't go a day without harassing someone for having FUN #*Jesse voice* Go eat dirt #And go touch grass while you're there #🖤 — shut up sai. #💖 — 14 days with queue.

[deadboystims]

zombie apocalypse stimboard with dirt, mushrooms and overgrown buildings for 🧟 anon!

ᯓ★ x x x , x x x , x x x

#🧟 anon #mushroom #mushrooms #dirt #soil #abandoned #overgrown #over grown #nature #green #brown #request #stimboard #stim #stim blog #stim account #stimblr #stims #gif #stim gif

[oifaaa]

how i differentiate bot and follower is "do they have a human lady in a bikini? if yes then its a bot" lol thats the only bots i get recently lol

have a lovely rest of the day/week! :D

I dont think that's gonna work for my bots friend considering this is what my followers list currently looks like

#ask #anon #its just 500 of these guys all the way down #im begging you if your not a bot change you pfp please #i will feel bad if i block people who just want to lerk #im looking at you pervert-mom your the only one on this list i think could not be a bot #anyway on a lighter note #despite the fact that im poor as dirt #ive just made the impulse decision to buy the first compodium of invincible #a few of my friends found out id never read it #and told me its the best none dc / marvel comic #so should be fun hopefully

[nicotachi]

this is not rly a hot take but it is a Take nonetheless. but i think if ur very passionate about ur hcs and readings of a character it is 200% more effective to let it show in ur fanwork than like…get angry that popular fanon doesn’t match what u think

i think Enough time has passed to admit this but in my prev fandom there was a small series of fics that i enjoyed, but when i went to check the author’s blog holy shit they would literally SEETHE every time someone posted in the tag. and that included fanwork from my friends and me 😂😂😂 and of course that killed my enjoyment of their work. because why would i support the creativity of someone who hates the creativity of others?? i don’t even remember their name, just how unreasonably angry they were.

like yeah i have my own hcs, some of which make sense with canon, but some of which only make sense to me and whatever friends i’ve brainwashed into accepting them. i know my interpretations aren’t entirely foolproof or sanctioned by whoever tf is writing for genshin but i do try to extend that line of thinking towards others even if i don’t necessarily agree with them. maybe they’ve read the text as obsessively as i have but still came away with a different conclusion, or maybe they’re also just having fun with friends. i actually don’t rly remember where i was going with this but maybe this is me trying to convince u to respect my right to think ganyu kinda stinky??

#text #anons i pwamise i read ur essay prompts im in the middle of responding to one of them rn #but ya this popped into my head #ganyu sleeps in the dirt + ??? = my brain: She kinda smelly

[jerichogender]

not answering the ask i got so as not to spread accusations around, but i really would encourage people to think about the potential impact of saying a transfem creator is “problematic,” especially with a vague/out of context/secondhand explanation given as to why & without providing any proof. there are people out there who absolutely have & will run with less to do truly terrible things to transfem people online

#that is not to say there should be no accountability if a tma person genuinely has caused harm #but there is a history of callouts being weaponized against transfemmes especially on this site #so i can’t in good conscience put that ask on my blog #especially when at least to me the issue at hand was really just something weird & a not great moment more than anything #i really don’t want this to turn into a whole thing with people trying to dig up dirt #anon if you’re reading this i’m not saying this was your intention at all #but i am very concerned about the reveal of the rejected skyrocket proposal leading to a witch hunt against mags visaggio #and that’s the last thing i want to happen