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One difference between me and all my itties??? Um.
Well I'm flesh and bone but they're fungi and metal!!!
Also I'm not a cannibal . Or an abuser . Or a superstructure . Or a father . Ect. Ect.
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BE NOT AFRAID
Tw: Mild body horror
Don't mind them, they're just feeling a bit silly at the time.
They're similar to a body snatcher now that I think about it but without the snatching. They're incased into the meat suits of the characters and this would be what they look like if they get out.
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Y'all get ur paper tissues and keep em W you at all times. I don't think ıts gonna end good for us,,
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Though it depends if some of y'all don't take certain confrontations very well, and a whole "you messed me up" type of admissions that have a pathetic/shity excuse given. As well as just uncomfortable situations in general.
Oh! And crying, but not like- the sobbing kind. The kind of crying that makes you feels stupid for crying in the first place. That kind of stuff! :D
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Do people in your world retire? Do they die before they get the chance? If they can retire from their jobs, at what age does that typically happen, and why? What does the average retiree, or person of that age who hasn't retired, do with their free time?
Hello hello, thank you kindly for the Ask! You'll probably see this late, but would you mind me sending one in kind? ^^'
Now, on to my answer!
Well, as usual I'll be keeping it to the United Commonwealth for this. I promise I'll talk a little about life and lifestyles in one of the many other polities and societies in the 12 Worlds some day, but that day is not today.
First of all, the UC doesn't technically have a lot of the systems you might associate with retirement. Things like a state pension scheme or entirely age-based 'social security' aren't the sort of thing I'd imagine the Commonwealth government keeping on the books, so when and how someone leaves the workforce varies greatly on their specific circumstances.
In aggregate, I'd probably put a common age in most of the 'well developed' portions of the UC for retirement at about their seventies by the 'contemporary' era, and ticking upwards as ever improving healthcare and such keep people's bodies ticking as well as they ever did for longer. Still, considering how incredibly disparate economic, technological, and medical realities are between the longest-running UC member states and many of its more recent members, that figure varies just as wildly. Realistically speaking, there is no one answer to a question like this in a polity as vast as the Commonwealth, but as far as its centrally driven 'strategy' goes there's more of an aspiration to pull itself up in its entirety to the circumstances of that former figure.
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7 vi but instead of food (i get the vibes your vi just straight up doesn't refuse food) crimes or drugs whichever you prefer
(for this ask game)
7. Lots of people don’t have a favorite food drug or crime when put on the spot, but what’s a food or drink drug or crime that your OC would never turn down if someone offered it to them?
...listen the conditions under which our Vi would refuse food are extremely specific but they do exist. Depending on the variant, you might hit that faster or slower, though it varies on the person offering it to her and the circumstances surrounding it. Wereweevil Vi, specifically, will absolutely fucking not refuse food under any circumstances, but she is an outlier and most other Vis actually have a point where they'll say no.
In terms of crimes and drugs... listen, Vi has a sense of self-preservation, and people absolutely don't just hand out drugs either For Free or For No Reason. Getting her to accept doing it is the hard part, if you're not already someone she trusts - what are you, a cop? Gonna tattle on her if she takes your offer? She does, actually, have a fair amount of trust in most of the Underground Tavern regulars, and would probably take up an offer for Illegal Actions if offered, because she trusts they won't try to fuck her over and will probably be willing to back her up if worst comes to worst.
If she's being, like, offered something to try and do, and it's someone she knows, then she has pretty decent assurance that her friends won't deliberately try and kill her, but she might still want to question if it's safe for her species, whether in a "this open job offer might not actually be open to a bug where almost everyone seeing her will immediately assume she's associated with the Bee Kingdom and might report them back to the queen" way or a or "whoever made this drug has never accounted for her species in test runs and there's a solid chance of her experiencing adverse side effects from it" way.
She's not entirely naive - she knows what she's doing, she knows it might be dangerous, and she's only really willing to assume the Tavern bugs have her best interests in mind because of experience. Unless she's being paid for it, she won't take up an offer from just anyone, and she has decent confidence in not getting fucked for taking the offer.
That said... in terms of drugs, the one (1) thing that she might consider getting from Random Unlicenced Sellers She Doesn't Know would be Daydream. Chronic pain reasons, as per usual. If it's getting to autumn and times she Knows that she's gonna run into more Bad Pain Days and her usual dealer's not got enough she might go hunting for another supplier, and in that case - yeah, she'll take random handouts and shady offers, and yeah, she'll probably get fucked over for it. Probably better than lying on the floor unable to do anything due to her body swinging a fire axe into her spinal cord that makes it feel like there's a white-hot rod of metal permanently impaled into her chitin and through half of her vital organs. She might reconsider if it's particularly shady and she's with Team Snakemouth, but being in horrible pain has a way of making you abandon your previous convictions in favor of not having to endure part of your body trying to violently kill you to death by making your entire nervous system fry itself with chronic pain.
With crime if you pay her enough then she'll do basically anything but for profit-free mischief, uhh. Listen if you walk up to her in a bar and say "hey, wanna vandalize something" then she'll probably agree before asking any further questions. Some day this will bite her in the dick but she will probably only learn "plan more when vandalizing things" from it.
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would anyone be interested in a sexy lil oneshot about carnival attendant!dabi????? today i was reminded of a carnival attendant i have been acquainted with for many years and the tricks he used to play on pretty girls and it was so dabiesque i couldn’t believe it
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being around them makes me so stupid literally all brain cells jus turn into heart emojis
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