bpd be like :
i love u. i hate u. i want to be u. i want u to kill me so i can haunt u. everytime i see u i want to throw up. i hate ur friends. i wish ur friends liked me. i wish you hated me because at least u wouldnt ignore me. i wish u were unhealthily obsessed with me. i wish ur friends were gone so u’d only focus on me. i wish u loved me as much as i love u. i want u. i need u. i spend every waking moment thinking ab u. i wish u were toxic n u healthily in love w me. i wish our relationship wasn’t healthy n normal. i want us to b codependent on each other. i’m unable to live w/o u.
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FOLLOW ME INTO MY THEATRE OF LUNACY‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣
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ilove youiuuu,,,,,, -v
babyyyyy...i love you toooo........
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Ask meme: woman
For $0, name a woman:
behold, Natasha Aughey
so sexy I'm gonna die spontaneously combust and set my house ablaze T_T
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Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.
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okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.
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i always see sensory avoidant autistic people talking about how their favourite foods are all plain carbs but where are the sensory seeking autistics who live on garlic and spicy foods? the ones who will eat a straight lemon and hate buttered noodles.
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my type is pathetic girlbosses n manic loser boys
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gentle somno ... sliding yourself inside me while i feel super sleepy and i can't do much besides gasp softly and let you do as you please. even though you know i can't fight you, you still grab onto my hips with the slightest bit of pressure and thrust gently into me over and over again. i whine and moan ever so sweetly, fighting both my sleepiness and the overwhelming pleasure that you're giving me until you hold my mouth shut and tell me to simply go back to sleep. we both know that it's not that easy, yet i still try and end up falling asleep to the feeling of you filling my insides as i deserve🩶
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