#decepticons are also cool

[sparklingpax]

Rambles about TFP Megatron

This is opinionated, based on speculation (is that the right word??) and memories of episodes and moments in books. Please don’t be offended and get angry at me. I’m literally writing whatever comes to mind about this. Also sorry if none of it makes any real sesnes; again, these are my thoughts as they come so those tend to be incoherent and,,,,,unconnected?? Idk um

So scroll along if you’re not interested but here I go :’D 

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I feel like I might get bashed for this (or not) but I really feel like Megatron in TFP is a tortured, misunderstood, haunted soul and I’m on his side as much as I am on the Autobots’ side. 

Idk some people think he’s evil just because and has no redeeming factors but I really really beg to differ,,,, (no im not inviting debate because I get too scared of arguing with people I respect everyone’s opinions so I’m not trying to impose this one!) 

He isn’t justified in the things he’s done, the many he has made to die, nor is he justified in any way for the physical and/or mental abuse of others, the top example being Starscream. However, I think we should point fingers at the initial corruption back on Cybertron, right after the whole “golden age.” 

There’s really no one else to blame except the corrupt leaders who put the caste system into being. If it had not been so, Megatron would have never been born as D-16, an unknown and unimportant energon miner with no real future other than eventual, imminent death. He has a right to be as angry as he was, and as ready and willing to kill and overthrow that governmennt. 

He took it too far, is all I have to say. 

That’s also the difference that led to Orion and Megatronus falling out of friendship and “brotherhood,” as well as the whole ‘not being named a Prime but Orion was’ thing. Optimus felt the same way--though you have to acknowledge that even he could not understand fully and truly the anger Megatron had felt. Orion Pax had never known being worth absolutely nothing, and having no prospects or future. He was a scholar, gifted with knowledge and a job. He was not a higher-up, of course, so he was not exempt from feeling frustration at the limitations of his particular caste. But I think that’s also what gave Orion the ability to see the whole thing through a more level-headed gaze. 

And that’s where it also isn’t fair to Megatron. How can you blame him for only having rage? He didn’t have a middlle-ground place like Orion did. He only had the “short end of the stick” his whole life. 

So....um......I rambled and I’m not really sure where any of this was meant to go. I actually only inteded to write maybe one or two sentences but um now it’s all this. ^^’’’ 

Again, I’m not inviting debate because debating and arguing makes me really,,,,really nervous. I’m just having some thoughts..and I can totally understand the valid reasons people have to not feel that Megatron is a good character at all, and that he doesn’t have a real motive and is simply just “evil.” I respect that. I disagree, but I see your points ^//^ 

Just been thinking about this stuff lately, been watching episodes of TFP, reading the novels again....I really do feel bad for him, even though I am aware that what he did was wrong. I can’t help but feel like I should defend him, at least laying out the reasoning he had--though flawed in the end--and how he felt to give a little perspective. 

And one final thing, if you wish to make a claim that his anger about being a slave is not real, and that he uses it as some sort of twisted “card to play” as a justification, just wanna bring this up. You’ve see the movie right? Regardless of whether you think it was a good or bad movie (I really enjoyed it but thats just me ^^’’) there’s a part at the end where Megatron says the Decepticon cause is finished, and that because he now knows the “true meaning of oppression” he no longer wants to inflict it on others. There are probably other ways to interpret this, but the way I see it is that he really may have lost himself a little when fighting the war. But being possessed and commanded by Unicron woke that up again. He’d been in command for so long, he himself forgot how much a leader could hurt their own troops, or what it felt like to be stepped over--to be hurt and insulted because you cannot do anything about it. When he tries to fight back against Unicron, it’s not because of the petty reasons of simply “wanting the power” or hating not being in charge, but I think he was enraged at being seen as a slave again. Something he’d fought a war for millenia to ensure never happened again--to him or anyone else. 

And I think he also finally re-understood the last part of that statement. 

That’s why when he was freed, he ended the war right then and there, and left--never to be heard from again. 

I have no proof for these statements really, but I think it was purely guilt at having forgotten this war was not just about his own anger at injustice, but also to fight for the others who also felt as he did--his other, fellow Decepticons. 

This is not really to say he is sorry for how he treated some of them, since he is a problematic dude and has his own reasons he’ll stick to if confronted about what he did to, say,  Starscream or Starscream’s seekers when he tried to get Starscream to fear him. Or the many vehicons he didn’t care a single bit about. But I think the key is that he did change as a character--because he finally understood. 

He now has more perspective, and I think that’s why he isn’t really “just an evil character” who “has no real cause,” but someone who suffered so much and then had nowhere to go or anyone to really look to for help or guidance when his rage was handed a sword and hundreds of followers. Given his background, what else could he have done but lead them all forward in a fight? 

He really didn’t start the physical war himself, either. But he took it on as his responsibility and obligation to fight. 

Even Optimus--or Orion, at the time--his first and only friend that he pushed away, could never understand. No one but his fellow decpticons, especially the ones from the lower ranks, would ever understand the true essance of the cause of being “Decepticons.” 

Though he was bullshitting Optimus when he gave the reason for the name, I feel like at the same time, that was what he genuinely believed--that the cause of Decepticons and his fighting this war was branded as wrong and their beliefs were all lies. Megatron probably, deep in his spark, felt that if such things were branded as “lies” when they are really the truth, then he was proud to wear such a badge. 

And when he ended the cause, I think what he meant was that he was ending his involvement in it, for he himself had failed to uphold what Decepticons really stood for through all the murder and oppression he caused, blinded by his emotions. Therefore, the only sensible, just thing to do was to leave. To go somewhere else. Whether he hoped someone else would lead them or not, we will truly never know and I have no intention to make any guess to that. Only Megatron himself could tell us that. 

Both Megatron and the decepticons were not justifiied in the things they did, but if you can at least take in why they did those things, maybe you won’t dismiss them as simply “bad guys for the sake of being bad” and understand that they had a story too...

#aaaand end of rant #im really sorry if you read that #I'll delete this later #I probably contradicted myself a couple times #im honestly not sure anymore #this was one long-ass ramble #im soryy #i love Megs and I wanna defend him #sfjfhsdjgfh #dont be annoyed with me I promise I'll stop doing these #hh #anyway #decepticons are also cool #:'D #transformers #transformers prime #prime #tf #tfp #megatron #tfp megatron #transformers prime megatron #rant #ramble #thoughts #mini-essay #defending megatron #but not justifying his actions #that contradicts itself doesnt it #hhhhhhhhhhh

[scalproie]

omg soundwave and shadowstriker have been besties since day one🥺

#so far if you have one the other isnt so far behind🥺 #also shadowstriker straight up flipped bee it was so cool the decepticons are so sexy thanks cyberverse #dam watch cyberverse

[artobotsrollout]

God so now that I finally made this blog to spare those on my main accounts I can scream about my TFP viewing so far with wild abandon and post my screenshots. This bit killed me. Starscream FULLY committing to this story and Knockout's sheer level of bewilderment. LOOK AT HIS FACE

Starscream you're literally telling the friggin medic your arm fell off and not just any medic. KO is a medic who's 'better at breaking them than fixing them' so he'll be even more acutely aware of force levels needed to be applied for certain injuries such as, oh Idk, an arm detachment.

And then KO being like "my dude you're fuckin lying but getting a proper answer ain't worth the argument so lemme take the time to find you another arm" and Starscream is like "nvm"

His sheer dumbfounded expressions kill me.

'BITCH'

Same energy as:

#knockout #Starscream #knockout and soundwave share the only decepticon braincell I STG #tfp spoilers #screenshot #tfp #also I love how Knockout really doesn't seem to give much of a shit so far about the decepticon cause #he's more like 'this is the team where I can beat people with electric sticks #do cool evil sounding one liners #and laugh evilly #and do the medical shit I wanna do #hmm? something about an optimum Plum? yeah sure fuck that dude w/e #im going into season two so I guess we'll see how close my thoughts about Knockout being a decepticon for the aesthetic tm are #my rambles #my ramblings #my screenshots #hijacked commentary #funny #tfp memes

[rocksinmuffin]

Not a request but I for some reason like stopped mid bite in my breakfast and was like "would... Would bots find you biting into food like... Neat? Or something? Cause all they ever do is drink but humans do chomp chomp"? It's too early sorry if that makes no sense. Sincerely a tired uni student

I mean, bots have their own variations of fuel that you can bite into so they probably don’t think much of it. It’s easy to miss because references to different types of food are usually passing jokes at best but there’s actually an entire entry on the Transformers wiki that lists a bunch of different foods: https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Cybertronian_food

But all bets are off if they see you eating meat. With the exception of ‘bots who have been on earth long enough to understand the difference between humans and animals and the food chain and whatnot, they think all flesh is the same and it’s pretty fucked up for you to put that in your mouth, ya freak.

#ask #anon #rantsinmuffin #tho some of the Decepticons who don’t know better think it’s cool #Overlord would REALLY be into it and he intentionally misunderstands your explanations so you go vegan out of frustration alone #also never mind that they also eat parts that could be components of a cybertronian body that’s different #first of all it’s not SQUISHY

[bumbleblurr]

oh man blurr can and has kicked blitzwing's ass several times huh

#not only blitzwing but also. lugnut & 2 starscream clones #what a badass like honestly #i bet he could've kicked shockwaves ass too if he wasnt caught off guard #honestly love how hes a legitimate weirdo nerd but also the baddest bitch you'll ever meet #tho i only kin him for the weirdo nerd part im not that cool #anyway i was reminded of this specific fact bc i was thinking abt an old idea for a funny post #which was blurr with his chainsaw but super long & the impact text font on it saying ''is this guy bothering u king'' #and bees like ''🥺 yes'' while blitzwing is O_O at the saw #tho Honestly it could be any decepticon but blurr has faced off against blitzwing the most out of all the decepticons (in the show at least) #so i think its appropriate

[godneptune]

the fact that bw21 only has like 4 issues left... criminal 

#what if we never get to see skold again :( #fish food #i will also be sad if we never see nyx but like skold has such a special place in my heart #theres hardly any shy decepticons and plus. shes a fish transformer <3 #and shes cool :)

[transphormers]

to be fair 20 smth euros for a toy/figure isnt that expensive but for smth thats literally only gonna be standing on my bookcase, collecting dust and making it harder to clean the shelf, looking straight at me everyday as it mocks me for speding money on it then 20 smth euros is kind of a lot 

#also i know me and if i buy the cool soundwave i found ill buy the sideswipe cause ill probs find them both when i go look for one #and if i buy those two then ill have to buy a sunny cause im not gonna have the least fave brother and not have my Babey #and if i have sunny & soundwave (and mirage. but he was a gift so i wont count him here) i need TC. My other boy. #and if i have tc i will have skywarp. cause seekers are too cool to just have one #and i just saw a decepticon mirage toy and mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh #We Must Not Fall Victims To Materialism. Closing The Search Tab As We Speak. #olaya speaks

[deliriousbug]

Tfa decepticons with an s/o who's absolutely ruthless in combat

(crushing heads, tearing off arms, ripping sparks out, knocking over buildings, flinging cars, doesn't even bother taking hostages)

Basically on-sights anyone who gets in their way

For their reactions, this is the first time they see their s/o (the reader) go fucking ham in battle.

Megatron: He used to wonder what you would look like in battle but this. . . You had already proved yourself an impressive ally and a capable lover, but this just sends the point home. He swears the sparks flying when you smash that telephone pole onto an Autobot’s back are actually rose petals. He could watch you all day, quietly admiring your battle prowess. Primus he thinks you’re stunning when your face is twisted with pure rage and wild focus. 

Starscream: Does he have a type? Yeah. . . yeah he does. . . Large, strong, and aggressive. But at least you know when to stop the violence, and the gentleness you offer him makes the current explosions and destruction all the more thrilling, all the more exotic. Oh, and he wants to remember to ask: “Wanna overthrow my boss together, baby?”

Blitzwing: He can’t settle on a personality. Not that that would matter too much, since even Icy is having a hard time keeping his cool. He’s blushing and stutters when he tries to speak. Hothead hollers encouragement and starts smashing everything closest to him; this is an ideal date night for him. Random is. . . well let’s just say drooling. Like, a lot. Blitzwing just can’t get enough of you, and the energon splattering your frame is the perfect shade to complement your paint.

Lugnut: He may believe that no one is greater than Lord Megatron, but --by Unicron-- you come close. So close even a hawk couldn’t see the gap bc it’s so small. He wants to devote his entire existence to you if Megatron ever leaves the picture. 

Soundwave: Surely there’s a less messy way to dispatch an Autobot? Do you really have to rip their sparks out with your bare servos? He is marginally concerned because he has seen the toll that violence like this takes on a bot’s mind. But he’s also supportive if it means getting home earlier than planned. He will 100% help scrub you clean when you get back to base. And maybe check in on how you’re feeling. 

Shockwave: After so long holding back and hiding among weak, morally suffocating Autobots, he couldn’t be happier. It’s like you’re putting on a show just for him and it’s getting him all worked up. He wants you to use some of that violence on him once you’re done slaughtering the autobots.  

Blackarachnia: She is all for your dark side and loves that such rage lives inside of you, always waiting for a chance to escape. If she’d known before, she would have set up a fight long ago just to see it. You’ve claimed before that you would protect her with your very spark, but now that she’s witnessed this display of yours, she actually believes it. It makes her spark flutter with a joy and safety she hasn’t felt in ages. She’s definitely watching from a safe distance tho.

#megatron #starscream #lugnut #soundwave #shockwave #blackarachnia #blitzwing #transformers animated #transformers #decepticons #megatron x reader #starscream x reader #lugnut x reader #soundwave x reader #shockwave x reader #blitzwing x reader #blackarachnia x reader #sfw

[deezligmanuts]

Cyberverse Megatron and Optimus with an S/O who has Pepa's gift

♠️ Megatron

♠️ He's fascinated by your ability, Your emotions affect the weather? That's odd.. but wonderful 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹.

♠️ But.. "N-N-NO SWEETSPARK CALM DOWN!" "Calm down? CALM DOWN!? YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO CALM DOWN! YOUR DECEPTICONS FAILED ONE MISSION AND YOUR ALREADY LASHING OUT? You should be ashamed! As a leader YOU are the one responsible, this plan was your plan from the start!" You yelled as you try to repair one of the injured cons, a hurricane spreading the whole nemesis

♠️ You are scary when you're mad

♠️ He hates it when your feeling down

♠️ Poor mech has to try and shoo the cloud away and try to calm you down

♠️ "clear skies, clear skies.." you said softly, making the thunder fade

♠️ Whenever you say those words he's just downright worried about you

♠️ He tries his best to keep you away from the things that irritate you, he always keeps you with him just incase

♠️ He also tries his best to actually try to be a "Good Leader" as you once said, so he could make you proud

♠️ Your more like a mother than a wife to him

♠️ Besides all that, he loves you to atoms

♠️ Whenever he's about to yell at a random con your right beside him like-

♠️ "Ahem." You looked at him sternly as he looked down in shame, a gray looking cloud on your head "Well.. at least you tried your... best.." The con's optics widened, "Good." You said, smiling contently.

♠️ The cons love you and fear you

♠️ "Thundercracker!" "Slipstream! Don't be too harsh!" "Yes, Y/N.."

♠️ Clobber and Lockdown just LOVE you they find your ability really cool

♠️ But, when they are in battle..

♠️ "He attacked m-me!" "You! Bumblebee was it? Why would you attack Thundercracker like this!? He wasn't doing anything to you!" And just like that a hurricane emerges and the Autobots had to retreat due to how bad it was "Well, he- he... umm good point But he's still a Con! And he tried to steal the Allspark from us!" "Thundercracker is that true?" You asked, the hurricane rising slowly, "No Y/N I would never do anything like that." He said, in an innocent tone

♠️ Sigh what is he going to do with you?

🚛 Optimus Prime

🚛 Oh Primus he loves you and your gift so much

🚛 But cuddling gets messy

🚛 CLOUDS EVERYWHERE

🚛 Always cleans it up, even if you INSIST you do it he still does the cleaning

🚛 Some of the bots piss you off? Someone got hurt by a con and you went to try and beat said con? Hurricanes

🚛 Dear lord save this mech when there's a hurricane

🚛 "Y/N, please calm down." The hurricane just poofs away after that

🚛 "Are you alright sweetspark?" Optimus said calmly, a storm flooding the whole Ark

🚛 there was a storm once he just rushed to you, Only to find out it was just a normal storm and you were just reading your favorite book

🚛 The Bots love you to death, especially Wheeljack because, SCIENCE

🚛 Bumblebee loves it when he manages to get a rainbow out of you

🚛 Windblade loves the good clouds and the rainbow, hates the snow

🚛 Optimus hates it when you're stressed, obviously

🚛 He too loves the rainbows

🚛 He's always there when you're down

🚛 Always plays calming music when you're stressed

🚛 Bad day? Fun activities and cuddling at the butt crack of dawn

🚛 You're insecure about yourself and the relationship? You're getting pampered for the rest of the week.

🚛 even if you said that all of it was enough this mech will NOT LISTEN you're getting pampered whether you like it or not. That's how much he loves you❤️

@poketalefan1993 you can send in that request now, sorry if I took so long

#transformers cyberverse #transformers x reader #transformers #cyberverse x reader #optimus x reader #megatron x reader #cyberverse megatron #cyberverse optimus prime

[ppnuggie]

　　　　　　𝙐𝙃 𝙊𝙃

　　『　gender neutral human reader + g1 decepticons 』

　　— 002

　　-> injury warning ,, cuss warning ,,

　　— second chapter !! <33 this one is a bit more interactive than the last with the cons !! more of a formal introduction and get to know em sort of chapter :D also its second pov in this chapter !! a little warning since it was third pov in the last one :) heres some memes of the previous chapter !!

　　— tag list :: empty …

　　＜　one , three , four , five ＞

light blazed into your eyes, blinding them for a quick second. voices were muffled around you, almost out of range. vibrations and loud foot steps were blurry to your ears, confusion running throughout your body.

the confusion was short lasted, as pain shot through your foot and through your leg. it was almost easy to forget that your ankle had been throbbing in pain, hissing through your clenched teeth. the ringing that surrounded you started to die out, the voices started to become more clear as the fog in your eyes dispersed slowly.

          above you stood a bright green and purple being, red optics gazing into your eyes as the flashlight they held blinded you momentarily. something about a 'megatron' was muttered from under their breathe, turning to another bright purple and green figure. it was still difficult to make out their presence, the blurriness not fully gone.

          as your consciousness came back to you ,, soon did your ability to process your surroundings. shivering, and still in your swim suit, you gazed around the room. you could feel cool metal underneath you, and everything in the room appeared bigger than you were. it was obvious you were in some freaky lab.

          after all, no one just sees shit in the ocean and expects to continue with life. that wasnt how life worked. you see freaky shit in the ocean and soon that freaky shit gets you. and in this case, there was a lot of freaky shit happening.

          digits snapping in front of your face had brought you out of your small analysis. the figure above seemed satisfied with your response, moving back and leaning against an extremely large counter. “can it hear us?” the figure beside them whispered, eyeing you as though you were an alien. funny, how that was, as they seemed to be the aliens here.

“not sure, its not responding a lot. seems like its still waking up,” the first figure shrugged, a small huff coming from their nose.

you looked at them crazy, as though they had lost their minds. “i can hear and see you, dumbasses.” you growled, crossing your arms and glaring at the two figures that stood in fromt of you. “would ya look at that,” the first shook their head and the second’s helm snapped to the side in surprise.

“hook!” the second figure grumbled to the first, “you never said it could hear us!” the one named ‘hook’ seemed to roll his helm, as though he were rolling his eyes, at the second one. “shut it, scavenger.” was all he had said, moving close to the table you had been sat on.

“you sustained some heavy damage to your lower pede there, fleshling.” hook pointed towards your ankle, the horribly wrapped cast around it in a cocoon. it was snug and tight, yet there were visible doodles on the bandaging. and some extremely horrible 5-year old handwriting. as though the person was taught how to write and instead of following directions, they came up with their own version. yknow, silly 6th grade shit.

“take it slow, fleshling. wouldnt wanna risk harming yourself even more.” hook muttered, optics scanning your form. scavenger, or so you thought was his name, stayed at the back of the room. he observed you from a distance, blood red visor warry of your eye movements dancing from across the room.

“dont worry, megatron’s gonna be here soon.” hook said, back turning on you as he walked towards what seemed to be an entrance. “he’ll decide what it is that he wants to do with you. whether or not he wants you roaming the base and spy above, or if he should kill you.” hook shrugged, and finally exited the room.

the audacity. the. fucking. audacity. the nerve these strange alien folks had, stealing you away whilst on vacation, and even worse, breaking your ankle in the process. it wasnt as though dealing with shitheads at your job wasn’t enough. you growled, anger bright and flaring in your eyes as you gazed into the hallway. “stupid fucker,” you grumbled.

you scanned the room once more, and your eyes landed on the second bot. he was hunched back, figure in fight or flight mode it had seemed.

“dont get any ideas!” he yelped, backing closer to the back of the counter. “i have a weapon and im not afraid to use it!” he held up a sort of surgical knife, stained with purple liquid.

“woah woah,” you held your hands up, “chill out bro. aint nobody gonna do a thing, especially me. i cant even walk,” you shook your head, trying to ease the figure in front of you. it seemed to somewhat work, as he lowered the knife. his limbs went somewhat limp by his side, the tension leaving his body slowly.

“what’s your name big guy?” you asked, trying to still show that youre peaceful to the being. “mine’s (y/n).” the purple and green figure nodded, staying right where he was.

“i know your name, (y/n). hook and scrapper said im not supposed to be talking to you but,” he looked around. “name’s scavenger, and thats all im telling you fleshy!” he went back to pointing the knife at you.

you were about to respond, if not for the extra voices from outside the room. your head turned to the location, watching as ‘hook’ walked in. accompanying him was another figure, larger than hook, and in all grey. he had neon red optics, and a sinister smile on his face. the other figure was all sorts of colors, red, white, and blue. he had what looked like wings on his backside.

something you noticed, however, was that they all wore the same insignia. a purple cat thingy. it looked pretty funky, but you werent going to question it. after all, youve worn some questionable shit before. like that ugly cardigan in your mom’s closet you put on as a kid.

“greetings fleshbag!” the grey bot greeted, in a dickhead-ish manner. “i am megatron, leader of all the decepticons!” he said, as though you had the fuck to care and listen. his speech was slow and boring, almost made you want to slip back into your unconsciousness.

“and you, my dear (y/n), have been chosen to help us decepticons against our enemies. the autobots!” he exclaimed, leaving a dramatic pause as though he were reading a story to a bunch of 4 year olds kids who had been sat on a rug for story time.

this was definitely worse than story time, though.

#transformers x reader #x reader #x gender neutral reader #🌄.g1 #g1 x reader #🏷.uh oh #transformers g1 #transformers generation one #constructicons x reader #constructicons #megatron #starscream #starscream x reader #megatron x reader

[botboots]

"please don't leave" [smokescreen x reader]

hi!! sorry for the massive inactivity, life got busy and i didn't have much motivation - but i went through one of my first tf fics and edited it a bit, so why not post it while i work on requests (thank you for those, btw!) hope you like it :) sorry for any errors in this, it was initially written a while ago but i tried to fix up everything i could lmao also, this was inspired by a prompt i found

warnings: non-graphic injuries word count: 930 (GN, cybertronian!reader) continued under the cut

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You were laying on the medical berth as your optics flitted about the room. Restless and in pain, you had been left to your own devices after the last of the team had left you alone, as per Ratchets’ constant nagging. You ex-vent, replaying the day’s events in your processor.

A misstep had earned yourself a blast in your side when an energon scouting mission turned sour – it wasn’t exactly life-threatening, but it still hurt like the Pits. Smokescreen, who’d been assigned to go with you (and was promptly panicking), contacted Ratchet for a ground-bridge once you had both finished off the last of the Vehicons. Just because you were injured meant in no way that you couldn’t still blast the enemy halfway to the Allspark, right?

As soon as the two of you had gotten through the ground-bridge Ratchet patched you up, all the while chewing the both of you out for “unnecessarily engaging Decepticons on a mere scouting mission” and “putting yourselves at risk”. Once the old medic was sure that you were stable, he shooed the others away so that you could recharge.

Not that you were doing much of it.

You perk up at the sound of pedes making their way across the hangar, hoping it was a ‘bot you could actually have a conversation with. While you beyond respected him, small talk with Optimus Prime isn’t exactly what you would define as fun. Relief washes over your form as Smokescreen peeks his helm around the corner.

“Hey, Y/N? You still awake?” The mech not-so-quietly whispers. You shake your helm.

“No, I just have my optics online while I recharge.” You reply, mouth quirking into a smile.

He chuckles, bashfully glancing to the side as he lifts a servo to rest behind his neck cables, “Probably could’ve figured that one out myself, huh?”

“Probably.” You grin as he makes his way over to you, wincing a bit when you prop yourself up. The still-healing wound didn’t want to lose your attention, it seemed. “What’re you doing in here, anyway? Shouldn’t you be recharging?”

He shrugs, picking up one of Ratchets’ tools and aimlessly fiddling with it in his servos, “Couldn’t.”

One of your metal brows quirks up, but you brush his answer off. It wasn’t uncommon for him to have a hard time falling into recharge, having spent many lunar-cycles staying up with him until you were both worn out.

“How are you feeling, though? Ratchet said it would still hurt for a bit.” He nods to the covered gash in your side. When you look at the wound it seems to only hurt more, as if it was something sentient and knew it had your attention. You ex-vent.

“It hurts, yeah, but other than that I’m fine.” You answer, the corner of your mouth curving into a smile as you bump a fist against his shoulder plating, “C’mon, you know it takes more than a few ‘con scouts to get rid of me, Smokes!”

The mech swats your servo away, the smile that stretches across his faceplate making your spark flutter.

“Only because I was there to save your aft.” He taunts. The statement sends your optics rolling; but a laugh still bubbles up through your chassis. It was beyond tempting to shove him from where he sat, but you simply wave him off with a scoff and a flick at his armor. Once the laughing subsides, he perks up to look at you, “Seriously, though – you really did a number on those ‘cons. It was kind of cool.”

“Did you just compliment me?” Obvious mock surprise lines your tone as you lift a servo to the side of your helm, “My audials must be malfunctioning.” Smokescreen rolls his optics.

“Whatever, smartaft.” He shakes his helm, “I better get out of here, Ratchet will scrap me if I bug you for too long.”

Nervousness prickles through your chassis. Your wound still hurt, and you knew that if Smokescreen left you would be alone again, unable to recharge with thoughts running through your processor. You hated being left on your own.

When he pushes himself up, panic grips you - and without thinking you reach out with your servo to stop him.

Both your optics widen, and the mech shifts to look back at you, questioning optics searching your faceplate. Your servo is stilled on his forearm as you stare back at him. What were you thinking?! Yeah, go ahead and grab the mech without any warning; I’m sure that will make him want to stay!

“I’m sorry-“ You blurt out, snatching your servo away from him before you glance down. Embarrassment burns your faceplate, “I just- please, don’t leave me alone.”

His brows raise, and for a moment you think you over-stepped. Before you can say anything, though, he lets out a soft laugh.

“Alright, if you like my company that much I guess I could stay.” He lightheartedly teases. “But you’re taking the heat if Ratchet gets on my aft about this.” Your body relaxes as he sits back down, and you choose not to point it out when he shifts the chair closer to the medical berth.

“Think I can’t an old bot on?” You joke, despite both of you cringing at the memory of getting laid into by the medic after your scouting mission. Smokescreen chuckles, and you both drift into casual conversation with an abundance of back-and-forth teasing. As the minutes tick by, you already feel better than before; your wound temporarily forgotten in the presence your closest friend.

#im so sorry for being dead lmao #heres a peace offering while i work on better stuff #transformers #transformers x reader #transformers fanfiction #transformers prime #smokescreen x reader #tfp smokescreen x reader #tfp x reader #transformers prime x reader #tf x reader

[bots-and-cons]

One from Autobots team and one from Decepticons team: Who would pole dance for fun/ for exercise/ for some other reasons?

I did it so they picked it up from their s/o, mostly because I read the ask wrong the first time

~Arcee~

•She was kind of confused at first, because what’s the benefit of dancing around a pole

•You told her it’s a great form of exercise and it’s fun so you picked it up as a hobby

•Honestly Arcee would be really good at it if she tried it, and if there was a pole big enough she totally would

•And when she finally gets to try it, she’s in love

•You could totally teach her all the different moves

•Arcee would totally put on a bit of a show for you, but just you

~Knockout~

•Knockout thinks it’s so cool, and also pretty sexy

•You doing all the different moves is super impressive and he knows you must have insane core strength to do that

•He would definitely love to try pole dancing, but I feel like he would fall on his aft a lot if he did

•He would get the hang of it eventually though, and damn he would be good at it

•He would put on a show for you all the time, like “look at this new move I learned” and stuff like that

•He would get competitive about it though, like which of you can do some moves better

•Also he has a very particular music taste when it comes to this stuff

#transformers #tfp #transformers prime #decepticons #knockout #autobots #arcee #tfp headcanons #reader insert #transformers x reader #tfp x reader

[cloudraker]

Can I request Dirt Boss (tfa), Skyquake (tfp), Thrust (cyberverse) and Skgywarp (g1) with S/O, who can generate seismic force (headcanons)?

Hey! Thanks for requesting and for being patient while I got to your request <3

I only did Skyquake and Skywarp as I'm not super familiar with the other two, I hope thats okay ^^'

Skyquake (tfp) and Skywarp (G1) with an S/o that can generate seismic force

Under the cut :)

Skyquake

Of the two he’s the most likely to use it to further the Decepticon cause. He understands his loyalty to the cause and Megatron must come first, but he also worries for your safety if he should say something

In the end he keeps it to himself, but does bring up the idea of taking you on missions privately, arguing that your powers could be a huge boon

You agree, and you get taken on missions where he feels comfortable that you won’t be hurt, things like scouting missions and the like

 If you’re interested he offers to help you train and gain better control of your powers,and while he himself obviously doesn’t have experience with special abilities, he’s still a solider and has seen his fair share of training (and probably trained a fair amount of others) so he’s a decent coach all things considered

Skywarp

He is plotting nasty things, the options for general tomfoolery have expanded tenfold and he is going to take advantage of it

If you’re not up to using your powers for pranks, he’s a bit bummed but he’s sure he can convince you into helping with some minor ones

If you’re worried about him bringing your powers up to his higher ups, you don’t have to worry. The thought never crosses his mind and if he’s ever asked about it he simply says he didn’t think of it at the time

Asks you if you can use your powers to help him do sick tricks, if it’s even possible. He just wants to show off so you think he’s cool

Of the two he’s the best at helping you control your powers; he’s an outlier himself so he’s got a better grasp than most of what it’s like. However his advice is arguably shit, telling you to just “do a better job” and the like

He is trying his best (he is not trying very hard to help)

#transformers #maccadam #transformers x reader #transformers headcanon #transformers prime #tfp #transformers g1 #skyquake #skywarp #im assuming and also hoping you mean seismic as in earthquakes

[fangirlingpuggle]

Ok but au where tfa megatron realized that sari is his daughter and finds out that the puny autobot that kicked his butt has been technically raising her... now he has to court him because deceptcon tradition

Honestly just want an au where he does find out that sari is his kid such wasted potential they never truly revealed that

HA!! YES!!!!! OH GOD THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!!

TFA Megatron finding out and going straight from annoying pest to of course only my heir would be chosen to protect the all spark.

Also Blitzwing and Lugnut instantly getting put on babysitting (Also kidnapping) duty.

Blitzwing and Lugnut seeing Optimus acting as Sari's dad

Lugnut: How dare that autobot behave that way trying to usurp the glorious Megatron

Blitzwing:...

Blitzwing:...unless

Blitzwing totally seeing a plan here which leads to Blitzwing hinting to Megatron about hey autobot rival who matched you may be a good match. Sari finding out and then...Sari leading her own Decepticon inner circle with matchmaking attempts. (Though it's only Blitzwing, Lugnut (maybe Soundwave) Bumblebee, Bulkhead and Prowl)

Megatron and Optimus interacting in non-murdering ways because yeah co-parenting and actually talking and Megatron:...huh this little Autobot who killed me is actually pretty smart...and pretty pretty...wait...FUCK

He catches feelings and then go into full courting mode and Optimus is...well look he's pretended he doesn't have a crush on Megatron for this long.

Sari is not fucking around she is going to parent trap her robot dads and she is not accepting failure she goes full planning mode

Blitzwing/Lugnut:...oh yeah your totally Megatrons kid

When elite guard show up they are so confused.

(It would have been so cool to see the reveal especially cause I think there was going to be a shattered glass episode)

#tfa #transformers animated #megop #megaop #megatron x optimus prime #sari sumdac #au #fic prompt #transformers #humor #tfa megop #tfa au

[earthstellar]

MECH Agents: “I’ll kill a teenager, I don’t give a fuck.” 

Arcee: “I’ll kill a human, I don’t give a fuck.” 

I like to think that Jack had a “thinking about this too hard” crisis after this, lmao.

Like, instant relief in the moment, super good to know his giant alien robot bodyguard will fuck up some dudes if needed. Nice! Very good.

An hour later, at the base, talking about it with the other kids though... LMAO Miko would say some shit to get him all nervous about it 

Jack: So Arcee threatened to stomp ‘em, and they dropped their guns! Got out safe and sound. Smooth. 

Miko: Woah, that’s so cool! Did she crush anybody? Like BSHH BSHH BSHH ahhhhhhh noooooo! SQUISHHHHH

Jack: Uh, no, Miko. They ran away. 

Raf: Yeah, there’s no way Arcee would squish somebody! 

Miko: Oh please, she totally could. Bulkhead’s feet are huge, he could squish like ten people! *starts walking around taking big air-stomps* Like Godzilla! Raaaagh! 

Jack: Knock it off, Miko! 

Raf: Just because they can, uh, stomp people, doesn’t mean they would. Like Optimus said, the Autobots are here to protect us! 

Miko: Only as a side effect, though! 

Jack: *sigh* What are you talking about? 

Miko: Like, they’re here to fight the Decepticons and win the big-forever-space-war! If you went for a walk in the woods to have a picnic and stepped on some ants, you’d be thinking about the picnic and not the ants. I’m just saying. 

Raf: Uh, I’m not sure I like this... Bumblebee wouldn’t step on anyone! 

Miko: I mean, maybe not on purpose.

Jack: Miko! Stop scaring Raf! 

[Optimus hears their voices getting progressively louder and comes over to check up on them, looming over them. He leans down to get on a more even eye-level, but his frame fills their field of view.] 

Optimus: Children, I have been informed of the incident with MECH earlier today. Have any of you been harmed? 

[Raf and Jack are visibly a little stressed out; Miko skips over to stand in front of Optimus.] 

Miko: Nope, all good, Ops! We were just talking about--

[Jack takes a couple big strides over and manages to clamp his hand around her mouth just in time!] 

Jack: Ah, nothing, Optimus, sir. Just going over our experiences in the field today. 

[Optimus is suspicious, but also understands.] 

Optimus: Very well. If you wish to seek support aside from one another, please, do not hesitate to call for my attention. De-briefing is important after any crisis is experienced, and I do not wish you to come to any harm, physical or otherwise. 

[Jack and Raf visibly relax a little bit. Miko rolls her eyes and smirks.] 

Jack: Sure thing, Optimus. Thanks. 

[In the background, Ratchet knocks something off of his work bench and in the process of turning around, steps on the device and breaks it.] 

Ratchet: Oh, come on! I needed that! 

[Jack and Raf look at each other. Miko starts laughing hysterically.] 

#tfp #transformers prime #tfp arcee #tfp ratchet #tfp optimus prime #jack darby #rafael esquivel #miko nadakai #maccadam

[theamazingmrcat]

next transformers continuity i want the autobots to accidentally out themselves to earth when they realize the probe they just shook the dust off of has cameras and one day NASA wakes up to find that opportunity rover’s back online and the first thing it recorded was a giant robot saying “well, fuck”