Red Hood after picking up two sixteen-year-old like stray cats
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I have some other Jason in wonder woman merch drawings planned but decided to share this little sketchy sketch of a young baby Jason todd that has fallen asleep on his wonder woman body pillow in a wonder woman onesie also I'm just gonna pretend it was dick that bought the onesie, body pillow, and throw pillows for him yes I know the premise is Bruce but I cannot stand Bruce as a character in canon hes a horrible father so ... Pretending it was dick..
And not just cause I have experience with having an abusive family and yes I know I forgot to add the star to wonder woman's crown I'll add it in I promise lol
Got the idea for this from: @wondersinwaynemanor
Tags: @captain-daryn
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Journey To Bethlehem "The Ultimate Deception" makes me think of like makes me think of like a scenario of either one of Dick's one night stands telling him that he got her pregnant and it's just him and Jason sort of arguing with each other the entire time, because Jason believes this is his shot at something far more normal than the batfam, meanwhile Dick thinks she's lying. (This would be the only instance I write fem reader or preg!afab!reader)
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Either Two Face or the Riddler arguing with their alter egos Ed or Harvey about someone actually holding affection for them. And they're technically torn in two about it because 1) their villains, they've done horrible things, are scarred mentally/physically and 2) who would ever love them?
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jason: i'm too drunk to drive
dick: you were the one to get me drunk, so i can't drive
tim: man i am high as a kite right now, i don't think I'm fit to drive unless it's to the wendy's drive-thru, its the only route i know by heart
jason, dick, and tim looking over to 12 year old damian:
damian: i shall be your designated driver just this once
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Average gotham knights experience (the game crashes not even 30 seconds later). Shoutout to @magnusj the most stealthy redhood player.
[Robin: OK. Let's do this SNEAKY STYLE.
[Robin: Jason NO-]
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AU where Bruce gets the baby bats as baby bats: Jason’s first word being “icky” but he’s not eating anything, he’s pointing at Dick
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ok another floating thought:
Jason Todd does not tolerate bad eating habits.
Iced coffee for breakfast? Absolutely not.
6pm and you had not a single sip of water? Forget it.
Having a single slice of toast for lunch AND dinner? Naur babes.
You will be eating 3 square meals a day will allowance for snacks and 'happy foods' as he likes to call them.
As soon as you complain about a headache, stomachache, light-headedness, fatigue he will tell you to go fucking eat something with a glass of water, not coffee.
Its even worse if you live together like i strongly believe he would wake up early just to make you a balanced breakfast before you go about your day.
GOD BUT IF UR IN UNI??? babe be ready bc he will break into your dorm to bring u food that he cooked u himself. (he's a loverboy duh)
no time to cook or order? He's gotchu
too tired? already on the way
exam season with barely any time to take a breath? already on it babe he'll spoonfeed you while you revise your textbook
and plus, how else are you supposed to grow as big and strong as him when you're only eating half a meal a day?
I WANNA MUNCH ON HIS MOOSCLES SO BAD FUCKKKKK
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If yall see The Red Hood with Hello Kitty stickers on the back of his helmet
I had nothing to do with it
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So I saw @mindflayer-inc comment about Jason with an alt costume and decided to do my own variation I do plan on doing another version that's much more like Diana's costume but I'm still working that out I'll post when it's finished but wanted to share this wip of Jason being a wonder woman simp
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bruce: he’s killed people
damian [who’s heard stephanie say this at least 10x a day]: but have you considered that maybe he’s just a teenage girl?
jason: yeah! have you considered that bruce?!
bruce: jason, you’re 22 and a male
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