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balkanbitch · 1 year
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Bruce: *gets slammed in to a wall and rubble falls on him during a mission*
All of his children running over:
Dick: Dad! Dad! Are you hurt?
Bruce: Of course I am hurt!
Jason dumping dirt on Bruce with a shovel: We shall miss you father!
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sheegons · 9 months
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Damian being really really autistic compilation
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bad at sarcasm and tone, can't tell jokes without having to explain that he's joking and being viewed as rude when he asks questions he thinks are normal
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getting an acting teacher so he could try acting less like himself (masking)
he's seen getting better at this with his appearance alongside Supergirl
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alfred saying damian gets fidgety when he gets a haircut and he has to tell a story to distract himself and stop himself from fidgeting
+ Damian info dumping to superman about a random islands history when the island was merely mentioned
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also him holding a fidget spinner
I rest my case
(i still have more evidence)
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2old0voldy0moldy7 · 1 year
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I really need one history where Constantine is just chilling with the JL and Danny Pahntom just comes from nowhere and says he owns Constantine soul.
Constantine is like: Ya go to the end of the line you don't want a war with all the demons i sold my soul to.
Then Danny just says: I own 100% of your soul the demons were paying Taxes with your soul.
Then Constantine realises he's fucked up.
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waywardducks · 7 months
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You ever wonder if Tim, Duke, Jason, and Steph just say popular words that our generation uses a lot and Dick realizes that he has no idea what his siblings are saying. Like-
Duke: Dang Alfred, this food is bussin’
Dick: what?
Steph: On god
Dick: who?
Jason: No cap.
Dick: Huh???
Tim: Frrrr
Alfred: Thank you all. I'm glad you enjoyed the meal.
Dick: WHAT???
I feel like after the group realizes that Dick is clueless to the lingo they start using it more often just to upset him and they get their friends into it too. Quoting memes and stuff bc Dick is so lost.
Kon: *Walking into the bat cave for the first time in a while.* Gurrrrl it don't smell like roaches in here or nothin’
Damien: Cuz the roach just walked in the door
Dick: 😯
Or
Dick: *trying on a new shirt* what do you think?
Barbara: Eh mid.
Dick: 😧
Or
Steph: Oh my god did you see Batwoman on the newtest issue of Gothemites?
Lorena: OMG YES! She’s giving Mother and I'm here for it!
Dick: 🥲
Or
Roy and Dick: *Watching Kon flirt with Tim on a mission.*
Roy: Damn, Superboy is Rizzing up your lil bro. Jason wasn't joking.
*Tim smirking at one of Kon’s advances. Whispering something before winking and walking away*
Roy: HOLY FUCK TIM IS THE RIZZ KING WTF
Dick: 😰
Or
Dick and Jason: *Walking into study room in the manor to find Bruce and Clark way too close.*
Jason: really? In front of my salad?
Dick: 😳
Bonus:
Dick: *looking smug as walked into a room full of his siblings*
Dick: That last mission sure was sus wasn't it guys!
*collective groans as everyone in the room stands and leaves immediately.*
Dick: 😭
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mrdilfandmrsmilf · 18 days
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Jason 💕
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shenhri · 1 month
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my babies ×.×
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ceristhedivine · 1 month
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Jeez, people are overdramatic. LET PEOPLE LIKE THEIR SHIPS. It's not the end of the world if a person likes a pairing you don't prefer. I get it. Some ships are great, yippee! Hooray! Bravo! You're happy, I'm happy. You don't like it? Fine. But good grief, enough of the drama! It's unnecessary. Overdramatic. Dumb. DONE.
Let shippers be happy and at peace. Let us ship what we want! It's just a like to an idea. NOT A DECLARATION OF WAR.
(Unless you're into pedophilia, then I suggest you scurry off–)
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itsbansheebitch · 4 months
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Batman is NOT a pacifist! He just doesn't kill people. He's closer to a law-abiding citizen than a pacifist!
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patichudy · 1 year
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Green Arrow
Sort of a character design that I pushed a bit further into illustration.
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kirbyfigure · 1 year
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1-8oo-wtfbro · 1 year
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Jason sending Tim pictures of cardinals with the caption “this u” after he becomes red robin. like, every time he sees a cardinal (which is surprisingly often) he takes a pic and sends it to him.
One day Tim gets sick of the spamming so he just sends a video of a trash can exploding and goes “this u”
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balkanbitch · 2 years
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Jason sneaking in to the manor:
Bruce who is standing in the room hes sneaking in to: What are you doing?
Jason panicking: Uh I plead the 2nd
Bruce: How the hell do you plead-
Jason shoots Bruce in the shin and jumps out the window:
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sheegons · 9 months
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ppl still thinking jon is damians first and only friend let's go down the list of friends he made before jon (not counting pets or batfam members)
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Ravi:
Damians first revealed canonical friend
used to be an art teacher at the league, currently a good ally that helps and guides damian due to becoming blind.
basically his own alfred before he met alfred
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Colin wilkes/Abuse (hero name)!
Damians first gotham friend (again, not counting batfam members)
Him and damian were forced to join a child fighting ring and kicked everybodys ass
gave him a motorcycle that was named "the cycle of abuse"
went on a little adventure looking for his mother during lil gotham but failed and damian settled for just giving him flowers.
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Rose wilson!
commonly thought to only be friends with during the lazarus tournament but they actually met during her teen titans era when Damian was 10
only person in the teen titans that damian really hit it off with, they both enjoyed each others presence.
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Mia "Maps" Mizoguchi/Robin (kinda)
Big Batman fan that dresses up like Robin and really wants the title
went on a tiny adventure that got Damian expelled from the academy he was attending
he set her up on a scavenger hunt once randomly since she's a big batman fan
saved her from two-face and taught her how to use a weapon
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Maya ducard/Nobody!
The reason Damian met Jon in the first place
adopted damian as her brother when he was lonely and distancing herself from others
I'd tell yall all her adventures with damian but there's a lottttt I'd rather y'all go read robin: son of batman (#1-#13) to see his adventures with her
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Suren Darga!
young magician that befriended damian
got used as a weapon by his parents so him n damian kinda bonded over that
him, damian, maya and goliath saved the world
revived damian after dying (the second time)
shows up at the end of robin son of batman
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photosoft0ys · 6 days
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The Dark Knight Returns
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rainnyydaysworld · 19 days
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Spot the difference challenge
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scarletembers04 · 8 months
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Horror and DC Characters That Would (In My Opinion) Get Along
Image 1: Edward Nygma/The Riddler (DC Comics) ; John Kramer/Jigsaw (Saw)
Image 2: Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare On Elm Street) ; Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow (DC Comics)
Image 3: Harvey Dent/Two-Face (DC Comics) ; Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
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